Even if it looks like the picture it won't go well

You won't look like you think you will

Just get a more plain hoodie

yeah AC stuff always looks bad in real life

https://i.imgur.com/fcpiDvc.jpg

that trend of everyone buying the Drive jacket was just as bad

@zero thanks for the inforgraphic

link thread?

I broguht a chink teemo hat and I'm all good with it

okay but i told you so

how old are you Immortal?

sooooo, basically aliexpress?

19 yrs

what does that question even mean

alibaba doesnt make anything

>that infographic

i havent seen that in a year

http://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Assassins-creed-fleece-Inclined-zipper-Hooded_60497306639.html?spm=a2700.7724838.0.0.7lIri6

USD$5

FUCKING WHAT HAHA

It's good I'm looking more into it

you should feel bad for asking that question to Ali seller

its alibaba

he probably looked at it like "wot"

oh

the min order is 1

Yeah but it's 1 piece price

Is the huion h420 any good?

not accurate enough for drawing and meh qc from what i see

http://www.scmp.com/tech/china-tech/article/1991871/alibaba-deepens-foray-australia-and-new-zealand-new-operation-down?utm_source=&utm_medium=&utm_campaign=SCMPSocialNewsfeed

Ooooh

Maybe Aliexpress will finally give NZD prices

when ali coming to new jersey am I R I T E 💯

i want to be a chink slave

because china cares for <30 million people

80+% living in a prison colony

Found a stinky chinky kiwi

AliExpress

fuck I need some goodboy points

to bring my motospeed down to like $35

Nan

Is the discord now kill?

No?

i'm still here

It is just dead time. Party hat was party yesterday, comfy gone, uspoors are sleep

but everyone is a sleep because america is a sleep

when america sleeps the internet sleeps

I could post somme lewds if yuo lik

Active drama about discord is happening in the thread right now, while tye discord is dead. Gives me a solid kek

it probably wont help but i hope what i said makes a difference

Nothing will make a difference

There just needs to be a whole fucking thread of people venting and arguing

Then we're back to normal

B-but the UK is awake!

Late

didnt help at all

fuck it

i'll stick to posting reviews and that's it

Its a real shitstorm

yeah what a mess

i dont think a single chink item has even been posted yet

Bet you 5€ it hits bump limit with no new items posted

why would i gamble with the odds against me

i agree though

can't wait for the next thread

NEWS:

Anons talking in all caps >>>

Heh

At this pace we'll have a new thread in roughly an hour

bets are on

i wish we coud somehow play texas holdem as the threads go by

Mahjong tho

but like texas hold em with the threads

Tommorow I can post my chink mahjong set

how the fuck do you gamble in mahjong

Its prerty much poker

i'm listening

But with rules that change on. Month by month basis

this sounds like a really time invested game

For different winning hands n shit

fuck

this doesn't sound simple

Yeah. It gets pretty complex

That said, that makes it less boring than poker, and it plays alot more as a strategy game, because anything you discard goes to another player.

less boring than poker

man poker is great

i wish i had a group of people to regularly play poker with

all thes false flags

my god

on a side not i hope i get my rest fo the chink shit i'm ordering tomorrow

you got stuff on the way stalin?

I have mics coming tommorow

4 bm-700s

oh right we ordered lapel mics relativley close to each other didn't we?

or was that me and someone else

wait what

Someone else

four of them?

is this for surround sound recording?

Yea, for videoconferencing

fucking nice

A usefull use of tech from china

@cathy you got shit coming at all?

i imagine you metting a bunch of cyberpunk dudes in an alleyway trading tech with each other.

"you got the microphones?"

they hand you like, some pipes with wires hanging out on a timer

Let's talk about the BM800 xd.

(((joke)))

does it need phantom power?

someone should make a #faq

and post that stuff there

Dae I have the phantom power tho

I have to get up at (time) today and it is already (other time)

/csg/ FAQ

Does BM800 need phantom power. yes
What is a good phone? wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general
what are some sites i can go to to get chink shit. wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general
Has anyone tried the X's or Y's? what are they like compared to Z's? wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

Heg

lel

I saw all the edits

there are no edits

shh

Well, just put that in a channel

my friend

I wish scumble was a real thing, and that I could buy it from china.

