Just had a notification from an AliExpress seller that my order has shipped <:chink:323022148870602752>

From here

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/gently-caress-my-tight-ass/32822368790.html

Fallen for the Spinfit meme

Why not just normal ones?

spinfits are better

opinion detected

Shilling something expensive

I could get 100 for those 5$

no you couldnt

Yeah I could

And I get to keep 2$

Apparently the ones he listed have some kind of layer in them that makes them comfier. I just have my doubts that that makes them worth the cost of s decent ish pair of chinkshit buds

Just use foamies 🅱ro

does Soundmagic qualify as chinkshit

taiwan is still chinks, right

I can never Buy a Xiaomi Phone since there is always something better coming out

Help

@Frederica Bernkastel Taiwan is not Chink

Looks like Chinese, speaks like chinese

Taiwan is chink

Taiwan is part of the PRC

@Loki44 u wot m8

1. Reply "A" for the links to take part in the promotion. (In this case, please also tell us your ideas about your received order)

Ideas about received order?

a 32GB memory is enough right for the RS-97?

is macau chinks

technically yes

former portuguese colony. has a lot of casinos now.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Egg-Vibrator-Sex-Toys-for-Woman-Mini-Bullet-Vibrator-Vibrating-Dildo-Massager-Female-Sex-Toy-Hot/32812589158.html

Damn

That's cheap

Yeah no thx

Uhm what?????

<:chink:323022148870602752>

lol

spinfits and generic ""silicone"" tips are definitely not the same thing

Think 1l rice cookers enough for one person?

Depends, pressure or "open" cooker.
Max rice 1l or max water 1l?

No idea it's one of those mini rice cookers on ali

why

just get one locally

1L Mini Rice Cooker Electric rice cooker Electric cooker pot 12V 24V 110V 220V mini electric cooker travel For home/Car/Truck
1L Mini Rice Cooker Electric rice cooker Electric cooker pot 12V 24V 110V 220V mini electric cooker travel For home/Car/Truck
http://s.aliexpress.com/zMnIria2?fromSns=Discord

There aren't any close to me

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1vjESX7OWBuNjSsppq6xPgpXa9/1L-Mini-Rice-Cooker-Electric-rice-cooker-Electric-cooker-pot-12V-24V-110V-220V-mini-electric.jpg

Why did they put a fire there?

That's why i like the chinks

Anyway, where you from Ayin?

Are you telling me you don't absolutely love the burnt rice on the bottom

I'm in Denmark

Is ok, but I'm just imagining smoked rice now

@Sdeck37 that's actual part of the product

for when it catches on fire

kek

Check out a Korean/Japanese Shop in the next major city, they usually got some you can look at and see for yourself if it's enough.
If it's too expensive you can still order them online after

That's the thing

There's nothing close and going to a major city is a hassle

Well it's 25bucks

Might as well go for it

Tfw ordered cables on 09.02 and they just arrived

Chink Magic

11 days wew

>tfw chinkshit buyers are making the poor fucks work 24/7 365 days a year

TFW last chink shit purchase was in january

TFW last chink shit purchase was in December

The qkz x41m lasted me 3 months with heavy abuse

Chinkshit is for loving, not abuse, fren

🙏

@kontroll how does it feel to get raped by postnord soon?

Like warm lingdonberry pie

https://youtu.be/75AXINUL47g <:thenk:329322130804047872>

>checking led on a chinklight I got for a dollar
>accidently blinded myself
Damn these things got good

Have a link to it? I need a new bright flashlight

The damn plating they use on the board as connectors is tarnished and peeling which i think is what is causing the problem

nitecore tube <:alismirk:230784726615588865> @Shriek

danke schon

@Shriek not sure what it is, I'm used to bulb flashlights so I'm probably just easily impressed

ah okay

just get a blf gt tbh

welcome to the 2018 @johnfrum

@Shriek its a u king triple A light not sure which one

and yeah i know i used bulb maglite for long long time

my first flashlight was a maglite solitaire

i cant remember whether it was bulb or not

OK, thank you for all the torch recommendations

❤

I dont recc this one, tinning came preoxidized and is causing the light to be dim/ flicker

Cree seems to have better QC and is only a dollar more

wew

gotcha.

I like solid construction

Better to buy once and have it last longer

what is BLF GTs option but FLOOD

just HSPA light ?

think "pocket sun" and "thermonuclear dynamo in your backbag"

Dx70

Or the astrolux equivalent f

dx80 i mean

http://budgetlightforum.com/node/57417

id prob go for that instead

led arrangement makes it more practical

and should be in the same ballpark of lumens

and have quite a bit more thrwo

saying that i wouldnt get a dx80

QC issues with it

hmm is 12.99 for ganzo g704 a good deal?

lemme see if theres a coupon for it

there seems to be yea

that's after the discount

oh yeah

seems decent

i was wondering about the knaifu itself

whether it's light enough to carry everywhere

I mean, the body is nice and solid and the switch is solid, actually that might be some kind of melted plastic I can kind of scrape it? When i get home I'll use a cottton swab with some acetone to see if that fixes anything.

how easy it is to unfold it?

