@fbn the strap got caught on something

happened to me too

luckily I felt it fall off

The strap was still there

That's why you buy metal bands.

oh

I threw it into the crowd lul

Mi Band 2?

Ye

how the fuck

It's still possible that the core could pop out since the band is elastic to some degree.

the device isn't supposed to fall out from the front

Good pits :^)

shoulda swallowed for the most secure fit

^

Swallow? Suppository Fitness Tracker(tm)

Why not fitness vibrator and tracker

Stimulates you with vibrations to improve calorie burning efficiency

Coz I'm not gay

Hm hm. I feel there's something here that señor BigClive could work with. Perhaps repurposing a Massage Wand(R) somehow. Maybe hacking it together with a fitness tracker. 👍🏿

It fell of at 20:02

Nice

Retrace thy steps, my son.

>

Get an amazfit and hack it lol

@kontroll >Retrace thy steps

http://fanfeed.de/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/emfinale2008b_lb.jpg

Good luck

>Germany

spot the rape

That's not a picture of Cologne.

is the redmi 5 plus supposed to be the note

Yes.

Isn't that what people in here were saying?

WRONG

xiaomi redmi 5 is note sized

redmi 5 plus is 6 inches of girth

Well, that's all everyone else has heard.

or maybe that's the screen space

aka invalid comparison

fucking xiaomi

pajeet company

buy only zuk

Buy xiaomi for superior camera quality dear

thank god for kimovil

6" 18:9 is like 5.5" 16:9

Shut the fuck up wind

phonelet's' will ACTUALLY defend this

2:1 monitors when

Zuk monitors when

wow gpd win 2

looks good

600$ tho 😦

jesus

```
Xiaomi Redmi 5 Plus
Xiaomi Redmi Note 5A
Xiaomi Redmi Note 5
```

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ba_-zGbmws&feature=youtu.be&t=205 shittiest fucking game demos ever though

like

Its really like we've run out of ideas the first half decade and are just throwing shit at the wall that didn't stick before

I have the 5a(gift for mama)

Ask me anything

god damn gpdwin2 has m3 7y30

pls give pocket with 7y30 god chinks

http://www.scmp.com/tech/leaders-founders/article/2125688/leeco-founder-jia-yueting-ordered-back-china-sort-out

you have to go back

the yueting here is that LeEco is fucked lol

ᵃˡᵐᵒˢᵗ

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

I... wtf. <:chink:323022148870602752>

Loving that design though. Looks better than the "bezellless" shit which have massive buttons at the bottom like the Elephone

Maybe they meant to say its almost the most powerful phone?

the chad chin

the virgin vignette

Bezelless is a stupid as fuck meme.

Oh shit, that Smartisan phone has a Snapdragon processor? Maybe some autist that gets stuck with it on XDA will update the Android version.

bust a nut pro 2

Got my 18350 Convoy S2 body and the pocket clip for it today

Now to wait for the 18350 battery

Dont you have a bunch from a laptop?

Those are 18650s. 18350s are like, 1/2 the size

Oh, misread

Jus use a hacksaw

:^)

>Ugreen Bluetooth Driver software is 403 MB in size

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

Am I being chinked?

yes

The chink botnet overwrites parts of the os to kick out the murricunt botnet

The next stage of botnet warfare

hey boys

at least

they're honest

about not being fully bezelless

https://i.imgur.com/VUwym7m.jpg

cheeky chinks

>18350

Midget batteries.

@kontroll Yeah, Midget batteries. The stock S2 is huge in my pocket paired with Leatherman wave. 900 mAh is gonna be more than enough for my (light) daily use

@Matthew what kind of bt thing are you talking about

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Ugreen-Mini-USB-V-4-0-Bluetooth-Adapter-Dual-Mode-Wireless-Bluetooth-Dongle-CRS-Audio-Receiver/32696756077.html

mfw my Yi cam is supposed to be delivered today

mfw it's still in Cologne, Germany

(X) Doubt

but they promise 27th so it's gonna be refund times

if it doesn't make it

Gas gas gas

They're gonna step on the gas

@Matthew got the same bt dongle some time ago, haven't noticed it installs so much shit tho wtf

Orico BT for 3.5$ adapter works OOB on Win10

no chink spyware drivers necessary :^)

https://youtu.be/13eK2oBAozk

neato the seller extended purchase protection because the it was running out and I havent received the package yet

https://medium.com/@slinafirinne/yeelight-the-bluetooth-led-bedside-lamp-from-xiaomi-that-spies-on-you-part-one-a651207c70bd

Worthy read you fags

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

muricucks being concerned about information being sent to china

i wonder if chinks are concerned about american applications sending usage stats to american servers

@spaqin they have friendly firewall for their safety

so thoughtful!

