no because shipping

if you ordered literally thousands of them and shipped with a container

you'd undercut walmart ez

True

A shipping container full of pillows would that be worth it.

They would probably come compressed so they would be heavy af

Hoi

30 cm for 5$?

where

need it

Only if its a shark

ikea shark life

>tfw my GPU and CPU arent even on logical increments anymore

wtf

77 extra dollars spent on chink shit right now

FUCK ME

who wants my bank account password

I can't have it

>tfw 320 euros spent on chink shit since 10th Nov

help

@Julian help me

hi

give me ur monies

I will hold on to them

I'll give you a few thousand euros ok

remember when you said you wont spend any more until next year

I need them for my car

like a week ago

I said that yesterday too

but I just bought a dashcam

🇫 🇺 🇨 🇰

that's honestly it

seriously contemplating getting a mod to ban me until new years lmao

What did you order, except the dashcam?

@Sapharanth https://imgur.com/a/KBzUg

(it's an album)

plus uh

a tiny plush shark

a belt

and the dashcam now

Ban request received ---- processing request wait -----

implying you would have the heart to

ill do it

Request denied. Chinese overlords need more money

<:pepewot:327934404234313739>

"hey you, have you seen this brand new sex doll made from cement!!! Buy now for only 199 (shipping not included)

Etc etc

>cement sex doll
what the fuck

"we promise that she is one stone cold bitch"

<:benis:239668961011040257>

vittu

**Modshitpostingintensifies**

Anyway who ever linked this

https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32762745018.html?trace=wwwdetail2mobilesitedetail&productId=32762745018&productSubject=Portable-Tungsten-Steel-Head-Tactical-Pen-Self-defense-Pen-EDC-tactical-pen-outdoor-self-defense-pen

I want to ban you...

Due i want to buy that

fuck

that's better than the one I posted a while ago

added to wishlist

thank

https://www.gearbest.com/edc-tools/pp_367452.html

I posted this some days ago

Also wanting these after reading reviews

https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32796373899.html?trace=wwwdetail2mobilesitedetail&productId=32796373899&productSubject=New-Boarseman-KR25D-Hifi-In-Ear-Earphone-3-5MM-High-Qaulity-Flat-Head-Earbuds-In-Ear&aff_platform=link-c-tool&cpt=1511096533516&sk=Zfamauj&aff_trace_key=fde695b9c22c4e01a77173588f3e1c6c-1511096533516-04421-Zfamauj&terminal_id=c9c9c24b7bbf4656a4533ab8e90102f1

And sorry no stripping shitty urls with phone

Just press the share button and use that url

Too much effort for tired brain

:+1:

he's a mod he can do whatever he wants

Nah we need to follow rules too

post a stuffed shark

I dont dare tribit it online

@Tribit 🦈

I wish i had those chinkshit sharks

one is on the way 👌👌👌👌👌

Hahhaha

I bought a grey one I think

yeh gray

@Cole <:shark_chink:230982717200793600>

Sharks get a pass

Ohshiii

see Tribit is on board with the meme

🦈

https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32649753294.html?

Last picture

>the mouth

lewd

Anyone know a thin 4-8cm long rollerball pen or mechanical pencil?

wtf cole 6 dullars for a flashlight holster

i have a fuckton of those from my cheapo knives

it's a 2 a pack @Sapharanth

same for the magnets

@Sapharanth so 3 dollars per one holster

and they're really good quality too

wtf cole

stop buyin so much crap

and is your phone old that you bought another one

?

are you gonna use that speaker?

are you going to carry a camera on a lanyard?

are you gonna charge 4 devices at once in your car?

Yes to all

*at some point

you bought 2 of those charges christ

Hahahahhaha

@Sapharanth STOP BULLY

the chargers one is for my brother's car one for me

the phone is a backup phone because we have no good backup phones with an OS at home

speaker yes I will use that a lot at work

Next up https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32337541004.html?

4 USB: dashcam, phone, then what if I have passengers

the lanyard thing is for the BLF Q8

@Sapharanth fuck you fam

<:hms:311152554618912768>

So why 2?

Ah

Ok

Speaker at work, 's alright

Buying a backup phone

@Cole do you identify yourself as hoarder

Just use an old phone as a backup phone

:P

old phone like what, no OS? ew

android pls

This is a backup phone

`its ok cole

are you scared of logging into your bank account yet?

