I got my ring from ali for $2.79. Stainless steel. I've been super impressed so far.

rings are gay tho

unless you wear 4 rings on each hand instead of knuckles

this tbh

They're pretty hetero if you're wearing it to show dedication to your long term gee eff tho :^)

dedication is shown thru actions

dear

unless its a wife

then u need a ring

MARRY HER ~~GOYIM~~ DEAR

marry her today and get xiaomi marriage pack for 30% off

@Lefteris actions such as coitus?

where the fuck does that word originate from

latin

as usual

What's up boys?

Happy christmas

Happy consumerist murder frenzy I guess

11.11 WHEN

n-next year...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@Cole just realised I cant flash today or tomorrow

doing some steam gifting and need to have the steam authenticator available

merry pagan holiday boys

we did it lads, ems shipping before jan came thru

any new cheap chink phone memes to look out for?

has the redmi note 5 come out yet <:thonk:288060975775612929>

yes

its called the redmi 5 plus

360 n6 lite and Huawei Enjoy 7s look decent

Hi guys, quick review of the memory foam ear tips I got from Gearbest

they work fine, no real difference as far as sound quality as far as I can tell

I'm not an audiophile though

alright chinks

what phone should i get

sub $200

What you into?

Leeco is well memed

Redmeme note 4

Redmeme 5 plus

Leeco for specs

Note 4 for best battery

5 plus for screen meme

i have a redmi note 4, this thing is garbage t b h

maybe i shouldn't even chink phone
this thing crashes a lot

and likes to charge whenever it wants to

What arw you talkng about

I have redmi note 4 and its glorious device

Never had charging problem, nor crashing

Idk how you take care of your device

But I assume youre harming it with your shit

.h help

you keep assuming, this phone has given nothing but problems

charger randomly stops working, apps crashing, phone loves to reboot

and apparently this is a common issue, google it

WHere is the latest chinkshit thread reee

Dont have such problems lol

@MrChubbs you can't reason with the mentally challenged

Eh

Idgaf

Actually

I don't have any experience with the note 4 but I have the 4X and have had no problems

Must be the mediakek

that's what my experience with the phone has been, good for you if you didn't have it retard lmao

"doesn't happen with me so its not the phone"

"does happen with me so its the phone"

this will help you in a fire emergency Dear

@StriViK did you get a mediatek Note 4?

The feckin EZBook when it's fully charged appears to dump excess current through the case.

If I drag a finger across it, it feels REALLY fucky.

And if I unplug it, it just feels like regular aluminium again.

<:chink:323022148870602752>

try dragging your penis across for extra pleasure

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Hm

But how to erection if it's closed and I have no other access to porn?

do you have one of those multimeters

just to see if theres really a current runnin

Oh yeah. Hang on, I'll see if I can do this without murdering myself.

are you still alive Dear

That can't be right. 30 mV.

It's definitely there, but it's so miniscule.

@Julian your mistake is having the RN4 as your primary phone

I have it as a backup so I can flash weather

err

whatever*

30mW how much A / V

@kontroll my old phone and ipod used to do that

you can put the keyring on the aliexpress shork over his fin and it looks like a cock ring

<:alithink:327930371796893698>

Sharkk

bdsm shark

owo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoRbHYJAwis

the LED on my NUMPAD 1 started working again
woohoo

I have over 40 games on steam and can't enter the giveaway because they don't total up to $100 worth of games

it's a christmas miracle

That's what happens when you only add free games to your library

lol

the giveaways arent level locked tho i think?

I guess that's a steamgifts restriction to make sure you're a legit account?

I didn't level lock mine for sure

thank Dear cole for best game giveaway

So when will chinks ditch 625

not soon for sure

@凛音#8882 literally never

it's like a toxic relationship with a gf that you know is absolutely destroying you and everything you love

but the sex is so good you keep at it

the sdm845 looks bloody amazing tho

if it has proper efficiency it will be cool to see in 2 years from now in chinkphones

gamelets need not apply

tfw i saw a dream of a chink projector package arriving home

<:sadmitu:331056421342806026>

Dear friend, your dream is in the postage please be of understanding

60 days

you have to listen to my calls

sammy please

>sammy

SAMIR

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

TRIPL COTION

triple cotton

im saving up to buy a used wheel atm cause i got a 15 year old with no ffb

too bad chinks dont make wheels

😦

They do but to pass western standards of not blowing up brand new you need to pay a bit

that video was incredibly indian

what up Tribit

@Cole Cole you're posting in the wrong channel, Cole you need listen to me.

CLICK THE CHANNEL COLE PLEASE

Come on @Cole you can do it, medium left right into <#189467888657235970>

sorry fam

It's okay kek

CONCENTRATE

COLE, YOU'RE BREAKING THE CHANNEL, PLEASE LISTEN TO ME

<:hms:311152554618912768>

What're y'all waiting on from the chinks, lads?

GEEEEE EEEEFFFFF

And arrow fletchings.

