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2017-11-16 11:57:37 UTC

Fug me

2017-11-16 11:57:42 UTC

Paying triple the price of a cell for shipping

2017-11-16 11:58:55 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/380688183647797248/Iy5QR-4qLDHL.jpg

2017-11-16 11:58:56 UTC

My chinkbot arrived in a mere 3 days

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/380688186931675137/JPEG_20171116_125825.jpg

2017-11-16 11:58:57 UTC

uh oh

2017-11-16 11:59:01 UTC

yo i hate miui

2017-11-16 11:59:07 UTC

wtf do i replace it with

2017-11-16 11:59:12 UTC

@Ayingott holy shit that's a record time

2017-11-16 11:59:18 UTC

Nice

2017-11-16 11:59:23 UTC

@HEKTIK lineage

2017-11-16 11:59:27 UTC

Arch

2017-11-16 11:59:35 UTC

That's what I get for living in a developed country

2017-11-16 11:59:50 UTC

This still had to arrive from a developing one

2017-11-16 11:59:54 UTC

Honestly it was sent from Germany so I expected it

2017-11-16 12:00:36 UTC

Ah

2017-11-16 12:00:39 UTC

Understandable

2017-11-16 12:00:48 UTC

What's the typical capacity of 14500 cells?

2017-11-16 12:00:53 UTC

800mAh's fine?

2017-11-16 12:12:11 UTC

do I need a 14500

2017-11-16 12:12:12 UTC

fuk

2017-11-16 12:16:50 UTC

uhhhhhh

2017-11-16 12:16:52 UTC

so

2017-11-16 12:16:53 UTC

I read

2017-11-16 12:16:59 UTC

and it runs at lower power with AAs

2017-11-16 12:17:00 UTC

lol

2017-11-16 12:17:12 UTC

Yep

2017-11-16 12:17:15 UTC

I have 2 similar ones

2017-11-16 12:17:21 UTC

thank fuck

2017-11-16 12:17:29 UTC

14500s are 10x the price

2017-11-16 12:17:32 UTC

of the fucking thing

2017-11-16 12:17:39 UTC

But they're rechargeable

2017-11-16 12:17:51 UTC

so are my aas

2017-11-16 12:17:54 UTC

point?

2017-11-16 12:18:00 UTC

Fffffuck

2017-11-16 12:19:33 UTC

hell of a confusing description

2017-11-16 12:19:43 UTC

but there's a smaller version of that flashlight that can use 1xAA

2017-11-16 12:20:04 UTC

I got these

2017-11-16 12:20:12 UTC

Kiwi?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/380693539601776640/unknown.png

2017-11-16 12:20:20 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/380693570342092800/IMG_20171116_131946.jpg

2017-11-16 12:20:26 UTC

You buy kiwis from china?

2017-11-16 12:20:36 UTC

prepare to get cancer boy

2017-11-16 12:21:12 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/380693788772794378/IMG_20171116_132104.jpg

2017-11-16 12:21:19 UTC

Now this is a flashlight @Cole

2017-11-16 12:22:14 UTC

wew

2017-11-16 12:22:22 UTC

that's the old generation of flashlights

2017-11-16 12:22:28 UTC

I accidentally bought in to a mango presale

2017-11-16 12:22:31 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/380694119707574284/image.png

2017-11-16 12:22:54 UTC

@regular pedestrian chink mango? rip

2017-11-16 12:23:03 UTC

There's a led in it though, not a bulb

2017-11-16 12:23:09 UTC

ooooh

2017-11-16 12:23:11 UTC

interesting

2017-11-16 12:23:13 UTC

They are actually so good, just I don't like waiting

2017-11-16 12:23:16 UTC

only ever saw these with a bulb

2017-11-16 12:23:30 UTC

@regular pedestrian you ever feel warm on the inside?

2017-11-16 12:23:37 UTC

that's the radiation fron chink mango eating you alive

2017-11-16 12:23:38 UTC

There used to be a bulb

2017-11-16 12:23:44 UTC

But fuck that

2017-11-16 12:23:47 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/380694438009241601/IMG_20171116_132329.jpg

2017-11-16 12:23:53 UTC

And fuck those silly 4.5v batteries

2017-11-16 12:23:58 UTC

did it use like a 9v

2017-11-16 12:23:59 UTC

oh

2017-11-16 12:24:06 UTC

@Cole probably less radioactive than my glowing tritium implant

2017-11-16 12:24:15 UTC

"implant"

2017-11-16 12:24:18 UTC

Where'd you put that implant?