if not you haven't spent enough money

Thats a burner phone

No, that's a backup phone

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

how good are those ultra thin phones

Same amount of letters and begins with b too, so I understand your confusion

kinda want one for the lolz

Ahit

I have my old Xpoeria J as a backup, but I need to buy a new battery for it

Can't handle a phone call wihtout shutting down

Shit* get jelly if you want small one

plus the redmi note might become a momphone

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/ULCOOL-V36-Phone-Ultrathin-credit-card-cellphone-metal-body-bluetooth-dialer-cell-phone-FM-mp3-dual/32806852009.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10152_10065_10151_10344_10068_10130_10345_10324_10342_10547_10325_10343_10340_10341_10548_10192_10541_10190_10562_10084_10083_10307_10301_10303_10060_10155_10179_10154_10539_10312_10059_10313_10184_10314_10534_10533_100031_10103_10073_10594_10557_10596_10595_10142_10107,searchweb201603_25,ppcSwitch_5&btsid=dcfe2371-abad-4bee-9845-69c4e4352241&algo_expid=c43ca86a-65c7-49f7-971d-5b0dbc8c79a8-2&algo_pvid=c43ca86a-65c7-49f7-971d-5b0dbc8c79a8&rmStoreLevelAB=0

does this have wechat

Man fuck small phones

i just want for the lolz

I have a Moto X Style that I'm about to sell

that's like this month of chinkshit shopping covered

and a Xiaomi Yi first gen dashcam that I'll sell to some loser

Oh right

Thanks for reminding me

I have to find shit to sell

First off are my crappy knives

I'll use the crappy knife money to buy better knives

spend it on flashlights 😛

spyderco endura 4

you're welcome

if it's illegal in your country, <:hms:311152554618912768>

We talked about this already, Cole

any good chink knifes?

But thanks for the help

I'm sure i'll find a buyer for these!

@aebkop HX OUTDOORS or Ganzo or Sanrenmu

I'm actually thinking about a hx outdoors knife

https://www.gearbest.com/fixed-blades-knives/pp_626394.html

this

hmm

might get

lol

i got 0 use for it tho cos im in uk

With sharper!

>uk
>knives
kek

@Sapharanth with sharpei would be better

sell dog with knife

<:aliOK:251417852156837888>

I want a beefy fixed blade and that one kinda fits the requirements

@aebkop but it's black and green too so illegal in the UK 👌

i might not even be able to buy knives from uk sellers soon 😢

and get them delivered anyway

How do you sharpen you knives, Cole?

Those are my gb favourites

Please dissuade me from them

@Sapharanth Lansky Blade Medic for a quick sharpening

Spyderco Sharpmaker for a more serious work

Robbing old ladies starterkit tbh

Naw, the masks are for winter

@Sapharanth don't get that organizer for that money

I'm not

it goes on sale for a few cents often

I missed all the flash sales

So no wetstones for you?

ive heard bad things about ganzo fixed blades

I'd get this for sharpening

I have one of these http://www.verketsvenner.no/Bildealbum/Slipestein/slides/IMGP0689.JPG

Many a shitty knife have been destroyed by 1 dollar aio sharpening stones and sharpening disks for rotary tools

Now that's what I'm talking about

There are mechanized sharpeners with wheels such as these

oh neat

I can see the blade medic locally

For merely 80% of my daily paycheck

Yeah, I think I'll get a stone for stationary work and the blade medic for new knives I'll buy

Since all my current ones are fucked

@Sapharanth I'm shitty with wetstones

can't ever keep the right angle

@Windatica that's why I'd get a HX OUTDOORS fixed blade, not a ganzo :p

...

wait

nvm

I'm retarded

yet again

that one IS a ganzo, kek

idk about HX OUTDOORS

well anyway I did watch reviews for that one and it seems good for 20 bucks

i saw a couple of reviews and they were hit and miss

fuck the previous statement I'm dumb

forget I said that hx outdoors thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd9Iv6GGTXw
*honk honk* <:honkhonk:381867737443467268>

i want it

@porco scooter meme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBJijr1fUw8

Xiaomi motorcycle when

inb4 they rip off the Faggio

Xiaomi car when

inb4 they rip off a Tesla

that scooter would be good to errands but you may as well get an electric bike kit for the price

yeah but then you would be a >cyclist

>tesla ripped of China by overhauling dead common batteries in series

<:chink:323022148870602752>

>chinkshit tesla for $10.000
Would you cop? And if you hit someone, what would the autopilot do?

need a cheap androgynous smartwatch

So I can put cheatsheets on it

Chink software would drive off as fast as possible

Buy a second hand Pebble, that screen doesn't light up

@Deleted User reverse

I'll look into that then

isn't chinkshit tesla just Faraday Motors?

kinda

They were being funded by LeEco

rly want them not to go bankrupt

I mean they car is nice, I wonder what the production version'll compare to Tesla's

it'll be exactly like a tesla

tesla are meme cars that only got as far as they did because they poured money into charge stations

I'm sure people thought internal combustion engines were just as much a meme when they first came out. The tech has to start somewhere

No fucking way I'M gonna beta test that shit though

problem is battery tech doesn't move particuarly fast

electric cars are meh

hydrogen's where it's at

Muh Toyota mirai

The problem is that people are thinking about it in terms of environmental impact. Everyone knows batteries are fucking AWFUL from that standpoint, arguably worse than fossil fuels