oh that thing

@bentech SURE I'M MADE OUTTA MONEY

Love that flashlight though

i want one

i cant justify any more $$$ on flashlights

Is that even avalible for public much less knocked off by chinks?

not till end of the year

already spent way too much on my blf gt lol

no

i guess not yet

BUT SOON

im sure in 5 years itll be

ahahahahhaha

And itll be horrible and clunky loke a blow up doll

Or a real doll

imagine the scandals

honnestly the japanese vr porn games r pretty good

what if some of them malfunction and blow up

They all look like the same dead eyes garbage tho

lol

the realistic sex dolls that came out recently, made a big impact

i think as time goes on we'll see some drastic changes

To who?

there's already one that can talk to to you

Almost no one bought them outside of people already spending thousands on sex toys

yes, sure, but this is the beginning

imagine the brick cellphones that rarely anyone would have

then the color phones that meant class, and luxury

as time goes on, these would come with the mattress

ahahaha

No imagine how cameras lead to everyone regularly having video calls.

Whuch never happened because the concept itself is inherently stupid and inconvenient

i can already imagine president's day mattress sale advertising free sex dolls (with built in talk functionality)

i want smartglasse

Sex dolls aside

lol

Any floody hand flashlights recommendations?

hmm...

get the VKworld phone

expensive, but good for everything

STRONG flashlight

zebralight mule <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

or just get a convoy s2

prob floody enough

BENTECH EVERYTIME

http://www.zebralight.com/SC600F-Mk-IV-Plus-18650-XHP50-Floody-Cool-White-Flashlight_p_226.html

u gotta admit

you want one

lol

DO I LOOK LIKE I'M MADE OUTTA MONEY

do you have 18650s?

Yes

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/JAXMAN-E2L-3LED-TIR-LENS-flashlight-18650-flashlight-torch-CREE-XPG2-camping-cycling-outdoors/32812945810.html

on the budget end

convoy s2 + the lens

i forgot what the lens is

sec

https://www.fasttech.com/products/0/10001328/1108200-cree-30-degree-angle-optical-lens-5-pack

TIR lens

yea

not sure which one

lol

That's not it, bit it's fine

http://i.imgur.com/KS8AFil.jpg

OK FINE FUCK

I'm getting a nice deal

Installing CCTV cameras

I'm gonna make some additional money on it

I'll get the gosh darn Convoy

Though I'd prefer the Emisar D4, but I don't suppose there's lenses for it yet

emisar d4 is floody enough lol

altenratively

blf gt does have some nice spill

and some range if you need it

Oh yeah, emisar d4 is three times the price

:^)

3x the price

but 4x the leds??

seems like a bargin to me

+ better ui

That's 2 days of work

For a flashlight

what about

a

the jaxman is a good atlernative

or

a

s41

id just pay the extra 20 and get the smiar tho

smiar?

emisar

i love sidebuttons

but

20 dollas

https://www.gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_1299169.html?wid=21

I'd get this

As a bootleg shitty emisar

What the hell?!

Was it a South Korean or similar country flag

No it's from int version going to the login page

Lmao

It's back working again <:chink:323022148870602752>

Is that chinkshit?

No?

Then get it the Fuck into <#189467888657235970> boi

Where does everyone here prefer to order stuff? Ali, banggood or gearbest and why? I used to order on Ali all the time but now I made two really smooth experiences with banggood so I am reconsidering. Also I never ordered something from gearbest

My smoothest experiences have been with Ali so far

Gearbest is okay and you always get what you want but sometimes it's a pain in the ass

@porco have had good experiences with Banggood and Gearbest

I just buy whereever

I've never bought anything for banggood

BG and GB have the added bonus of their points system

ebay for most shit because coupons, ali/banggood for when shit is significantly cheaper

Wish is okay too for some things

the thing that I liked of banggood for my first order was that they shipped it like 3 hours after I paid

they don't have an independent seller network like Ali, so I assume this is the usual speed, right?

yeah they're a warehouse

i just buy wherever is cheapest

are electric toothbrushes worth it

I hate them, they make me bleed a lot

are there literally any advantages to electric toothbrushes

or are they meant for lazy people

@z3rk They make things more efficient, I suppose. The one I have I still have to scrub around like a normal toothbrush though, and it just spins a little extra.

According to my Jewish dentist they're better and they're cheap so I fell for the meme

Used to have one that had a back-and-forth motion instead. That one was definitely for lazy people.

ohs hit

apparently they're like 40$

will these explode or kill phone
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-sale-5pcs-lot-USB-3-1-Type-C-Male-to-Micro-USB-Female-Adapter-Converter/32812053221.html

I just buy the softest toothbrush available but it wears off pretty fast

Also why would you put chinkshit in your mouth?

The first rule of /csg/ should be: Don't buy anything that enters your body in any way

oh shit

@porco Definitely a rule I live by.

