grip tape

I'd recommend reopening #Csg-Reviews and not having to use the bot as a middleman.

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oh ya i forgot about that

it be like that when you Enter the Workforce(tm)

@Matthew it is done

Thanks, dear. ⭐:star:⭐:star:⭐

Don't delay, buy your EDC Titanium Tactical matchbox today!

<:googlethink:328536447219138561> why is it so expensive

Because it's TITANIUM and TACTICAL @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two

too titanium and tactical for me, thanks

WHY WON'T MY TRACKING UPDATE REEEEEEEEEEEEE

🤔

It's been a day

This is the detailed info. It just means USPS couldn't be assed to put it into their system I think

That or stolen RIP

Chink laptops are so bad lmao
all using multiple years old Intel processors now, what's even happening there

Secondhand parts

Linus tech tips actually just did a video about this recently

Basically Chinese companies are buying used computers, stripping the parts from them, and doing new builds

Oh

They do some funky shit too with bios and motherboards which was the focus of the video

It's also kinda disappointing to see how he caught onto the aliE and chinktech meme finally, he's doing better than a lot of the dedicated chink tech channels sometimes

would have been nice to have more channels doing cool videos than just epic meme man

Linus is singlehandedly ruining chinkshit by introducing normies to it

lmao\

tru

I avoided LTT for a long time because I hate large tech channels, until I figured out that they're actually knowledgeable and interesting

Less "yeah dude here's another consumer grade tablet I get paid to review" and more "one of our guys had an idea and we hope that the video revenue offsets the costs"

It's really just his soy-face and voice that bothers people, I think

Which is why it's good that it's not 100% linus

At least it's better than those weird paid reviews you get on lots of gearbest products where they read a script and awkwardly thumb through Android settings

see : almost any offbrand chinkphone review a couple years back before they were "big"

Intentionally speaking in simple english to appeal to as many third worlders as possible

Manually entering in captions that get auto translated

Or indians

Halu en welkum tu my review

Big shoutout to me sponsor, Gearbest

@Windatica based

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@Cad if you look at the laptops a lot of them aren't actually running old processors

(lenovo is Chinese for example)

Good OEM's don't do it either

E.g. TongFanf

Aka mechrevo

Lol wait ill admit I was wrong there

Their website hasn't been updated since 2016 so I saw that and wondered why TF they were selling 6th gen

Cringe

I can't read

I bought M1 screws

They are small aas fuck

I mean

Rate my very big M6 screws

In my big hand

Did the same thing recently. I'm now the proud owner of a stack of A2 Lite lenses, and a broken A2.

Oor

Oof

Too small?

Has anyone used those kind of automatic watering devices? https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33004913154.html?spm=a2g0o.detail.1000014.13.72c3396bswxOvr&gps-id=pcDetailBottomMoreOtherSeller&scm=1007.13338.128206.0&scm_id=1007.13338.128206.0&scm-url=1007.13338.128206.0&pvid=80b24b39-dd12-46a0-a7c5-cc404161b5ad

I feel like those 'low tech' things might be more reliable than cloud connected xi jinping social credit system approved systems

But unsure

Also it's for decoration plants not food ones so I fortunately won't get cancer from it

@Mereck basic valve+hose with smol holes in it

If you wanna go full primitive

Thought about it as well but I'll have to build a controller of some sort

It'll be for automated watering while I'm out (for work or vacation)

Nah, it's not about going primitive but more about reliability

@Sapharanth Barely, and the LED isn't cut-out. LED sticks through the glass on the A2.

@Mereck https://m.banggood.com/0-0_01MPa-12V-Electric-Solenoid-Valve-Magnetic-DC-Normal-Closed-Water-Air-Inlet-Flow-Switch-1-2-inch-p-1023361.html (dunno how to unmobile) + something like this https://m.banggood.com/220V-LCD-Digital-Timer-Socket-Timing-Outlet-Switch-Digital-Timer-Switch-Multifunctional-EU-Plug-p-1179456.html

(just remove the m. at the start of the URL and it switches to desktop version)

As for that, I already thought of a slightly more complicated but probably a bit safer method using an aquarium water pump

A bit more costy but second hand is sufficient for that (since those devices are designed to run 24/7) and it will avoid having to puncture a bucket (with the additional point of failure for water-proofing)

(around me I can find those pumps for less than 10€)

But then it'll almost cost me the same... 10$ for the socket timer, 10$ for the pump, 10$ for hoses and such...

Hi guys

Any of you ordered a decent usb-c dock

lately ?

I did went with one, but weirdly the usb ports not really working on it

the hdmi is flawless tho

I guess I got chinked

I bought this one:

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/OEkAAOSwvTBc2Ror/s-l500.jpg

@leventebandi Check Orico on aliexpress, I think they have such things

what pocket knife should i pick up from ali? any recommended brands?

Go to gearbest and write Sanrenmu in the search bar

Or ganzo

@leventebandi I'd not use that

better to get something from Orico or Ugreen instead

chinkshit bed

https://youtu.be/ot8yLjIqRQg

neat but its shit

because no function row

65% is a disease

also keycaps have a great font

good ideas just strange and bad execution

I bet it's better than retard me paying $160 for a keyboard

How'd that happen

Roccat overpriced "german engineering"

Buuut it's a really nice keyboard and I wanted the open keycap design. Vulcan 120 Aimo is the model name

cringe

$150 is kustom keyboard territory

Having a "custom Keyboard" is more cringe than paying for a gaymer keeb

thats why you pay the chinese to make it for you

its more like "just build this with these seperate parts please" than "custom keyboard"

also my dream keyboard doesnt exist as a chinese premade because these stupid fuckin mainlanders want to reinvent the wheel every time

how hard is it to make a 75 with hotswap kalih and smd LEDs

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interdasting

Drevo Calibur is great as a Steam Link keyboard, since sometimes function keys don't work properly on the Steam Link anyways.

