@Jignx Sapphire is not scratch proof, I think it does up to 8 or 9 on mohs hardness scale, therefore it can still be scratched by dirt if it contains certain hard minerals

Any good chink mechanical keybaord?

@androidcrawler well yeah

I know

the only way you can get up to 8 or 9 moh is through certain circumstances

i got my 8bitdo controller

it feels so good

perfect controller

What one

I've been thinking of getting an 8bitdo

the SN30+ pro plus

whatever

the newest one

The sn30 pro plus has caught my eye

Oh nice

It feels so good in my hands

better than the ps4 and xbox one controller

and works on a lot of devices

D-pad also feels fantastic

and according to people more experienced than I am, they say the d-pad is the best

Sweet, I think I'll def grab one now

I wanted a sn30 but it always looked like it would be kinda uncomfy

oh eyah I own that too

But the plus looks like it solved that

the lack of grips really does make it uncomfortable over time

I just opened the box today

and just got it

I havent had the chance to play a game with it yet

but from what I've gripped so far it feels incredible

What color you get, Gameboy or snes

gameboy

I like the gameboy aesthetic

<:gachigasm:592062549181202459>

That's the one I was leaning towards

How much you get it for

It's like 50 right?

Yup

I'm in my office now

Yeah I'm gonna pick one up

i like using trackball mouse

anyways it feels shockingly comfy

im surprised at how good it fits in my hands

compared to the SN30+

I got a trackball to try

I don't like thumbballs

But the Logitech program wouldn't run for some reason, so I couldn't change the sensitivity, and it was real low by default

So I never actually got to try it

rip

how accurate sticks does it have*

I do not know

I have not tested it yet

@adamcdx I bought the Xaiomi 10L backpack based on your review, should be here tomorrow, I shall decide your fate when it arrives

🔍

(just to specify I didn't spend a lot of money on quick shipping, ordered about a week ago)

great

maybe i can sell you on xiaomi toothbrushes too

Perhaps, what's the advantage?

shiny white teeth

I mean, over my cheap plastic brush?

being serious, i'm actually not sure yet haha. all i know so far is that the $10 one has more than twice the vibrations per minute compared to other ones around that price range

also wireless charging, so no more batteries

It looks like a good product and the wireless charging is cool, I used to have a face brush that did that

>using a battery-powered toothbrush

what a meme

But legitimately do electric toothbrushes have an advantage? i.e. Do they clean better?

Semi related, water flossers: Heard they don't actually get between your teeth

electric is more effective for removing plaque all around and its safer for gum health assuming you don't use too much pressure

apparently

I'll shelve that thought, I'm pretty blessed with good dental health but I take care of my teeth since I want to enjoy food when I get really old

Can anyone find a pin of Yoshi pooing out an egg haha

I just think it'd be funny to have a pin of yoshi pooing an egg

wouldn't it be funny if it were scratch and sniff haha

Stale meme

Only the freshest memes for you, dear <:zoomer:589103833095995402>

i didnt see one of him in the act but there are pins of both yoshi and his egg

so you can DIY it

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000010254086.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32887259436.html

also
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000011748255.html

Oh shit that Yoshi pin

Yoshi pin but it's Paper Mario style

holy shit @Matthew check out this pin
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33023616060.html

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Xiaomi holy shit you're fucking bonkers

180% screen ratio

Actually innovating thougj

Yeah no shit

The fuck you use the other part of the screen for though

A screen based custom case?

That'd be fucking sweet

Selfies

<:soy:589104157248585749>

uhhhhhhhhh

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33023197246.html

👀 💦

the latest addition to my army of tiny robots arrived

with a bonus hand pic for matty

I know you fucked up your thumb, but what did you do to your index

hand slipped while using the angle grinder

You're a fuckin moron dude

yeah i probably should have been wearing gloves

although often it cuts right through the glove, so its 50/50, really

...

you can feel it tug on the glove

thats enough time to pull your hand aside

I'll give you something to tug on

You expect him to use good gloves not the cheapest harbor freight shit?

maybe like don't put your finger in it in the first place

don't hold shit in a way where a slip can go towards you

it didnt slip towards me, i slipped towards it

Paid a pajeet NZD$45 to replace my phone battery because I'm a clumsy fuck and cannot do it myself

Time will tell if the battery I brought is a dud

Man did it in the middle of a lunch break

kek

what phone?

What a great kiwi, literally 20 minutes

Redmi note 5

the tutorial on youtube is only 7 minutes smh

Yeah but I ain't got the large spludgers to do it

And I'm a clumsy fuck for fine motor skills

And I now have work, so it was easier for me to go this route

im happy for you

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@basker thank

You paid someone for the service I'm sure he's happy

I got the BASEDUS USB-C to USB-C cable

3 meters long

finally a long charging cable for my xiaomi laptop

it's only a few bucks too

the jews at amazon wanted me to pay $20 for just 1 feet

lmao

also getting my orders in 2-3 weeks is great

ever since I moved countries

Premium cables are the biggest meme ever

If you aren't buying chink cables, you're a brainlet

before i got on the chink direct train i would get all my cables from monoprice

thats the next best thing, really

it still is if i need something fast, since they have a warehouse like 15 miles away

anything i order gets here lickety split

I don't like that term

guess

its from America btw.

