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2017-11-27 17:50:46 UTC

$53 for a modern xiaomi phone

2017-11-27 17:51:33 UTC

Not worth it imo

2017-11-27 17:51:42 UTC

redmi 4a

2017-11-27 17:51:48 UTC

$53 for 2/16

2017-11-27 17:51:52 UTC

pretty nice

2017-11-27 17:51:54 UTC

and sd

2017-11-27 17:52:08 UTC

Forwarding services are like 40 bucks and take even longer

2017-11-27 17:52:11 UTC

just go to hot deals you fuck

2017-11-27 17:52:24 UTC

that italy saying italians are the least trusrtworthy nation image comes to mind

2017-11-27 17:52:30 UTC

also

2017-11-27 17:53:03 UTC

>chink package i want the most arrived to my country post office nov 21

2017-11-27 17:53:07 UTC

>no updates ever since

2017-11-27 17:53:11 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/384763603355697163/unknown.png

2017-11-27 17:53:25 UTC

i knew this was going to happen but still

2017-11-27 17:53:33 UTC

That's a lot of compression

2017-11-27 17:53:47 UTC

3u

2017-11-27 17:57:17 UTC

why doesnt the mia1 get deals as good as the max 2 smh

2017-11-27 17:58:31 UTC

has anyone used any of those fancy chink rgb lights

2017-11-27 17:58:41 UTC

that are the newest hot deal ones ๐Ÿค”

2017-11-27 17:58:47 UTC

oh those

2017-11-27 17:59:04 UTC

the toilet ones?

2017-11-27 17:59:07 UTC

no

2017-11-27 17:59:10 UTC

the actual lightbulb one

2017-11-27 17:59:15 UTC

@Julian you @ me bro?

2017-11-27 17:59:24 UTC

<:googlethink1:328536264292827139>

2017-11-27 17:59:33 UTC

<:chink:323022148870602752>

2017-11-27 17:59:43 UTC

n-no

2017-11-27 17:59:45 UTC

<:futhink:326408752754458634>

2017-11-27 17:59:47 UTC

I saw the fucking notification Julian you can't escape

2017-11-27 18:00:00 UTC

how did u know it was me

2017-11-27 18:00:10 UTC

the notification?

2017-11-27 18:00:14 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-11-27 18:00:21 UTC

you guys are a cute couple

2017-11-27 18:00:28 UTC

no homo

2017-11-27 18:00:47 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-11-27 18:01:06 UTC

@Deleted User the lightbulbs?

2017-11-27 18:01:15 UTC

ye comfy

2017-11-27 18:01:16 UTC

a lot of anons have bought them, they're good

2017-11-27 18:01:19 UTC

there's insanely cheap pizza like 1 minute away from my house and so good

2017-11-27 18:01:25 UTC

@Julian jealous?

2017-11-27 18:01:26 UTC

can control them with the app, colours change etc

2017-11-27 18:01:34 UTC

Sweet. ill use it in my hallway to make shit Purple

2017-11-27 18:01:38 UTC

alexa and google home support if you want to shout to turn off your lights

2017-11-27 18:01:48 UTC

ALEXA TURN OFF THE CHINK LIGHT

2017-11-27 18:02:34 UTC

>cant order more then 1 at 9.99

2017-11-27 18:02:36 UTC

fucking Chinks

2017-11-27 18:02:57 UTC

ill wait till i get a chink google home ripoff TBH

2017-11-27 18:03:03 UTC

really? the code usually stacks

2017-11-27 18:03:10 UTC

like if you have 2 in your basket it discounts both

2017-11-27 18:03:12 UTC

weird

2017-11-27 18:03:25 UTC

ill just make 3 orders

2017-11-27 18:03:52 UTC

>mfw 2 will take months to arrive adn 1 will a week ๐Ÿค”

2017-11-27 18:04:00 UTC

>cant ship to the usa

2017-11-27 18:04:05 UTC

nevermind, Fucking gearbest

2017-11-27 18:05:35 UTC

wtf @ the Poland warehouse.

2017-11-27 18:05:57 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/384766817752711168/unknown.png

2017-11-27 18:06:01 UTC

These are not deals. At all.

2017-11-27 18:06:11 UTC

the deals happen periodically as flash sales

2017-11-27 18:06:14 UTC

just wait till the recliner goes on sale

2017-11-27 18:06:20 UTC

and buy a chink recliner

2017-11-27 18:06:27 UTC

earlier on me and @fuckthapolice were posting full on newish tablets for 40-50 euros

2017-11-27 18:06:37 UTC

I saw.