2017-11-16 12:24:18 UTC

glowdick

2017-11-16 12:24:25 UTC

In my arm

2017-11-16 12:24:30 UTC

No way

2017-11-16 12:24:39 UTC

>dick in arm

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-11-16 12:24:46 UTC

meme

2017-11-16 12:25:03 UTC

I've got graphite in my hand but I didn't choose that

2017-11-16 12:25:10 UTC

Some dude stabbed me with a pencil

2017-11-16 12:25:15 UTC

It's still there

2017-11-16 12:25:17 UTC

Why not remove it?

2017-11-16 12:25:23 UTC

@fireglow thought you needed the phone physically with you?

2017-11-16 12:25:23 UTC

Can't be fucked

2017-11-16 12:25:26 UTC

It ain't hurting me

2017-11-16 12:25:27 UTC

i stabbed myself with a pencil

2017-11-16 12:25:30 UTC

that's what a tutorial from xda said

2017-11-16 12:25:33 UTC

can still see the graphite bit

2017-11-16 12:25:34 UTC

Maybe it still uses lead and you're getting autism

2017-11-16 12:25:36 UTC

I don't have a pic of the implant glowing cause it's fresh and dim as but it's this one https://forum.biohack.me/index.php?p=/discussion/comment/23404/#Comment_23404

2017-11-16 12:25:52 UTC

>voluntarily injecting self with radiation

2017-11-16 12:25:56 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-11-16 12:26:09 UTC

@regular pedestrian 7 dimensional mangoes

2017-11-16 12:26:45 UTC

site slow

2017-11-16 12:27:46 UTC

I reckon you could probably host an unlock service on an orange pi if it was a lean well optomised one

2017-11-16 12:27:48 UTC

504 Gateway Time-out

2017-11-16 12:27:49 UTC

F U G

2017-11-16 12:28:57 UTC

This

2017-11-16 12:29:03 UTC

xiaomi forums give you actual cancer

2017-11-16 12:29:07 UTC

same with oneplus forums

2017-11-16 12:29:15 UTC

OP forums aren't bad

2017-11-16 12:29:23 UTC

SIR PLEASE VOLTE ON JIO??????????????

2017-11-16 12:29:27 UTC

Just NK-tier censoring

2017-11-16 12:29:30 UTC

xda is pushing it, but as long as you have an adblocker and only read the OP, you're good

2017-11-16 12:29:44 UTC

i like that poland has its own official miui rom

2017-11-16 12:29:47 UTC

we stronk

2017-11-16 12:29:53 UTC

POLAND CAN INTO ROM

2017-11-16 12:30:21 UTC

czechia has a miui community too

2017-11-16 12:30:28 UTC

@Droidbot#5851 oi r u still using miui or did u reflash

2017-11-16 12:30:33 UTC

wtf i cant @ cunts still

2017-11-16 12:30:35 UTC

im broken

2017-11-16 12:30:37 UTC

guys there spent time translating miui betas when there wasn't even an official czech language added

2017-11-16 12:30:41 UTC

massive community

2017-11-16 12:30:55 UTC

guys there will tell you where to buy, they'll fix your phones, anything

2017-11-16 12:31:33 UTC

>please input correct name

2017-11-16 12:31:34 UTC

wat

2017-11-16 12:32:16 UTC

lmao nvm got it

2017-11-16 12:32:24 UTC

forgot my mi account is under the name "Cole"

2017-11-16 12:32:27 UTC

I tried using my actual name

2017-11-16 12:32:33 UTC
2017-11-16 12:32:35 UTC

whaaaat

2017-11-16 12:32:37 UTC

It's really nice

2017-11-16 12:32:38 UTC

is cole not youre real name

2017-11-16 12:32:48 UTC

nah

2017-11-16 12:32:53 UTC

his real name is "cool"

2017-11-16 12:33:01 UTC

what is nice

2017-11-16 12:33:03 UTC

miui?

2017-11-16 12:33:16 UTC

Submitted. Please wait for the review.

After your application is approved, we will send an SMS notification to your cell phone.
If you have not got any info after 10 days, please post a thread in Complaints/Advice section of MIUI Global Forum.