@Goz3rr I need something like that too

my phone uses usb C and I only have the cable that came with it to charge it

so idk if I should just buy a bunch of converters or just a space cable

also @porco I usually do ali over GB because I get free shipping there

and Ali has a wider range of items

the phone case I bought on GB was a ripoff <:chink:323022148870602752>

But @porco It's okay if I enter the chinkshit in some way right?

The $1.73 tenga egg I got is alright, innit?

What is worse for you? chink food items or chink sex toys?

the latter

@Sapharanth I probably wouldn't because that's going to give you Chinese cancer

@porco Is the cancer gonna come through my peehole

@Goz3rr I got a Xiaomi branded one of those

Huawei make them too. They come in retail packing

Xiaomi just come in a Xiaomi pouch

Which means nothing as I got a fake Xiaomi usb cable in the same style pouch

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

Mine comes apart if you don't squeeze it as you pull

@Magnets how much did u pay for the xiaomi adapter

Like £1.50

Over 18 months ago though

was it a 5 pack or only 1

1

I have a white one from gearbest that was £0.10

Not used it

I only use it to connect to my pc. USB c charges at 3A

<:aliOK:251417852156837888>

Rip battery

@bentech installed 🅱oreo

how does one get an invite here

@Tribit can a nigga get an invite link

discord.gg/bUJ3VGM

@Windatica thank

inb4 you were kicked or banned or some shit and now I'm in trouble

the croatian laugh

I just found out I bought an exact copy of a chink micrometer that's still in shipping at the Hornbach two days ago. For more than twice the price

lmao

stupid me

chink groceries when

Im looking for a thing you can use it to put your smartphone in

To watch comfy in bed

yes this exists

<https://www.aliexpress.com/item/only_stupid_idiots_click_this_link/32756073241.html>

Theyve existed for a while theyre kind of shit, too flexible to use in any ectended postion and they tend to snap easily

ching chong niggers

lmao

a nip nong to you too

he joined, said 2 things and left

<:hahayes:330459104495665153>

watalad

Kek

absolute unit

<:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

do I dispute or wait longer?

Message them

They won't do anything until you do

right

Happened with my chink straight razor *3 times*. I'm assuming after the third reship, it either was accepted by the carrier or they resolved to not tell me if it got Fucked up again

that's fucked up

Meh. The uppity cunts probably think THEIR time is worth something

If it never gets here, I'm out 2$

Oh how neat

is this usd

the same thing is only $50 on ali

Kiwibux

So still overpriced but not as bad, about 60 USD

@Windatica NZD

is chink new year over yet

can I sate my addiction or am I to suffer further

Fucking chinks.

It's a simple enough request, but seriously.

It's not enough that they lie, cheat and steal when selling stuff to us, but they make US lie, cheat and steal from the platform when we have an issue.

I hope Jack Ma prolapses them all.

what were you ordering

Xiaomi Yi Dashcam.

Decided I didn't want to buy it off ali when I could get it in literally 24 hours if I bought it off Amazon.

Then the gooks took literally 8 days to respond to the cancellation request.

@Deleted User | \❌ | This server prohibits invites from being sent. Your message has been deleted.

Has anyone shipped via Turkey Post instead of PostNL?

I need to get a laptop battery ASAP

Turkey Post is stating 15-40 days

PostNL is 23-33 days

Don't trust the roaches

Yeah I'll trust the nederlands then

it's a dollar cheaper then

@Lawman#0681 holy shit that sounds hilarious

thats great

however the first two characters are liu si which is 6 and 4. i may have learned a more formal way but any other chinese speakers here learn it as liu yue si hao? is that formal and you can shorten it to liu si or is liu si just bad translation?

sorry for not typing characters or pinyin cuz im on pc ill switch to phone in a minute

Okay. He says 六四 but shouldn't it be 六月四号?

Oh never mind. I'm retarded. 六四 is a proper noun. It's not the date, but rather June 4th. Similar to how Americans have 4th of July

That makes more sense. I'm dumb

@Big Meme can you type out the chinese phrase in the screen shot above? I need it for pubg and stuff

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

sure thing

lemme go back to phone

like the filthy phoneposter i am

六四天安門事件

@Julian

It's "liu si tian an men shi jian"

Fukken saved, thanks

I can't remember all tones off the top of my head

Liu si 六四 is June 4th, tian an men 天安門 is Tiananmen Square and shi jian 事件 means incident

There's your Chinese lesson for today

make sure to keep a kill streak log of how many chinks you get swatted

oh

cool

Is it worth buying lenovo p8 over pipo n8?

Pipo seems to be slower but as long as it plays video it's fine

Also 2 gigs of ram seems not enough but whatever, it's cheaper

Xiaomi partnered with microsoft<:kms:327934280619655179>