@zero What?

WHAT

I don't understand your message

do you have chinkshit coming to a mailbox near you

i just want to talk about chinkshit

Yes, I have one chinkshit coming right now

what is it or is it a surprise

An hdmi to vga adapter I forgot I bought

post the best chinksheeit you ever bought

This just appeared in the thread

xiaomi 10000mah bank

my mums dildo doesn't count

Best chinkshit is definitely redmi 3 and pistons 3

Also the dollar mousepad

i'd almost say the lights i got today

The tiny light is something I want but have no use for

(literally that screenshot was posted in the thread)

1. Powebank
2. Lights
3. zircons
4. Rock cables

they're not even small

longer than my fingers

the long lights

You had the tiny one

With just the flat usb bit

the little black ones?

Yeah

they actually are my least favorite purchase

It looks tiny and useless

But I want one

see those corners

they are really sharp

they are also really bright

the only bonus is you can turn a powerbank into a torch

that's about it

>someone started unpacking 250 posts in a shitposting thread

Absolute madman

come on stalin cough it up

i want my 5 euros

Gimmie yer paypal details

just my username and password right?

No your wallet id

Fuck I was about to make the same joke

i dont want your euros stalin

wont stop me from being broke

"Anon gets a Rock phone holder for being chronically lazy among other things"

i'll be totally honest here the fact that i have a place to put my phone that isn't leaving my desk cluttered is far better than actually using this stand to interact with my phone

I hav paypal open rn if you want it tho

i dont want to

K

You guys actually made a bet?

i'd rather you spend your money on some nice chink shit

You actually did

...

of course

I actually sent a message right after that but didn't read up

>when you forget to post the picture

i'm half expecting someone to tell the anon opening a parcel that he's in the wrong thread

i think there are actual shops in australia where you can buy Redimi note 3 pros in store

feels good to be part of the chink botnet

Tfw I got a g3 for 30$ used

melbourne is pretty much shenzen-cisco

@Camphor76-22-2 Oh, refurbished?

No, a dude I know upgraded.

That's pretty good, I guess

stalin i swear you have a rabbits foot.

luckiest guy

Talking to people on the regular is a good way to scare shit

laptops and all manner of tech just handed to you

It helps that I live in oregon, "the silicon forest"

Because there are so many tech startups around. Intels headguarters are 50 miles from me

Remind me, were you the guy with the ridiculous amount of monitors?

yeah

Ye

stalin is pritchard

Define "ridiculous"

7?

Tho that picture was semi-staged

And repostan, please

https://i.imgur.com/sIVOD.jpg

9

Aww, off by 2

I thought I had it right

But then I saw the tilted screen

the fucking stool gets me every time

One of those is actually an all in 1 win10 test pc

And the other one

Wait

No, that's just 8

Do you have some kind of an arm to hold the bottom right trio in place?

Where's the last one?

I might be blind, but

stalin you have 9 monitors and yet you post screenshots from your phone

you madman

10 monitors

Cathy: yes

Pic incoming

I feel the need for the 3rd screen

@Aerione

Or well, 4th, cause there's the TV

Oh kek

I thought that was a window or something

(Though that's technically true)

I actually have a couple more monitors, but I dont have enoigh outputs to drive them

How do you deal with shitty viewing angles?

I am actually fairly tall, so the center one is below my eye-line

The rest I just turn my head

The one on the shelf is normally hooked up out of frame pointing over my bed

What's the bump limit? 315?

misc ebay pc shit

maybe

I have a similar box for misc chink shit

i have a draw

While I am in my basement......

here we go

some god damn rock and rubble with technology and bones sticking out of it

more chink monitor mounts

i was once thinkking of getting a tri monitor set up but i'm honestly thinking of switching to a 27 inch screen or something

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hammock-for-office-siesta-afternoon-sleep-nap-with-desk-hanger-hammock-rest-foot-noon-time-snooze/32656843770.html

I need this

A simple footrest doesn't cut it anymore

Dont ship monitors, but if you do go for the 40" 4k meme

but i dont want 4k

How about 2K?

i dont want 2k