2017-11-27 18:06:46 UTC

yup

2017-11-27 18:06:48 UTC

i even got one

2017-11-27 18:06:53 UTC

regreted it immediately

2017-11-27 18:07:03 UTC

hopefully more pop up

2017-11-27 18:07:05 UTC

I'm watching

2017-11-27 18:07:10 UTC

please no

2017-11-27 18:07:15 UTC

i wont be able to sleep

2017-11-27 18:10:12 UTC

buy a chink tv and other neat shit

2017-11-27 18:14:03 UTC

can you control the YEETlights with some app instead of google home and such

2017-11-27 18:15:45 UTC

thanx

2017-11-27 18:20:11 UTC

@Deleted User do you have coupon for that smart scale

2017-11-27 18:23:59 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/384771351199612928/LiveMessage_2017-11-27-11-21-46.gif

2017-11-27 18:25:26 UTC

woah

2017-11-27 18:27:43 UTC

You too a happy cyber mondoy

2017-11-27 18:30:05 UTC

@Julian Xiaomi home app

2017-11-27 18:30:24 UTC

@fedora I'm out with dog, I'll look soon

2017-11-27 18:33:00 UTC

tfw locally the smart scale is 45usd and i can pick it up locally for free

2017-11-27 18:34:06 UTC

do i want to spend the cebulions and know that i'm fat?

2017-11-27 18:34:30 UTC

I doubt you need a scale for that

2017-11-27 18:34:54 UTC

tfw i only visit parents because they have a scale

2017-11-27 18:36:03 UTC

10kg left and i can be a cute anime girl yay

2017-11-27 18:37:37 UTC

this might sound like a stupid question

2017-11-27 18:37:51 UTC

but why would someone need a scale in the first place

2017-11-27 18:39:41 UTC

yeah but if youre feeling healthy and shit

2017-11-27 18:39:55 UTC

I mean maybe it helps with motivation if youre trying to lose weight

2017-11-27 18:40:10 UTC

Aight

2017-11-27 18:40:30 UTC

@Julian Healthy at any weight, amirite?

2017-11-27 18:40:39 UTC

Do you guys know if the Le Pro 3 is any good

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/384775548087566356/Screen_Shot_2017-11-27_at_1.32.50_PM.png

2017-11-27 18:40:49 UTC

$175 and ships from LA on ebay

2017-11-27 18:40:52 UTC

very tempted

2017-11-27 18:41:22 UTC

le eco is bankrupt and has no support though

2017-11-27 18:41:40 UTC

but there's a lineage rom for it

2017-11-27 18:41:41 UTC

check how is the custom rom support

2017-11-27 18:41:43 UTC

oh

2017-11-27 18:41:49 UTC

I guess youre good then

2017-11-27 18:41:52 UTC

it's officially supported

2017-11-27 18:42:06 UTC

but i'm dependent on a hobbyist dev for updates for my phone

2017-11-27 18:42:07 UTC

lmao

2017-11-27 18:42:27 UTC

Everybody memes this phone but nobody even owns it

2017-11-27 18:45:16 UTC

are motospeed products deemed acceptable? i'm eyeballing this mouse they have on a flash sale

2017-11-27 18:45:47 UTC

why not just pay extra to get one of those OEM deathadders

2017-11-27 18:46:44 UTC

i'm a bit iffy on the chink mouse software

2017-11-27 18:47:05 UTC

do you give a shit about having the right DPI

2017-11-27 18:47:18 UTC

3rd wolder, would get raped by s&h costs

2017-11-27 18:47:56 UTC

from aliexpress?

2017-11-27 18:48:51 UTC

i thought ali shipped to third world

2017-11-27 18:50:50 UTC

ali gives free shipping even to africa lmao

2017-11-27 18:50:51 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/384778116511563777/unknown.png

2017-11-27 18:51:45 UTC

@not_a_bot their v30 and v40 mice are nice

2017-11-27 18:52:27 UTC

@Chang Thunderwang Oh my! didn't know ali had em, i'll look em up as soon as i'm done with the dishes.

2017-11-27 18:52:41 UTC

Thxs for the rec, i'll check them as well

2017-11-27 18:52:48 UTC

ye, i meant the ones on aliexpress

2017-11-27 18:52:54 UTC

they get recognized by razer software and shit

2017-11-27 18:53:01 UTC

and have better DPI adjust

2017-11-27 18:57:15 UTC

he's projecting the pedo thing onto me

2017-11-27 18:57:32 UTC

even though he's the one who got exposed as a legit pedo a year ago

2017-11-27 18:57:34 UTC

:^)

2017-11-27 18:57:47 UTC

and hides his location/fingerprints obsessively due to being on a register somewhere

2017-11-27 18:58:22 UTC

...lithu?

