my mum still had the parent lock on

at her place

I have a 500gb external for my porn

so I rarely use streaming sites anyway

>500gb downloaded porn

Damn

A lot of it is rare, I'm reluctant to trim it back

this was posted 4 hours ago

You wouldn't happen to be from Lithuania would you? 😃

)))

I contacted youtube about it

because whoever it is has been escalating it day on day

do you have the Lithuanian autist, Mao?

oh Mao when I worked for Sky I had people call in to remove the lock

and at O2 I had girls calling in complaining about charges from them watching porn

if you click a pop up ad on your phone it autocharges you to your bill

nothing we could do, we had to direct them to Big Papi Penises or whatever

an elderly lady got busted for it once

her son called in and demanded to know why £20 was on her bill, I looked, "adult services" all incurred at 1-2am in the morning

"ARE YOU TELLING ME MY 50 YEAR OLD MOTHER WATCHES PORN?"

LFMA9LO

she got her money back, I had to be in the middle between the porn company and them

so that's something

seems like the best job

the porn bits were good yeah

the girls were always really forthright about it, guys were always a bit sheepish

"it says you're been watching Hot Babes UK on your phone, a premium text service"
"B-b-b-b-b"

people who don't know about streaming porn sites pay £2-3 to get a 30 second clip texted to them

I just don't get how one can be so stupid and click on porn pop ups

and fap to that

I could see every clip and when it was ordered

I think it was an honest mistake, they do flash up fast on phones

or drag along to cover your finger

it happens

it happened enough with pornhub in particular that I think they do some trickery

I've only seen those who make your phone vibrate a Max and say YOU HAVE A VIRUS

yeah I had a few of those too

O2 was my favourite job

I'd go back if I could

most of it was just reading people their bill

did they fire you?

I was a temp

but out of... 35 people, 4 were left including me

so it was always coming

Oh

I was one of the few people who didn't snort coke in the toilets or fall asleep at the desk

lel one girl got fired in training and went mental, running around screaming, smashing glass

it was brilliant

shower of faggots they got in

Rofl

I came in drunk one day

I'll tell that story another time

Mao

tell me about your analytics

do you have Lithuanian autist?

Never noticed it

But I think I have downboater

Maybe him

I'll tell you how to check if you want

I think he has a bot

It was only a few vids, whatever

it got really severe for me, I dropped off search and got buried because of i

it*

not like it matters, these are videos for /csg/

but still annoying

WHAT FUCKING PARENT HAS THEIR 1 YO KID IM THE SUBWAY ON A FUCKING WEDNSDAY NIGHT 11PM

maybe they're escaping migrant infested Sweden

ofc it was an uncivilised third worlder

banan

I should make a video tomorrow

tfw nothing inspiring to review

how do you do it @Phatique

the amount of work required goes up with every video

so I can't shit them out like before

You just enter one of those chink site

And buy shit

Pop pills

And review

Yeah, I just don't know how to make it interesting

should i do non-chink videos while the caneeda post are on strike

Review weed

PILLS MAN

PILLS

"this shit i bought off a skinny white man at a bus stop seems to get me high"

*OUTRO*

m8, I've seen the trailer park boys post-show weed coverage

they go in-depth

yeah but they have strains and shit

I don't have a dealer good enough to verify quality and shit

get on the deep web and get some exotic shit

fam

canada post

you're forgetting unless it's throught a courier i cannot get things from the internet

>inb4 some guy stealth bobsleds you some pills

>buying pills when i can just get them perscribed

who /ativan/ here

B O B S L E D
O
B
S
L
E
D

Here's my options

Review Mitu phone stand (yawn)
Review Ugreen HDMI to VGA converter (yawn)
Review programmable USB fan (not much to say)

I have all the $0.10 stuff but that was memed to death in the general

the fan has some interesting chink software

Review the egg separator

oh yeah

x220 review?

y/n

you'll need to do it like Rossmann

as based as possible

although I lost respect for him after his stunt a few days ago

was that a stunt tho

i feel like it was genuine

>genuine
>anything on youtube

even those prank videos are all fake

but if you put an x220 next to a consumer laptop

and show how much better it is

that'll be fun

like show how indestructible it is

i mean

this one hasn't smashed yet

I'll review the meme fan

and the egg separator

does anyone have the angry wojak?

