hey guys

i rather just buy fake chink one than pay 110e from apple

tbh

any suggestions for an old school phone that's durable

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talking about buttons n shit, it's for my dad

@z3rk new nokia 3310

this tbh

I already told him about the new nokia 3310

but he keeps looking at those like super durable waterproof phones

I have an old Sony Ericsson K750 still lying around. Thing is built like a tank. Far moreso than the memed Nokia imo.

@z3rk Just get him a waterproof one, and a belt clip

Get him a modern Nokia feature phone that isn't the 3310, they're better value

>belt clip

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found it for cheaper

We're going full dad here

@s3bbe Cheers for mentioning that Decathlon store. I had no idea they existed, and it seems they have a bunch of shit I would have otherwise bought from Cheena..

he wants a flip phone

WHAT THE FUCk

okay any suggestions for a flip phone lmfao

in 2018

So he doesn't want anything durable. Gotcha.

get the $$ android samsung one :^)

On a scale of yes to yes how much pussy does your father get? Also flip phones tend to be less durable as is the nature of the hinge

i have no idea

he is used to his flip phone i guess

there's literally no reason for him not to get a durable one

or the nokia 3310

they're far more practical even

Get him a razr knockoff

doesnt samsung make smart flip phones

i have come to report back about my chinkshit shoes

I posted here like some weeks ago about me trying out some shitty shoes, see what they're like

show pics

@fedora yes

this is what was advertised

and that is the color I bought

get one of those samsung flip phones then

i kinda want one

just to be cool

@HeatPhoenix how do you use them

i dont think there is huge market for flip phones in 2018

shitty phone camera

samsung appreantly make the best flip/dumb phones now

but it looks pretty good, really

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Samsung-Convoy-4-B690-Blue-Verizon-Rugged-Flip-Cell-Phone-WATER-PROOF-w-GSM/122916021583?epid=937175474&hash=item1c9e5da54f:g:vK8AAOSw~jNZX7Yr

rugggeeddd

those do look good

they smell more awful than anything else i've ever experienced and i think catching a whiff of it gave me a headache for the rest of the day. But I just put them outside for the night (it didn't rain) and they're fine now

link pls

https://www.wish.com/c/58e8a30dbe290f1e3036958a there's cheaper store entries on the same site

@HeatPhoenix do you just walk around the city with them?

how warm are they?

just search for the title and you'll get other entries, always look at the shipping costs too. But I got mine for under 20 (with coupon %20 off first order)

they're fairly warm. You can feel they're not 200 dollar real deal jimmy choo shit

but i walked around in them a bit

and they feel good

size is also as described (i got eu size 42)

@johnfrum yeah just casual shoe wear

if these last me around a year I'd call it a good deal, probably getting the gray ones too. Just because I like them

tempting

Are they impregnable or is the the fabric too thin?

i think the fabric would probably absorb water fairly easily, I haven't done extensive testing but I wouldn't wear these out in the snow

@Sdeck37 If they soak water they can soak silicone

spending $20 on shoes

really makes me walk

@HeatPhoenix wait you expect your shoes to only last you a year?

shoes that cost 15 bucks?

yeah

i usually just get shoes locally

for like

100 bucks? on sale? whatever strikes my fancy, I ain't rich (or else I wouldn't be here) and they last a year or two. I walk a lot

Go to Hanoi and have custom chukkas made for $60 instead

point is: these are pretty fucking good for 15 bucks

What's a ticket to hanoi tho? 🤔

Probably like 200 on the off season if youre in europe

anyway, I'll let you guys know if the soles fall off and it spontaneously combusts next week

isnt it a pain to go to vietnam if oyur american lol

@HeatPhoenix are you the same heatphoenix making the MMBN fan game

i think its like 150$ for a visa

I dont really see the point in investing that much into shoes since I have fucked protruding heals and I wear through really nice pairs in a span of months 😦

I'd be impressed if they spontaniously combust to be honest

nvm 25$

not sure whree i read that

@Julian Go to vietnam, fuck some whores and biy some custom shoes

@Matthew yes

you've discovered me in my most vulnerable position: buying cheap chinese shoes

Gotta be comfy when you're making a dank game

Keep up the good work, friendo. MMBN is my favorite GBA series

Thanks man, you see the latest video? Some new gameplay and stuff

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@Julian more reason to get customs shoes which would actually fit you
Not very chinky though, and getting it in HK wouldn't be cheap

Can't imagine buying chink shoes tbh. They seem like something to splurge on, because if they're shitty, everything hurts, from your feet all the way up to your neck

they r alot cheaper tho

foot pain is worth the price

@Matthew I bought chinky shoes. Figured it was worth a shot.

They were ass.

I keep them unlaced by the front door now. Use them as kind of slippers to go fetch the mail.

Maybe if they were something you'd only wear for a short time, can't imagine wearing chink shoes for a whole day let alone every day

Aye.

