>trusting chink goods

>ever

http://www.gearbest.com/stationery-supplies/pp_354194.html

>be on /csg/

>buy fake tenga egg

I dont know if these fags are for real or just fucking with me

Also those power banks, do we have an engineer anon here who can verify my theory of making chink UPS?

i wonder how tenga eggs feel

how are they even used`?

@Jignx I would imagine it to be better with their lube and all, if you buy an original from Japan.

I think on Amazon you might find some original sellers which ship from Japan

user? Well, that's not possible. You mean why they are openined?

do you insert them into your anus

and then poop them out one by one

I think because liquid might be dangerous if it's shipped with airmail they are oblidged to check it

I mean lay them

@Dietrich Or just use Yakuoku (Yahoo Auctions)

:^)

so that might be why they open them

@uamee I'm no expert at Japanese imports so you're probably right

no like

Find me what you like and I could translate for you

how do they work?

But wouldnt it be same as in amazon price-wise or roughly the same?

Amazon is usually pretty cheap, some people buy their chink goods there even

@zambz I would assume it's lube and basically some kind of shape inside to stimulate

ok

But for some reason

I picture it's for small Asians and that it cracks on first try

don't take my guesses for fact

but honestly, the originals are quire expensive, and tenga is last time I checked not really making things that last more than 1-3 uses

quite*

tenga that is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkgDM-ILl3M

ooh

cool

wow that thing really stretch, probably much better than chink fake

Maybe we can get one anon to make a test on the chink one

I doubt it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up6FmlKVCuM

is this gay

no shame found

probably

very

gay

Tenga's are quite small devices

It's a non-issue, since chinese genitalia are generally small anyways...

The mechanism inside consists of a specially constructed sillicone sheath, innervated with a mesh of ridges and grooves designed to stimulate the human penis beyond what normal sex can offer ™

It's designed to be easily cleanable, and lube is applied before using the device,

hot

It's hot, and it works.

US/Europeans with penis sizes larger than 5 inches might need a larger, XL model though, since the regulars are small.

but very tight

wow you know a lot about them

However, sex toys are something I wouldn't buy on shady chink websites though

@Rageafk heh

It's like you don't even want your penis to melt

@Jignx if you thought that was gay you haven't seen this yet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0sXEMYgAdo

WHAT

that's okay that's just anime

@Jignx I don't think you clicked on the video

its absolutely not anime

i did

but

its not anime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI6oD8dqQYU#t=45s here, take this

>stockholm

knew it

It's /lgbt/'s official theme song

more like

sweden's national anthem

***sensible chuckle***

but but muh ABBA

lol like every Finn calls Swedes gay

It's our culture

https://cldup.com/SbD74w25Ou.webm I need some more Swede stuff to soothe my soul

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8JTnZzEIs3I/Vbefk56iXXI/AAAAAAAAGSQ/J-foCcKeQpE/s1600/swedencucks.jpg

they should get their shit together

yup

Been to Sweden, was a lot of gay stuff there

LGBT store, first time in my life I've seen

Then again Moscow banned gay pride for 100 years

>lgbt store

wot

pride store

so like

money goes to pride?

It's a store, yes

Full of homosexual pride memorabilia

So, technically, money goes to buying pride memorabilia, where a small portion of which is donated to the LGBT movement

I got my cheap furniture from Sweden when i moved

IKEA 👌

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5QT8K_87N4

ICEE is 10/10

they sell this http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/10291881/ is far more trustable than chink bricks

I would say that ikea has good quality

But if you buy a 50€ desk you can expect it to bend

If you buy a 50€ piece of any furniture you can expect it to bend

http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/10244743/ I kinda want pic related

I use a Jerker

they arent sold anymore

sadly

well PCs are popular surely somebody sells something good

No I'm not buying that expensive one where youc an put the computer inside the desk wtf

https://www.tripletremelo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Case-DK-02X-de-Lian-Li-2.jpg because we've enough money to waste in /csg/ right?

you never have enough money so you buy /csg/

but damn a jerker looks nice

I just bought a big table at the used store

In my honest opinion, these PC-desk cases are gimmicky

It was actually pretty good, and sold way above what I bgouht it for

Katahane I think that DXracer etc shitty brands that monopolize on "gaymers"

yep

I'd rather go with a nice, comfy ITX build

I'm not sure anymore though, if I have place ATX might be better for like the space