Sorry, was talking about a long dead convo about pen light.

ooh

kek

Fucking discord scrolling

ye that light looks bad

discord is utter trash

@g o a t z looks like there are a bunch of video reviews

oh right i forgot yt existed

havent used it for like 5 years

wew

https://youtu.be/TYCLDqSqEzs looks like its a little bit stiff but you should be able to flick it with one hand

also lol at this packaging

(not mine)

http://oi65.tinypic.com/2eapds9.jpg

http://oi65.tinypic.com/n2hp2p.jpg

for blf gt

jesus

anyone know where I might be able to source a replacement ribbon cable for a corsair k60?

email corsair

isnt the k60 like 8 years old at this point

yeah

yeah I guess your best bet would be to contact corsair

to at least find out what cable they used

are you having problems with the cable that goes from the kb to the pc?

reee xiaomi hurry the fuck up with the mi mix 2s

i want a new phone

no it's the membrane kinda cable that connects to the keyboard's PCB

Buy s9<:alismirk:230784726615588865> <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

i can't buy a s9 either yet

i was actually considering an s8 a few months back

S8 can be picked up for €500ish

yeah but why would i buy one now with new gen on the horizon

Because the s8 is the most supported phones ever

Works with everything including Google products such as daydream

Also the s9 is considered an upgrade not a next gen product according to Samsung

It's the 1000 dollans s9+ that changes some things

I am waiting for the next of the next gen

😂😂😂😂

S8

>good

Get out you x fool

Works as a charm

More like most shit phone I ever owned

You sure?

Do I need to post box at home

You bought the s8?

Stop shilling rajeesh

And you say it's bad?

I tried using someone's iphone x for 3 hours and holy shit it's sucks

The gesture thing is what keeps me off from buying an x

I used s8 for 5 months and holy shit it sucked

What sucked?

I have ZERO problems with my EUROPEAN model

Did you get qualcucked?

No im european

Exynoss

950f?

Yeet

So tell me how bad is it?

It's one of the best phones out of all the phones I could ever experience

The screen itself is already amazing just to buy it

Its lagiest pos i have ever owned

Literal chink shit

Those sweet 70ms response times 😩😩👌👌

Hey you heard of the word "optimize" it

Literally you are better buying chink shit phone than that pos

Stop shilling it here Rajeesh

It doesn't lag on mine bro

what kind of response times are you talking about <:thenk:329322130804047872>

oh just lag?

Rajesh you need to take the phone and set it up

You can't just take it out of the box and install apps

?

What does one optimize ?

Well everything

Animation speeds

The launcher

you need to install all the touchwiz apps <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

>rajeesh shilling his shitty overpriced phone in <#189466684938125312>

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Enjoy your gookphone x

>>>/r/android

no but really what does one need to optimise

Thanks its best phone I have owned

@Julian You need to DOWNLOAD PAJEET APP 9000

Dont you understand

I've only had the first galaxy

And that was ok

There is link in xdas

Bro it doesn't lag at all

@Smile 4 Jannah#6675 T. Posted from custom tapatalk app for android by rajeesh

Sorry if I have a slow response. I'm typing this on my S8 and it's laggy

>500quid flagship phone
>"You gotta optimise it, dude"
enjoy your autistic emojis

I can compare input lag side by side against my iphone x 😂😂😂😂

Stop shilling your shitty ”””flagship””” in <#189466684938125312> you are better off buying literal chink shit phone

can you compare the audio jack quality?

ohwait

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

@Julian by using bluetooth for everything

Its 2018

and BT is still shit and insecure

i agree

oh yeah I love paying for downgrades

and removal of features

<:aliOK:251417852156837888>

Bluetooth works fine for me

>insecure

at least "BT" all meme has given more fuel for my hobby

Literally if you are audiophile kys

this ^ tho

Imgur doesn't support 60fps reee

remember kids range of human hearing is 20 Hz to 20 kHz

^

TFW you cant hear anything like you used to back when you were 8

LIFE JUST AINT THE SAME

How is bluetooth insecure though

I would like to see some information

throwing out basic bluejack and bluebugging stuff

there is still some left

But anyways just buy literal chink shit phones instead of samsung ”flagships”

more of annoyment than anything on those tho

I can run 5 apps without lag how the fuck is your s8 lagging

tho i think most of shitty mobile devices are still vulnerable against blueborne

<:pepewot:327934404234313739>

Apple is only company worth buying flagship from at all

No

Yes

Enjoy literal shitware

https://www.armis.com/blueborne/ @fedora

Sure thing bud

You are a sheep to a company

Beta tester