#chink-shit-general (Discord ID: 189466684938125312) in /csg/, page 186


619,580 total messages. Viewing 250 per page.
Prev | Page 186/2479 | Next

2016-07-06 20:25:37 UTC

my mum still had the parent lock on

2016-07-06 20:25:42 UTC

at her place

2016-07-06 20:25:53 UTC

I have a 500gb external for my porn

2016-07-06 20:26:01 UTC

so I rarely use streaming sites anyway

2016-07-06 20:26:24 UTC

>500gb downloaded porn

2016-07-06 20:26:26 UTC

Damn

2016-07-06 20:26:47 UTC

A lot of it is rare, I'm reluctant to trim it back

2016-07-06 20:26:49 UTC

this was posted 4 hours ago

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/200346842532282369/Screen_Shot_07-06-16_at_11.26_PM.PNG

2016-07-06 20:27:12 UTC

You wouldn't happen to be from Lithuania would you? πŸ˜ƒ

2016-07-06 20:27:16 UTC

)))

2016-07-06 20:27:32 UTC

I contacted youtube about it

2016-07-06 20:27:47 UTC

because whoever it is has been escalating it day on day

2016-07-06 20:28:06 UTC

do you have the Lithuanian autist, Mao?

2016-07-06 20:28:46 UTC

oh Mao when I worked for Sky I had people call in to remove the lock

2016-07-06 20:29:02 UTC

and at O2 I had girls calling in complaining about charges from them watching porn

2016-07-06 20:29:12 UTC

if you click a pop up ad on your phone it autocharges you to your bill

2016-07-06 20:29:23 UTC

nothing we could do, we had to direct them to Big Papi Penises or whatever

2016-07-06 20:29:41 UTC

an elderly lady got busted for it once

2016-07-06 20:30:09 UTC

her son called in and demanded to know why Β£20 was on her bill, I looked, "adult services" all incurred at 1-2am in the morning

2016-07-06 20:30:26 UTC

"ARE YOU TELLING ME MY 50 YEAR OLD MOTHER WATCHES PORN?"

2016-07-06 20:33:39 UTC

LFMA9LO

2016-07-06 20:33:58 UTC

she got her money back, I had to be in the middle between the porn company and them

2016-07-06 20:34:04 UTC

so that's something

2016-07-06 20:34:06 UTC

seems like the best job

2016-07-06 20:34:12 UTC

the porn bits were good yeah

2016-07-06 20:34:25 UTC

the girls were always really forthright about it, guys were always a bit sheepish

2016-07-06 20:34:45 UTC

"it says you're been watching Hot Babes UK on your phone, a premium text service"
"B-b-b-b-b"

2016-07-06 20:35:29 UTC

people who don't know about streaming porn sites pay Β£2-3 to get a 30 second clip texted to them

2016-07-06 20:35:30 UTC

I just don't get how one can be so stupid and click on porn pop ups

2016-07-06 20:35:34 UTC

and fap to that

2016-07-06 20:35:46 UTC

I could see every clip and when it was ordered

2016-07-06 20:36:06 UTC

I think it was an honest mistake, they do flash up fast on phones

2016-07-06 20:36:13 UTC

or drag along to cover your finger

2016-07-06 20:36:17 UTC

it happens

2016-07-06 20:36:58 UTC

it happened enough with pornhub in particular that I think they do some trickery

2016-07-06 20:37:13 UTC

I've only seen those who make your phone vibrate a Max and say YOU HAVE A VIRUS

2016-07-06 20:37:27 UTC

yeah I had a few of those too

2016-07-06 20:37:31 UTC

O2 was my favourite job

2016-07-06 20:37:39 UTC

I'd go back if I could

2016-07-06 20:37:49 UTC

most of it was just reading people their bill

2016-07-06 20:38:13 UTC

did they fire you?

