I don't wanna spend moneyyyyy

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The flashlight gang got you locked up good I see

I must resist

If you don't buy it they gonna take a bat to your kneecaps

ah shit it needs button tops again

that's extra money

I

I'm g

good

Does the convoy need button tops? Because the batteries I got are smooth

nah

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it's actually kinda rare to require button top li-ion batteries in flashlights

The convoy will be my first foray into flashlight autism so I don't know these things

good

if you had a vacation planned in the near future I'm sorry

or any other significant money expense that wasn't flashlights

im sure sofirn will sell it with batteries for like 75$ soonish

My expenses at current are buying bootleg transformers from China

@Cole – Aug,18,2019 >> – As the production of the new BLF LT1 Lantern is approved and Sofirn is preparing to begin the production, they have announced the Group-Buy Price! > For the BLF LT1 lantern, ( without-batteries) the GB price is to be $49.99 USD. > For the BLF LT1 lantern, (with four sofirn 3000mAh 18650 batteries) the GB price is to be $62.99 USD.

group buy price

http://budgetlightforum.com/node/44923

gogog :^)

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I actually wanted to buy a completely different lantern just because it reminds me of something from a game

then I realized I don't fucking need it

@Cole

First one arrived testerday

is this RC

omg

it has a shade

Nah it's a transformer

transform it then nigger

I'm waiting

why buy a flash light? like just turn on the light in the room i know none of you leave your house's

I'm in a parking structure, it takes like two minutes for a photo to send

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@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two face looks kinda aborted tbh lmao

The face is under the the top thing

a transformer cement truck must make for one hell of an awkward fight

_splurts cement out of cannon_

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two OH

I'm retarded

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I'm sure it would have been easier to notice if the photo I had taken wasn't absolute garbage

Also it's a combiner

So he usually doesn't fight on his own

He forms the leg of devastator

I'm just waiting for the rest of them to arrive

so he can splurt cement on more robots

Chinese Transformer bukkake

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@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two is it any good

is it a good 3rd party transformer

or a knockoff of those 3rd party transformers

It's an oversized knockoff of an official mold

didnt you get the jinbao version?

No I got the NBK

It's a knockoff of it

$15 each instead of $25

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000035644647.html

I see

Yeah

but dont you want a HUGE devastator?

I'm getting a huge devastator,

Look at the fucking size of this beast

(next to an official abominus)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvldG41Q1U0

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two lol

Why does scrapper look like he shat his pants

Tbh I didn't know the upgrade kit wasn't compatable otherwise I might have gotten the jinbao

Has the infograph been updated in the last 9 months?

Try the last 2 years, fam

What are you looking for in particular

Nothing in particular, just wanted ideas on stuff to buy

Put your money in savings instead

no, buy dumb crap

No, buy *me* dumb crap

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I saw a dead crab yesterday

on the sidewalk?

🦀 🦀 🦀
Crab is dead
🦀 🦀 🦀

No, it must've been run over

The shell wasnt cracked so I thought it was alive

did you keep it for a meal?

No, i'm not that poor

crab is pretty good

crab is good eatin, and the hard work of cracking the shell was already done for you

Yeah but I can just buy it is what i mean

Shell wasnt cracked

imagine buying something you can get for free

fucking picky eaters

I wanted to move the little guy to a safe spot but he was already dead

nowhere safer than your belly

Now I kinda feel like eating crab

Make the crabby into poopy

go back to the road

Nah

if you're lucky it's still there

I might go back to the Chinese buffet tomorrow. But then gf will want to go, and she never eats more than like, 3/4 of one plate.

Probably taken care of already

depending on the weather it may already be cooked

Total waste.

I just noticed that jannies will show up soon

I have to devise a way to make her not want to go with me, or not know I went at all.

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Wait, what channel is tjos

Clean it up, janny

Oh fug oh shid

oh cum

Wait, I'm on topic! If I eat Chinese food, a few hours later I will take a literal chink shit

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speaking of chink shit

apparently tracking just doesn't work when they ship your order in 2 packages

Thoughts on this pc case?

https://item.taobao.com/item.htm?id=598104626418

@Aqualiteking looking at these pics the metal looks fairly thick, should be nice and sturdy

https://www.bilibili.com/read/cv3257653/

Hmm not bad. I want to wait and see if a 4L case will be made.

