I'm not that retarded

3, actually, since you can pick a brightness

Between those 2 modes

I have 15 dollars to spend on gb

Do I order 3 shitty flashlights or get the ganzo firebird

Choices, choices

https://www.gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_6172.html?wid=21

This is cool

I was swimming with friends last summer and took a shitty flashlight that I didn't mind breaking into the water

Pretty cool after it gets dark

@Cole thanks!! will look for them, hopefully they will be cheaper locally because I keep finding h2 fakes everywhere :(

buying locally is terrible usually

@BIRDzone buy from GearBest, banggood or fasttech

someone tldw the comfy stream for me

What's the search term for red-light flashlights?

red flashlight

@deets#8637 I'm not reviewing chink shit anymore, just doing what I like doing (vintage comfy, comfy hoarding etc)

renamed the channel and dropped any chink references

we have been left and forgotten 😥

https://youtu.be/aiz_US4dl-U

nah @Deleted User I'll still be around here, I'm just making videos I enjoy making tbh

u go gurl

@Deleted User really good for you

thanks @Deleted User I already feel better

@Comfy#1404 can you gimi a link to comfy talks my dude?

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKHKNLaYlA8YnM-0otCpPig

thanks fam

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/FiBiSonic-Wood-Wooden-Digital-LED-Alarm-Clock-Sound-Control-Desktop-Clocks-with-Temperature-Electronic-Display-Home/32808815102.html? I wonder how this is

the alarm clock in my parents room is failing

since its actually older than me

and they asked me to find a simple one you can turn off with a simple smash

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2-Colors-Square-Snooze-Circular-Modern-Europe-Needle-Quartz-Antique-Wooden-desktop-table-Alarm-Clocks-desk/32781807830.html?

>not refurbishing the clock that oversaw your parents banging to make you

mrw that is probably true

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/My-Little-Pony-Night-Light-LED-7-Color-Flash-Changing-Digital-Alarm-Clocks-Bedroom-Wake-Up/32638611083.html? <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

reee

MAKE THE FUCK CLOCK LIVE

They are trying to chink me on premium prices

For their shit

If its not a disorganized shanty with ikea shelveing beyond capacity im not going into it.

What food to buy

Here

Anything they are good at?

Except fukin rice obv

do why did comfy kill channel

I was at work someone tldr for me

he's not interested in doing chinkshit anymore

wow

rude

Ya he's now a vintage collector

@Cole just had my d4 go off in my pocket

Aaaa

Thankfully turned it off without burning my self

lmao

I thought there was turbo protection in the V2 firmware

meaning that the flashlight will never remember turbo

Doesn't look like it

2017 the year chink shopping is kill

And the <#189466684938125312> Discord from the looks of it

delete this

Chink shipping is certainly kill.
>buy 2nd Dec
>pay for DHL
>this was the last update
>nothing else after this
reeeeeeeeeeee

I do feel like chinkshit is becoming normalized and mainstream, so prices are gonna go through the roof soon.

higher demand = higher prices?

are you sure

Chink flashlights are already the norm

But ye doubt it'll bring prices up

this gives belief to the average persons ability to wait for an item to achieve a lower deal, recall reading something where most shoppers want this as fast as possible

lets just hope enough people get mad via late christmas gifts, post on facebook about it and everyone joins in on how foolish it is to do that

How good is AliExpress standard shipping generally

pretty good in my experience

not fast by any means

but good enough

well worth the tradeoff imo

could be worse

could be gearbest

im waiting on a nitecore tube.. i ordered on the 11 of november

also a package i ordered almost 2 months ago came in yesterday

good new, i have 5 dollar off dear friend, bad new, information credit card all open

Well I know that standard takes anywhere from a month to six, but I thought paying for a named courier company to do the deed would, you know, take less than a month.

from a month to six wtf

@Iren Masot You bought it late, it only left the country Dec 12. Normally you could expect it within a week or two but with the whole Christmas deliveries getting delayed yours will take a while longer

in short

you picked the wrong time and month to buy a chink phone and expect timely delivery

also, just changed the straps on 2 of my moms watches to chink ones

@Iren Masot what country are you in?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1PCS-Men-Women-12MM-14MM-16MM-18MM-20MM-22MM-Smooth-Grain-Genuine-Leather-cow-Split-Watch/32775923580.html and https://www.aliexpress.com/item/10mm-12mm-14mm-16mm-18mm-20mm-22mm-24mm-Black-Silver-Gold-Rose-Gold-ultra-thin-Stainless/32292124582.html

theyre both suprisingly good quality

meanwhile leather straps at a local watchsmith/repair shop are like 15 euros

which tool did u use to change the straps?

a special tool was included with one of them

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2017-1Pc-Watch-Band-Spring-Bars-Strap-Link-Pins-Remover-Repair-Kit-Tool-Watchmaker-Gifts-Diagnostic/32809299434.html

it was included with the 1st or 2nd link?

uuuh second

I think

yeah def the second

since it also included the pins

@Julian its good if you want stainless mesh but people buy leather because they like leather.

yeah but check the first link

thanks @Julian

gonna probably change my strap asap

you could consider a nato strap

I like how those look

this watch was pretty cheap

ordered one like it for my dad but it has yet to arrive

natos are cheap

i wont invest too much on it

https://pt.aliexpress.com/item/TEAROKE-Watchband-nylon-watch-strap-genuine-nylon-straps-clock-18-20-22-24mm-watch-accessories-men/32813784243.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10152_10065_10151_10344_10068_10345_10342_10547_10343_51102_10340_10341_10548_10609_10541_5130013_5000013_10084_10083_10307_5080013_5870020_10312_10059_10313_10314_10534_100031_10604_10103_10605_5060013_10594_10142_10107,searchweb201603_32,ppcSwitch_3&algo_expid=0ec08135-0d2d-49e8-82f7-eaf4121d1d37-0&algo_pvid=0ec08135-0d2d-49e8-82f7-eaf4121d1d37&rmStoreLevelAB=5

these?