2016-07-06 20:38:19 UTC

I was a temp

2016-07-06 20:38:27 UTC

but out of... 35 people, 4 were left including me

2016-07-06 20:38:31 UTC

so it was always coming

2016-07-06 20:38:51 UTC

Oh

2016-07-06 20:38:52 UTC

I was one of the few people who didn't snort coke in the toilets or fall asleep at the desk

2016-07-06 20:39:08 UTC

lel one girl got fired in training and went mental, running around screaming, smashing glass

2016-07-06 20:39:11 UTC

it was brilliant

2016-07-06 20:39:23 UTC

shower of faggots they got in

2016-07-06 20:39:32 UTC

Rofl

2016-07-06 20:39:47 UTC

I came in drunk one day

2016-07-06 20:39:51 UTC

I'll tell that story another time

2016-07-06 20:39:52 UTC

Mao

2016-07-06 20:40:01 UTC

tell me about your analytics

2016-07-06 20:40:05 UTC

do you have Lithuanian autist?

2016-07-06 20:40:16 UTC

Never noticed it

2016-07-06 20:40:26 UTC

But I think I have downboater

2016-07-06 20:40:28 UTC

Maybe him

2016-07-06 20:40:37 UTC

I'll tell you how to check if you want

2016-07-06 20:40:48 UTC

I think he has a bot

2016-07-06 20:41:10 UTC

It was only a few vids, whatever

2016-07-06 20:41:30 UTC

it got really severe for me, I dropped off search and got buried because of i

2016-07-06 20:41:31 UTC

it*

2016-07-06 20:42:40 UTC

not like it matters, these are videos for /csg/

2016-07-06 20:42:50 UTC

but still annoying

2016-07-06 20:43:55 UTC

WHAT FUCKING PARENT HAS THEIR 1 YO KID IM THE SUBWAY ON A FUCKING WEDNSDAY NIGHT 11PM

2016-07-06 20:44:19 UTC

maybe they're escaping migrant infested Sweden

2016-07-06 20:44:22 UTC

ofc it was an uncivilised third worlder

2016-07-06 20:44:39 UTC

banan

2016-07-06 20:46:44 UTC

I should make a video tomorrow

2016-07-06 20:47:16 UTC

tfw nothing inspiring to review

2016-07-06 20:47:28 UTC

how do you do it @Phatique

2016-07-06 20:47:35 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/200352068332945419/60ccfa1b1f256474e29c157075cf3b0f.png

2016-07-06 20:48:11 UTC

the amount of work required goes up with every video

2016-07-06 20:48:20 UTC

so I can't shit them out like before

2016-07-06 20:48:28 UTC

You just enter one of those chink site

2016-07-06 20:48:35 UTC

And buy shit

2016-07-06 20:48:42 UTC

Pop pills

2016-07-06 20:48:45 UTC

And review

2016-07-06 20:48:45 UTC

Yeah, I just don't know how to make it interesting

2016-07-06 20:48:46 UTC

should i do non-chink videos while the caneeda post are on strike

2016-07-06 20:48:55 UTC

Review weed

2016-07-06 20:49:01 UTC

PILLS MAN

2016-07-06 20:49:03 UTC

PILLS

2016-07-06 20:49:18 UTC

"this shit i bought off a skinny white man at a bus stop seems to get me high"

2016-07-06 20:49:29 UTC

*OUTRO*

2016-07-06 20:49:32 UTC

m8, I've seen the trailer park boys post-show weed coverage

2016-07-06 20:49:36 UTC

they go in-depth

2016-07-06 20:49:48 UTC

yeah but they have strains and shit

2016-07-06 20:50:00 UTC

I don't have a dealer good enough to verify quality and shit

2016-07-06 20:50:01 UTC

get on the deep web and get some exotic shit

2016-07-06 20:50:12 UTC

fam

2016-07-06 20:50:13 UTC

canada post

2016-07-06 20:50:29 UTC

you're forgetting unless it's throught a courier i cannot get things from the internet

