no fucking idea yet, im sure ill steal someone elses good idea 🤔

Lemme know if you find something neat to do.

if im going to anyhting with LEDS it will be this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJK4LlOwVds

Hm, yes.

neat

VTEC sticker came in. Less than a week from 11.11 sale.

https://i.imgur.com/eIXhp07.png

c h i n k e d

Why do people keep buying cheap chinese storage

It's like poptarts or band-aids: Some things just aren't worth buying off-brand

i had off brand pop tarts, fucking awful

Speaking of storage i need to build a new server i only have 5tb free ugh

id buy chink poptarts i wonder if there on aliexpress

do you not have proper taste buds or something

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/ChinkTarts/32606482036.html?

ill try almsot anythign once

It's been so fucking long since I've had a pop tart

I'm trying to become less fat QQ

@Matthew I didn't buy it, it came with my tevo tarantula

Anyone heard of RK ROYAL KLUDGE?

are there any decent chink mouses that aren't too expensive or am I better off just picking up something from a local electronics store

there are plenty of good chinese mice

using motospeed v30 rn, only one minor issue when i slam the mouse down causes the DPI to change but the DPI switch can be disabled

also royal kludge is a good brand, pretty sure they've even been featured on scamdrop a couple of times

they're not very well known though

Yeah, agreed. Chink SD cards are not worth the risk.

I hope that Chink SSD goes on sale again soon though. 👍

@Windatica I'm seeing one on trademe for cheap

cheaper than aliex

Do they have a proper mechanical switch?

>used keyboard

that's disgusting

no

it's new unit

what is it

what model that is

where do i find the invite link for this discord?

they have legit cherry and kalih models of the same keyboard, but they have some obscure keyboards

Not sure the model

Trying to get that info

@Killerclimax https://discord.gg/bUJ3VGM

if its their large keyboard with a fuck ton of LEDs, it uses longhua which is a company owned by kalih

<:chink:323022148870602752>

I have several rolls of LED dealies. If I wrap my keyboard in those, I could potentially be a cool kid.

same?

im debating getting a 5m strip for the back of my two monitors

but i never remember to turn them on

i was thinking about getting an arduino time shield and have them turn on automatically

I was about to say.

i actually have the time shield but i eventually scrapped the project

Wonder if you could just plug a microcontroller in to a USB port and have it, in turn, turn on the power (from a separate source).

Ie. just the microcontroller is powered by USB, and turns on at the same time as the computer.

okay boys

first things first

chink mice aren't great

idk if it's just me or my autistic hands but a lot of western gaymer brand mice feel a lot better

If you do go for chink mice

Make sure it has a 3050 or better

Since if it doesn't list the sensor it's probably an office mouse one

@Droidbot oi is that amaysim 24 for 6 months or whatever still a thing? Can't find it again

groupon

or scoopon

cant rememememember

I don't even need a particularly gaymur one, just having mouse 4/5 buttons would be enough

My old A4tech X7 is finally dying, it seems

the james donkey mice are nice apparently

@Windatica keyboard looks like this

wew got my new sim working in my 4x

r a d i c a l

Is it normal for customs to take this long?

am I reading that wrong? 3 hours isn't that bad

I mean that it got here 7 days ago

I guess it's not really customs fault though

Says its cleared

must be auspost

But that's not time spent in customs, though. now it's your postage system dragging their feet

yeah

My gimbal is finally on its way, godspeed

The chinks sent you a picture of your package before they shipped it? weird

Gearbest does it sometimes

@HEKTIK Got your SIM working? You mean you put it in the SIM tray? Impressive. <:chink:323022148870602752>

naw it wasnt working b4

can you search for stuff in the gearbest get it free program?
im gonna split the pay in half with a friend when we buy something and just get 2 copies of it

Is that a thing?

