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2016-07-08 00:30:06 UTC

zubat just turned up

2016-07-08 00:30:16 UTC

use incense m8

2016-07-08 00:30:46 UTC

I probably wasted it

2016-07-08 00:30:55 UTC

there's only two pokemon nearby and I just got one

2016-07-08 00:31:13 UTC

I just walked around town and cought pokemans

2016-07-08 00:31:28 UTC

>"I told him, 'Be imaginative and create a character who has a history of being gay, rather than Sulu, who had been straight all this time, suddenly being revealed as being closeted.'" (Takei had enough negative experiences inside the Hollywood closet, he says, and strongly feels a character who came of age in the 23rd Century would never find his way inside one.)

2016-07-08 00:32:15 UTC

not his character anymore tho

2016-07-08 00:32:23 UTC

Takei wading in at all is dumb

2016-07-08 00:32:37 UTC

just say "IT'S AN ARTISTIC INTERPRETATION OF WHAT WE DID AND I WISH THEM THE BEST"

2016-07-08 00:32:49 UTC

doesn't get you dank fb shares though

2016-07-08 00:33:15 UTC

still leftist are screaming takei is a non-progressive homophobe

2016-07-08 00:33:26 UTC

wich is TOP LEL

2016-07-08 00:33:45 UTC

Takei has probably guzzled more dicks than any gay on the planet

2016-07-08 00:33:58 UTC

I definitely wasted this incense

2016-07-08 00:34:00 UTC

nothing is happening

2016-07-08 00:34:03 UTC

they got me

2016-07-08 00:34:22 UTC

wait are the IAPS for items

2016-07-08 00:34:34 UTC

think so

2016-07-08 00:34:43 UTC

r i p

2016-07-08 00:34:50 UTC

hope i dont run into a mr mime on a dark night

2016-07-08 00:35:18 UTC

JIGGLYPUFF

2016-07-08 00:35:19 UTC

FUCK

2016-07-08 00:35:24 UTC

NEETCENSE WORKS

2016-07-08 00:35:47 UTC

NEET SENSE

2016-07-08 00:35:54 UTC

some have street sense

2016-07-08 00:35:56 UTC

but i have neet sense

2016-07-08 00:36:16 UTC

Jigglypuff is rare it seems

2016-07-08 00:36:23 UTC

there was one near me earlier

2016-07-08 00:36:32 UTC

wanted to catch it since i used to main her in smash4

2016-07-08 00:36:42 UTC

getting a stuck loading screen now

2016-07-08 00:37:10 UTC

>her

2016-07-08 00:37:11 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/200772235068309505/Screenshot_20160708-013700.png

2016-07-08 00:37:17 UTC

>implying they can't be male

2016-07-08 00:37:19 UTC

You goys mirin?

2016-07-08 00:37:20 UTC

@Deleted User are you actually walking around in the middle of the night outside and catching pokemans virtually?

2016-07-08 00:37:24 UTC

Stop oppressing men

2016-07-08 00:37:28 UTC

nah I used incense

2016-07-08 00:37:31 UTC

and they come to you

2016-07-08 00:37:33 UTC

its 1 am

2016-07-08 00:37:52 UTC

im wondering around trying to see them

2016-07-08 00:37:56 UTC

when its working

2016-07-08 00:37:59 UTC

which it isnt now

2016-07-08 00:38:13 UTC

>CP

2016-07-08 00:38:20 UTC

it seems like the server randomly wakes up and pukes out a pokemon encounter at you

2016-07-08 00:38:43 UTC

how do you get pokeman go shekkels?

2016-07-08 00:38:47 UTC

only pay for them?

2016-07-08 00:38:50 UTC

yeah

2016-07-08 00:38:51 UTC

seems like

2016-07-08 00:39:08 UTC

maybe some from gym battles?

2016-07-08 00:39:14 UTC

and you already accepted getting jewed right now?

2016-07-08 00:39:26 UTC

you get two incense free

2016-07-08 00:39:32 UTC

with the game install

2016-07-08 00:39:48 UTC

oh NICE THX

2016-07-08 00:39:50 UTC

I'll probably lose this save file when the legit version comes out anyway

2016-07-08 00:40:36 UTC

not if its stored on their server

2016-07-08 00:40:45 UTC

I GOT A DROWNZEE

2016-07-08 00:41:27 UTC

is there any point to catching two of one pokemon?

2016-07-08 00:41:30 UTC

I just got a second zubat

2016-07-08 00:41:39 UTC

wasted tons of pokeballs on the bastard though

2016-07-08 00:41:53 UTC

>100XP for that

2016-07-08 00:41:54 UTC

fuck

2016-07-08 00:42:17 UTC

so the insense only works for one pokeman?

