the trap there tried to force me to get a tripcode

ama

Did she send you her boi pussy

wtf is tpg

ThinkPad general

Trap pegging general

o

I saw like 5 different package delivery vans while I was out today

Came home and there was nothing

sad

Absolutely sad

Sadboyz

Imma check my mail now actually

What are you guys waiting on?

Godspeed

my condolences @TCxUFATIME

It was heartbreaking

bunch of dacs and some smd components

Owo

microSD

and a bike light

waiting on REDMI NOTE 5 to be announced already

/fit/boi taking the stairs instead of the lift

how tf do i open the sim slot for the 4x

iirc most phones have like a pinhole

i poked it with the tool and it did nothing

just clicked

i'm waiting on my gimbal, ZS5's, ES3's, a 3.5mm to 1/4" jack, fisheye lens, bluetooth module, blackhead remover, headphone splitter, micro sd usb adapter, and some makeup for my gf to burn her face off

keep pokin around in there

push harder

USB LEDs, an organizer, coffee cup holders, some headlamps and batteries for them

that's the shit that should arrive rather soon, the rest is just leaving chinkland or hasn't even been picked up yet

o

You get it?

ye

WAIT FUCK I JUST REALISED I LOST MY SIM CARD IN MY OLD PHONE

WAIT NOT SIM

HAHAHAH

TF CARD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IM RETARDED

fuck ill just use the one in my dap

rip

i think my phone only had a 32 gig one anyway

at least you'll have some sick tunes to play on your brand new phone and get all autsy about being not as hifi as your dap

>not having a pile of usable SD cards

ill be using an external dac anyway

i'm lacking on storage

out of space on my pc, out of space on my phone

out of space on my laptop

no sd cards, no usbs

what a life

Take it bets

ill probably get a 512gb sd card just so i can load a fuck ton of music

Onahole

lewd contents

but why not just stream at THAT price, goyim! instead pay monthly forever and increase your data to play anywhere anytime!

@Droidbot inflatable waifu

totally not costing more in the long ron

Optus has free spotify streaming

i hate streaming

all my obscure shit is never on there

i get that feel

sometimes it's NOT EVEN OBSCURE SHIT

yea

spotify removed the first Ziltoid album by Devin Townsend, so i can't unironically listen to cringy comedy metal

but that's the album with one of his most played songs by a huge margin, so it's not like it's some random album

it doesn't make any sense

seems like they just pick and choose

with a dartboard

or they bought cheap chinese hard drives with bad firmware that are deleting songs that they thought were safely stored in the cloud™

oh god the noise floor is so high on the 4x

oh god

How much?

Sparse packaging

$20

wew nice

i still got my old sharks

i lost a shark in my old phone tho :-(

I showed my mates both of them

i still got my non-shark chink card i bought that had cake sprinkles

i forget which brand

The Evolution+ and the Shark cards

but it's still working in my 3DS for pirated games

like on the outside?

My friends were saying "get the smug shark cards"

but I didn't

I wanted South™ Korean™ Quality™ and BootLoops™

Samsung usually makes decent stuff when it's not exploding

there is a samsung booth at my local shopping center and im really tempted to go up and ask if they explode

woulda been better if i had done it back when the meme was still relevant

doenst samsung make missles

yes

not anymore, thier arms development branch was sold off to a larger company

I heard about 3 times that the plastic and metal xiaomi pens use different ink cartridges, but just now i heard that you can use the same ink cartridge for either the plastic or metal pen, what is the truth?

My xiaomi speaker from gearbest is shipping from Rowland Heights, California... I'm confused since it's a white suburban neighborhood, that's not china

US warehouse

there's a few dotted around the world, UK warehouse, polish one

KZ ATE failed durability test, 0/10 would not recommend

nice ear rings

Pls

Are those any good

Same as the ATE but with memory cable

Ok thank

Wtf did you do to them?

anyone ever ordered an air compressor for a car?

There's probably a budget hardware store near you that will sell the same thing but cheaper/ without a month and a half wait

you mean like one of those 12V ones?

yeah, 12 v

I'm pretty sure where I live it will be more expensive and shittier

@Stoopeedo I ordered one from China. It sucked. Not literally, but it might as well have.

Then I went and bought one in a store and it was good.

what if the one I get in the store sucks

then you return it

Air compressor seems like something that you would not want failing on you in your dire hour

i did it

i ordered a emissar d4

rip

110$ 😢

Well, now you have a really bright light to shine at things

money well spent

blind negros from 500 feet!