>trying to outchink the chinks

when will they learn

r8 my gf's programming socks from Ali

wtf

do your gf abolish the eggs?

nice dude, now post u wearing them

they were for me for memes but they're too tiny

damn dawg u sound beefy

your gf looks really fukin short

@porco next, buy canned condoms and show us a photo of you using them on her

<:chink:323022148870602752>

>literally knock-kneed

Naw, I'm just bein' a prick

>having a gf

ban this man

This thanksgiving is my 11th anniversary with my gf

tfw push people away and not good at relationships

> gf of 11 years
you ever let her out?

take the leash off?

let some fresh air into the basement?

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

tfw cursed with aspergers and a manlet

reeeeee

took me 3 years for her to let me put the leash on, my friend

stockholm syndrome takes time

Codependancy is a hell of a drug

did you two meet in grade school or something

yes

5th grade, became a couple in 8th, moved in directly after HS graduation

@Matthew https://www.aliexpress.com/w/wholesale-wedding-ring.html?spm=2114.search0104.0.0.sjTHAK&initiative_id=SB_20171118025815&site=glo&groupsort=1&SortType=total_tranpro_desc&g=y&SearchText=wedding+ring

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>Wedding

ha

you should have a chinkshit themed wedding

this

H-ha

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-Fashion-Show-Elegant-Temperament-Jewelry-Womens-Girls-White-Sapphire-Silver-Filled-Wedding-Ring/32525027404.html

I guarantee this one unlocks anal

tfw not having a pretentious self indulging millennial themed wedding in the foreseeable future

I'm way ahead of you niggas

i need something about meeeeeeeee

"way ahead" being 2 days ahead

Have you ever loved a girl with exactly $2.79 worth of devotion, but only with free shipping?

you know what would be crazy

finishing your thought

what if you got your girl pregnant and then had the doctor who is mad talented put like a wedding ring or something saying will you marry me in an a soundagram

Like, abort the baby and scramble its guts to spell it?

yeah

and have the ring among the viscera?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/most-realistic-onahole-to-date/695677204.html

I like where this is going

This is clearly a outdoors / survival item

what if you need to deliver a baby innawoods?

it will be if the wife catches it in the mail before you do

that's outdoors survival, mate @s3bbe

Heh
True

tfw gf is on the patch so I have evidence at all times that she's not gonna pull a fast one on me and lock me in with a babby

*Euphoric*

But just in case, are there any really, really deathtrap-tier baby toys on ali?

theres probably some chink playdough with lead in it

https://youtu.be/hIUJWIT9GrU

Just get a mouse trap (with hardened steel teeth) and a cute figurine and say the packaging got lost

Alas, I'm not third world enough to be washing my hypothetical baby in a fuckin' bucket

god ol' clive

I DO also remember a deathtrap showerhead he reviewed as well, that could work.

https://youtu.be/mcDgOGC5Lcc

Aw, shit, the sun's already up. Fucking Minnesota. God damned titled axis and shit

or w/e is causing the sun to rise like fucking 5minutes earlier every goddamned day

you could drop your baby off in front of a starbucks wearing a baby size wpww shirt and see what happens

really looking for a market to get my cash up, is there a white nationalist babyline out there, i might be able to corner that untapped market

They don't want manlet genes

errr im just making and selling cute white power clothes for babies, not making the babies

oh, a clothesline.

there was an article on (((Cracked.com))) the other day about the old bitch who sews klansman robes, maybe hit her up

someone joint venture a white trash pride baby clothes brand with me and get it in walmart end of 2k18

Minions holding tiki torches. Done

This is off-topic as fuck, unless the chinks have made a shirt with minions holding tiki torches or some shit

yeah, i have a horrible habit of every chat and even irl

derailing the fuck out of things and then arriving at nonsensical places

ur so randum! XDD

not really random, its more of i just like to talk about the things i want to talk about

an asperger trait i read, idk

<#189467888657235970> please

back to on topic

does anyone know of any good chink autism products

fidget spinners are too big for my hands

and then i got bored of the autism cube

The Autism dodecahedron, of course

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2017-New-Version-2-Fidget-Kubus-Mini-Stress-Relief-Adult-Toy-12-Faces-Anti-Stress/32819035756.html

that looks cool

but can that even go in my pocket

You could also try a Bolt-action pen, those are fun to click back and forth

and i look like a full blown autist if i whip that badboy out in public

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Portable-Tungsten-Steel-Head-Tactical-Pen-Self-defense-Pen-EDC-tactical-pen-outdoor-self-defense-pen/32762745018.html