2017-11-16 12:33:20 UTC

is it done

2017-11-16 12:33:26 UTC

is this true

2017-11-16 12:33:30 UTC

yes

2017-11-16 12:33:43 UTC

@Windatica waited for his for days

2017-11-16 12:33:46 UTC

i think

2017-11-16 12:34:07 UTC

Yeah

2017-11-16 12:34:11 UTC

MIUI is comfy

2017-11-16 12:34:21 UTC

tbh i like miui a lot but been thinking of flashing lineage anyways

2017-11-16 12:34:41 UTC

did you update to miui9 or whatever

2017-11-16 12:34:46 UTC

Yeah

2017-11-16 12:34:50 UTC

Miui8 was aight

2017-11-16 12:34:59 UTC

9 is comfy as hell

2017-11-16 12:35:16 UTC

agree

2017-11-16 12:35:30 UTC

im still on 8

2017-11-16 12:35:37 UTC

i dont like change :<

2017-11-16 12:35:49 UTC

I've got the 8>9 update pkg for rn4x

2017-11-16 12:35:59 UTC

Cause I'm an impatient little cunt

2017-11-16 12:38:07 UTC

I'll just get the unlock but I won't actually use it I guess

2017-11-16 12:38:14 UTC

phones on the global rom anyway

2017-11-16 12:38:26 UTC

and it's gonna be a backup phone so it can stay on whatever OS tbh

2017-11-16 12:38:43 UTC

isnt miui botnet af tho?

2017-11-16 12:39:08 UTC

hasnt been proven yet <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-11-16 12:39:17 UTC

everything is botnet if you believe it enough

2017-11-16 12:39:30 UTC

MIUI China is botnet

2017-11-16 12:39:36 UTC

Global not so much

2017-11-16 12:39:42 UTC

I got bootloader unlock permission in 3 hours but you have to wait an additional 72 hours

2017-11-16 12:40:08 UTC

@Windatica your profile picture ๐Ÿค”

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/380698555456815114/IMG_20171009_083515.jpg

2017-11-16 12:40:43 UTC

kek got the code

2017-11-16 12:40:49 UTC

now I have to wait for the phone yes

2017-11-16 12:41:57 UTC

anyone in here has a elephone p9000 ?

2017-11-16 12:46:57 UTC

>anker speaker still waiting for pick up
REEEEEEEE

2017-11-16 12:47:11 UTC

at least my phone has been handed over to airline already

2017-11-16 12:47:52 UTC

What phone?

2017-11-16 12:51:54 UTC

I just flashed MIUI 9 and now my 4x wont boot past the MI logo

2017-11-16 12:52:20 UTC

I know im going to be able to fix this but it would just be nice for things to just work properly for once

2017-11-16 12:54:24 UTC

just stalling

2017-11-16 12:54:33 UTC

I let it sit for at least 10 minutes

2017-11-16 12:54:34 UTC

just in case

2017-11-16 12:54:37 UTC

but no go

2017-11-16 12:54:51 UTC

my 4x did that on first start up

2017-11-16 12:55:16 UTC

I'll give it another go and just let it sit for a little longer

2017-11-16 12:55:23 UTC

I know first boots take longer sometimes

2017-11-16 12:57:06 UTC

whichever retard does naming schemes at xiaomi needs a kick in the ass

2017-11-16 12:57:59 UTC

mido

2017-11-16 13:01:48 UTC

I don't know what i'm doing wrong here

2017-11-16 13:01:55 UTC

i've double checked I downloaded the right rom

2017-11-16 13:02:06 UTC

it's just stuck.

2017-11-16 13:03:48 UTC

So now im downloading the fastboot rom and hopefully that works

2017-11-16 13:04:01 UTC

im not sure why theres a 500mb file size difference between the 2

2017-11-16 13:04:13 UTC

extra pajeet wirus

2017-11-16 13:10:03 UTC

@TCxUFATIME did you quadruple check the downloaded file size is actually correct? I managed to flash a zip that wasn't completely downloaded on an android phone once before

2017-11-16 13:10:19 UTC

even though the recovery was checking the signature and all

2017-11-16 13:10:20 UTC

???

2017-11-16 13:11:01 UTC

Im pretty sure it downloaded it all, going to try the fastboot method now

2017-11-16 13:16:20 UTC

is miui9 like rolling out now or?

2017-11-16 13:16:24 UTC

for the Redmi Note 4

2017-11-16 13:17:18 UTC

for some people i think

2017-11-16 13:18:42 UTC

yea

2017-11-16 13:18:46 UTC

it did like a week ago for me

2017-11-16 13:18:46 UTC

staged rollout then

2017-11-16 13:18:49 UTC

cool

2017-11-16 13:18:58 UTC

might be out for me by the time the phone arrives

2017-11-16 13:19:05 UTC

The coolest feature is split screen

2017-11-16 13:19:13 UTC

saves time

2017-11-16 13:19:21 UTC

wait

2017-11-16 13:19:25 UTC

it didn't have that before?