Then why are you posting it in the chink shit general you BITCH

Cause its likely made there

nah jks. I'm sure all but one item is made in the USA.

a series of smaller boxes, the smallest containing a tiny sculpture of a middle finger

kinda right actually

Oi, do you have a loisence for those longpeepers?

what are those jax things

You put them on your bow and it helps reduce its vibration and noise.

oh, nice

I'm surprised anyone remembers jacks

apple jacks is my favorite cereal

I know I was shitting on someone the other day for wanting a Smart Toothbrush, but today, GF bought a $70 smart toothbrush

So what's a good chinkbrush so I can make her feel like an idiot for spending so much money

I'm legitimately furious that she bought this, so if it's big enough to double as a bludgeon, that's a plus

$70 for a fucking toothbrush, jesus christ

She actually paid 90, I'm being generous by including the $20 mail in rebate

<:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

what does it even do

it better have some impressive features

https://www.amazon.com/Oral-B-Electric-Toothbrush-Bluetooth-Connectivity/dp/B01LYJOJLU

DUUUH IT'S 170 IN STORES <:brainlet:589104479887032330>

Position Detection technology - so you never miss a zone

what the fuck

mouth gps!?

$60 (Sep 23, 2017)

does she have trouble brushing her teeth or something, why did she buy it?

Got pretty much bang on 1 day on a single charge for the new battery

AFAIK miui v 10.0.1.0 is a battery slut so I should update soonish

Not gonna touch v10.3.1.0, heard that bricks the China models of rn5 in some cases

I forgot that this was the box.

@Matthew there's one in <#287939846662651906> right now

REMINDER YOU NERDS: China will be closed starting OCTOBER 1. FOR A WEEK for "National Day"

So your packets and shit wont move next week at all

make your orders TODAY if you want them out of china before that (and pray for luck)

😴

^~ this much moderation cares about you ~

why is national day in quotation marks

that's like if I said that banks will be closed for "fourth of july"

Okay, everyone knows chink USB cables are good but what about Ethernet cables? Are they fine?

Depends how long

<5m is hard to fuck up, assuming they don't leave any pairs out

Any longer and you're probably better off making your own cables anyways

@DarkWorld25 cause their national day is week long

I was thinking 15m

Maybe 10 could do

I don't have the stuff to attach the plugs

Fuck me it took YEARS for all of my drone parts to arrive holy fuck

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000147792601.html

buy this shirt

okay seeing it in hand this looks less dumb

@Jignx It's a shame those shirts are always made of that stretchy spandex bullshit, or else I actually would buy one

oh I dont like those

>huawei TV

based

@Jignx are you a chink shill or something?

TV monitoring what you watch to build your credit score

@androidcrawler MINUS ONE POINT FROM YOUR SOCIAL CREDIT SCORE

NOW YOUR DELIVERIES ARE ONE WEEK SLOWER

I don't care I'm not even chinese

I was being sarcastic you mong

btw

i mean it's pretty based that Huawei was said to be spying on users

and thus having their products banned from many countries

and then they still do it

on their huawei OS

I'm glad there's a discord server for this

Finally I can buy cheap technology that will please chairman xi jinping

better do it quick

I got the SN30+ pro recently

fans to repair my chink laptop

batteries

and a long USB-C to USB-C cable to charge my laptop

What laptop do you have

Xiaomi 13.3 mibook air

I wish usb c charging was a feature on all new laptops

even the budget ones

It isn't?

Proprietary cables are cancer

hey goys, what do I do if etsy tells me this
> Only 2 available and it's in 4 people's carts

is it still safe to buy

It's telling you to buy it before someone else does

but also I have like 20 items in my cart right now with no intention to buy them

Im just too lazy to remove them out of it

Urban rapper, more like Urban brraapper amirite? 😄

<:mirin_head:589212110542602240>

Can you buy bottled girl braps on aliexpress

Asking for a friend

maybe if you ask nicely, an aliexpress seller would do it for free with a purchase of an item

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two only anime girl braps

@potato farmer <:implying:589103384699863050> buy prank fart spray
<:implying:589103384699863050> spray it in a jar and seal it
<:implying:589103384699863050> sell it as gamer girl farts

Don't forget to put "for novelty purposes only" at the bottom of the website in 4 point font

For educational uses only

Professional use only

<#531212403858472967>

http://www.huananzhi.com/html/1/149/150/349.html

These chink boards are wild

anyone has trouble with aliexpress in the last months?

since august packages are taking ages to reach or even get lost

China

they won't get past line-haul shit, with or without yanwen

Chianah no Wan