My black tar heroin is here

Meh there is no way he can afford that much heroin

It's probably just regular meth

realistically it's weed

Wrong

It's a backpack

Just dont shoot up any schools

school shooter equipment

FUCK

TRIBIT holy shit

@Tribit 🔦

🔦

<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

CHINESE FUNDED SCHOOL SHOOTINGS

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck what armor plating did you choose

It is possible that the backpack is filled with drugs

@Cole none, do I look like a fucking pussy to you?

Though in all seriousness

It's just a hiking day bag

I wanted the extra pockets on my chest for easy access stuff

Like a map, compass, knife, etc

field vests are for that good sir

I don't wanna look like some boomer/fisherman

https://giphy.com/gifs/girls-laughing-d4X5dyMyQHbG he thinks field vests make you look boomer

but in all seriousness vests are darn usefull when /out/ ing

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck you gonna end up like that last 4chan shooter who missed every target and got shot by paul blart mall cop

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lmao

Can't miss every shot when you only have a loicense for a butter knife

KD ratio 0/1

>he has knoife loicense

rare

ofc if you want to keep that mall-ninja look https://www.amazon.com/Marmot-Tactical-Detachable-Subcompact-Standard/dp/B07JFQPZXR they do sell vests for that shit too

how often do you open disputes on ali express?

However often you get fucked over by a chink

if you do it just to try to cheat Chang out of his money, you're a faggot and you need to leave

This idiot is selling chink airpods on Craigslist for 100$

Reported this big retard

Is he representing them as real apple airpods

He says airpods then the chink model

What's a good dashcam?

Viofo

It's not like the airpods are going to be any different from the chink version tbh

But that not true at all

They may be similar in specifications, like battery life and sound quality, if someone is buying them with the expectation that they'll be able to do all the IOS integration shit that airpods do, they'll be very disappointed

@Matthew when the product is not up to quality i will open a dispute saying I never received them so either refund or resend

i did this on 2 products so far

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i got 2 free usb cables 😉

so thats how it feels to be an outlaw

im addicted to the rush

now I opened a disputed about some shitty earphones

literally only one side works

so im doing the right thing

I mean yeah, if it's broken or shit, that's one thing

What shit should I buy from taobao

Something that would be of personal utility or interest to yourself

~~literally any tech stuff~~

Eh

I know I'll be getting a cherry mousepad

But not sure about what else to get

Kinda want airdots but also kinda want some other headphones

Plus gadgets and gimmicks

I'm very happy with my Bluedio T-Elfs

Probably will get some xiaomi gadgets

Yeah but I have a Redmi/Xiaomi phone

Better integration with MIUI with airdots

so if you have all these hangups about the shit you want to buy, why are you asking us to tell you what to buy smh

Idk lmao

I kinda want other shit too

Just don't know what

To actually buy

he doesn't know what he wants but expects you to

^yes

You mean you can't read minds over the internet? <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

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I couldn't read your mind if it were on a plate in front of me, brainlet

Matthew is a burger

He can't read

@Matthew @Tribit

got a package today

😮

Let's see it, fam

I just got notified that mine are in-country today

they are pretty solid, parts move well and the plastic seems good

<#491172628917256192> bruh

they are completely devoid of any decal the originals may have had, though

good idea, ill post it there

they are pretty good, i like em

fantastic for $3 each

all-of-a-sudden since 2 months ago, a-lot of my packages from China havn't been arriving

tracking says they're delivered, but they havn't

whenever I dispute it and say I didn't receive it, they just provide the racking information that says it was delivered, and I lose my money and my claim

this is fucking bullshit

I have lost £5 on one order, and £8 on another order!

time to wage war.... friend

I've double-checked, my details are correct and everything

Sounds like a neighbor or a mailman is a huge gayboi

WHO THE FUCK IS N Shalier ??? I DO NOT LIVE IN Cambridge !!!!

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ITEM

I WANT MY MONEY BACK

Time to change shipping address, dear

why?? my shipping address is correct..

Imagine getting cucked by the postman

Do you live in an apartment complex? Maybe someone's been snatching your shit

dude, I don't even live in the city the tracking says it was signed for at

I live in a house in Birmingham

looks like it was signed for by a paki too, I'm white

ya got appropriated, dear. You owed him that

only thing I owe a paki is a massacre of his entire family

Do you have a Loicense for that anger, m8?

>implying the British arent fucking wanks who caused 24 million deaths in the division of India and Pakistan

@Matthew ||play nice||

@DarkWorld25 these country invaders need to all die anyways

@Speshu I mean you guys invaded/has had military incursions on 176 countries

You're the ones that should be dead

@DarkWorld25 if all the pakis don't like the UK so much, then why don't they all fuck off out of the UK back to their own shitty country?

Wow there

hey, you know it's a valid point

why don't they?

When did I say anything about pakis and whether they like England or not

they always complain about the UK, and yet they all still invade

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the invaders must die

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck on-topic, a paki stole my package from China

Or the faggots are going to appear to tell you off

bruh real uk hours

Nah

I'm off to bed

Worked 9 hours in a field today and I've been up for about 20 hours

Pretty tired

@Speshu I wouldn't want to live in a country the British invaded either

It's a shithole cos you wanks made it a shithole

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>he's literally named "DarkWorld"