2016-07-08 00:42:22 UTC

no, a few come in

2016-07-08 00:42:24 UTC

for half an hour

2016-07-08 00:42:28 UTC

you'll see a timer top right

2016-07-08 00:42:33 UTC

random encounters as you sit around

2016-07-08 00:42:42 UTC

i've caught a jigglypuff and 2 zubats

2016-07-08 00:42:45 UTC

while sitting on my ass

2016-07-08 00:42:46 UTC

says something is "nearby" but when I press on it no pokeman show up

2016-07-08 00:42:59 UTC

maybe none nearby currently

2016-07-08 00:43:08 UTC

mine updates every 5 mins

2016-07-08 00:43:12 UTC

with new mons passing by

2016-07-08 00:43:49 UTC

FUCK I see a Lapras in the park

2016-07-08 00:44:18 UTC

>Nintendo trying to get me out there and stabbed to death over a fake pokemon in a pokemon spinoff for mobile devices

2016-07-08 00:44:27 UTC

o shit lapras boy

2016-07-08 00:44:28 UTC

rare

2016-07-08 00:44:38 UTC

maybe you can surf with it

2016-07-08 00:45:02 UTC

he disappeared

2016-07-08 00:45:09 UTC

must be a really rare 2 minute window they pop up

2016-07-08 00:46:52 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/200774675595395083/Screenshot_20160708-014643.png

2016-07-08 00:47:18 UTC

@breh using phone in ocean

2016-07-08 00:47:35 UTC

did @breh die

2016-07-08 00:47:47 UTC

"brb getting pokemon" at almost 2am

2016-07-08 00:48:32 UTC

another fucking drowzee nigger

2016-07-08 00:48:36 UTC

fuck off I dont want you

2016-07-08 00:48:39 UTC

!??!!?

2016-07-08 00:48:40 UTC

THERE'S A MEOWTH NEARME

2016-07-08 00:48:45 UTC

what i9n the fuck

2016-07-08 00:48:56 UTC

>booking ticket to glasgow

2016-07-08 00:49:04 UTC

GUYS *GLUB GLUB* SURF DIDNT WORK *COUGH COUGH* SEND HELP

2016-07-08 00:49:22 UTC

I think comfy just started to run outside

2016-07-08 00:49:24 UTC

to catch it

2016-07-08 00:49:34 UTC

no shoes on

2016-07-08 00:49:41 UTC

its glasgow mate. cunt capital of the world

2016-07-08 00:49:41 UTC

just opened the door and ran

2016-07-08 00:49:54 UTC

doesnt want to get stabbed

2016-07-08 00:50:05 UTC

nah I didn't

2016-07-08 00:50:11 UTC

I have 9 minutes of incense

2016-07-08 00:50:13 UTC

maybe I can do it

2016-07-08 00:50:17 UTC

quick run around the block

2016-07-08 00:50:30 UTC

how do you see?

2016-07-08 00:50:37 UTC

I see none

2016-07-08 00:50:50 UTC

bottom right

2016-07-08 00:51:03 UTC

geez i keep fucking getting invites to play counterstrike

2016-07-08 00:51:07 UTC

going offline

2016-07-08 00:51:09 UTC

and you can see them in the distance sometimes

2016-07-08 00:51:12 UTC

like ffs i have 39 online friends

2016-07-08 00:51:12 UTC

see the lapras in my picture

2016-07-08 00:51:23 UTC

founda ghastly yay

2016-07-08 00:51:44 UTC

Gengar was my bro during the yellow days

2016-07-08 00:52:25 UTC

Marowak was my favourite

2016-07-08 00:52:34 UTC

if one pops up I'm dropping everything to get one

2016-07-08 00:53:23 UTC

oh yeah i remember marowak was S-tier as fuck

2016-07-08 00:53:41 UTC

ima head to a graveyard soon

2016-07-08 00:53:44 UTC

catch some ghosts

2016-07-08 00:53:56 UTC

5 mins

2016-07-08 00:53:59 UTC

of incense

2016-07-08 00:54:03 UTC

fuck it I'll go around the block

2016-07-08 00:54:13 UTC

o wait 13% battery

2016-07-08 00:54:18 UTC

probably won't last

2016-07-08 00:54:18 UTC

@breh is that how it actually works i passed by a graveyard that was a center

2016-07-08 00:54:33 UTC

tink so

2016-07-08 00:54:35 UTC

think

2016-07-08 00:54:38 UTC

>comes back home

2016-07-08 00:54:40 UTC

it definitely changes, when I was walking on the roads the nearby pokemon were diferent to the ones i nthe park