It looks like this is the case and it is not the Yeelight application attempting to record audio as soon as it is installed.

Nice clickbait

>A bit of history: my wife wanted a bedside LED lamp that she could control from her phone, something she could turn off without having to get out of bed.

Burgers, gods damn. How fat is that wife if she can't even extend an arm to, presumably, the bedside table and flip a fucking switch?

that's the price for being a lazy fuck

ｎａｎｏｍａｃｈｉｎｅｓ　ｓｏｎ

I haven't seen her, and I'm already repulsed by that woman.

what now

Now you will get Chinese dick pics.

finally my dream came true <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Don't do it

He didn't called you a dear friend

Is just "friend" not enough for you?

when is GB priority line coming back 😭

No, @kontroll

@Shrimpf lmao still showing up as in Cologne rip I'm gonna get the shipping costs back

Dearfriend-zoned

more chinksit arrived

@kontroll "Chinese dick pics" 👌

my GameSir is here

get it

🎩

<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

In Transit: On Time

lmao sure UPS

lmao what

Amazon site says it's out for delivery

yet UPS tracking says it didn't leave Germany yet

???

hello to my people

hello

Welcome to /r/android @Lefteris

/r/funny

Noice @Cole

Kek

/r/watchpeopledie tbh

Edgy

<:hms:311152554618912768>

speaking of deliveries when suddenly

chink shit from amazon out of nowhere

boom

xiaoyi

what the fucks he doing

<:shark_chink:230982717200793600>

succ

(anyone notice the shark cock ring <:shark_chink:230982717200793600> )

lmao they give the USB C to microphone in cable by default now

nice

not that I'll use that but nice

>action cam
/normietech/

implying I'll use this in actual action

nice

already marked as delivered by UPS

having an alaays online package tracking system must be nice

do u even go outside?

to take footage

what's an outside

Action cams are good for riding

are you gonna use this as a webcam or

yes as a sexcam

you can use these as a webcam? shiet

I plan to just use it to film all the dumb shit I think of

yea boi all the accessories I had for the yi 4k that I ended up not getting work fine

batteries, mainly

cole is going to use this to document his postie job

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

document sitting in an office for an 8 hour night shift?

nice

lmao I'm retarded

I thought the photos/videos from the cam were pretty cloudy

MAYBE THE GIANT PULL TAB OF THE PROTECTIVE FILM ON THE LENS WOULD'VE BEEN A HINT

tfw room temperature IQ

😄

nice one cole

has anyone bought some chink shit popsockets? Are they any good? Want to buy them in bulk and dont really wanna pay 10usd/piece

no

we dont allow handlets here

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

its aesthetics fam

just search pop socket on aliexpress

OH MY FUCKING GOD

I GO BACK ON CSG

JUST TO SEE MY SHITSHOW OF A DRAWING

Hello welcome back, hows work?

shite

i've actually got a job now innit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/273125615228420096/395585026508455936/IMG_20171227_153307.jpg

$4 well spent i'd say

Wtf is that

https://www.gearbest.com/graphics-tablets/pp_712878.html

i got it on sale a while ago

arrived just now

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

looks good for stores

and kids

nothing else

fridge lists tbh

and kids yeah

i was going to give it to my mom yeah for fridge lists

buy those flat magnets

they're like 1mm thick

apply with superglue to back of tablet

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

clearance event shouldn't be taking so long

it's been like 4 hours

@dave lol I like to use it as the OP pic a lot

why is the led so fucking bright

Makes me hate the controller

either unscrew it and unplug it or tape it over

also nice gaymen laptop

what laptop is that and why can't I afford it @fuckthapolice

hahaha all my chinkshit arrived today

Ganzo 704 Firebird
Ganzo multitool
Dakimakura
Mitu Plushy
Gadsen Flag

ask me anything lads

why not get the Ganzo FB7601 instead

@Cole you can still use ur finger to unlock right

on lineage?

coming up to 100 aliex orders

sitting on 93 atm

>daki

>gadsen flag

haha good haul fellow kekistani upvoted :)

@Julian absolutely yes

all HW works just fine

the ROM is seriously very well done

@Julian you can download the Mi Remote app off the play store btw

https://github.com/fritz-smh/yi-hack

kind of tempted to get a yi camera and install this

No more (chinese) voices on startup