2017-11-27 18:58:26 UTC

yeah

2017-11-27 18:58:32 UTC

woah

2017-11-27 18:58:33 UTC

you, giving them attention, their goal, etc

2017-11-27 18:58:41 UTC

exactly

2017-11-27 18:59:45 UTC

@not_a_bot check out James Donkey mice too

2017-11-27 19:00:31 UTC

clicks on comfy's channel because he uses the lithu boogyman to generate ad revenue, someone ban this fukin ecommerce scammer

2017-11-27 19:01:12 UTC

who the fk is lithu

2017-11-27 19:01:21 UTC

get me up to speed on your petty high school girl drama

2017-11-27 19:01:59 UTC

OH SHIT

2017-11-27 19:02:03 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/384780932806082580/image.jpg

2017-11-27 19:02:11 UTC

My favorite Star war came in the mail

2017-11-27 19:02:19 UTC

Planet ๐Ÿ…ฑoy <:shiggy:232792354610872320>

2017-11-27 19:03:06 UTC

@Tribit thanks fam, in the end pice/performance will determine what I get. And pretty lights, maybe.

2017-11-27 19:03:19 UTC

๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ…ฑโฝ

2017-11-27 19:04:59 UTC

please only post non-ironic deals on <#287939846662651906> @Deleted User

2017-11-27 19:10:00 UTC

@not_a_bot James Donkey has a good lineup of mice

2017-11-27 19:10:15 UTC

I HAVE $40 CAN YOU RECOMMEND...

2017-11-27 19:10:23 UTC

Did that shitposter ever die?

2017-11-27 19:12:44 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/384783622538002453/image.jpg

2017-11-27 19:12:45 UTC

Okay

2017-11-27 19:15:18 UTC

why did you murder him

2017-11-27 19:17:05 UTC

Some assembly required

2017-11-27 19:18:28 UTC

OKAY

2017-11-27 19:18:39 UTC

IT JUST FUCKING BLASTS THE STARWARS MUSIC

2017-11-27 19:19:05 UTC

kek

2017-11-27 19:19:39 UTC

Oh my god

2017-11-27 19:19:42 UTC

Fellas

2017-11-27 19:19:52 UTC

It fucking talks

2017-11-27 19:20:00 UTC

In Engrish

2017-11-27 19:20:35 UTC

>JAMES DONKEY Official Store
>check products reviews
>not original , a lot

2017-11-27 19:20:57 UTC

@KawlunDram vocaroo/webm pls

2017-11-27 19:29:04 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/384787733882601483/video.mov

2017-11-27 19:29:28 UTC

And hereโ€™s the fucking thing moving

2017-11-27 19:29:39 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/384787880675115029/video.mov

2017-11-27 19:34:04 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/384788989825122304/video.mov

2017-11-27 19:37:14 UTC

What's it saying?

2017-11-27 19:38:19 UTC

OH WHERES EVERYBODIES GOES? AND HOW NO ONES IS HERE... AW...

2017-11-27 19:39:15 UTC

I don't like it.

2017-11-27 19:40:21 UTC

This thing is actually hilarious

2017-11-27 19:40:29 UTC

I feel like a small child

2017-11-27 19:40:39 UTC

Except with the sarcastic humor of an adult

2017-11-27 19:40:57 UTC

Since this is like, high tier bootleg nonsense

2017-11-27 19:46:12 UTC

amazing

2017-11-27 19:46:37 UTC

rip the speaker out

2017-11-27 19:46:42 UTC

and it will be decent

2017-11-27 19:46:47 UTC

Iโ€™m thinking about it

2017-11-27 19:46:57 UTC

That and the LEDs

2017-11-27 19:49:38 UTC

yeah the leds make it look really shitty

2017-11-27 19:49:58 UTC

i'd leave the speaker for lulz

2017-11-27 19:53:55 UTC

anyone interested in that board - it's a very meh price for an atmega328p (*uno* clone - NOT *nano*!)

2017-11-27 19:54:29 UTC

there are nicer MCUs at that price

2017-11-27 19:56:36 UTC

Fug.

2017-11-27 19:56:48 UTC

I need to get an android box for my sister, apparently. I don't know what's good right now.

2017-11-27 19:57:13 UTC

a used phone <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-11-27 19:57:23 UTC

something from eu-17 warehouse sale maybe

2017-11-27 19:57:27 UTC

if in the eu

2017-11-27 19:57:35 UTC

he's a stoned canadian

2017-11-27 19:57:36 UTC

I can't hit the polandsale, sorry.

2017-11-27 19:57:39 UTC

rippp

2017-11-27 19:57:44 UTC

๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

2017-11-27 19:58:08 UTC

What.

2017-11-27 19:58:36 UTC

@Sham there's quite a lot of good ones

2017-11-27 19:58:46 UTC

Ali only right?

2017-11-27 19:58:48 UTC

I don't do the programming socks meme.

2017-11-27 19:58:51 UTC

I can do GB.

2017-11-27 19:59:03 UTC

GB didn't chink me on the two I got from there, but I got those for 20 bucks each and they're 70 now.

