https://www.aliexpress.com/item/5CR13MOV-Blade-Survival-Knife-Folding-Knife-Wood-Handle-Pocket-Hunting-Tactical-Knives-Camping-Outdoor-EDC-Tools/32896621533.html?spm=2114.search0104.3.418.49741d16MqN2ym&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10065_10068_204_318_319_10059_10884_10887_10696_100031_320_10084_10083_10103_10618_452_10304_10307_10820_532_10821_10302,searchweb201603_60,ppcSwitch_0&algo_expid=a6f80608-e956-46b5-9d20-40c10629232c-9&algo_pvid=a6f80608-e956-46b5-9d20-40c10629232c&priceBeautifyAB=0 this one is cute, not sure about the quality. For that price though, guess you can't expect that much

second one looks real nice, thanks

Oh hey I've been buying knives recently

Folding blade knife High hardness blade wood handle camping knife outdoor stainless steel knives free shipping
http://s.aliexpress.com/ZveyEnMn?fromSns=Discord

@Wooba This is the best one I've bought off Ali. Not too sharp but you can sharpen it

Looks really cool. Is it automatic? That's a ig no-noo over her

*here

Not a button but it's still technically a switchblade

It's a no no here too but who cares lmao

It's not like they'd arrest me, but it might get held at customs and they make us pay like 50€ as a "destruction" fee.

Oh rip

Mine got through customs somehow

Was fucking ecstatic

I cancelled a bunch of balisongs because of customs concerns though :/

They don't do much for me tbh, they look cool, but they're relatively useless as tools, or at a minimum more cumbersome than they have to be

Mini Portable Knife Fold Camping Tactical Folding Pocket Ring Outdoor Tools Hunting Edc Stainless Key 2017 Survival Real Rushed
http://s.aliexpress.com/i2immMFF?fromSns=Discord

This one is decent too but like I have small hands

looks a little neckbeardy

Came very sharp

but for 2.50...

I just got it bc it's cheap

ngl

just get a sanremnu

https://www.gearbest.com/sanrenmu-_gear

Chinesium stronk, but the pocket ring remembers me of a gerber crucial

I like the price

@Wooba yeah sanremus are good choice

if you live in some shit country with no human rights or free speech (UK) i suggest getting one of their medic ones

(orange with window breaker/belt cutter)

Naa, it's actually quite decent here as long as the blades aren't too long or they're auto

the medical tools usualy get easier free pass

also are generaly more usefull in real life situations

also ali has these https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2017-New-Outdoor-Emergency-Car-Keychain-Knife-Mini-Hook-Pocket-Cutting-Safety-Belt-Knives-for-Rescue/32797101011.html? for cheap too

it will mostly be used to open more chink shit

yeah for that there exist tons of options from memecoins to proper ones

can anyone help me find emoji ski masks

shit like this

specifically the 😂 emoji

no luck on either ali or ebay so far

I got this just for opening chink packages

not sure if im searchign the wrong things or what

@foxhunt 10/10 knife choice

Thx

that knife is superb for chinkshit

Pretty good copy of a sebenza

could easily be a western name-brand knife and I'd believe it

yeah

@Omoidasu that looks like tube-scarf with cut outs

try aliexpress "custom tube scarf"

and send your own

there should be sellers with basic colors who offer customization

I just want a flat grind 7010 in Not 8cr13mov

but the 910 has a dumb grind angle

dumb THICK

divine fucken intellect

Why is there an image of a shrimp on that knife? 🤔

stop shitposting

kk

www.gizmochina.com/2018/10/11/honor-8c-is-official-first-snapdragon-632-phone-starts-at-1099-yuan-158/

>720p display, 5.6 inches
Why do they do this

I like working links https://www.gizmochina.com/2018/10/11/honor-8c-is-official-first-snapdragon-632-phone-starts-at-1099-yuan-158/

even low-end phones are `notched`

hold my sake

https://www.kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-leagoo-m11

https://www.kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-blackview-a30

https://www.kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-doogee-x70

fuck you

All these low end chinkphones doing okay and the Pixel 3 XL still looks like THAT

Also Huawei Honor announced a new Mediapad

Who honestly still buys Android tablets what the fuck Google is literally giving up on them

Android tablets are dying and are getting replaced by phablets

one device for 2 purposes is comfy

That Doogee even using the same wallpaper as the iPhone X

phablets and oddly enough laptops making a comeback

Laptops are making a comeback?

I think he meant desktops

Yeah, PC sales are actually slowly increasing, they're coming out with neat designs like the all leather HP's

I would've thought that stuff like ChromeOS and ultraportables would be on the rise

Though yeah those fit into the "laptop" category

Have you ever used something with chromeos?

Things need to work to rise

Chrome OS is uh, usable

At least

these days

nope, but chromeOS's target aren't power users like us

chrome os is your web browser, does 95% of what you do

It has Linux and Android app support for power users

chromeOs was built with non autists in mind

consumers are scared from seeing a hackerman terminal

I revived a shitty netbook with NeverWare OS, but for some reason Windows 10 started working better after a couple updates so I'm back to Wang10

>nope, but chromeOS's target aren't power users like us
Then go and test one. being a poweruser has nothing to do with it's being shit while win10 is thrown on every "normal" laptop anyway

They have huge demand in education

maybe because it runs microsoft office <:thenk:329322130804047872>

but honestly windows 10 still works better, Chrome itself seems to be getting slower with every update

imagine skipping out on the worlds largest software branch as a oem, its either windows or chromeOS

