i would if it was for me

buuuut

the guy INSISTS

>insisting this much on a gift

its not even a gift

whered you get that idea from

I don't know, christmas coming up

why not lie and say "oh sorry man, chinks don't do Qi chargers"

i can explain the situation in offtop if you care enough

but basically

i need to find one

that 100% legit one looks fine

@fuckthapolice https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/NILLKIN-fast-charger-for-samsung-s8-s8-Plus-Qi-Fast-Wireless-Charging-Pad-for-Galaxy-S7/1614012_32829195702.html

nillkin is a trusted brand

good shit

had wireless chargers from them before

worked good

though wireless charging is a meme

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/NILLKIN-Magic-Disk-III-Magic-Cube-qi-wireless-charger-For-samsung-s6-s6-edge-s7-s7/1614012_32621586118.html

older gen, cheaper

fucking kill me

he really wants that cooling

rip

im never offering help again

at least not for free <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

buy the nillkin and a gongtian fan

cooling <:benis:239668961011040257>

qi charging takes forever

@Deleted User i make good solution yes

https://www.gearbest.com/binoculars-and-telescopes/pp_340702.html

lemme buy 4

http://opticgearlab.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Top-night-vision-goggles.jpg

cole_irl

I would

that's not how night vision on works...

>not understanding wide field of view

john pls

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-Fast-Wireless-Charger-Convertible-For-Samsung-Galaxy-S8-plus-S8-Note8-S7-edge-S7-Note5/32834334901.html?

>original

ok i managed to get his approval

👌

i hope you sent them only pics

getting this one unless you tell me otherwise

not the site

obviously

not like aliexpress is unknown in boland but sstill

``1pc*Tpye-C conversion head``
I'm not sure

hm

not only it's not the glorious Type-C, but also is conversion head

fucking longlinks ree

oh

that's the "gift" lmao

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-SAMSUNG-Qi-Wireless-charger-note-8-S8-S8-plus-for-Galaxy-s7-s7-edge/32835979549.html?

this one looks more legit imo

lmao

I'm thinking about a fixed blade knife from the chink

HX OUTDOORS is good right

yeah

well regarded company

https://www.gearbest.com/fixed-blades-knives/pp_626394.html

oh fuck this ganzo is double illegal in the UK

- is a knife
- black and reflective green

what

is black illegal in uk

that's why they import only sandniggers

black and reflective green on knives/tools is banned

look up "zombie knife ban"

a 'noive?

i dont bloody think so

zombie knives is more of a collective term for overly decorative knives

"scary looking" ones

no you must be wrong I read it once on The Sun

>on the Sun

you mean IN the Sun?

that's the joke

o

oh

because they look scary

bravo

fear is banned in the UK

each citizen gets a "no fear" bumper sticker when they buy they first car

unless it's the government causing it

did I mention I actually have 3 sanrenmu's instead of 1 <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

I had 4, but the fourth one was getting stuck so I took it apart... aaaaand wasn't able to put it back together again so I **binned that knife**

https://www.gearbest.com/edc-tools/pp_367452.html

a bolt action tactical pen from china!

haven't seen them fake this one yet

nice

>bolt action pen

wut

for stabbing people

@johnfrum#8811 https://gloimg.gbtcdn.com/gb/pdm-product-pic/Electronic/2016/08/17/source-img/20160817142415_16816.JPG

so it's an 80% zipgun?

do you put a barrel on it?

https://www.gearbest.com/fixed-blades-knives/pp_711211.html

banned

that looks like its going to slide back up when you start typing

bad design yep

If it had a little notch it'd be fine

but yeah i want one too

too bad i have enough pens for my entire life from job fairs

I just snag a pen at work once in a while <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

I do have a parker jotter here though, that shit is neat

I have a metal "space pen" I got from aliexpress

its good

that's actually not a bad price for a bolt action pen

>tactical pen
>for outdoor survival

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

wow, this is super gay, it's literally just a pen with a stupid lock mechanism

R U D E
U
D
E

reminds me of the tactical comb

https://www.gearbest.com/edc-tools/pp_379628.html

I think those go for $20 on scamdrop

>Suitable for men and women, self-defense and practical <:thonk:288060975775612929>

what's a good edc torch? I live in the countryside and have to walk back from my bus stop in the dark a lot

a gun

and my mi a1 as a torch isn't that great

err

Nitecore Tube?