I own a couple of these, and get constant comments on how hefty and nice they are. The mechanism is super comfy, as well

you can click it back and forth, and the top of the pen is a hard tip that you can tap on stuff

looks cool, but mostly want something in my off hand and wouldnt like switching it back to my right hand when need to be used

i saw a cool looking one on shark tank, that is hardly visible and looked neat and hoping for a knockoff

but it's 6.60$

of course it must be nice for that kind of money

here we go

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hand-Spinner-Fidget-Cube-Key-Ring-High-Speed-Rotation-Toys-for-Kids-Adults-Reduce-Stress-especially/32806758756.html

this is the one i saw, might get this

It's incredibly nice. But there's one that costs twice as much on here that's literal dogshit in comparison

suck it shark tank guy, get chink'd

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/No-6-Pull-Bolt-Tactical-Pen-Holder-with-the-Pocket-Clip-Cylindrical-Pen-EDC-Outdoor-Camping/32691247886.html

This one feels so fucking bad. Thee actual knob for the mechanism is fucking screwed in slanted in mine, and the entire thing feels like it'll fall apart

I remember seeing someone review those things on youtube once, LOTS. She was a turbo autist. Like, while she was saying how great these were at "stimming", she was also nibbling on a rubber thing she had hanging from her neck. I truly weep for people that bad

i do stupid autist hand movements sometimes when thinking of something, i dont want to, but i realized it helps me a lot

and fyi, that's 2 bike chain links, 2 keychain rings, and some dental bands. you could make one yourself for literally 3 cents if you wanted to. guarantee you have the shit in your house already

yeah, thats what the guy on sharktank said too

but this is someone who made it for someone dogshit at handywork such as myself

wha- Look at it, fool. How can you not recreate that

bah, I have to sleep.

i don't have steady hands

clubman handlebars got customs clearance

🙏 🙏 🙏

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Fidget-Rings-Stress-Cube-Decompression-Toys-Fidget-Cube-Relieves-Anxiety-Stress-Juguet-Magic-Cube-For-Adults/32813318239.html

someone be my autism-fu

learn 2 pen spin

its wwhat i do

How about that mech switch one

i have bad motor skills

@LOTS#8637 I have one of those things

i already decided im getting the bike lock thing

but check this shit out lmao

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Bei-fen-Fidget-Spinner-Model-of-Bullet-Clip-Warhead-Metal-Hand-Spinner-Autism-Adult-Anti-Relieve/32813530364.html

you have the makeshift bike one

i was talking of the fidget cubes

o

i have one, feels cheap with chink joystick

bored with it

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2017-Desk-Toy-Mini-Cube-Relieves-Anxiety-and-Stress-Juguete-For-Adults-Squeeze-Fun-Fidget-Cube/32830844419.html

this thing

i have Black/Green

i got basic grey/black

spinwheel/switch/smooth part is my faves

I feel like you could use that woman's face on a chink blackhead advertisment or listing

probably has been

HMMMMMMMMMMM

anybody wanna run her face on a google search?

look at photo

one fingernail

pretty sure shes a cokehead

@LOTS#8637 oh shit

good find

long fingernails 🤢

thanks i am detective observational autist

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2017-New-Designed-Counting-Fidget-Ring-Mini-Pressing-Counter-Toy-For-Autism-and-ADHD-EDC-Hand/32790457909.html

i had an analog counter
my autism showed in that i took it apart but couldn't put it back in

kek

<:benis:239668961011040257>

@JHWH that yours?

just arrived

christmas present for my brother

uh

what is it exactly?

xxl mousepad

doesn't seem very rigid

wdym rigid?

its one of those floppy ones

like those steelseries mats or smth