Seriously my chink almost forced me to

wtf is that

one plus ditches 3.5mm

huooh

🤢

but hey they sell oneplus earphones with usb c

http://en.miui.com/thread-3831680-1-1.html

big if true

1. Xiaomi Phones manufactured for Chinese market are not able to run MIUI Global ROM.
2. Xiaomi Phones manufactured for Global markets are not able to run MIUI China ROM.

Political reasons, probably

Reminder that Miui global only exists because xiaomi was put under pressure by resellers installing malware

so they couldnt fix the problem by locking the bootloader for certain time?

That was the second measure

First Miui global was introduced, then, bootloader unlock delays

hm

prob so you stop buying chinese phones 4 cheap

and buy the mor expensive global vers

maybe sellers got chink into global and sold for global as well

didnt they just double the waiting time?

More than doubled

Just over a year ago it was often pretty much instant, then it changed to being a couple of days, then 2 weeks

The more recently it was showing as 2 months for some people, though they brought it back down from that iirc

Either way it's fucked and really annoying. Xiaomi phones are so much more hostile to devs now

i dont blame xiaomi tbh

honestly dont mind miui

has some nice tools

Notifications are still broken though

Less broken than they were

But they still don't behave like stock Android

having to manually enable heads up for every app is absurd

I do actually quite like most of MIUI 10, the interface is very nice and I stuck with it on my mido for a few months

But the core changes like notifications piss me off

works fine on my machine

"having to manually enable heads up for every app is absurd"

that feels like good feature tbh

i hate that all apps get acces to steal your focus

on all plantforms these days

this

why do the chinese make such whacky underwear

Compensating

for something

Are there any decent webcam on banggood ?

what's decent?

sjcam noire

Something that works on linux

And cheap

Literally any cheap cam you can obtain locally

But i want something so i can push my order over 25$ for the track code

there used to be darn good camera on banggood too

lemme see if i can find it

Chink watch is here

what watch is that

Xiaomi Amazfit Bip Smart Watch English Version Huami GPS Smartwatch Mi Pace Lite Youth Edition Heart Rate IP68 45 Days Battery
http://s.aliexpress.com/6nqMfU3U?fromSns=Discord

damn cant seem to find it

I can't believe people still fall for the smartwatch meme

it was one of ELP cameras what had ready-kit on it

Ya it's ok. Thanks

It was a birthday present

@moshi https://www.konami.com/mg/mgs5/tpp/jp/goods/_img/detail/dejibogu03.jpg

close enough

Now that's a watch

It's not even close at all

Hey

<:ceasealive:489870095217197061>

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

Coool dude @Tribit

Man I want a real g757

day 2 of oclean

its pretty good

still dont know how to properly use sonic toothbrush

are darknet dope markets /csg/?

Why would they be?

My favorite thing about /csg/ is all the random little stuff I didn't expect to be ordering, not the usual cheap /g/ stuff. I just ordered a bunch of different Christmas hats. Decorated my cashiers last year, gonna decorate the whole damn store. Way better at $1/hat than $5+.

you own a store OwO?

is it a flashlight store <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

No, I'm at a "kinda technically a manager" position at a retail store.

is it a bad dragon retailer?

damn

"try before you buy" -bad dragon

so close lads

tfw stuck in gold irl

What do the member levels do, and how many points do you get for orders?

literally nothing lol

Fun

just arbitrary

they make you think youre getting some exclusive deals

once i cross the bar it will be more satisfying than an orgasm

ay

anyone know where i can find a good screen protector for the RN5

<:alismirk:230784726615588865> nothing

nothing?

just go naked

if it drops it drops

ive ran Nothing+android for almost a year now

just dont drop it (tm)

I've always done protectors on devices until this phone(HTC 10), and honestly, unless you're gonna redo the protector every few months to keep it looking pretty, I'd skip it.

You just get scratches on the protector instead of the phone, and how much do you care about the phone itself being scratched, you're just gonna replace it.

I do a skin case on mine, not the fuckhuge and think otterbox types

skin case 🤢

no case <:alithink:327930371796893698>

removed back cover <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Mod 🤢
Dying mod <:alithink:327930371796893698>
Dead Mod <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

Skin cases are the best

I do thin cases. My phone is about 1/2" in a case.

But it's also super slick without a case, so it's half to protect it if it falls, half to prevent it from falling.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B073ZZMTLB/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

20% OFF

@Sapharanth

you sure?

https://camelcamelcamel.com/Binoculars-Bfull-Binocular-stargazing-Watching/product/B073ZZMTLB

still not cheapest with 20% off

It is good quality

I bought it because of the tri pod attachment

<:blobthinkingeyes:427568214579609601>

<:blobhyperthink:427568506905559040>

<:alithink:327930371796893698>

bidets are dangerous,i tore my anus with one,it does take forever to heal

happened 5 months ago,still can feel it when showering

dear friend,please buy toilet paper

Use wet wipes

ur not meant to put it in your ass

Yeah uh

Don't put bidet in butt

but how else do i get a colon cleansing without paying those jews with the the labcoats

I like bidets tho

Much comfier than tp scrolls

wow that's a lewd image

Water-dildo.