I have better wojak

become free from the anger

i need the angry one for a shitpost

DELET THIS

t. chink govt

[webcam spying intensifies]

can someone explain to me why vga to vga to my shitty free monitor was making massive overscan but hdmi to vga gives a really pure signal?

it's all the same shit isn't it?

I could see the monitor refresh it was happening so slowly

this is like chink magic

maybe the cable thats shit

I'm using the same cable

just into the converter

ok wtf

I was using integrated gfx though

maybe that's it

coming out of r9 290 now

How was your shift?

wot shift?

oh do you mean mao?

oh my shift

Yes

got a lot of money for 11½ hours

Nice

but I lost my mi band :/

it plopped out

during one of my bike rides

loadsemoney buys a mi band 2

ye I want the 2 and I bought it on a gaybest flash sale for 14$ anyway

Lucas may have thrown his teddy out of the pram and gone home but I admit his Moto 360 looked really sexy

but mi band 2 is selling for pure jew prices atm

gonna wsait a bit

saw it cheap in a shop in town kind of wanted it

would prefer an actual watch to an autism band

That expression is a new one for me

Same

Would also make dank dials, though it's a bit borked for my complicated ideas

http://thenextweb.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/1/files/2014/06/IMG_8715.jpg

mi band 2 is a watgch

actruarurary

yeah but it still looks like an escaped from the mental hospital wristband

I'm not a fan of the design

it does y

wester white piggu smart watches however

are being sold for EXTREME JEWERY

wew

they cost like 160$

what the actualy fuck

I saw the first gen 360 for £40 locally

which isn't bad

**buys $8000 watch**

condolences storm

maybe pay your postmen better tbh

new video intro while i review shit i already have

it has nothing to do with me

i pay my 13% sales tax

>13% "taxes"

lfmao

literally you should read the list of demands the union has

it's nonsense

they're paid just fine

I think posties should get more in general tbh, even here

they have such a massively increased workload

mine used to be able to walk around happily doing their jobs

now they have to wear shorts and sprint it all

they dont get bikes or minicars?

they get dropped off at a location then do the whole thing

posties work sections of the city

ours have cars and good wages and don't even have to go door to door

and they want more

>people buying things online 10000% more
>UK post service still acting like it's 2005

most unions are not cancer, however PILOT UNIONS

are fucking

degenerate

as fuck

Duktig arbetare

pilots can getr paid more than

the fucking engineers making the planes

@s3bbe I'm in the process of selling vidya degeneracy to buy what we talked about

and they still go on strike time to time

engineers are too autistic to strike

Nice dude

What vidya

Wii U and games, flight stick I have, 360 fightstick for street fighter

all engineers I've met have been the most socially maljusted people ever

I don't know what it is

last pilot union demand was that the flight company should pay for extremly expensive brand shoes/shirts/jackets etc

but they're masively autistic to a person

if they want it

like wtfg

>pilots
>charismatic
>put their lives on the line
>chads with good reflexes
>get the bitches and get their /fa/

>charismatic

>engineers
>30 year old virgins
>get paid massively but still can't make eye contact
>smell

they say hi when you get on a plane

Aspiring pilots are getting cucked though

got to speak on that intercom too m8

"You need xxx hours of flight experience for this job"

>can't get a job before having flown enough

>can't fly because not enough experience

>Islamic guy who used to bully me in high school managed to become an international pilot

How they let a guy literally called "Islam Muhammad" become a pilot

So they pay like $10k to get to fly

Each flight

Yeah it's a rich man's career choice

I mean I guess they earn it back later

like the Iron Maiden singer

dad grilled asado, chorizo and mom made potato gratin today

living with parents ❤

today was mom's spaghetti

if you were flying somewhere and your pilot introduced himself as Islam Muhammad

would you get off the plane?

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!play smash shady spaghetti

>admin again
this is suffering

I would ask him if the destonation is new york

>ney york

oy vey goyim knows about edit

shit it down comfy

shut*

IM SO FUCKING BAD AT TYPING HOLY SHIT