2016-07-08 00:54:43 UTC

>gf awakes

2016-07-08 00:54:46 UTC

>"comfy wtf are you doing"

2016-07-08 00:54:54 UTC

>"I was just gonna watch meouth

2016-07-08 00:54:58 UTC

catch*

2016-07-08 00:55:08 UTC

tfw she's the one who persuaded me to get it earlier

2016-07-08 00:55:11 UTC

girls love pokemon

2016-07-08 00:55:34 UTC

pokemon, zelda and skyrim are bitch nectar

2016-07-08 00:55:47 UTC

show her your amiibo

2016-07-08 00:55:48 UTC

MASS EFFECT

2016-07-08 00:55:52 UTC

is the biggest

2016-07-08 00:55:56 UTC

grill magnet

2016-07-08 00:56:07 UTC

she didn't like it, doesn't look shooters

2016-07-08 00:56:15 UTC

A HYPNO CAME TOME

2016-07-08 00:56:37 UTC

c a t c h

2016-07-08 00:56:39 UTC

>tfw when you live a little outside stockholm and only see 5 drowzees

2016-07-08 00:56:40 UTC

caught it with one ball

2016-07-08 00:56:54 UTC

btw what does CP in the game stand for @breh

2016-07-08 00:57:03 UTC

you know what it stands for :^)

2016-07-08 00:57:04 UTC

conflict power or something

2016-07-08 00:57:19 UTC

Nintendo are really bad with that kind of stuff

2016-07-08 00:57:24 UTC

I know Nintendo didn't make this

2016-07-08 00:57:25 UTC

or game freak

2016-07-08 00:57:33 UTC

but someone has to have looked at it

2016-07-08 00:57:49 UTC

why couldn't they go with "LVL"

2016-07-08 00:57:54 UTC

I know

2016-07-08 00:57:59 UTC

there's no levelling it seems

2016-07-08 00:58:06 UTC

except for your character

2016-07-08 00:58:12 UTC

yeah

2016-07-08 00:58:26 UTC

"the pokemon don't get better, YOU do"

2016-07-08 00:58:38 UTC

well that sounds pretty gay

2016-07-08 00:58:51 UTC

Pokemon Global Offensive

2016-07-08 00:59:11 UTC

id play it

2016-07-08 00:59:56 UTC

its a pokemon gym but a 5v5 of battles

2016-07-08 00:59:58 UTC

CP stands for combat power

2016-07-08 01:00:04 UTC

u sure about that

2016-07-08 01:00:29 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/200778100647264258/Screenshot_20160708-020018.png

2016-07-08 01:00:48 UTC

So it says a pidgey is nearby but I dont see a fucking pidgey

2016-07-08 01:00:54 UTC

someone make a mod replacing that line of text with cheese pizza

2016-07-08 01:01:26 UTC

I caught a pidgey 2 seconds walk outside of my building

2016-07-08 01:01:47 UTC

got a ratata

2016-07-08 01:01:59 UTC

poor mans pokeman

2016-07-08 01:02:13 UTC

will they wipe the servers after the beta you think?

2016-07-08 01:02:21 UTC

actually, if they're accepting money

2016-07-08 01:02:22 UTC

guess not

2016-07-08 01:02:28 UTC

no dont think so

2016-07-08 01:02:45 UTC

I have 4 zubats

2016-07-08 01:02:51 UTC

can I just release these vermin

2016-07-08 01:02:52 UTC

fuck

2016-07-08 01:02:57 UTC

I hated them in the games

2016-07-08 01:03:30 UTC

you spin the disc at a pokestop to get items

2016-07-08 01:03:33 UTC

I didn't know that

2016-07-08 01:03:37 UTC

lol

2016-07-08 01:03:37 UTC

stopped by 3 of them

2016-07-08 01:03:51 UTC

I figured that out by playing for 2 mins

2016-07-08 01:04:05 UTC

most of the time the location wouldn't load

2016-07-08 01:04:10 UTC

the loading bar would spin forever

2016-07-08 01:04:18 UTC

they're right outside, no biggie

2016-07-08 01:05:44 UTC

>submit Comfy's Crib as a pokestop
>nerds congregate outside my place
>sniper rifle from the roof

2016-07-08 01:06:18 UTC
2016-07-08 01:06:35 UTC

is there a UK version of getting swatted?

