a callsign for closed beta test

China subtly telling us to kill ourselves

thx @Julian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XXF1mEyM6M

Finally Mi watch

Hindi is so fucking weird to listen to when it interjects English words

should i invite the aliexpress customer service rep to csg

Ambitious call, but unlikely to happen

he has a discord account?

not sure <:madman:589105474226618384>

I am sure there are a few of them shilling products there already

also weren't packages from HK supposed to be delivered really slow?

i got some eartips for my iems

and they arrived in 3 weeks to my shithole

ooof

sorry dear rioters attacked the post car and stole your package

no reffund

:(

but im really getting kinda worried that my kz zsns will never arrive

both items had a deliver before date of dec 12

but the tips have already come

hindi....

?

Anyone got an ultrasonic cleaner from Ali?

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

<:aliOK:251417852156837888>

xiaomeme mi mix 3 here ama

Got me a Redmi note 5, will buy the Redmi Note 8 pro next week

I dunno if this dude coming today's its already sorta late in the day

@TCxUFATIME What it be

Ulanzi Animporhic Lens

One of those phone camera thingos?

Yeah

>fastway

ePacket or AliExpress Standard, assuming same prices?

Shipping shows as 20 days for an AliExpress standard item vs 21 days for ePacket.

Isn't the former just their way of letting the vendor choose?

aliex standard here means the packages are sent in bulk to a local proxy company, and then sent with local post to the end; i'd guess epacket would be sent straight from China
still the transport times are quite random and i wouldn't assume anything

@NC it doesn't really matter tbh

as long as its free shipping

i've never really had any consistency with the shipping methods personally

sometimes it can take two weeks, but usually its like 3-4

i use ali standard shipping and its quick

must be a scam right?

ignore it

Arnt they just trying to get reviews?

yes but doubt they will send anything

i asked what gift exactly

can't you delete your reviews on ali?

Only leave a review of the product is actually worth it

they probably will send you a gift but it'll also probably be a 10 cent knickknack

ye

i already have an sd card reader so won't bother

>fit the whole house with xiaomi LED's
>*clap clap*
>all lights turn on

@Mereck why would you buy 10 chinese led bulbs for $20 when ikea sells them for $0.99 a piece

Depends on where you're living

They arnt even rgb

In my case it's about as expensive but only for another range of light

Does ikea already make proper cooling to their bulbs

Tervy. Overclock lightbulb tutorial plz

Their older high lumen led ones had tendency to die due shitty headspreaders on leds

I need bright anf it must be white <:benis:239668961011040257>

Also fuck flicker leds

Classic racist ex mod

Actually maybe I'm dumb af but I can't find anything else than 2700K or 4000K at Ikea for E27

The only one I found that's kinda near 6500K would be the TRÅDFRI but it's an RGB one (and it's 20€)

6000k is perfect sadly no high lumen ones in ikea

4500 is decent too if it has good diffuser

But the flicker is the problem

think i'll buy this, hope it doesn't blow up in my hands https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000078190893.html

***OOF***

Has anyone ever ordered some supplements or nootropics from China here?

If so did you get it lab tested?

do those things even work?

they do

at least shit like l-theanine, phenibut

I mean I don't encourage it

i think russian nootropics don't work

There can be mercury all over it

what are some of the side-effects?

mercury

I looked them up a bit a few years ago but I think I decided not to use them

Semax, selank and phenylpiracetam worked for me

Oh and phenibut ofc

do you have trouble studying or focusing?

Not really

so why do you take them?

Most stimulants can't even be considered as nootropics

Too toxic

And they just make your brain function better

I mean, I just supposed nootropics are for helping in focusing, but I don't really know what they do

Some wake you up

Some make your memory better

Some calm you down

Shit like that

interested in the memory ones, got a name?

Noopept and semax

@SpaceCadet where'd you get semax? last time i searched (about a year ago) i couldn't find any store in EU, might try again and import from NA if i don't find

thanks @SpaceCadet

https://reachgenius.se/en/

tyty

_Precaution and disclaimer:
This Material is Sold For Research Use Only. Terms and Conditions Apply.
Not for Human Consumption, nor Medical, Veterinary, or Household Uses._

@Glas @Rusty better delete those message before a mod kick you

Those are hard supplements/ drugs

Those labels are used to sell it legally

?

@Mereck

<#287939846662651906>

oh right, sorry.

np

Have there any interesting chink shit appreard lately?

@Glas no discussing in hot deals, and they're not cheap

I haven't browsed /csg/ in years

not really

sry

i assume you think they're smart bulbs, they're not

well my tempered glass protector for my note 8 that i dont have showed up

and the case i ordered for the note 8 i dont have should be here soon

https://tenor.com/view/movie-mental-illness-sad-happy-gif-13856369

https://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_009781495194.html

wot

there is no mi note 9

Can anyone make any recommendations for a LCD projector? I want to get my kid sis one and have been looking at this model: vivibright f10. It's only for her bedroom so 720 is fine. https://www.gearbest.com/projectors/pp_009222841954.html

why a projector

they're shit

y'all talking about drugs here? @lidl papi @SpaceCadet

hell yeah hook me up

i actually want some nootropic that can help with concentration/studying

i procrastinate and just lose direction of what i'm doing easily

hold on <#531212403858472967>

gay mod

👀 knockoff airdots

https://www.gearbest.com/bluetooth-headphones/pp_3009193613478849.html

y tho

i mean airdots already cheap enough smh

Now I want to know how good that fakes are

@onoderaSecurity be like Joe rogan and inhale bottles of brain pills

@onoderaSecurity l-theanine and l-carnitine can help with concentration when you take regular doses

drink red bulls when experiencing fatigue or drowsiness

(I take methylphenidate for studying as it's a ADHD med)

