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2016-07-19 04:54:53 UTC

why u delete your message

2016-07-19 04:55:05 UTC

because it's not releveant to the discussion

2016-07-19 04:55:17 UTC

and because i was supposed to put it into my search bar

2016-07-19 04:55:22 UTC

give me the drop down

2016-07-19 04:55:49 UTC

what's it to you?

2016-07-19 04:56:06 UTC

how to kill yourself painlessly yahoo answers

2016-07-19 04:56:20 UTC

first answer better be suicide

2016-07-19 04:56:28 UTC

ill google it

2016-07-19 04:56:29 UTC

word on the street is that is painless

2016-07-19 04:56:37 UTC

i get your pop culture reference

2016-07-19 04:56:51 UTC

man i miss mash

2016-07-19 04:56:53 UTC

love that show

2016-07-19 04:57:02 UTC

yeah

2016-07-19 04:58:59 UTC

how long does banggood ems raelly take

2016-07-19 04:59:08 UTC

depends on where you live

2016-07-19 04:59:09 UTC

first chink shit and i dont wanna get fucked

2016-07-19 04:59:10 UTC

3 months

2016-07-19 04:59:12 UTC

us

2016-07-19 04:59:17 UTC

commiefornia

2016-07-19 04:59:19 UTC

dont know

2016-07-19 04:59:28 UTC

any time

2016-07-19 04:59:31 UTC

from a week or two

2016-07-19 04:59:34 UTC

order something and find out

2016-07-19 04:59:35 UTC

to a month and a half to two months

2016-07-19 04:59:54 UTC

I like ali because it gives you the exact date your protection ends

2016-07-19 05:00:00 UTC

so you can appeal the chinkery

2016-07-19 05:01:43 UTC

ali is like 30 bucks more

2016-07-19 05:01:45 UTC

rip in peace

2016-07-19 05:02:15 UTC

gearbest?

2016-07-19 05:02:28 UTC

banggood

2016-07-19 05:03:08 UTC

I'm saying

2016-07-19 05:03:10 UTC

try gearbest

2016-07-19 05:03:17 UTC

it's more common than banggood i think

2016-07-19 05:03:34 UTC

gaybest is more expensive and the shipping is slower

2016-07-19 05:04:28 UTC

I never used banggood so I can't really speak for or against them

2016-07-19 05:05:13 UTC

dang

2016-07-19 05:05:20 UTC

i am moving out of this address in a month

2016-07-19 05:05:23 UTC

should i risk it

2016-07-19 05:05:42 UTC

takes a month to arrive and you're moving out

2016-07-19 05:05:49 UTC

your answer is in the question

2016-07-19 05:05:59 UTC

ems takes a month?

2016-07-19 05:06:15 UTC

i dont fucking know

2016-07-19 05:06:22 UTC

just do it :^)

2016-07-19 05:06:25 UTC

i dont click anything other than free shipping

2016-07-19 05:06:41 UTC

why would i pay extra when it may not even arrive

2016-07-19 05:06:50 UTC

how much is normal shipping

2016-07-19 05:06:51 UTC

?

2016-07-19 05:06:53 UTC

0

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free

2016-07-19 05:07:09 UTC

even for something that is like 1 euro

2016-07-19 05:07:16 UTC

$67 off coupon:0fcd6f

2016-07-19 05:23:40 UTC

if my shit doesn't arrive in the period they wrote

2016-07-19 05:23:45 UTC

can i just hit them with a paypal refund

2016-07-19 05:24:25 UTC

u can always paypal refund

2016-07-19 05:24:43 UTC

ill order tomorrow then

2016-07-19 05:37:39 UTC

why not now?

2016-07-19 05:37:53 UTC

gonna ask management if they can forward mails

2016-07-19 05:49:39 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/204837138280218624/2vsnryw0xp9xgif.gif

2016-07-19 05:59:47 UTC

stalin what are you showing me

2016-07-19 05:59:52 UTC

is this a trick picture

2016-07-19 05:59:58 UTC

or just a nice one

2016-07-19 06:02:17 UTC

Its mpape rn. But as a followup to the cyberpunk is now for today.

2016-07-19 06:07:35 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/204841650453872640/0718162258c.jpg

2016-07-19 06:21:57 UTC

My dick is sold on this

2016-07-19 06:22:10 UTC

isn't in warm white

2016-07-19 06:22:12 UTC

fuck me

2016-07-19 06:24:31 UTC

how big is that thing

2016-07-19 06:25:40 UTC

i'd say roughly 30 - 40cm

2016-07-19 06:26:06 UTC

adjustable neck

2016-07-19 06:26:29 UTC

looks like a cool thing but i dont need a lamp :/

2016-07-19 06:27:03 UTC

rechargable, touch lamp, adjustable neck, dimmable

2016-07-19 06:27:06 UTC

you dont need it

2016-07-19 06:27:17 UTC

but it's cooler than any lamp you'll need in the future

2016-07-19 06:27:29 UTC

and you'll save money buying it now

2016-07-19 06:28:13 UTC

:/

2016-07-19 06:28:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/204846903307927552/lamp.JPG

2016-07-19 06:28:50 UTC

oh man

2016-07-19 06:28:51 UTC

looks great

2016-07-19 06:28:54 UTC

i wanna buy it

2016-07-19 06:28:57 UTC

because i don't have a desk lamp

2016-07-19 06:29:06 UTC

REEEEEE

2016-07-19 06:29:06 UTC

is white light your jam?