@Aqualiteking It's not a Yeston Cute Pet PC Case

@Tribit would you rock it

It's fuck ugly

🤣

Their Cute Pet GPU is alright though

tomorrow is my birthday. i might go on a chink spree

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGGKaX1D9Zo

im trying to remember this pair of earphones

blue and grey earpod style

ah fuck

@Aqualiteking https://www.reddit.com/r/sffpc/comments/chbrn4/new_jonsbo_a4_sff_case/
https://www.reddit.com/r/sffpc/comments/db1i1o/friendship_ended_with_corsair_800d_now_jonsbo_a4/

The new Note 8 has quad cams lmao

what's some cool shit to decorate my battlestation?

autism led lights

i already have some rgb hue bulbs setup around my desk for meme monitor synced argeebees

has anyone tried getting a midrange monitor from chinese marketplaces?

i'd imagine it'd be hell

@neetdev https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32978151697.html

put this on your pc case for extra speed

is there a repo of all the little things like that

sadly I don't think there is

weekly shill for these spoontulas, literally my favorite kitchen tool https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32688445483.html?spm=a2g0o.cart.0.0.46d73c00O0rkou&mp=1

i dont cook without it

they have a small version that I have but they make a bigger one too

it's rigid enough to split things up in the pot but the edges arent as much so you can run it on the edges of pots pans and bowls and get 100% of all the shit that's stuck

cooking utensils from china, huh

I still need to try a chink kitchen knoif

i actually bought this from walmart years ago

but i found they sell em on aliexpress

what were the good chink kitchen knives? I should've bookmarked this ffs

@Cole https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32852015427.html

uuuuu

entire set

I think this is the one, I just remember saving the listing from the thread or whatever and this is the only one I have on there

might give myself a christmas gift, heh

thanks

**WHAT**

I looked through my saved stuff and it wasn't there

is it real damascus

haha

of course it aint

Chinesium

Pattern welding or an acid wash, most likely

damn

i can't find them

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32804124746.html

is this real damascus

haha

at that price it just might be

or the price is intentionally set so high so nobody buys it (probably out of stock or something)

2 people bought it

there is no such thing as real damascus, the forging method was lost

real damascus has carbon nanotubes on the blade

yes hence the haha as a sign of sarcasm

quiet you chinese sleeper agent

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can you get ballistic knives from ae?

I know they sell a lot of stuff by labeling it as another

Springloaded shooting ones? Used to

Havent seen in long long time tho

ah, I see the comrade has discovered the Chink Smell™

although I haven't experienced anything from china that would smell unbearably for years now

at most it smells when you take it out but stops after a few hours

I have had product what i needed to throw into trash due smell

It smelled like someone who has been dead for 5 weeks

If notntad bit worse

Add few dead cats and shit ton of cat shit and piss to the smell

what was it

Relay card from DX

I dunno how the fuck they manages to stink that shit

Hell its pcb and plastic only

the only stank I've experienced was my mousepad, but that went away in a couple of days of letting it stink outside

Chink stank is usually just the plastics and adhesives outgassing, goes to show that the product you got is "fresh", instead of having been sitting in a a warehouse for months

Our brand new mattress was borderline unusable for the first 3 days because the smell, we had to bring it outside and jump on it

I have a brand new pillow that smells like that

it smells fine now after a few days

Hmm i wanted to get a bluetooth speaker to plug it into my tablet

but then I dont think i'll ever use it

@Julian any idea if they're good? remember them being recommended by chef anon but dunno if those are the same set

why can't i upload evidence

wtf

Are they bigger than 2 MB

nope

Uh try jpg or one at a time

Original xiaomi gaming mechanical keyboard???

Ah yes the Chinese keyboard

it hasnt fucking moved

(f) that vita is probably somewhere on the black market now

Why didn't you just buy a used one from a single mom who needed money for her online gambling addiction so she started selling her sons stuff in a Facebook group for way below what you'd reasonably pay for one?

That's very specific

I wanted a special colour that they didn't sell here

https://twitter.com/Xiaomi/status/1186176020228894722?s=19

Oh

what the fuck lol

high level chinkery

@Windatica nah at 15.7l its too big. I want the tiniest possible pc case so I can put it into a backpack and take it with me. I was also looking at getting a intel nuc with vega graphics, or upgrading my laptop.

@Jignx Yeah that's legit damascus from damasteel

https://discordapp.com/channels/189466684938125312/287939846662651906/488778544088875040 there we go then

thats year ish ago when i got decent review from chef anon who dared to test cancerknives

@Aqualiteking wouldn't get the thingy

er

intel nuc with vega graphics

the cpu it uses has been discontinued so it's pretty much 50/50 on driver updates lol

@Cole

i've never seen that argument being used @bentech

i'd argue probably close to 90% of all computers run on cpu's that are discontinued

@bentech bruh there are still firmare updates being released for 10 year old intel cpus in the linux kernel

i mean it was just discontinued a week ago, intel is pretty good on driver updates though so eh

@Aqualiteking in the linux kernel ... being the main point probly there

yeah I was thinking about either getting a secondhand unit for cheap

eh there's a difference between a main line cpu from 5 years being updated and a niche APU that never did sell well

intel didnt arse to patch most of their processors for probly worst bug in history of computing in 2000 century

id prob just get one of those flexPSU cases lol

@Tervy based, thank you!