2017-11-16 13:19:29 UTC

nope

2017-11-16 13:19:33 UTC

it's got android 7.0 though????

2017-11-16 13:19:37 UTC

that's an android 7+ feature

2017-11-16 13:19:50 UTC

Don't ask me fam

2017-11-16 13:20:08 UTC

chinks I tell you

2017-11-16 13:20:10 UTC

<:italianthink:327934554126155776>

2017-11-16 13:20:42 UTC

Apart of that the ui is a little more sleek

2017-11-16 13:20:52 UTC

but I don't notice anything more than that

2017-11-16 13:21:32 UTC

splitscreen is indeed an android feature

2017-11-16 13:21:50 UTC

not that samsung havent had it since forever ago

2017-11-16 13:22:05 UTC

I've never had a need for it though

2017-11-16 13:23:42 UTC

tbh I use the "doubletap recents to switch between last used apps" so much

2017-11-16 13:23:48 UTC

that came along with split screen to android 7+

2017-11-16 13:23:53 UTC

stock android at least

2017-11-16 13:24:01 UTC

super useful

2017-11-16 13:24:11 UTC

That might be useful, I wasn't aware of that feature

2017-11-16 13:24:24 UTC

Yes

2017-11-16 13:24:26 UTC

I do switch between like 2 apps quite frequently

2017-11-16 13:24:28 UTC

that's exactly what I meant

2017-11-16 13:27:10 UTC

Ahh i see

2017-11-16 13:27:12 UTC

nice

2017-11-16 13:28:42 UTC

I'd use split screen/multi window a lot more if apps like discord would actually update chats in the background

2017-11-16 13:29:08 UTC

when you put discord as an app into multi window and keep using chrome in the other, the discord screen doesn't update until you tap on it

2017-11-16 13:29:13 UTC

that's ass

2017-11-16 13:30:25 UTC

this

2017-11-16 13:30:38 UTC

Slack has that same problem

2017-11-16 13:30:41 UTC

a lot of apps do

2017-11-16 13:30:46 UTC

Uhh

2017-11-16 13:30:49 UTC

It does update

2017-11-16 13:30:53 UTC

even Google Maps were like that until they updated them

2017-11-16 13:31:08 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/380711389712482304/Screenshot_2017-11-16-14-30-56-850_com.discord.png

2017-11-16 13:31:27 UTC

no

2017-11-16 13:31:50 UTC

do I really need to make this a video

2017-11-16 13:31:59 UTC

Oh you mean when you don't have the screen pulled up?

2017-11-16 13:32:53 UTC

say something now fam

2017-11-16 13:33:11 UTC

hom

2017-11-16 13:33:12 UTC

o

2017-11-16 13:33:27 UTC

k got it

2017-11-16 13:33:44 UTC

hm where can i up this

2017-11-16 13:33:59 UTC

streamable

2017-11-16 13:34:12 UTC

is mixtape.moe okay

2017-11-16 13:34:17 UTC

fine

2017-11-16 13:34:29 UTC

http://my.mixtape.moe/llsddw.mp4

2017-11-16 13:35:27 UTC

see how it gets stuck on "fireglow is typing" but doesn't actually show the messages?

2017-11-16 13:35:38 UTC

the app doesn't update

2017-11-16 13:35:47 UTC

It works for me

2017-11-16 13:35:49 UTC

Genuinely

2017-11-16 13:35:57 UTC

How to take video?

2017-11-16 13:36:54 UTC

I guess it could be tied to specific OEM configurations, idk

2017-11-16 13:37:07 UTC

but I know even google maps had this problem back when Android 7 was out

2017-11-16 13:37:30 UTC

OK type something

2017-11-16 13:37:37 UTC

ni๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ…ฑer

2017-11-16 13:37:46 UTC

niggers tongue my anus

2017-11-16 13:37:50 UTC

aeiou

2017-11-16 13:37:53 UTC

john madden

2017-11-16 13:38:00 UTC

๐Ÿ”ฆ

2017-11-16 13:38:21 UTC

Why does installing ADB and Fastboot on a mac have to be such an ordeal

2017-11-16 13:38:26 UTC

I should have just stuck with Lineage Os

2017-11-16 13:38:28 UTC

because you have a mac

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