2016-07-06 20:50:43 UTC

>inb4 some guy stealth bobsleds you some pills

2016-07-06 20:51:05 UTC

>buying pills when i can just get them perscribed

2016-07-06 20:51:09 UTC

who /ativan/ here

2016-07-06 20:51:09 UTC

B O B S L E D
O
B
S
L
E
D

2016-07-06 20:51:22 UTC

Here's my options

2016-07-06 20:52:02 UTC

Review Mitu phone stand (yawn)
Review Ugreen HDMI to VGA converter (yawn)
Review programmable USB fan (not much to say)

2016-07-06 20:52:18 UTC

I have all the $0.10 stuff but that was memed to death in the general

2016-07-06 20:52:43 UTC

the fan has some interesting chink software

2016-07-06 20:52:46 UTC

Review the egg separator

2016-07-06 20:52:54 UTC

oh yeah

2016-07-06 20:53:01 UTC

x220 review?

2016-07-06 20:53:09 UTC

y/n

2016-07-06 20:53:26 UTC

you'll need to do it like Rossmann

2016-07-06 20:53:30 UTC

as based as possible

2016-07-06 20:53:46 UTC

although I lost respect for him after his stunt a few days ago

2016-07-06 20:54:03 UTC

was that a stunt tho

2016-07-06 20:54:07 UTC

i feel like it was genuine

2016-07-06 20:54:18 UTC

>genuine
>anything on youtube

2016-07-06 20:54:31 UTC

even those prank videos are all fake

2016-07-06 20:54:50 UTC

but if you put an x220 next to a consumer laptop

2016-07-06 20:54:56 UTC

and show how much better it is

2016-07-06 20:54:59 UTC

that'll be fun

2016-07-06 20:55:48 UTC

like show how indestructible it is

2016-07-06 20:56:19 UTC

i mean

2016-07-06 20:56:26 UTC

this one hasn't smashed yet

2016-07-06 20:56:49 UTC

I'll review the meme fan

2016-07-06 20:56:53 UTC

and the egg separator

2016-07-06 20:57:33 UTC

does anyone have the angry wojak?

2016-07-06 20:57:58 UTC

I have better wojak

2016-07-06 20:58:04 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/200354706990563328/1441924404451.jpg

2016-07-06 20:58:14 UTC

become free from the anger

2016-07-06 20:58:22 UTC

i need the angry one for a shitpost

2016-07-06 20:58:23 UTC

DELET THIS

2016-07-06 20:58:26 UTC

t. chink govt

2016-07-06 20:59:00 UTC

[webcam spying intensifies]

2016-07-06 21:00:23 UTC

can someone explain to me why vga to vga to my shitty free monitor was making massive overscan but hdmi to vga gives a really pure signal?

2016-07-06 21:00:26 UTC

it's all the same shit isn't it?

2016-07-06 21:01:01 UTC

I could see the monitor refresh it was happening so slowly

2016-07-06 21:01:17 UTC

this is like chink magic

2016-07-06 21:01:26 UTC

maybe the cable thats shit

2016-07-06 21:01:33 UTC

I'm using the same cable

2016-07-06 21:01:37 UTC

just into the converter

2016-07-06 21:01:53 UTC

ok wtf

2016-07-06 21:01:54 UTC

I was using integrated gfx though

2016-07-06 21:01:56 UTC

maybe that's it

2016-07-06 21:02:05 UTC

coming out of r9 290 now

2016-07-06 21:02:21 UTC

How was your shift?

2016-07-06 21:02:29 UTC

wot shift?

2016-07-06 21:02:36 UTC

oh do you mean mao?