Edge Browser is actually amazing on shitty processors

Which suprised the hell out of me

older proccesors don't have hardware acceleration support with chrome

😛

run h264ify on chrome and see the fucker fly on youtube

@Cad <#189467888657235970> before mods become gay

got the second part to my wireless charger today

it works

but it's definitely underspec

not just from the real charging speed, ~~but the listing charging speed too~~

I'm getting around 5V/150mA when I first plugged it in (screen is on checking ampere)

Seeing if we get anywhere near 800mA

well you aren't performing any QA on products before it's sent

so you company is at the mercy of the seller you buy from

well it's already broken after one use

connector snapped off

got the refund just now

that's the fastest turnaround I've ever seen from aliex

5 minutes

Maybe they take chargers more seriously because of the news stories of shitty chargers causing fires

thats what you get for jumping on a stupid gimmick

I used that one

Dismantled and soldered into my 3ds

Died within a week or so

@Stims don't think it's that big of a trouble when you get a refund so soon

I though it was real fucking amusing that anything with a micro usb port, I could just place on a pad and it would charge

even tried it with a powerbank for the most inefficient and pointless charging use case ever

had a chuckle

Adding wireless charging sounds p sick

🤔 Pretty sure you only get something like 20-30% efficiency through that crap. Blaming the Chinas for your poor research is a bit rich.

@kontroll well that would be within range of what I was actually getting

shame the WC had no shielding around the connector

first time trying to take it off and the whole bloody thing fell apart

I got like 400ma with that tho

Got hot real quick

@spaqin well to check the current i use the app "ampere", and it takes into account the usage with the screen on

O ya

I used a USB multimeter

https://www.rt.com/politics/440996-russian-ombudsman-aliexpress-block/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=RSS

:DDD

if they ban it nationwide thats gonna be a pretty major loss for ali

doubt

if something it forces aliexpress to actualy watch over certain products

and not be just "delivery network"

quality control ~

tho on that note

theyd need to also ban ebay,amazon,russian local seller sites etc etc

what there are many

and population will never agree on that one

which one to get? My priority is avoiding customs and taxation

does not matter

by now you should know that its dash of randomness + size of packet+ tagged price

yeah but one of those have a special customs point or repackage in europe

iirc it was priority line

yes

that "save $3 off $5" button looks like it would lead me to a virus page lol

please install this unsigned driver thanks fren

"ban amazon"

nah no need amazon doesn't deliver anything to russia anyway <:alismirk:230784726615588865> <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

@Noa Russians and safety

Does not compute

how to get refund from ali

dis🅱ute

i did

they closed it because i did not provide video evidence

i appealed

i bet they just close it again

then i go to my bank

(again)

my bank wants me to print out records of our interactions regarding this

never shopping on ali again tbh

What kind of watch strap would you recommend for a Pebble Steel?

chink scalp

I'm serious here

Nato Strap or something else?

@puffbundt what are you disputing?

broken mouse

arrived with right mouse button not working

and why didnt you take video of it not working dear

>giving metadata

also nowhere on ali site does it say you have to provide video evidence before you buy

lol

a reasonable person wouldn't have that expectation

so you dont think its reasonable to provide proof that your item is broken?

i'd send it back but they never asked for it

i took it to my bank, i'll take it to court and they can have their lawyer inspect it

lmao

>i'll take it to court 😆

>fraud 😆

you do realise how much going to court actually costs, right?

and in the end you didnt comply with the sellers requests

no "court" will take this case and no "court" will deem you in the right

a reasonable person wouldn't meet that demand

since when is taking a video that high of a demand lmao

they'd be liable for my attorney fees

>farmers internet

>take 48 hours to upload and if net cuts out you have to try again

lmao this niqqa wants to take Jack Ma to court

yep

<:benis:239668961011040257>

>a reasonable person owns a video camera

include me in the screencaps

is this 2005?

i'd like my $6.13 back

here's what's gonna happen in the best case

you'll force your bank to do a charge back

which in return will force AliExpress to blacklist your payment information

any lawyer you go to

is going to laugh at you

hard

LOL THE FUCK

<:benis:239668961011040257>

yeah, i've already decided i'm never doing business with ali again. they defrauded me, why would I

im not donating 6.13 to some chink cause he wanted a video

troll

that was not the condition under which the item was sold

i hope that bank just laughts at your face tbh

im autist but simple video confirmation of existing problem is not something bad

and go to these lenghts of complaining makes you just obvious troll

yes

my bank already told me i jist need to print out our communications and sign a form amd i get my money back.

this is no length compared to donating to a scammer

video evidence is an unreasonable expectation. ive never been asked for this before, even at ali

@Goz3rr _after_ the lawyer takes his hourly fee

@puffbundt they do ask for that at random

video evidence of a defective item is an unresonable expectation

lol

ur either defective in the head or just trolling

@z3rk I missed the way you talk

😂

go to ali buyer protection page. it says you're guaranteed a refund if you receive a defective item. there is no asterisk there saying you must provide video evidence.

how are they supposed to know that you received a defective item then lol

you could just be making stuff up

@z3rk when they provide me a video camera and a means to return the video it will be a reasonable expectation

guess we can settle it in court

LOL

they shouldn't do business on a website guaranteeing a refund for defective product no strings attached, if they don't like those terms

im fucking done

though ali customer support literally told me to go find somebody with a video camera so... not shopping there anymore

I'd say this is bait

but this is 4chan and this is /g/

so not throwing out the possibility that this is real

yeah I'm voting for bait tbh

alternatively
_This is what Burgerboos actually believe_

this is the most american thing I've read all week

Hit them with the 🅱 hargeback

Anyone got a deal on a Redmi Note 5?

kimovil.com dear

T-than you

than

k

Damn, why the fuck is it so cheap tho?

Great screen, amazing battery, micro sd and a snapdragon

because you sell your data to the chinese govt <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

I wouldnt call the screen great per se since some people have reported burn-in

Oh