It's a better idea to check your vitamin D levels

Epic Vitamin D lifehack

Stand outside

>not buying gallons of modafinil from sketchy Chinese/Indian suppliers
Do you even Limitless bro?

are Chinese electric shavers strong enough to shave my dick

I heard they’re weak because Asians have weaker hair

buy Nair for men

hair remover creams stink and take too long

It does stink yeah but Nair men takes like, 5 mins lmao

They have a new formula that's p sick, the stuff used to do weird things to my skin

just use electric clippers and trim it short you madmen

>hair removal creams

it sure smells like faggot in here

rude asshole

I got a oneblade thing and it works pretty good

But i did cut my dick shaving my pubes once with it

yeah don't use oneblade for pubes

learnt that the painful way

and that's the story of how cole circumcised himself

circumcease

How likely am I to receive any sort of refund if this doesn't arrive on time?

<:alithink:327930371796893698>

Just contact Ali support. It's not hard

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

They are more likely to string me along untill the package arrives and not give me a refund aren't they

Not if you handle it correctly

And remember to give the seller ⭐ <:nostar:600452015142731776> <:nostar:600452015142731776> <:nostar:600452015142731776> <:nostar:600452015142731776> <:nostar:600452015142731776>

The last CPU worked great. Going to test this one out later

40USD is a great price

@Chad Thundercock What gen of CPu is that?

I am going to buy one of each.

ivy bridge

3rd I think

Damn for $40 thats cheap.

I'm after a i7 haswell CPU but they are still too expensive.

yeah, anymore expensive those CPUs are just going to go into a dump. Since if you are spending more 1st gen Ryzen will be better value, but a 3rd gen i7 equivalent is still not too bad for gaymes

oh poo I forgot I had lots of points on gearbest and they all got deleted earlier this year

11 bux

https://www.aliexpress.com/i/32817433460.html

"Feminist tshirts"

Is there an alternative to aliprice? (for one article I'm interested in it just says "no data")

https://www.pricearchive.org/

Tried it already but it unfortunately lacks data after 2 weeks prior

(if you want to try it out yourself I'm looking for price history of this <http://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000270459893.html>)

chink razor arrived

not bad but battery time a bit low

@Aqualiteking link to patch, please

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000212616934.html?spm=a2g0o.cart.0.0.51cf3c00DSd3eL&mp=1

Do I get it lads?

Unless you're hungry skeleton sized, it won't fit you

Oi Josuke I turned myself into a tshirt on a chinese shopping site

Every chink shirt I've bought, even if I buy like an 8xl, has been almost skintight and made of shitty material. It really ain't worth it

dear, material expensive for fat americans, please understand

lmao

<:kms:327934280619655179>

You meant to say "flashlight", right?

@SpaceCadet No

<:mirin_head:589212110542602240>

I thought you guys were on the same wavelength

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000278904916.html @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two

These are cool

Thanks man, I'm a big cryptid fan, especially the Flatwoods monster
Here is one I drew @Aqualiteking

Should I wait till 11.11 or pay for them right now?

Only get a $1.10 discount if I wait.

Depends on how much you need the dollar

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two Do you watch Project Bluebook?

I haven't seen it, also what is it, I've heard the name but that's about it

@Aqualiteking your shit will get stuck with the other millions of parcels for 11.11

Might as well wait

Global RN8P after discounts applied at checkout. Prices are in NZD.

INCREDIBLY compelling for the 128GB, I was originally not gonna bother

But after the discounts are applied it's basically the 6/64 price

So then it becomes, is it cheaper to get another 64GB on the phone or via SD card storage?

At NZD$22 difference, I don't think it is

>me sitting here reading the new overseas GST law trying to figure out the logistics on whether or not I'll get charged GST and tariff fees if I order my new phone at 11.11 and that it arrives after 1st December
https://youtu.be/yohooB4CRYk

Fuck man

I think I'll be in the clear this time

But prices will rise after 1st December by 15% otherwise

D A M N

Has anyone ordered hoodies which had their custom logo printed on from Aliexpress before?

That's one actual practical use of split screen I have ever seen

Any recommendations for keyboard/mouse/monitor switch? And are there any tiny Raspberry Pi style everything-on-one-board computers that are x86_64?

Anyone know what POS Malaysia shipping method is?

@timsandtoms amd/intel nuc and some kvm switch if you dont need analog/digital out pins

then there is udoo x86 ultra and /k1000 based bolt from same guys

For pinout stuff i guess LattePands is one of sbcs

Cheers, I'll look into those.

Thanks

For kvm switch i cant help you other than saying to double check those specs before buying

you're the finnish one right?

the other guy is merican

@timsandtoms https://www.amazon.com/Atomic-Pi-High-Speed-Peripheral/dp/B07N298F2B

they're a bitch to power but cheap for what you get

Intel Atom x5-Z8350
2GB dedotaded wam
16GB eMMC

I thought you were mentioning a technical term

it was only after rereading that I saw that you were doing retard speak

@androidcrawler https://downloadmorewam.com/

@Goz3rr Shit, that looks perfect. What's hard about powering it, do I gotta solder something or does it use a barrel connector or USB?

Ooh yeah nuclear pinis decent too as goz3rr linked

it has no barrel jack

just a pin header i think

you can buy the official board thingy with it, that has a barrel jack

Have no experience from it personaly and its EOL ? Already

it's from that kuri robot

they went bankrupts

But what i heard they still work

they bought all these boards at auction

basically you only need a chonky (3A or so) 5V PSU

there's optional 12V for using the amplifier at full power

But yeah i personaly would get bolt or nucs if it does not need pinout