2016-07-06 21:02:55 UTC

oh my shift

2016-07-06 21:03:01 UTC

Yes

2016-07-06 21:03:15 UTC

got a lot of money for 11Β½ hours

2016-07-06 21:03:20 UTC

Nice

2016-07-06 21:03:24 UTC

but I lost my mi band :/

2016-07-06 21:03:28 UTC

it plopped out

2016-07-06 21:03:33 UTC

during one of my bike rides

2016-07-06 21:03:34 UTC

loadsemoney buys a mi band 2

2016-07-06 21:03:58 UTC

ye I want the 2 and I bought it on a gaybest flash sale for 14$ anyway

2016-07-06 21:04:06 UTC

Lucas may have thrown his teddy out of the pram and gone home but I admit his Moto 360 looked really sexy

2016-07-06 21:04:08 UTC

but mi band 2 is selling for pure jew prices atm

2016-07-06 21:04:11 UTC

gonna wsait a bit

2016-07-06 21:04:15 UTC

saw it cheap in a shop in town kind of wanted it

2016-07-06 21:04:48 UTC

would prefer an actual watch to an autism band

2016-07-06 21:04:48 UTC

That expression is a new one for me

2016-07-06 21:04:56 UTC

Same

2016-07-06 21:05:21 UTC

Would also make dank dials, though it's a bit borked for my complicated ideas

2016-07-06 21:06:10 UTC

mi band 2 is a watgch

2016-07-06 21:06:16 UTC

actruarurary

2016-07-06 21:06:26 UTC

yeah but it still looks like an escaped from the mental hospital wristband

2016-07-06 21:06:35 UTC

I'm not a fan of the design

2016-07-06 21:06:37 UTC

it does y

2016-07-06 21:06:58 UTC

wester white piggu smart watches however

2016-07-06 21:07:07 UTC

are being sold for EXTREME JEWERY

2016-07-06 21:07:12 UTC

wew

2016-07-06 21:07:16 UTC

they cost like 160$

2016-07-06 21:07:20 UTC

what the actualy fuck

2016-07-06 21:07:20 UTC

I saw the first gen 360 for Β£40 locally

2016-07-06 21:07:22 UTC

which isn't bad

2016-07-06 21:07:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/200357066672439298/wuhwee.jpg

2016-07-06 21:07:41 UTC

**buys $8000 watch**

2016-07-06 21:07:42 UTC

condolences storm

2016-07-06 21:07:52 UTC

maybe pay your postmen better tbh

2016-07-06 21:07:54 UTC

new video intro while i review shit i already have

2016-07-06 21:08:00 UTC

it has nothing to do with me

2016-07-06 21:08:07 UTC

i pay my 13% sales tax

2016-07-06 21:08:24 UTC

>13% "taxes"

2016-07-06 21:08:26 UTC

lfmao

2016-07-06 21:08:45 UTC

literally you should read the list of demands the union has

2016-07-06 21:08:49 UTC

it's nonsense

2016-07-06 21:08:57 UTC

they're paid just fine

2016-07-06 21:09:10 UTC

I think posties should get more in general tbh, even here

2016-07-06 21:09:17 UTC

they have such a massively increased workload

2016-07-06 21:09:26 UTC

mine used to be able to walk around happily doing their jobs

2016-07-06 21:09:33 UTC

now they have to wear shorts and sprint it all

2016-07-06 21:09:50 UTC

they dont get bikes or minicars?

2016-07-06 21:10:05 UTC

they get dropped off at a location then do the whole thing

2016-07-06 21:10:13 UTC

posties work sections of the city

2016-07-06 21:10:27 UTC

ours have cars and good wages and don't even have to go door to door

2016-07-06 21:10:32 UTC

and they want more

2016-07-06 21:10:59 UTC

>people buying things online 10000% more
>UK post service still acting like it's 2005

2016-07-06 21:11:05 UTC

most unions are not cancer, however PILOT UNIONS

2016-07-06 21:11:07 UTC

are fucking

2016-07-06 21:11:12 UTC

degenerate

2016-07-06 21:11:13 UTC

as fuck

2016-07-06 21:11:28 UTC

Duktig arbetare

2016-07-06 21:11:44 UTC

pilots can getr paid more than

2016-07-06 21:11:49 UTC

the fucking engineers making the planes

2016-07-06 21:11:51 UTC

@s3bbe I'm in the process of selling vidya degeneracy to buy what we talked about