2016-07-19 06:29:13 UTC

But does it have wireless charging built into the lamp? IKEA 1 - chinks 0

2016-07-19 06:29:14 UTC

I love blue/white lights

2016-07-19 06:29:21 UTC

it charges from USB

2016-07-19 06:29:27 UTC

plug and play

2016-07-19 06:29:30 UTC

it also has power on the back right

2016-07-19 06:29:36 UTC

yeah

2016-07-19 06:29:49 UTC

doesnt ship here

2016-07-19 06:29:57 UTC

funny

2016-07-19 06:29:58 UTC

its like

2016-07-19 06:30:02 UTC

almost the price of a decent lightbulb

2016-07-19 06:30:07 UTC

how can u see where it ships

2016-07-19 06:30:11 UTC

i can't

2016-07-19 06:30:14 UTC

it just tells me

2016-07-19 06:30:17 UTC

it doesn't ship to my country

2016-07-19 06:30:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/204847407924641792/unknown.png

2016-07-19 06:31:02 UTC

oh cool

2016-07-19 06:31:33 UTC

>you can get privilege points on aliexpress

2016-07-19 06:31:34 UTC

heheh

2016-07-19 06:31:50 UTC

anyone ever got a watch

2016-07-19 06:32:06 UTC

Yes

2016-07-19 06:32:13 UTC

for wat price

2016-07-19 06:32:28 UTC

Underground LED

2016-07-19 06:32:32 UTC

UNDERGROUND

2016-07-19 06:32:36 UTC

dont need it

2016-07-19 06:32:49 UTC

i can light up the dirt in the earth dude

2016-07-19 06:32:52 UTC

this is fantastic

2016-07-19 06:33:10 UTC

This one, but I paid half of that

2016-07-19 06:33:57 UTC

cool

2016-07-19 06:34:25 UTC

>doesnt even have numbers

2016-07-19 06:34:27 UTC

useless

2016-07-19 06:34:32 UTC

>needing numbers

2016-07-19 06:34:43 UTC

My watch just has lines

2016-07-19 06:34:45 UTC

i dont want to have to think

2016-07-19 06:34:46 UTC

because i'm not a child

2016-07-19 06:35:05 UTC

>My brain hurts when i look at a clock

2016-07-19 06:35:10 UTC

can u also get chinese weeb figures and shit

2016-07-19 06:35:14 UTC

for cheaper?

2016-07-19 06:35:17 UTC

I dont know

2016-07-19 06:35:24 UTC

go on a fucking site and look about

2016-07-19 06:35:56 UTC

o shit

2016-07-19 06:35:57 UTC

they do

2016-07-19 06:36:00 UTC

i dont like the look tbh

2016-07-19 06:36:02 UTC

i'd rather have

2016-07-19 06:36:05 UTC

regular

2016-07-19 06:36:06 UTC

white

2016-07-19 06:36:10 UTC

dial

2016-07-19 06:36:54 UTC

weird

2016-07-19 06:37:06 UTC

That's that shit i like

2016-07-19 06:37:07 UTC

right there

2016-07-19 06:37:07 UTC

mhm

2016-07-19 06:37:27 UTC

I have one like that

2016-07-19 06:37:30 UTC

really old soviet watch

2016-07-19 06:37:33 UTC

from my gramps

2016-07-19 06:37:56 UTC

here you go Oy

2016-07-19 06:38:00 UTC

one of those wind up watches

2016-07-19 06:38:00 UTC

numbers and everything

2016-07-19 06:38:03 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ƒ

2016-07-19 06:38:05 UTC

HAHAHA

2016-07-19 06:38:10 UTC

thx mate

2016-07-19 06:38:14 UTC

this is what i was looking for

2016-07-19 06:38:20 UTC

>113 sold

2016-07-19 06:38:20 UTC

evil

2016-07-19 06:38:32 UTC

its cheap

2016-07-19 06:38:32 UTC

waterproof so you can't ruin it when you accidentally drool

2016-07-19 06:38:35 UTC

so would be a funny figt

2016-07-19 06:38:39 UTC

gift

2016-07-19 06:39:24 UTC

tfw they have it this cheap

2016-07-19 06:39:35 UTC

original price was like 120 something

2016-07-19 06:40:03 UTC

sorry

2016-07-19 06:40:50 UTC

perfect

2016-07-19 06:41:26 UTC

dat minimalist

2016-07-19 06:41:31 UTC

i know

2016-07-19 06:41:35 UTC

shit's crazy

2016-07-19 06:41:42 UTC

i wonder if i can buy a watch with nothing on it

2016-07-19 06:42:47 UTC

get like me

2016-07-19 06:42:48 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/204850511776710666/IMAG2385-750x550.png

