So yes

33 lbs ~ 15 kilos

How did the other person get around paying shipping?

idk

ill call him in the next thread

ask him how he did it

I'd say you're being chinked

They smelled weakness

And fucked you

"they are trying to screw us over"
"If they click confirm just send them non standard"

i think they clocked me

Is my math wrong or is this some third world country privilege

>buy in your local supermarket idiot

I can't find a kilo of non-fancy pasta for more than 2 pounds

Sides

Definitely been chinked

What country Jii?

eng

And this would be 200 pounds for 15 kg?

fuckn that

awful deal

Yeah

i know

shipping containers are actually really expensive

it better be top quality standard spaghetti for 300

premium standard

the idea is you buy like 3000 at a time i think

idiots like me who want to chink the chinks arent welcome

i need to talk to mangosteen anon

mangosteen probably comes in a six pack or some form like that

Easier to ship

im surprised lily was savvy enough to notice im just an idiot

even when i pretended to own an actual corner shop in my city

Confirm the order to assert dominance

All of us did instantly

Charge back with credit card company after shipping

We were laughing for ages

Imagine their faces

"eheh filty gwailo probably also stocks normal apples"

>and then he asked for standard spaghetti

dont i'm in tears again

Also they asked you to introduce your shop and you one sentenced "I'm this shop in England anyway back to my order"

They probably wanted a history, what you're about, how long active

Yeah

How much shit you move

"tell us about your store"
"it's a shop"

maybe i shouldnt have chosen a shop without a website

nailed it

I'm about selling popular spaghetti

It's my fucking life goal

All I ever wanted to do in my life is sell standard spaghetti

They told me I could be anything

>standard spaghetti only, non-standard spaghetti eaters can get out

So I followed my dreams

Signs up

here's a link to my website www.standardspghettigalore.com

England has a serious immigration problem, reports of non-standard spaghetti eaters in all metropolitan areas has led to mobilisation of the standard spaghetti movement

Someone make a new thread pls

Unstandard spaghetti users are calling to exit the standard spaghetti union

'spaghetti edition '

"people ask me 'donald, what do you eat?' i tell them 'what do you thinkl i eat, standard spaghetti.' it's not a question, people want to elect a president you better make sure that president eats standard spaghetti" - trump

This would probably be way funnier if I actually heard a speech

if i could impresonate that chrazy voice he has i'd have made a vocaroo

the non-standard spaghetti eaters, they love me, they do, but they have to go back

she sent me two messages after i declined

i dont know how to cancel the order, im just not pressing the buttone

@zero I mean if I actually heard Trump's speech

"Oh why you decline? you think you can fuck with us?"

she basically called your bluff

"you and your western standard spahghetti is made up"

basically saying the same thing "buy it from your supermarket"

doesnt donald eat his pizza with a fork and knife?

he's a germophobe

Yes

yeah

What a monster

and he'd eat standard spaghetti too

NOT A NEW YORKER,

HES A PHONY

@breh she called your bluff and is now making fun of you tbh

maybe

two messages to rub it in

there's a few chineese people sitting at their computers laughing about the same shit we are

either that or she really wants me to click

i aint clicking that shit nigga

no, she made the order knowing you wouldn't

"click it weak westener"

*rha rha rha* "we chinked them again!" *rha rha rha*

Jii: I am mangosteen. The thai distrubutor I ended up buying from shipped it to me on a slow boat via fedex for 50$

that's why she's laughing at you in multiple messages

a slow boat

that feel when hovering over the button

one sneeze and i click

shipping options:

China air mail
slow boat

How much did you get Stalin?

Tfw murica shipping

400 cans

Shit

of?

mangosteen, i want your life

Mangosteen drink

how do i get cheap shipping

did you pretend to be a business?

Can you ship your life to Jii?

Live in burger land

Mangosteen juice

is it really that good?

a standard spaghetti shop is more believeable in america anyway

Jii: its just cheap because I live near a port and could go pick it up myself

your waifu

Im sorry, im all over the place tonight

I end up buying at least a can a day from the vietnamese market near me anyway, so I figured why not. Ened up being 175$ish for the whole thing. So really I payed close to half price after shipping and customs.

did you pretend to be a business?

