on my phone

fml I thought only GPUs and CPUs were allowed to play the silicon lottery -_-

👌

honestly

I love stock and all

i hope you get your 5x with oxygen bootloader and fpc fingerprint scanner

but MIUI is so nice

oxy is the bad one

oh it is?

yeah

i hope he gets the good one then

tiffany is the good boy bootloader

i personally hate MIUI but i'm thinking about going back to it

because it's optimized really well for my phone at least

❤ thank you.
I mean I don't mind MIUI, but I just would like to have the google OS.

i can't get proper camera quality in any rom, and instead of getting 80mbit/s dl over wifi, i get 40 on custom roms

even if both of them dont tickly my fancy theres always the uhhhh
that fucking launcher everyone uses.

oh yeah

nova

the one I can't stand but I bought prime anyway

Hm. @z3rk it could be bad optimization on the part of the modders or just limitations

yeah I did too lol

like

MIUI is just

nice

I've used stock for fucking years

@penguin its not that

since 2.3

and I love MIUI

my phones stock rom is running on android M

so they have to port the camera stuff

to the newer versions

@Droidbot just stock MIUI or a custom MIUI rom?

I haven't even had a look at anything higher than L ;-;

oh :/ theres always that weird port of the google camera software to try

vanilla stock miui 9.0

i was thinking about going back to xiaomi.eu ROM

but i don't wanna root miui for some reason

i've ran stock on 2.3, 4.0, 4.1, 4.2, 4.4, 5.0, 5.1, 6.0, 7.0, 7.1, and 8.0.

😮

I'm legitimately fucking sick of it

Someones a loyalist haha

kinda becoming sick of it as well

because the more you use the camera and stuff

the worse it gets

https://www.gsmarena.com/samsung_galaxy_fit_s5670-3726.php

No I've just had a bunch of fucking Nexus devices and a OnePlus One

this is my temp phone

fucking end my life

haha

the Nexus 5X is the worst fucking device in existence

@Droidbot i used to have a htc hd2

untill i fully bricked it

i tried windows phone 6.5, 7 android froyo, gingerbread, ice cream sandwich, jelly bean on it

best phoen ever

pls

my nexus 5x lasts literally 1 hour screen on

one

fucking

hour

on a charge

u had so many problems with ur hd2 how can u call it best dev ever

mine however

mmm

marshmallow

@spaqin after i fixed it before fully bricking it

it was best

I had a HTC Desire HD as my first phone in...I was grade 10 so...2015? 15th birthday.

I put a custom ROM on it and soft bricked it for three days. Fuck that was stressful

Lmao

I've had a strange history with phones

Sur plzz tell how to install androiid orio on samsung galasy mini plzz

we want noughat on note 3

nought redmi note 3 when id3ots

Nexus S > Nexus 4 (mobo failure) > Nexus S > OnePlus One (bad screen) > Nexus 5X (shit) > OnePlus One (screen repaired) > Nexus 5X (the OPO had the screen crack) > Redmeme Note 4X

literally

KMS

phones hate him

why destroy phones fam

the OPO was chink glass and it broke in my pocket

i've never cracked a single screen

1st: classik indestructable nokia that I had for a short short while
2nd: Desire HD (which had a weird HTC bootloader lock on it?) I sold it to some sketchy drug dealer.
3rd: Xiaomi Redmi Note 2, installed Cyanogen mod and then I fixed and sold to my older brother
4th: PPTV king 7, which didn't like being flashed AT ALL so I left it stock with Nova launcher
and now I'm stuck with one of my friend's spare Samsung Galaxy FIT from 2011 while I wait for this hopefully not dodgy 5X

however i bent my redmi note 3 slightly

I've only cracked the OPO

...twice

I cracked my Redmi Note 2 at a party. wasnt even my fault, my drunk friend threw it on the ground like a retard and then never claimed he actually did it -_-

bad friends

the LCD was fucked and I was using it on the shitter, one hand on my phone, pulling down my jeans and I drop it 30cm

story of my life

and the fucking

glass

moves slightly

oh no

cracking the touch bit of the panel

but keeping the glass intact

😦 thats some gore.

my PPTV's screen died from a similar drop. I was pulling my jeans UP and it slipped from my hand, hit the tiles.
the screen and touch were working but it kept flickering, until I shook it the tiniest bit while walking to my room and it just died

I opened it to check the display's connector but that's all fine, so its a broken display.

rip

The glass never broke though. gorilla glass is also a silicon lottery, shits never consistant in strength.

tthe glass xiaomi phones are using is pretty good honestly

i'm pretty sure the screen should have cracked at least couple of times

but nothing happend

first time i dropped it was like 2 days later

it is but the ways they customise it for oems make it differ in strength

i had a case and the phone slipped out of that shit case

and it was like 1m drop on straight concrete

nothing happend to the screen

a lot of cosmetic damages though

I was just playing handball (australian school game) with some mates and I had my ankle twist (double joints 😦 )

fall on my face

phone hits on the edge

glass has the tiniest fucking crack

scratched up my arm too

rip

Fukkin handball cuuuunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5FX82uFcqw

Ex-Pime Minister of Australia here, reking kids at handball in BSHS

oh my fuck

oh by the way, ZS3 earphones are good quality chinkshit

the bluetooth module for them is only good for podcasts, and the piece of metal wire in both the bluetooth and 3.5mm cables that helps it go over your ear is very weak and will break.

other than that, sound quality is good and they're comfy.