Imagine if you have to move your pc and you have it inside a table

^

no thanks

I wonder what they do when they have to move

For example I can not settle down, so I have no option to buy myself anything that can stay

Moving a lot is shit

battlestation and bed

if a tick bites me in siberia I'm fucked without vaccine for Japanese Encephalitis or rabies who knows, better hope I don't manage to get that

the only necessary

rabies aren't spread through ticks

You should be worried about lyme disease

Ah, yeah, I see

fuck it all

I had to inject a lot of stuff for shit that can only infect me with syrringes or sex

well blood transfusions, but typically that involves syrringes so

http://www.gearbest.com/video-game/pp_266201.html#customer_review

so pricy

but I want it

fuck thats a lot

but I assume for once its really good quality?

I wonder if they got it accepted by nintendo or smth at this price

http://i.4cdn.org/g/1470319091943.jpg

looks nice

http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2015/03/hardware_review_8bitdo_fc30_pro_controller

remindser that you can play with emulator perfectly with keyboard too

reminder

or another controller

>being anti consumerism

>not wanting extra chink shit for swag

Yeah well I'm a chep fuck

and ive got too much chink shit good lord

I think my best purchases is the chink dev board, sharks, counterfeit FTDI cable, xiaomi meme router

pistons

its just 42 for a controller come on routers are cheaper

@cathy

Shit skin

:(

:(

I like it

it has anime

:)

It has anime

And it's not even flat

flat?

derpderp

those pixels

is anyone here good at math

What kind of math?

12 cans for £3.55 or 16 cans for £5.00, which is better value

both can be divided by 4

12 and 16

Did you finish primary school?

Don't you have a calculator on your phone?

This is simple division.

I need my iPad to do algebra was what I heard somebody say in some IRC once

Lol

apple

i'm retarded

i barely passed math

Divide prices with the number of cans

That's how much you pay per can

If the result is bigger you get less cans for your money

16 is 0.31, 12 is 0.29 i think

why are the sinos so slow at sending shit? my order is still processing since june 29th

CZ post promises you best quality

anyone elser here had problems with obs on windows 10?

if I record anything

None

my computer fucks up

everything goes black

cant alt tab, alt f4 or anything

Which method?

what?

Which capture method

game

Does preview work?

no

What are you recording

Does window capture work?

osu

Alright

havent tried

Damn James Donkey really stepped up their mouse game huh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbOBPgzVmjk

lol green colour version

MiBand2 is $35.89 with Gearbest right now

I once almost bought miband

What do you even use it for

my gf uses it as an alarm

and for notifications

Alarm feature is useful

Does it have hearthrate monitor?

ive heard vibrating watch for alarm is god tier

Im not into smartwatches but miband or some other similiar product are worth buying imo

I considered getting one but I'm fairly sure it would look ridiculous on my skelly wrist

Tfw cant buy watches because turboskeleton

i don¨t think miband would be too bad

Im sure it would not be

Then it has to be bad

Why?

I mean
then you have to really skelly

Because MiBand really isn't big

You lost me. Im too tired to think

Your conversation confused me a bit as well

"Im sure it would not be" was confusing in the context of the previous message

Now im confused as well
let us just
forget this

Yea

I once got a watch

On the smallest wrist strap setting it was still too big to fit on my wrist

since its metal... I couldn't use it

fits perfectly

._.

I can't tell if small wrists or fuckhuge strap

This was my grandpa's and he was regular sized person

Those €5 Chromecasts are going fast

only 5 left

prolly fake

i don't believe it

huh where not possible

I got my chromecast 2 free so no complaints here

You've got paypal and ebay to fall back on though

My old one broke by overheating and some shit

the hitch is that it only casts minecraft lets plays

so the customer service guys gave me the new one lol

dedodated wam

whats that knock-off cold

miracast?

miracast

but those are shit]

better get a first gen Chromecast

i wouldnt be surprised if those are what comes

the box looks legit

Yeah my first gen broke from heat, so I got a second

some people tell me the first was better though. no idea.