I wanna get a metal one thats 5 or 6 inches

nitecore looks bad qual

maybe spend about ~£20 on it

nibba uwot

metal is overrated

@Cole

just carry a billy club

this goyim trashin your tubes

you WOT

if you want to beat someone with a bit of pipe

but yeah nitecore tube isn't good for walking

@bap you got an 18650 and a charger fam?

L E A D P I P E

no

actually yeah

pussy

my dad does

they are completely blue

blast them with a BLF flashlight

blast em on the teeth with a maglight

they were shitty but damn you could beat a motherfucker with them.

I want to get an 18650 torch

convoy s2+ my duuuuuuuuuuuuuude

or blf a6

@Cole can you consult your gurus at BLF on if there's a coupon for the BLF A6?

a ZIP GUN?

its 8th grade all over

again

I can't find one

>completely blue 18650

https://i.imgur.com/mCb7FLl.png

sounds like a fire risk

blue makes it run colder

@Deleted User I don't actually post on BLF 😦 But afaik there never were coupons for the A6

if there are any coupons for either of those 2 torches I'll order now

nah I used one before

it was posted on leddit

cole what would you say is better the blf or convoy

they're both VERY close to each other, but I'd say BLF A6

they sell them on banggood with a battery and maybe even charger

in a bundle

https://www.banggood.com/BLF-A6-CREE-XPL-3D-74modes-Flashlight-Nitecore-UM20-2x18650-p-998532.html

sold out 😦

@Deleted User is the Apply button on bangood coupons supposed to be unclickable until the coupon you enter is valid or?

I'm trying to find coupons but when I past them the button is still gray and clicking it does nothing

I don't know pal, banggood is weird

I think banggood is the best site for quadcopter parts

I need to buy one of those eventually

they're good but their site is a mess

I get a bunch of coupons daily and I don't even know what I'm looking at most of the time

looks like a chink wrote them up in 5 minutes with a gun pressed behind his head

publish the raw list

http://budgetlightforum.com/forum/marketplace/deals

not finding any deals either on the BLF A6

everyone here is fluent in distressed chink

no worry dear

Zanflare F1 6000-6500K Flashlight
Price: 9.99 USD (~8.47 EUR)
code: GB11.11DEAL75

does that still work @Cole?

pls leave good review on store Dear

thats all the alichink I know

this

nope expired

why aren't all ali emoticons on here

we only have 3 slots left

@Deleted User The Code you entered has expired.

rip

remove <:chaika:232792149874311168>

<:anime:338369166929035265> this too

make room for ali emojis

i should just remove you

>it has reached usage limit<:benis:239668961011040257>

fucking Russian hackerd

@Windatica I thought we were friends 😦

<:alithink:327930371796893698>

hm

I'm officially not buying any more chink shit until next year

Friendship ended with Windatica, now Tribit is my best friend

Tribit at least memes me with 🔦 reactions <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

my last purchase has an estimated arrival date of 24th december I'm done no more purchases

how many thinking emojis do we need?

all that we have right now!

never enough

<:alithink:327930371796893698>

it's harder to avoid buying chinkshit than keep from touching yourself

it's a real battle for me

I wish I was joking...

I don't need money to jack off

this is what poorfags actually believe

I can't wait for my art socks to come

anyone recommend me nice gaming socks for the christmas maybe?

>gaming socks

any socks

@johnfrum#8811 it might not cost you money, but it costs you a piece of your soul

>not programming socks

and solder the rgb yourself

pro gaming socks

xiaomi programming socks

ah sorry I meeant programming socks with blue leds that will cool my legs

>set your legs on fiee

who puts that on his wishlist? :-D

https://www.gearbest.com/keyboards/pp_1054409.html

xiaomi is doing this

whoa

its not even chinkshit at this point

you can get a used kb with cherry switches for less

dayum son

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KcvQpRdCzQ

tbh

Unbox Therapy ew

yeah hes annoying

but hey

id rather watch this than the verge or hipster negro

wrong

unbox is disgusting

mkbhd is the only true one

C L I V E

When you compare new products with used ones

😂

he's also a big shill

were all shills

there are power banks with wireless charging now

unfortunately they all seem to be 5V1A so slow charging

fuck that stupid meme

@fuckthapolice holy shit I'd rather watch the hipster negro than unbox "i'll shill literally anything" therapy

@DeftBeck that sounds incredibly useless. you'll lose so much of the powerbank capacity just because of the wireless charging meme

it just goes into the air instead of to your phone

i love magnet cancer

@Windatica
>youtuber
>shill
pick both

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@Comfy#1404 are they threathening me mate