I wanna get something fidgety, any recommendations

ritalin

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 kewl joke bro

A fidget spinner, one of those fidget cubes, maybe some magnets, idk a puppy?

theres not a whole lot out there.

would recommend magnets and spinners

or a vape, if you want to be a faggot.

I used to have these magnets which rattled when you threw them upwards but that's too loud to play with at uni <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

dw I'm already a faggot

oh haha I had those as a kid. my mum took em away because she hated em

aw

get a pupper for uni
1) service doogo for anxiety (???)
2) BEST LIFE CHOICE, GUARANTEED COMPANIONSHIP
3) uni bitches love a man with a puppo

downside is it is a living being and requires basic needs, but who cares about those amiright

literally

fucking love dogs, they're great

you gotta feed em and shit

but like

'oh no I got banned off CS for teamkilling'

go out and play with the dog for 10-60mins

unbanned

done

keeps the little shit puffed out and fit

wish I could have a dog, but no dice 😦

I love my pupper

but she's too old to travel with me anywhere so she always stays home 😔

5mm 125pcs/set cube Magnetic Balls toys Puzzle Magnet Block Cubo Magico Toys with Tin metal Box
http://s.aliexpress.com/uyUbMVRj?fromSns=Copy to Clipboard
(from AliExpress Android) i found this cool shit but wtf 125 pieces / lot means

do they mean like a single magnet orb thing

i'd think so

slightly misleading as the cubes on the pic are 6x6x6, not 5x5x5 for 125

yeah I dunno

6x6x6 is 216, so big difference :P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0H5Yn7oJBU

wew that space power bank

nice design, but probably a fingerprint and smudge magnet

Xiaomi backed gaming mouse

fug that price

lmao wtf that mouse

it just looks like a $10 mouse that you can find anywhere on chink sites

how does xiaomi do it????

12k dpi maybe means it comes with a 3360 sensor

you might as well just buy a real mouse though

its $70

not worth!!!

G502

delux m625

are you a poorfag

delux is garbage

delete this

oh boy it's 2018

my self-imposed chinkshopping ban is lifted

here we go

tfw buying 18350s and the listing says "Button top" but the product specifications says "flat top"

sounds like some free batteries are coming your way

Amazon tho

still

take a screenshot of the listing and description

mention you needed the other version, but you only found about the listing innaccuracy out after you received the order

amazon will just refund you for cheaper items, they don't give a fuck

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07142TWJS

>tfw chinkshut has turned us all into middle aged women with bob cuts demanding to see the manager

D-don't say that...

@johnfrum you take that back young man!

tempted by those batteries actually

"fire" in the name

I get them on thursday, I'll let you know if they're trash

I just want them so I can shorten my Convoy S2 so it isn't such a pocket hog

prob the same as the aspire @Cole

tfw want to buy a laptop but don't like anything on the market

the closest thing are the xiaomi laptops but I'm not shelling out so much for a device with virtually no warranty

T H I N K P A D

Fucking memepads.

also even with warrenties it'll run out just about when something is going to break

13"
1080p
i5 Kaby Lake
8GB RAM
integrated GPU is fine
SSD of at least 256GB inside

does a thinkpad offer this

because I don't think so

also a thinkpad is technically chinkshit, so we're in the right chat

price tag somewhere around 800 euros

Do euros have duffrent warrenty policies than burgers? Ive never experienced a time outside of abuse that it was ever able to be used within the time frame of it

2 years minimum warranty

some examples uh

my GPU fan bearings fucked up like a year into using the card

made loud noise when playing games

when you take it back, the company has 30 days to "act"

decline repair (user fault, "regular wear"), repair/replace with item of same or greater value/give money back

if they miss this deadline, you're obligated by law to get back the purchase price of said item

sometimes they miss

Yeah, the regular wear part is what fucks most people

depends tbh

you're not going to get a new thinkpad with those specs for 800 eur

He doesnt want a thinkpaf

just get a macbook you baby

^

w-

fuck

wind

They are stupid memes

you shit

thinkpads are not stupid memes

Thinkpads are RETARDED memes

/g/ users just like them because it's the closest they'll ever get to touching a clit

thinkpads and dell xps laptops are the best laptops

not price wise

macbooks are better because they dont get viruses

NO SHITPOSTING IN /csg/ REEEEEEEEEEEEE

its hard typing when there are no keycaps on your keyboard

warranty is expenisve

imagine living in europe and getting a 2 year warranty on everything

you can just about do that in the uk tho

t470 for 880gbp

256gb + 8gb + 1080p non touch

comes with 3 year onsite warranty

kinda tempted tbh

"""somewhere around 800 euros"""

Thinkpad T470 starting at € 1.119,00

and that's the poor mans model without SSD

the SSD one is € 1.410,22

rip

just get a asus zenbook tbh

>tfw laptops are 3x more expensive than desktops, pound for pound

POUND FOR POUND @johnfrum

@bentech had 3 asus laptops last year around this time

returned every one for extreme light bleed

4th chance might go good this time

Space and power constraints, matt

ಠ_ಠ

yeah, I could've saved a ton more money if I bought a mack truck instead of a Kia soul

>kia

master of chink shit here

You could make a portable PC with a shit ton of 18650s wired together

Nothing is stopping you

You're trying to get me to burn my house down, aren't you?