no

it doesnt

@fireglow let's see how long it takes to get my redmeme now that the customs goy alert went off

if it's about money they'll fucking be here on saturday at 4 in the morning

no money? fuck you wait a month

steal

shit

get a real psp if you want a psp

i dont

oh fuck it's snowing

ill emulate

WHAT

WHERE

warsaw

>warszawiaczek

w dupe se wsadz

i sometimes do ;^)

tbh

i dont trust my drivng skills anymore

snow scares me now

amateur

buy a bmw and start learning

kek

that probably explains why bmw owners drive like they dont give a shit

Discord exclusive unboxing anybody?

dragon dildos?

are chinks selling candy which won't bring the CDC on me?

I'm interested in chonk candy

is it gonna cut off my fingers when I use it

maybe if you stuck a finger in while it's open

really well made actually

I like them

>wire stripper
make it rain

I was butchering speaker wire with scissors instead of doing it properly

about time

>chink candy

holy shit

do you want to get cancer?

I feel weird putting chink sillicone and foam in my ears

I'm pretty sure I'm a living cancer anyway so I wouldn't mind lol

@transience how much cc is that pot? Is it for gong fu?

I think it was like £3 from yunnan sourcing

I use it for gongfu

Oke

I meant how much ml btw, 180?

@Deleted User I got a pair of those too, but from my local aldi who were selling them for €3,99

pretty happy with them

Can someone ping me if the Mi Band 2 goes on sale?

Will do @Julian

Thanks <3

hello

I need help, can someone whos good with hardware of phones help in offtopic

Congratulations, your Banggood order #\*888 has been shipped
Congratulations, your Banggood order #\*591 has been shipped

fucking finally

specifically chose more expensive parts because they were "in stock"

What chinkshit do you regret buying the most? @here @everyone

nothing so far, i'm a careful spender

very cautious with money

prob flashlights

i got 0 use for them

maybe chink pens as well

Superlux HD381F. there were a few threads with a bunch of recommendations for them, but i found them to be pretty overrated and really badly made.

Ceramic knives. They were blunt and you can't sharpen them very easily.

Glorified letter openers, essentially. Oh, and the tip of one was broken off on arrival.

@Cole in the market for batteries? 👌

<#287939846662651906>

I regret BM800

I just ordered two 18650 cells from Ali. Usually it's not possible since they don't ship to Cuckistan. This'll be interesting.

4 vtc6 12 dollars hell yeah

looks like im not going to bother rewrapping my hg2

Guys, i want to order something lewd for girlfriend. What should i order?

No sex toys

crotchless panties

oh my

@Silicon Dawn already have that <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

@Deleted User still got 8 VTC6 on the way I'm good 👌

@fireglow The OG Cuckistan. Schweden.

@Cole dude any waterproof flashlights

It's only temporary.

It just doesn't feel that way. 😄

@MrChubbs most have some level of proofing or resistance

what are you looking for exactly

I built my own

Ordered some crazy bright leds

non chink battery pack

and make the case with cnc

leds were chink

Something I can submerge under water

wrap a plastic bag around it

And leave there to rust for a week

Testing purposes

@Comfy#1404 that XiaomiWiha coupon has been expired since you posted it this morning

Sharks are overrated

furry leave

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

@Goz3rr removed it

<:aliOK:251417852156837888>

https://www.chinadaily.com.cn/bizchina/2017-11/29/content_35118649.htm

London is getting chink shit bikes

@Noa whats wrong with the bm800 ?

it was shit

white noise all over the place

Good 14500 batteries?

Did you not mod it as per the instructions?

That reminds me, I should probably get some batteries and vape box whatever the fuck. I kept forgetting since it was never important.

why

The e-cig trend is useful for the batteries since they make dry herb chambers so you can smoke weed with one.

DUDE WEED LMAO

If it removes the want to neck myself, I'll take it. SSRIs a shit.

That said both are better than cigarettes. The smell of tobacco causes some pretty fuckin' severe headaches. I'm sure there's chink medicine for that.

I should go order a bunch and see what causes cancer and what cures it.

yeah nah dont

i prefer the method of giving the evil eye to smokers on the street

so many of them try and fight you lol

Well, I do too.

I don't make a point to be a bob marley fellating burnout.

lol

I do weed but I hate it because I've had friends that'd like steal everything in a house to trade for more weed. And that shit's tame.

>Canadian
>doing weed
I think it's mandatory over there tbh

i did 150 weeds in one hour

am i god now?

inject the weeds

you cant understand canadian politics if youre sober

the more radical thing would be a Canadian who doesn't smoke weed

canada was a mistake

@StormSplurge remember when you got sold a bag of salad instead of a bag of weed?

is StormSplurge dead btw?

not heard from him in a while

i think he might be

finally got whacked by Canadian stick insect drug dealers

he ate the bag

last thing i remember talking to him about was some minecraft greifing channel kek

rip

Weed is still a shitter drug, though. The people who use it are usually dregs for one reason or another.

If I started growing it, I could probably make money though.

chink is doing his best

anyone know how to place an order without paying <:thenk:329322130804047872>

I thought they had to set that up for you. Idk man.