2016-07-06 21:11:57 UTC

and they still go on strike time to time

2016-07-06 21:12:14 UTC

engineers are too autistic to strike

2016-07-06 21:12:26 UTC

Nice dude

2016-07-06 21:12:31 UTC

What vidya

2016-07-06 21:12:53 UTC

Wii U and games, flight stick I have, 360 fightstick for street fighter

2016-07-06 21:13:19 UTC

all engineers I've met have been the most socially maljusted people ever

2016-07-06 21:13:22 UTC

I don't know what it is

2016-07-06 21:13:23 UTC

last pilot union demand was that the flight company should pay for extremly expensive brand shoes/shirts/jackets etc

2016-07-06 21:13:28 UTC

but they're masively autistic to a person

2016-07-06 21:13:29 UTC

if they want it

2016-07-06 21:13:31 UTC

like wtfg

2016-07-06 21:13:55 UTC

>pilots
>charismatic
>put their lives on the line
>chads with good reflexes
>get the bitches and get their /fa/

2016-07-06 21:14:13 UTC

>charismatic

2016-07-06 21:14:15 UTC

>engineers
>30 year old virgins
>get paid massively but still can't make eye contact
>smell

2016-07-06 21:14:30 UTC

they say hi when you get on a plane

2016-07-06 21:14:47 UTC

Aspiring pilots are getting cucked though

2016-07-06 21:14:50 UTC

got to speak on that intercom too m8

2016-07-06 21:14:59 UTC

"You need xxx hours of flight experience for this job"

2016-07-06 21:15:08 UTC

>can't get a job before having flown enough

2016-07-06 21:15:20 UTC

>can't fly because not enough experience

2016-07-06 21:15:23 UTC

>Islamic guy who used to bully me in high school managed to become an international pilot

2016-07-06 21:15:39 UTC

How they let a guy literally called "Islam Muhammad" become a pilot

2016-07-06 21:15:39 UTC

So they pay like $10k to get to fly

2016-07-06 21:15:51 UTC

Each flight

2016-07-06 21:16:02 UTC

Yeah it's a rich man's career choice

2016-07-06 21:16:03 UTC

I mean I guess they earn it back later

2016-07-06 21:16:07 UTC

like the Iron Maiden singer

2016-07-06 21:16:24 UTC

dad grilled asado, chorizo and mom made potato gratin today

2016-07-06 21:16:33 UTC

living with parents ❀

2016-07-06 21:16:42 UTC

today was mom's spaghetti

2016-07-06 21:16:47 UTC

if you were flying somewhere and your pilot introduced himself as Islam Muhammad

2016-07-06 21:16:51 UTC

would you get off the plane?

2016-07-06 21:16:52 UTC

!help

2016-07-06 21:16:52 UTC

@Stickmakerman, **Commands**
```!blacklist, !clean, !clear, !disconnect, !id, !joinserver, !listids, !np, !pause, !perms, !play, !pldump, !queue, !restart, !resume, !search, !setavatar, !setname, !setnick, !shuffle, !shutdown, !skip, !summon, !volume```https://github.com/SexualRhinoceros/MusicBot/wiki/Commands-list

2016-07-06 21:16:58 UTC

!restart

2016-07-06 21:16:58 UTC

```
You don't have permission to use that command.
Reason: This command is not enabled for your group (Default).
```

2016-07-06 21:17:02 UTC

!restart

2016-07-06 21:17:02 UTC

:wave:

2016-07-06 21:17:16 UTC

!play smash shady spaghetti

2016-07-06 21:17:28 UTC

>admin again
this is suffering

2016-07-06 21:17:34 UTC

I would ask him if the destonation is new york

2016-07-06 21:18:00 UTC

>ney york

2016-07-06 21:18:11 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/200359769087803393/unknown.png

2016-07-06 21:18:19 UTC

oy vey goyim knows about edit

2016-07-06 21:18:22 UTC

shit it down comfy

2016-07-06 21:18:25 UTC

shut*

2016-07-06 21:18:32 UTC

IM SO FUCKING BAD AT TYPING HOLY SHIT

619,580 total messages. Viewing 250 per page.
Prev | Page 186/2479 | Next