yep

hmmm

maybe

neat

found 5 dollar flannels on taobao

warm water or cold water into the humidifier makes a difference or not?

uuuh

maybe

just use room temp

Depends if you are chinese

boil that shit

@Tribit america 🇺🇸

I bought it the 2nd, my love

@Iren Masot hope high school is going great! have you picked a college yet? <:thonk:288060975775612929>

What the fuck <:googlethink:328536447219138561>

What are you talking about, love?

y'know

Are you a shitpost bot or some such?

I remember you admitting to being a high schooler <:chink:323022148870602752>

Brave new world we're living in <:chink:323022148870602752>

<#189467888657235970>

@Julian I have one of those metal watchbands you linked earlier. They are indeed of good quality. <:leupboat:297087072374751233>

hello it's two minutes after midnight I'll rant about AliExpress standard shipping in this post again FUCK STANDARD SHIPPING JESUS CHRIST

rip

;whats wrong with it

last update on 18/11

order from 11/11

AliExpress standard shipping claims 17-25 days delivery time

this isn't exactly 17-25

I'm trying to give them some extra time since it's Christmas but seriously I'm starting to be pissed

they sent it under a carrier named "4PX"

fuck those things

even China Post is faster

would I be an asshole if I disputed an order if it doesnt arrive a couple of days after the est. timeframe?

my standard shipping claims 30-50 days delivery time lol

especially when I dont really want it anymore

@bentech it varies per item in my experience

Bunch of packages sitting ready to mail

They won't be delivered til wednesday.

Fuck everything.

C H I N K D

😦

my gloooves

@Julian I want to dispute it already because the Ali delivery time is gone now, but I don't think I could win that dispute

why not?

Ali tracking says to contact them if it doesn't arrive by 11/1

so next month?

as in 11th jan

ali is probably very aware that most delays happen because of the season and theres nothing the sellers can do

@bentech yes

@Julian so are you saying I wouldn't win it

because I'm ready to fucking dispute

I really want this speaker

oh its for that

I thought you got it from gb

nah

my redmi note 4 case got shipped via 4PX too

and guess what

THERE IS NO CASE

Im honestly not sure how much time you'd win by disputing now instead of waiting a bit

yeah my case is en route too

😦

I don't want to win time I want to win the fucking money back

because I'm pissed

last update lmao

because AliExpress standard shipping used to mean the stuff would arrive in a timely manner

@Cole relax dude

it'll be febuary

you come home

and you then think "fuck that fucking case has arrived finally"

relax Dear

>shit i ordered 9/12 arriving today, shit from 11/11 still not here

by now it feels like AliExpress standard shipping is just as worse as eBay free shipping

can I win the dispute by claiming the speaker was meant to be a Christmas gift ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@Goz3rr yeah the watch straps I ordered on 01/12 arrived this week while 11.11 stuff is still missing

36 dollars

@Cole I wanted to surprise my dad by refurbishing his watch for xmas with a new strap but it still hasnt arrived 😦

I mean I have a normal gift too but that wouldve been nice

[rees internally]

note to future self: order xmas stuff before 11.11

**11/11 was a mistake**

note to self: the chink gods smile down upon you

this emoji was modeled after Jack Ma himself

I'll buy a clone a willy kit

use it to make a dildo out of my dick

and mail it to Jack Ma with a note saying "use this to go fuck yourself"

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

_The official cole fleshlight flashlight_

the faglight <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

@Goz3rr what do you think, should I dispute the order if the standard shipping window that they promise when ordering has passed?

they'll reject it

it clearly says estimated

ffs

the guaranteed delivery date is further down

which is usally 60 days

if there would at least be tracking so I could see it moving

but there's nothing for more than a month now

i have that too on a few packages

all of them say awaiting customs clearance

for nearly a month now

4 days later >.>

fucking slant eyes am I right @Lefteris

they expect the package to ship out from the country itself or something i dont know

peppa NO

<#189467888657235970>

💢

It was because of peppa on a tank tho

shoulda linked a chinese anthem

tfw internet is shaped for another hour

tfw packages arrive at your place but you already are at your parent's

>internet shaping

what hellhole do you live in

Hello chinks

Any place I can get a cheap apple watch band?

(That you guys would recommend)

Ebay has shit loads

here's where we suggest buying something xiaomi

like the mi band 2

or maybe the amazfit ones

cuz >apple

aliexpress should have plenty, not sure if gearbest/banggood carry bands too

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😬

>some other site got hacked, not us!

Should I get an amp or a dac for my DT 770 PRO 32ohm? My motherboards soundcard is fucking shit and these sound better on my phone.

@Comfy#1404 "The situation is completely under control"

>the greatest lie every told

>2017

>cleartext passwords

fucking chinks xD

Yeah they also subtly blame the customers for having shit passwords kek

Fucking chinks

That statement is incredible

@Monni just get a usb/dac/amp

also <#365921969004216320>

So is the FX Audio DAC-X6 good?

@HEKTIK says it doesn't measure too well

I don't even remember my account's password on Gearbest

ask chang next time he signs into your account