You don't have to pay immediately

oh yeah it takes a bit for the payment to process

so I just buy it like I would normally and the seller will adjust it later on?

idk

the only times i had an unpaid oirder

was when something fucked up on their part and they didnt confirm my payment

i highly doubt they'll adjust shit

If they don't dispute

They can do it though

My replacement back for my redmi note 2 came in, and they gave me some other shit for it

I don't know what half this shit is

You really can place an order and pay later, I used to do this shit

i dont tyhink you can do that anymore though

The new backdoor is rubber, and isn't broken. I dropped my old one so much the backplate of the phone broke.

You can.

It came with a clear rubber bumper, too. So that's actually pretty sweet. I paid all of 4 CAD for this. They even express mailed it too so it's like what the fuck

look tru aliexpress

"hmmm decent goat leat-.----0.45mm thickNOPE NOPE NOPE

and it does not even come rolled

...my fucking sides

DEAR

Anyone want a link to the backplate replacement?

sure

new thread @Deleted User

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/For-xiaomi-redmi-note-2-case-Original-Back-Cover-For-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note2-Housing-Battery-Door/32701610888.html I got this shit

@bap#4956 why are you pinging me?

<:alithink:327930371796893698>

The shipping took only a week to Canada, because they really ship EXTREME.

i got my chinkshit yesterday and today too

quite fast from 11th

I ordered the miku flavour back so I can pretend I have a 4x.

i thought you were the op who makes the kewl thread

nope

But this store is actually pretty legit. I'm gonna follow them.

RegOP makes the threads

somebody please tell me that its not good idea to buy this https://www.aliexpress.com/item/PASSION-juneTree-vegetable-tanned-leather-thick-genuine-leather-about-1-4-mm-to-1-6mm-cowhide/32677743921.html?

can't you find it cheaper elsewhere?

they don't have vegetables in China

@Argloth thing is nope... not 30x60cm pieces of that thickness

nor any pieces really..

northern europeans dont understand leather all that well

(its cold and does not like cold)

*expect on their steaks.. those nordics love leathery ":D"

the daily haul is here

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Students-long-sleeved-school-uniforms-Japan-and-South-Korea-JK-uniforms-junior-high-school-boys-and/32827371864.html?

🤔

https://www.gearbest.com/sleeping-aids/pp_1226473.html

Comfy

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Glanbia-whey-protein-powder-500-g-fitness-increase-muscle-weight-gain-WPC80-increase-muscle-protein-powder/32427415050.html?

cop or not guys?

@Deleted User

myprotein is twice as much for half the price

but no juice

well but its not as exciting?

what if they include chink steroids like all those american supplement companies got caught doing?

first batch full of roids, then water it down when people get hooked on getting big

natty is for soybots anyway

i love description in that page

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Green-tea-is-the-tea-Yichang-three-gorges-tea-Changyang-green-tea-in-2014-were-fresh/2037098905.html

<:alithink:327930371796893698> >green tea is the tea

```But the girl don't be nervous, want to practice big muscles, to do a heavy weight training will get bigger, the appropriate weight can modify the line of beautiful.```

oh god boys

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Wild-pueraria-lobata-powerful-breast-enhancement-essential-oil-soft-capsule-regulate-breast-beauty-girl-breast-enhancement/32565928946.html

Cialis

hidden as a raincoat

"perfect product as always! but this time with zipper! 12 days!!!"

what is cialis? roids?

feedback is covering for the seller

@JHWH like viagra but it stays in your system for 2 days and doesn't fuck you up as much

just easy rock hard erections

for 2 days?

yeah, that's what I've heard anyway

the pic in the description <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

>/chinkbonersgeneral/

Do chinks sell modafinil?

ask @transience

yes and no

I bought my modafinil from pajeets who shipped it out of hk via sweden

uk only site though

do chinks sell ibuprofen? I have a scheduled headache a month from now

nice @Goz3rr how much ... what did you get

Via Sweden?

chink ibuprofen might even put you out of misery

What? I tried ordering modafinil to this shithole and it just vanished.

I think the customs fellas just took it home.

is it not legal there?

Basically no site ships to this fuckplace.

it's grey area in the uk in that you can import it, just not buy or sell it in the uk

For the love of all that is holy... we can't even import batteries.

Maximum cuck.

I think duckdose and modafinil express ship worldwide

According to my browser's auto completion, I have already checked (and presumably ruled out) duckdose.

And if that express place is "afinilexpress.com"... same deal there. 👍

So these days I'm just munching on British caffeine. 😐

Have you tried Tor darknet markets?

Once.

That's the package that disappeared.

rxrex also does modafinil

and I think he said he would ship again if customs take it but don't quote me

This feels extremely deja vu-y.

'Cause that's the guy I ordered from. And I did indeed get that offer.

But he wanted me to use a reshipping service, and gave zero guarantees.

<:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

I'm assuming it's some guy and not a company.

He said "use a UK reshipping service", cause apparently it's a lot more likely to come through that way.

duckdose says the same thing too <:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

That said, the ones I found would cost a fuckload compared to the value of the pills.

So eh.

chinky chinks listed headphone for 20 instead of 23

no taxes \o/