ZSE

arrow fletchings? waw

@Matthew a white christmas

But that's been stuck in customs for some years now

>wanting people to die for aestics

@Matthew the FUCKING ORDERS SHIPPED BY 4PX FROM 11/11

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

a Redmi Note 4 case and an Anker Bluetooth speaker

both nowhere to be found

@Tribit that's racist

you can't want a white Christmas anymore

@Cole That's not the chinks fault but your country's postal service

fam the chinks didnt even carry my package to the handler yet

I swear to god if the chinks send the feather fletchings by envelope so theyll be internationally gangbanged by postal servicesI'm going to chargeback. The seller is avoiding my questions about packaging

i hope they send it one arrow at a time

via arrow

I wouldnt even be mad if they manage to shoot it across the pacific and across the US.

>order arrows

>they're shot into your house

please rate 5 stars dear

I ordered fletchings.

Ordering arrows shoas you on shipping unless you buy a fuck ton.

@Tribit they're not even in the country yet, and the last bunch of orders went through my countries customs and post really fast

@Cole that's odd

I feel like it's a similar situation as when I ordered GearBest stuff through AzerPost

that got stalled somewhere out of the country for more than a month of extra shipping time, too

but this is AliExpress standard shipping :/

order paid on 19th 🙃

<:kms:327934280619655179>

At least it isn't goybest

have chinks given up

I'm still waiting for some stuff from 11 11 from goybeast. But I got my expensive flashlight, so I'm happy.

>expensive

@Matthew are you talking about the convoy S2

I mean expensive in relation to the rest of the shit I got on GB

Tfw chink comes back from honeymoon early to send flashlights

@Matthew fair enough, I was this close to meme on you :^)

@bentech based

Don't worry, I've seen the 300 dollar flashlight that takes 4 18650s and could blind you instantly

https://www.gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_20285.html

wtf

mount this on bike and kill everyone on sight

oh Dear

Nitecore's are overpriced tho

I feel like the BLF Q8 can do pretty much all of this for 40-80usd

and it has a better UI

(40usd is with a coupon, which makes it a complete steal)

@Lefteris https://streamable.com/nwby0

>BLF, not BFL, Big Fucking Light

pretty disappointing

BLF for budgetlightforums

made for autists
by autists

also you think this is a big fucking light that's cute

Why are there flashlight afficianados

why is that a thing

guys an off-topic question but it is rly important
what "levels off" means exactly? im not a native speaker
this expression is in a assignment im doing right now

https://youtu.be/LStmsIyGldA?t=84

@Matthew

dragon dildo flashlights when

@Matthew why are there hentai afficianados
why are there knife afficianados
why are there people who like things
why are people
why

it's a hobby just like any other

tfw longboard autist

>8x 18650

Good lord

its ok ive ordered one

@Julian are there chink longboards

What do you think of this one https://fr.aliexpress.com/item/KAKA-Brand-Travel-Camping-Large-Capacity-Outdoor-Backpack-Male-Messenger-Shoulder-Bag-Computer-Backpack-Men-Multifunctional/32657578373.html

@bentech bitch you better post photos

I swear

m-maybe

you were told about french ali links

I'll kill you

Sorry

if you don't I'm gonna get in my volvo and drive over @bentech

I can't be stopped

I thought I did it properly this time

I erased everything after ".html...

https://aliexpress.com/item/KAKA-Brand-Travel-Camping-Large-Capacity-Outdoor-Backpack-Male-Messenger-Shoulder-Bag-Computer-Backpack-Men-Multifunctional/32657578373.html

delete the "fr." at the start of the link

Ah I forgot, sorry

>KAKA brand

I am laffiin

https://fr.aliexpress.com - changes everyones Ali to frog
https://aliexpress.com - all good

blf q8 is such a great light tho

https://www.gearbest.com/backpacks/pp_331454.html I think someone here has this @MargosArmen

it was on a crazy sale a couple of weeks back

@MargosArmen bag seems good though. Plenty of pics and orders, enough to make sure it looks as good as the product info claims

do people really buy chink bags

@Cole link me to a vid of a handheld flashlight with the most lumens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zn5OymTRDeI

I did buy a smaller bag from chink, yes

@bentech I've brought it to work like a dozen times now, all the coworkers with Fenix and noname-brand flashlights are wowed

32,000 lumens

understandably, nobody really has a use for something so big and hard to carry, but still

haha

im usin a d4 as my edc now lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJEfocTuh4s @Julian

need dat power yo

I'll think about the bag you sent me, thanks

I'm thinking about EDCing the Emisar, but I just love the utility of the Skilhunt H03

Fucking chink, too much choice, can't decide

i kinda want a skilhunt

but idk i laready got too many flashlights

I love the magnet on the rear and the angled light in general

it's small thanks to the angle, the magnet is eternally useful and it puts out just enough light to be good enough for EDC

plus, I got it for 25ish dollars on a sale

though if I was you, I'd wait for the one that comes with it's own charger

https://www.reddit.com/r/flashlight/comments/77lxwe/new_skilhunt_h03rc_on_the_horizon/

oh damn