Sharks were useful

@Phatique don't think about getting birbs unless you have an avian vet nearby and also willing to buy a big cage

not a circular one either, those give them mental health issues

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM8aBESf8EI

Why do you know much about birds?

I own two

also @Phatique they need at LEAST two hours of time out of the cage and time spent socialising with you

so not you ignoring them

you interacting with them

socialising is very important to them a lot like dogs

our first bird Archie turned on her past owner because she got a new full time job and didn't bother interactng anymore

so Archie held a grudge and pecked the fuck out of her

we bring the bird in and she got a fresh start, very sweet and loving

so yeah, they look to you for companionship and they'll get depressed and angry if you're not there for them

I love birds, I'll totally be their bffs for 2 hours

A day

Or more

the more the better

look for hand reared birds

birds that are fed by humans and not other birds from birth naturally love humans

pet shop birds tend to be feral

one of ours is hand reared ,the other is wild raised

they're completely different

one loves humans and wants to be around them, the other is cautious and scared all the time

if all they've known is their bird parents then they'll never trust humans, it's pretty much like catching a seagull and bringing it into the house

hand reared are more expensive but they'll be inclined to want to be around you, which is nice

land on your shoulder and cuddle up etc

sorry, I like birds a lot, pretty knowledgable about them

ALSO both of ours were sold to us as boys but turned out to be girls, they do that because boys sing and learn songs to impress tha bitches

ask for a dna test proving the bird is male

males are calmer and more chill

our females fight all day long over non-existent male birds

female birds are territorial and have an attitude

kind of like female humans :^)

two male birds will bro out and be friends for life, females see each other as competition and beat the shit out of each other

where are you based in Sweden?

https://www.facebook.com/WPTSweden/

😂

Morning boyz

canadian morning

Stormzy

when you cum on a girl's face do you shout "YOU'VE BEEN STORMSPLURGED BITCH"?

or "GET READY TO BE SPLURGED"

what's your catchphrase?

He disappeared

😦

Probably "GO GO MY STURMTRUPPEN, BLITZKRIEG HER FACE!"

in the UK splurging is usually associated with cumming

so I can't see his name without imagining a little storm of jizz

Well

When I hear "wanka!", I think of a masturbating guy

But I guess that's not how it works for you guys, does it?

Wanker?

yeah we say that

as an insult

but you usually do the hand movement of wanking as you say it

you fokken WANKER

it still means wanking

like "having a wank"

Interesting

for me splurging is splurging a lot of money on something or splurging as in a huge load

so I imagine a load firing out of storm so large it becomes a storm splurge

wanker is quite colloquial and friendly these days

people here will say cheerfully they're off for a wank or they spent the whole weekend wanking off

I don't know why people think it's purely an insult with nothing to do with masturbating

wanker shouldnt really be an insult

its unhealthy to hold back

I don't know, it's fun to do the wanker thing at them

a lot of male insults involve phallic stuff

you're a dick, you're a knob

smeghead

langer

taking the piss

at the same time though, cunt, twat, arse

cunt isn't an insult in scotland really

unless you're really mad

people use it on friendly terms here

ma main cunt

people get pretty offended when it's thrown around so liberally

thats nice, i rarely hear it here, except in slightly light hearted insult

but seriously cunto you say that shite to me again youll spend the next week in AandE having a jar pulled out your dick

etc

tfw someone I knew in high school legit had to spend a few days in A&E because he sat on a pint glass

shattered on him

sounds rough

the jokes about cumming fragments of glass etc were really good for a while

speaking of total cunts

http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2016-07-04/chris-evans-quits-top-gear-after-just-one-series

W E W

Y E S

<-- bongistani

Evans deported out of his own show

whens the amazon thing happening

is it going to be shit?

or the shit?

as long as it's still casually racist and they keep getting in trouble for insulting people abroad by "mistake"

I'm fine with it

might seem a bit forced. since the literally did force it to keep happening

a lot of the atmosphere was them kind of hating each other

since they made such an effort to be together it might ruin the jokes

long time best mates usually do

maybe

It never seemed hostile

no of course not

just when one of them fucked up a bit, they'd all be wheezing like "this cunt"

the license plate debacle was obviously forced

you think?

no way that passed through the entirety of the BBC and no one thought about it

well no-one but an angsty falklander would have thought about it

imo

tfw back is itchy and 1 quid back scratcher is still in china

inb4 back cancer

gf has her redmi

seems good

i get told that i'm a pleb for using utorrent 2.2.1 still

but i see no reason to change

im going to wait until its too late and something irreversibly bad happens

qbitorrent and deluge are superior

but if you're happy then who cares

Lol wasnt Joey from Friends gonna be on the new show? What happened to tjat?

He still is

he said he'd quit if Chris Evans doesn't get fired

RODLFLLL

http://i.imgur.com/Q03rUXd.mp4

what the fuck is going on with that show

Really don't get how matt Leblanc got involved with this, is he even a britbong?

No one else wanted to do it because the last three guys did such a good job

he was the biggest name that wanted the job

plus he likes cars

It's just got so randomly announced

le charismatic manlet and le autistic ginger manlet, one of them had to go

The whole show just shot themselves in the foot firing that main host

he had multiple warnings, the BBC cucked themselves tho I agree

Of course the big black cucks were responsible

BBC media is the most biased shit

Not as bad as Swedish news :^)

THERE IS NO MIGRANT CRISIS

EVERYONE KEEP BENDING OVER FOR JAMAL

It's funny when you go overseas and the BBC are respected for telling the truth

especially in Murica and Canada

they tune into BBC international like cucks tune into Russian Times here

Have I started the chink knife fire?