2016-07-19 06:43:11 UTC

No hands, no nothing. You keep track of time by counting the seconds tick

2016-07-19 06:43:22 UTC

exactly

2016-07-19 06:43:33 UTC

you just have to guess the hour

2016-07-19 06:43:42 UTC

based on the suns position in the sky

2016-07-19 06:43:50 UTC

Genius

2016-07-19 06:43:51 UTC

it comes with a complementary compasse

2016-07-19 06:44:19 UTC

"damnit you're an hour late"

2016-07-19 06:44:21 UTC

>the wristwatch has a fucking alarm

2016-07-19 06:44:24 UTC

"not according to me"

2016-07-19 06:44:25 UTC

>i didnt know

2016-07-19 06:44:42 UTC

>this old wristwatch from the 60s just randomly started vibrating

2016-07-19 06:44:43 UTC

holy shit

2016-07-19 06:44:48 UTC

i got scared as fuck

2016-07-19 06:49:14 UTC

RIP me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/204852133814730762/Screenshot_20160719-074832.png

2016-07-19 06:49:59 UTC

?

2016-07-19 06:50:39 UTC

Not used to this heat in England

2016-07-19 06:50:45 UTC

haahahah

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ah

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ah

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aha

2016-07-19 06:50:46 UTC

h

2016-07-19 06:50:50 UTC

that's like

2016-07-19 06:50:57 UTC

a nice but a little cold spring day

2016-07-19 06:50:58 UTC

Blow up the sun

2016-07-19 06:51:50 UTC

It's like stepping off a plane into Spain

2016-07-19 06:51:53 UTC

Urghh

2016-07-19 06:53:37 UTC

Buy a chink ray gun and blow up the sun

2016-07-19 06:54:44 UTC

oh

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/204853517024886784/Screenshot_20160719-075421.png

2016-07-19 06:54:53 UTC
2016-07-19 06:55:47 UTC

Damn, maybe next year

2016-07-19 06:56:11 UTC

For now you can probably just buy chink raybans

2016-07-19 06:56:44 UTC

Close enough, at least they'll protect me from the sun

2016-07-19 06:57:38 UTC

tell Xiaomi and theyll make a raygun with wifi

2016-07-19 07:13:15 UTC

With large battery capacity

2016-07-19 07:13:25 UTC

Incase you want to shoot up the moon too.

2016-07-19 07:17:51 UTC

with a companion app for tracking your shots and messaging your friends about your ray gun activities

2016-07-19 08:10:07 UTC

there was a site linked in the thread for phones where you could select price and specs on the left and it would find phones relevant and have aliexpress links

2016-07-19 08:10:10 UTC

anyone have it?

2016-07-19 08:21:31 UTC

My microphones will appear on wednesday according to fedex. I am exite

2016-07-19 08:21:55 UTC

Which microphones?

2016-07-19 08:23:40 UTC

the 700s?

2016-07-19 08:24:07 UTC

that's not cyber punk enough

2016-07-19 08:24:21 UTC

the lapel mic held up with a stand made from welded spoons

2016-07-19 08:24:26 UTC

that's more his level

2016-07-19 08:24:28 UTC

kek

2016-07-19 08:24:40 UTC
2016-07-19 08:27:06 UTC

I got my lapel mic clipped to a cup for a stand

2016-07-19 08:27:12 UTC

and thanks, I found it

2016-07-19 08:34:58 UTC

i'm reading this with the most pompous accent

2016-07-19 08:35:16 UTC

"The watch is "reduced" to a useless tragedy"

2016-07-19 08:36:36 UTC

"support erdogan" "support the democracy"

2016-07-19 08:37:57 UTC

fuck the writer of this article

2016-07-19 08:39:02 UTC

it's an awesome watch and there needs to be more of them

2016-07-19 08:39:31 UTC

Goodmorning lads

2016-07-19 08:39:53 UTC

good evening

2016-07-19 08:40:12 UTC

Good evening to you then

2016-07-19 08:40:26 UTC

good morning to you then

2016-07-19 08:40:43 UTC

๐Ÿ‘Œ

2016-07-19 08:42:31 UTC

best selling electronic item

2016-07-19 08:43:14 UTC

@zero Did you get to the price yet?

2016-07-19 08:43:36 UTC

yeah

2016-07-19 08:44:32 UTC

i think it's honestly a cool item

2016-07-19 08:44:43 UTC

Did you check the second link?

2016-07-19 08:44:43 UTC

James bond as fuck

2016-07-19 08:44:49 UTC

oh wait

2016-07-19 08:44:55 UTC

you're talkign about the watch

2016-07-19 08:45:04 UTC

:^)

2016-07-19 08:45:06 UTC

yeah

2016-07-19 08:45:12 UTC

i'm talking about the USB

2016-07-19 08:45:17 UTC

both are james bond as fuck

2016-07-19 08:45:21 UTC

Not exactly chink and low cost

2016-07-19 08:45:25 UTC

only james bond would have a working watch

2016-07-19 08:45:41 UTC

no, sureley there's a chink watch with no face and hands

2016-07-19 08:46:04 UTC

It'd be completely useless though

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