Feels like whatever is inside of them, giving some sort of structural integrity, is merely cardboard.

best chink shoes r prob reps tbh

am i getting chinked

are they waiting untill my buyer protection ends

because its ending in couple of days

yes

just dispute that shit

i want a partial refund for a semi defective side mouse button

but idk how much to ask

ask for more than u expect lol

like $12 or some retarded shit

lmao

i kinda feel bad for the chinks tho

🤢

Shoot for the stars, then haggle down.

exactly

are we gonna ignore the seller calling himself soy sauce?

Sense of humor? Accident?

intention in hopes of being a popular meme that helps boost sales?

don't you want to buy something from soy sauce now?

I swear the customer service names are from a word generator sometimes

soy sauce is a professional chinese buisinessman

do not talk shit about him.

It is I

Your best friend

Lmaoing at poorfags bought 2 of them since I couldnt decide on color 🙂

@fedora
>buys iphone x
>gets chink cases for it

mate.

it even has that soft fabric inside

that real apple cases have

TIL gearbest doesn't have many miband 1 straps

outdated

where is my xiaomi subdermal implants

> hanging out in /csg/
> not owning glorious xiaomi redmeme

@Windatica The chink plastic chemicals will be with you always

in your heart
and liver
and kidneys
and blood

@BIRDzone were you interested in this one?

a long time ago

oh maybe

how much $

also what batteries

10$

AA

or 14500s for double brightness

good upgrade I'd say, here's my "old" flashlight i used to check under the car for leaks and rust

highest setting of the utorch, same exposure n shit

wouldn't be using the AA in it because its shit

imma wait for my convoy and if its small enough order another one or look for 14500 powered torch

meh

a 14500 and a charger would cost a lil bit

tfw liitokala 202 is literally 6 dollars

and add two batteries

and you're running 10

and it's the price of the torch

Are Chink Mouses worth the price

okay guys

my controller is pretty much rip from tryharding rocket league

any suggestions for a new one

main thing im looking for is quality, i don't really mind paying more

an actual xbawx or nogames controller

^

xbox one wireless controller for life

and I usually hate controllers

ive heard ppl prefer the 360 over the one controller tho

not me, I have both

so i can pretty much connect the xbox controller with any micro usb and it'll work right

soon as I got the One controller, the x360 went in a box

the switch controller works on PC and feels pretty good

also the wii u one, too and that one's cheap as fuck atm

i think i loved the ps4 controller

i had mixed feelings with it

but the quality of it felt really good

I just don't have enough games to use the controller on

I mostly prefer keyboard and mouse, and mostly play fps

soo

play fps with a controller!!

🤢

also @Cole my liitokala lii 402 should arrive tommorrow

u sure it wont set my apartament on fire?

good

haven't heard of liitokalas catching fire

want to be the first one? <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

my batteries needs to be rewrapped lmao

1) load it up with the cheapest 18650 you can find
2) let it charge for days and days

3) profit

I mean I don't leave any chinkshit chargers connected when I leave home

anyway I think liitokala were reviewed by that danish dude

yeah

the 202 had great reviews

so the 402 should be just as good

it auto detects the amperage it should charge at right

http://lygte-info.dk/review/Review%20Charger%20LiitoKala%20Lii-202%20UK.html

this nibba

that's the 202 but 402 is just 4 bays of the same

also has 2a charging

in the 4th slot i think

https://www.gearbest.com/chargers/pp_1199450.html isnt this better than the 402 tho

never seen that before

the best is Lii-500

i'd still pick nitecore d4 over the lii 500 th

tbh

if i was actually going for a good charger

and not something that will just charge my batteries

the one you linked only charges 9V. AA and AAA

oooh

ya okay then

if you wanna go for high end chargers, you want to find one that can measure the mah of your batteries

so you know if an older battery still has good capacity

so i asumme lii 500 and nitecore d4?

nitecore d series can't do that IIRC

lii 500 > d4

ooh

charges quicker

this

i hope the lii 402 wont eat my battery wraps

at least the remaning wrap that is on the batteries

MAYBE the Nitecore SC4 can do it

SC is their top end line

6A output

holy shit

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/100Pcs-Mixed-Cactus-Flower-Seeds-Sempervivum-Succulent-Seeds-Radiation-Absorptio-Bonsai-Plant-for-Home-Garden-Easy/32823051047.html?

weren't seeds supposed to be banned

these look hella cool

46 cents

why would they be banned?

am i missing something

@Big Meme big lied

gardens died

That's what the chinks said.

I got messages about Ali banning seeds.

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maybe this is remaining stock?

@z3rk your father is right, new 3310 is shit, not durable at all

Too expensive. They could have done a very good phone but they blew it

Best just buy 20 chink phones for next to nothing, and replace them as needed.

maybe its to create fake demand

muh scarce chink seeds

1% germination rate

You mean 0.1‰

‰ yourself

Big meme reports good germination rates

@johnfrum what are you accusing me of now?

no like 4 of my 5 lotus seeds germinated and are like 10 inches tall now

i have yet to have any of the seeds germinate but i only planted 2 packs like 3 days ago so it might be a biut longer

but the lotus worked which i was surprised about

Oh, nvm then