Yes m8

did you see the knife I bought?

We need to educate the masses

http://www.gearbest.com/pocket-knives-and-folding-knives/pp_391317.html

behold

probably the tackiest knife ever

ＦＲＡＭＥＬＯＣＫ ＢＥＳＴ ＬＯＣＫ

look up Baodanli

I'm impressed

all their knives are cringe

That's incredibly tacky

Why'd you buy it

>5cr13Mov

>58HRC

no reviews and the "ANCIENT CHINESE COIN" thing

This is a bit like 8000 lumen single AA battery flashlight

I'm a trailblazer

HRC is Hardness Rockwell C

they've added more since yesterday

If you order another liner lock I'll have to spam you literally daily about the superiority of the frame that locks

holy fuck

http://www.gearbest.com/pocket-knives-and-folding-knives/pp_391322.html

m8

That's impressively atrocious

http://www.gearbest.com/pocket-knives-and-folding-knives/pp_391318.html

For your own good don't get the painted version

>tiger pattern

Of any knife, ever*

>looks nothing like a tiger

http://www.gearbest.com/pocket-knives-and-folding-knives/pp_392165.html

this is their luxury model

liner

lock

a

I love that this company sprang out of nowhere last week

shit

"Shank material"

- Auspicious clouds pattern

sides

Aylmao

oh man imperial japan flag on that knife

kind of want to buy a weapon

maybe brass knuckles or a baton

did you see the anti-rape ring? on /csg/?

no

link?

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Zinc-Alloy-Self-defense-Product-Self-Defense-Shocker-Weapons-Ring-Can-Be-Used-As-Keychain-And/32417207080.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_3_10037_10017_10033_406_10032_10040,searchweb201603_7&btsid=be1ee5a2-ddf0-48cf-ae5c-e618d9487aa6

>8ball is yeezy still a Muslim?

:question: **Question**: `is yeezy still a Muslim?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `As I see it, yes`

keeping up the meme

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-Fashion-Trendy-Cat-Ear-Self-Defence-Finger-Ring-Pendant-Keychain-Multifunction-Outdoor-Survival-Tool-Free/32636710762.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_3_10037_10017_10033_406_10032_10040,searchweb201603_7&btsid=be1ee5a2-ddf0-48cf-ae5c-e618d9487aa6

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Self-Defense-Supplies-Stainless-Steel-Lock-Ring-Protection-Bondage-Men-Ring-Cage-Male-Chastity-Device/32617599416.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_3_10037_10017_10033_406_10032_10040,searchweb201603_7&btsid=be1ee5a2-ddf0-48cf-ae5c-e618d9487aa6

sides

self defense

how

>punch nerd in the dick
>dick is in a metal bondage cage
>hand shatters

Top fucking kek

Self defense

Chinks are cucks confirmed

has anyone bought the torch batons?

kind of want one

expensive though

can get a good knife for that money

yeah

knife seems a bit bloody

i'd rather hit someone with a truncheon than stab the with a knife

just threaten to stab them, they'll go away

probably true tbh

boring though

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/LED-Tactical-Flashlight-Metal-Safety-Long-Flashlight-Baseball-Bat-Torch-CREE-Q5-3-modle-Security-Flashlight/32483563195.html

this one?

there is one other one

but yeah that one also

i want to live in a world where poeple get in streetfights over honour like in jojos

sometimes happens if you slap someone's gf in the ass

that's fighting over honour right

i want to pose after a victory

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/3-Mode-Adjustable-Flashlight-CREE-Q5-800lumens-torch-light-long-lantern-use-18650-AAA-for-self/32555383668.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_3_10037_10017_10033_406_10032_10040_9962,searchweb201603_7&btsid=1f4f811b-1304-44d6-a3f2-351223242514

is this the main one? looks dope

the steel lining

yeahs thats the other one

slightly more expensive

extendable

.worked 5 hours and have only made 2 deliveries today AMA

God damn it, the weird click bug with the magnetometer on OP3 is supposedly fixed in the new update but I've not got it available yet

I wanna get back to my 3D viddys

considering dumspter diving for tech outside tech shops. will need a torch and maybe weapon/tool too

that would satisfy all criteria in one item

We have a pretty large tech shop nearby

Gonna dumpster dive soon

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Egg-Shape-Self-Defence-Protect-Women-Girl-Alarm-Scream-Loud-Anti-Attack-Wholesale/32584707890.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_3_10037_10017_10033_406_10032_10040,searchweb201603_7&btsid=93a6fdc0-f97d-437f-af97-b1229d24c4d8

wot

why is there an anti-wolf icon

Alpha male

bell tama

Ba dum tshh

i doubt the chinks managed to fit a speaker in that thats louder than a voice

http://cyberlife.unsafe.space/dumpster_diving.html

you could do kind of a multi-layered scream

like a harmonic

>purple text on black background

holy shit, my eyes are dumpster diving trying to read thiss

its schway

Wolf as in Pervert

there's some good dumpster diving around here due to all the chink students

they throw all the expensive stuff away