@Camphor76-22-2 thats not too bad for 43 cents per can

Jii: originally to make an alibaba account, but I ended up just doing a private transaction with the distributor.

what would you say my failing was

Standard spaghetti

I bought more than most actual businesses do in a month, so they didnt care that I wasnt a business.

Jii: wrong sellers, who make no profit anyway

To cheap a product

No margin for them on small orders

Why are tennis balls so damn expensive? http://www.aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=0&initiative_id=SB_20160720202934&SearchText=tennis+balls

I just wanted to give my dog mouth cancer

They are shipped compressed

@DisplayGFX Do you have a tennis court near you?

@cathy 2 dogs

No I mean

oh, i see

There ought to be dozens laying around

i dont feel that chink(blacked???), not yet

Tfw my phone doesnt recognise my mixer as a microphone so cant record with it.

>tfw my mixer isn't recognized as a microphone

something something mixtape

I reviewed my chink parcel, sorry for delay post id = 55677090

So was the juice $225?

For ship + price

No, shipping was 50$ customs was 6% exprcted value, so 24.smth$

And cans cost 100$

So $174 ish

Yeah

Neat

Shipping wasnt dead on 50$ either, but close enough

this person and their sideways photos

goodnight, i think ill have my sweet dreams i was promised

farewell

you better be dreaming of standard spaghetti

is there such thing as a USB splitter?

Splitter?

A hub?

You mean hub

yes

no

a splitter

Ms paint it

a cable that connects two usb's into one source

For what purpose

usb is digital

Charging a phone and also using a bluetooth bit at the same time

Eh

You could probably mangle something together

Get the USB power cable thingy

hmm

Has 1 port for power 1 for data

Or get more power bricks

i can't us ea powerbrick

i need two female USB to a microusb

Ark, these exist under otg on ali

Usb otg

adapters?

Micro USB to 2 male USB?

female

need female

Just get ofg then hub it

Otg cables are female to micro

Wait what kind of a bluetooth bit?

a logitech one

I'm confused because I have no idea what it would be for

I mean phones generally have bluetooth built in

I'm missing something here

charging my phone and using a mous ewith my phone at the same time

Oh that

https://m.aliexpress.com/item/2025431780.html

I doubt that can charge anything at a reasonable speed

Tfw you use a model m on your phone in uni comp sci class to take notes

>not writing notes

Enjoy forgetting everything

eyy

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Micro-usb-otg-HUB-2-USB-female-external-U-disk-mouse-keyboard/32647556512.html?s=p

thanks stalin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4nwe7cW_og

Do chinks make any good qi chargers?

Like nice ones tho?

I might buy a mouse rug

https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32551474427.html#autostay

okay i bought that

sweet

soon i'll have my mini computer hovering under my actual monitor

Your phone?

Skull canyon nuc too espensive tho

Ofc its expensive

There's a lot of stuff in there

Its just too expensive for the components

Must overheat a ton

You don't buy it for the bargin

You buy it for the size of it

No, its underpowered af

So no overheat

Laptops with the same stuff overheat tho

Under heavy load

I would guess the cooling isn't much better

/shrug

I dont actually know whats inside it, only that it is a meme and I want one

Just get a mini itx

With some super small case

I have thing

Have to make a custom psu mod for it tho

Yek

I remember using a bluetooth keyboard adapter to power rave toys.

Turn that phone into an FTP server

Much better use imo

nah i'll keep it as my phone

Dae sftp

Make your phone into a vpn :^)

my point is, as it's just chilling there i can use it for my music and shit and phonecalls without having to pick it up

cause i'm chronically lazy

What should I watch tonight on my crt?

How do you stand CRTs

Do you not hear the whine they all give off

Its across the room from me. I also always sit next to a fan so that drowns it out

>tfw pushing 720p 1440hz on an old Samsung SyncMaster

1440hz?

144

Fuck

Mine can push 480p at 30hz ;§

Well it usually does 1680x1050 @ 60

But yeah if I lower the res

Motospeed k87

christ

This is the default fucking mode

Atrocious font

It's okay, I didn't need my retinas anymore anyway

It comes with a picture of robocop on the box tho

I would like to see that

New meme 2016