Do chinks make any good thermos flasks?

just buy a real one : ^)

wow ur useless

I got one but it cools down faster than I would like

I'm so irritated right now but I can't figure out why

You're horny @_VexatioN

https://www.banggood.com/Xiao-Mi-460ML-Stainless-Steel-Thermoses-Double-Wall-Vacuum-Insulated-Water-Bottle-Drinking-Cup-p-1135379.html

xiaomi makes some but they're kinda smol

>460ml

what did I just say

I can't even pee into that because it'll overflow

why would you want to keep your pee warm

what if i need to pass it to someone so they pass their drug test

That's valid but get a cheaper one for that I guess

I wonder if I can get a thermos flask small enough that I can stuff it into a hollowed out mortar shell

that would be pretty based

when you'd press the top, instead of exploding it would pour out tea

heh

you're right though man I need to get laid

you could probably even use the stock but slightly modified igniter

same

it'd be a heavy flask though, no?

yeah but

imagine taking it out of you backpack

and pressing the top

To pour out tea

anyone who removetly knows what a mortar shell is should be terrified

It's the most agressive way to drink tea imaginable

just get a real mortar man lmao nerd

prime that shit and chuck it like in call of duty

best socal experiment ever

It isn't even difficult to make a real mortar

if anything it's the shaped charge to that's tough to engineer

i think one of those german WWII era grenades would work better as a flask

ew

oh nvm they're all handle

I'd get a tank shell, put an electric igniter through the primer hole, fill it with black powder and put a large piece of lead on the top

bam

spigot mortar would be even easier

the chinkshit unibomber

ay

We're gonna go places

Best RAT software?

"they noticed that there was a huge amount of chinese imported packages being delivered to the middle of the woods"

LMAO

@Deleted User get a better hobby m8

would it be hard to write your own?

I'm not a brogrammer

And I only want to hit one target.

https://www.google.ie/search?num=100&rlz=1C1CHBF_enIE791IE791&ei=dI6bW5u8O4iytQWM642QDA&q=best+RAT+software&oq=best+RAT+software&gs_l=psy-ab.3...5180.5626.0.5726.5.4.0.0.0.0.0.0..0.0....0...1c.1.64.psy-ab..5.0.0....0.aUNPfzb_CWs

well i googled it

From the name it sounds like you want the one called "revenge rat"

😂

is them peppersprays illegal in the netherlands bois

Yes

You should trist us for legal advice

Buy it

are you saying i cant defend myself if a maroccan is trying to stab me

you can but only with another knife

Lmao, actually looking it up you can't

Imagine being so cucked you cant make a bike robber spicy

ffs

If a moroccan wants to cut off your head, sorry bro but your fucked

watch as jerrys video bending the poco f1 explodes with views

Are there any news on the note 6

Is his poco review out yet

Yes

Also this guy is literally unbox therapy but he doesnt irritate me so much, I need to figure out why.

Every time the poco phone is mentioned, I think people are talking about me until I read twice

Fuck xiaomi

I want to get a pocophone now

I'll put a tiny r on it and call it my porcophone

And I will shill that shit like a pajeet

is it worth it to get 18:9 android phones yet

I've heard that even apps like spotify don't scale properly

yes

ive had

0 problems

0

do you get black bars when just using normal apps?

Or just click that one warning about stretching apps <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

@crates no

only in some older games

and even then yeah you can nomrlaly get them to work

don't really care about games as long as I can get spotify/fb/play books working with no scaling issues I'm fine

>spotify
>fb

you never seen a normie in the wild?

Maybe I'm wrong but pretty much every person I know that use spotify only listen to the top lists

that's basically same as listening to commercial radio

nah I normally just listen to albums

have a couple of decent playlists with my mates going as well

youtube red

Spotify is pretty gay though

to be fair I was just trying to provoke.

yes those all work to 18:9

I use the modded version of youtube sometimes

I'd be on another platform if I didn't have shared playlists with other people

Spotify's shuffle just doesn't work it's bullshit

been broken for years

YouTube Music is bae also <#189467888657235970>

might get the a2 lite if those apps work 18:9

I'm still using my rn3p with eu miui 9.5

I've been on my nexus 5 since I was in high school

a bit annoying that big phones are the norm now

@crates redmi note 5

that's like 6 inch isn't it

not gonna go that big

before rn3p I had Samsung galaxy s3 for 4 years. When I bought it the screen felt huge

but now that I have a 5.5" screen I wouldn't go back to smaller anymore.

it fits my hand and pockets well

If I get the a2 lite I'd probably flash it with MIUI anyway

has the option to kinda hide the notch right by making everything level with it black

or the status bar or whatever

same, but with 6 inches @provisionforvoids

the androidone xiaomis have a noticeably slower fingeprint

at least a2 and a2 lite

and i think there is a a2 lite with miui

tis called 6 pro? or something

just gonna get the android one version