2017-11-27 19:59:08 UTC

I checked my orders and 2 say plan to pay for the flight ๐Ÿค”

2017-11-27 19:59:58 UTC

I did order an epilator so I can do my legs nice, too.

2017-11-27 20:00:14 UTC

epileptor

2017-11-27 20:00:17 UTC

But the ultimate reason was I didn't want to need to worry about shaving because it's a pain in the ass.

2017-11-27 20:00:22 UTC

Oh, my shits in SanFran Dank

2017-11-27 20:00:26 UTC

>shaving your legs

2017-11-27 20:00:27 UTC

wat

2017-11-27 20:00:42 UTC

are you a girl?

2017-11-27 20:00:46 UTC

cyclist or fag

2017-11-27 20:01:41 UTC

just use safety razors bro

2017-11-27 20:02:20 UTC

I can't believe there's grown men in here shaving their legs<:alithink:327930371796893698>

2017-11-27 20:02:21 UTC

Up to six weeks.

2017-11-27 20:02:22 UTC

i'm glad my hair doesn't grow too quickly :3

2017-11-27 20:02:27 UTC

I-I do need to shave my ass hair from time to time

2017-11-27 20:02:36 UTC

And no, I was gonna use it on my face. That fucking itching feeling constantly pisses me off.

2017-11-27 20:02:43 UTC

and to <#189467888657235970> we go

2017-11-27 20:02:58 UTC

i told you you were gay

2017-11-27 20:03:13 UTC

Anyways, android boxes. I'm getting reimbursed but I'm sure my family doesn't wanna pay a lot for this garbo.

2017-11-27 20:03:15 UTC

epilate your ballsack

2017-11-27 20:03:42 UTC

:+1:

2017-11-27 20:04:00 UTC

@Sham do you also have thick hipster glasses? <:alithink:327930371796893698>

2017-11-27 20:04:14 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-11-27 20:04:18 UTC

leg hair is sick

2017-11-27 20:04:20 UTC

keeps you warm

2017-11-27 20:04:24 UTC

or hot

2017-11-27 20:04:27 UTC

in the summer

2017-11-27 20:04:28 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2017-11-27 20:04:38 UTC

an aussie can handle having leg hair and it's blistering hot out there

2017-11-27 20:04:38 UTC

chest hair is yop cute

2017-11-27 20:04:47 UTC

nuh it acts as a wick for sweat so you cool faster

2017-11-27 20:05:02 UTC

i have a hobo beard in summer

2017-11-27 20:05:03 UTC

trust me

2017-11-27 20:05:25 UTC

>bacteria

2017-11-27 20:05:32 UTC

oh noes bacteria

2017-11-27 20:05:34 UTC

@Deleted User I don't wear glasses at all. I probably should, but I don't.

2017-11-27 20:05:43 UTC

your whole body is covered in bacteria

2017-11-27 20:05:47 UTC

yucky bacteria ewwww

2017-11-27 20:05:48 UTC

ewww

2017-11-27 20:05:59 UTC

everyone is crawling with micro organisms

2017-11-27 20:06:05 UTC

>not wanting strong man musk

2017-11-27 20:06:30 UTC

Chinkshit perfume when

2017-11-27 20:06:30 UTC

<:alithink:327930371796893698> what does shaving your legs have to do with BO?

2017-11-27 20:06:34 UTC

BO comes from your armpits

2017-11-27 20:06:40 UTC

and genitalia

2017-11-27 20:06:46 UTC

and genitalia

2017-11-27 20:07:02 UTC

>he thinks the hair is what is causing his BO

2017-11-27 20:07:08 UTC

use soap fren

2017-11-27 20:07:11 UTC

its the yucky bacteria ewww

2017-11-27 20:07:12 UTC

BO comes from a lot of places, Comfy.

2017-11-27 20:07:27 UTC

>not bathing in the glorious irish bar soap

2017-11-27 20:07:29 UTC

Fat people stink so ridiculously bad because they don't wash their folds, for example.

2017-11-27 20:07:31 UTC

is it true that azn BO isnt as stanky as whitey musk

2017-11-27 20:07:42 UTC

they don't get BO apparently

2017-11-27 20:07:59 UTC

Like literally your navel is the worst offender if you're a fatass because people don't wash it out.

2017-11-27 20:08:08 UTC

boys, <#189467888657235970>

2017-11-27 20:08:12 UTC

no

2017-11-27 20:08:18 UTC

this is cleaning supplies general now

2017-11-27 20:08:33 UTC

Would chink shampoo poison you ๐Ÿค”

2017-11-27 20:08:52 UTC

someone order some chink shampoo, lemon scented or blueberry

2017-11-27 20:09:01 UTC

@Tribit delet

2017-11-27 20:09:10 UTC

brown nose

2017-11-27 20:09:18 UTC

poopy face boy

2017-11-27 20:09:21 UTC

eat scat

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