2016-07-08 01:06:37 UTC

JamesBonded

2016-07-08 01:06:41 UTC

idk

2016-07-08 01:06:58 UTC

What's your party van named

2016-07-08 01:07:06 UTC

you should know you live there

2016-07-08 01:07:26 UTC

MI5

2016-07-08 01:07:34 UTC

The Specialist Operations Branch Metropolitan Police

2016-07-08 01:07:40 UTC

Regional Special Branch

2016-07-08 01:07:43 UTC

tfw tv license people used to park nearby with a wifi name of "TV License Scanner"

2016-07-08 01:07:52 UTC

le UK tv license meme

2016-07-08 01:08:01 UTC

no such scanner exists, it's just to scare idiots

2016-07-08 01:08:04 UTC

and people fell for it

2016-07-08 01:08:34 UTC

they never bother you as long as you let them know once a year that you don't watch live TV

2016-07-08 01:08:40 UTC

most people are too lazy to do that

2016-07-08 01:08:51 UTC

part of my new year routine

2016-07-08 01:08:57 UTC

tell tv license people to fuck off

2016-07-08 01:09:14 UTC

well do you watch live tv

2016-07-08 01:09:22 UTC

technically, on kodi box

2016-07-08 01:09:35 UTC
2016-07-08 01:09:57 UTC

not watched live tv in a year or so now actually

2016-07-08 01:10:10 UTC

What's the tech behind illegal tv hookups

2016-07-08 01:10:18 UTC

Same ^

2016-07-08 01:10:24 UTC

how do they spoof whatever they are spoofing

2016-07-08 01:10:36 UTC

capture box at their TV I think

2016-07-08 01:10:45 UTC

you see the person streaming it out fucking with the TV guide sometimes

2016-07-08 01:11:37 UTC

Ah so it intercepts the data before it gets to whatever input it's going to so it doesn't have to be validated?

2016-07-08 01:11:45 UTC

With one of those access cards

2016-07-08 01:12:05 UTC

No idea, a lot of them have issues with going dead

2016-07-08 01:12:12 UTC

maybe they can narrow it down

2016-07-08 01:12:32 UTC

anybody mess with the Real Player TV thing back in the day?

2016-07-08 01:12:35 UTC

that was amazing

2016-07-08 01:12:56 UTC

perfect feeds of Japanese tv channels with no lag in the dial up days

2016-07-08 01:13:21 UTC

Is there a page I can check out with watch guides?

2016-07-08 01:13:35 UTC

no

2016-07-08 01:13:41 UTC

you have to watch /wt/

2016-07-08 01:13:42 UTC

does anything like that still exist?

2016-07-08 01:13:44 UTC

i have one thankfully

2016-07-08 01:13:44 UTC

watch general on /g/

2016-07-08 01:13:59 UTC

watch autists change their minds every 5 minutes

2016-07-08 01:14:03 UTC

@UniqueID give me a sec im looking

2016-07-08 01:14:23 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/200781600143835137/1452956207676.png

2016-07-08 01:14:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/200781620154859521/1458594839168.png

2016-07-08 01:14:32 UTC

@Deleted User What would be the most affordable deck for recording music onto a blank cassette?

2016-07-08 01:14:38 UTC

these may or may not be the same

2016-07-08 01:14:53 UTC

Thanks, sorry for the trouble

2016-07-08 01:14:53 UTC

seems like you know a thing or two about it

2016-07-08 01:14:56 UTC

>meme watch becomes a meme
>/wt/ blowing their nuts on it
>one month later
>"Guys my meme watch was one second off accuracy"
>SHIT WATCH
>FUCKING MEME

2016-07-08 01:15:02 UTC

@Stickmakerman no fucking clue i know nothing

2016-07-08 01:15:06 UTC

ah, ok

2016-07-08 01:15:18 UTC

@Deleted User that's not how it even works

2016-07-08 01:15:33 UTC

>Unicornguy

2016-07-08 01:15:59 UTC

@Deleted User memes on /wt/ stay fresh forever

2016-07-08 01:16:28 UTC

@Deleted User /wt/ actually got me into watches unfortunately

2016-07-08 01:16:35 UTC

RIP lucy

2016-07-08 01:16:43 UTC

buttblasted by /wt/ meme watch

2016-07-08 01:16:56 UTC

same, browsed /wt/ for a week before buying a watch, never went back though

2016-07-08 01:17:07 UTC

I think a lot of people do that on /csg/

2016-07-08 01:17:14 UTC

browse once for something they want cheap, never come back

2016-07-08 01:17:24 UTC

no one ever talks about something new

2016-07-08 01:17:26 UTC

thats why

2016-07-08 01:17:52 UTC

i honestly dont think htat there's that much veriety in watches in an affordable price range

2016-07-08 01:18:10 UTC

they all get bogged down in the specifics

2016-07-08 01:18:18 UTC

@zero there are like 6 good watches in the 0-100 price range

2016-07-08 01:18:21 UTC

Has anyone bought a watch from the Chinese sites?

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