Cole has struck again, who will stop this dutchman gone postal?

>cole

>dutch

_TRIGGERED_

cole
postal
HE APPARENTLY WORKS IN A POST OFFICE SO IT CHECKS OUT THERE IS NO NEED TO BE UPSET

he works for CP <:benis:239668961011040257>

Yeah he gets priority chinkshit because of his connections

<:pepewot:327934404234313739> fucker

my chinkshit is being shipped by snail

postNL owns Spring Global Mail which is what aliexpress standard shipping is

5-14 day delivery

for fuck all

<:alismirk:230784726615588865> <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

chimping out, he cant keep getting away with this

Fuck me right up the bumbum...! This Swedish electronics supplier charges $200 for ONE PCB.

The Chinas charge $2 for ten. <:chink:323022148870602752>

what the fuck, you could buy a tv and rip circuitry out of it for cheaper

200 swedenbucks? \

@kontroll >buying one pcb

the fab cost for 1 or 100 is basically the same

@Goz3rr Irrelevant.

@cjharmer73 Not at all. 1700 Swedenmoneys.

<:shiggy:232792354610872320> fucking end it then, buy 1000 and distibute them for profit

I think I'll just order from the Chinas. As is proper.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Donald-Trump-Costume-Mask-Halloween-Realistic-Latex-Masquerade-Carnival-Mask/32772677634.html you disappoint Dorito daddy

They even did the lips. 😂

This stoooore...! They have an 8x8 LED matrix on sale.

For $70.

The exact same item on Ali? $3.

hey guys its me ricegum guy

i changed my user and pic to be more edgy

ive spent $70 so far on random shit and i need more

flashlights

my earbuds just came in

got a few different ones, and they are all pretty much utter poop garbage

>changed his name because of bulli

list em

review time!

although your name doesn't make sense to me

@johnfrum if that was true why didnt i change it until now

memes get old my dudee

ive had it for like a whole month

because you grew tired of explaining the same Google translate bad joke. RIP ricegum

also what are the ear buds like?

not even true

guess i could make random shit up too for no reason

the earbuds change drastically by the slightest touch

like they are good in the right position put if u fukin breathe it might change

I'd chuck them, my ear buds did that and then started shocking me

the fuk

just a mild one, almost pleasant

the fuk x2

also if i was tired of explaining a google translate joke then why would i make another one

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

looking for sextoys with mild electric ear shocks is hard

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

what does that mean

chink ear buds kept shocking me and now I like the feeling.

😬

so if you don't like ear shocks I'd chuck them before they do it.

also i decided not to go with a chink sex toy

weakling

i bought a fleshlight and it came in yesterday

the problem is, i cant cum with it

i can only use my hand

hook them up to your earbuds

👌

i like cant feel my peen

unless its with my hand

like i put it in the fleshlight

>the problem is, i cant cum with it
>i can only use my hand
you have probably gripped your penis too tightly when masturbating and desensitized it

and i hardly feel anything

you will also have trouble maintaining erection if you ever have sex as a result

yea im actually pretty scared

just wank less tbh lad

don't jerk off for a month and you'll be fine

it comes back

did you use lube

with the fleshlight? ya

dont think it would even fit without it

the problem is that there is no way in hell i can go a whole month without fappin

i currently jerk it 3-4 times a day

jesus christ man

...

do you do that without lube?

yea

fucking stop

and you say I am weird

😬

at least use a nice bit o lotion

i cant cum if i use lotion

cut it down to once every couple of days and use some kind of lubricant

then you will never cum inside a woman

i mean that was going to be true regardless

xd

feel like it would take me weeks adjusting to just once a day

if your dick's got used to the much higher friction of wanking without lubricant then you're fucked

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

you can get burnmarks

>cutfags

Buy some chink loctite and use as lube

>gorebeast hasn't shipped my package yet

I got the tracking code on Monday fucking work for your money

it's been two weeks and no tracking

daily reminder that the chinks take a two hour siesta every day for lunch/nap

have you seen the amount they eat?

that's thanksgiving dinner every fucking day

thought it was an asian stereotype that tthey dont eat much

@aebkop n i c e

gonna edc it lol

you get the pocket clips?

what configs did you buy

xpl hi cool white

nichia 219

got the 18350 tubes + clips lol

>cool white

<:you:265281777168416768>

thread bout to die

@aebkop why cool white

cos its cool yo

i just want max output lol

i'll porb carry the nichia

the nichia is the warmest of them all

I went for xpl hi in neutral white

also green tube

>tfw no chinklights have soft yellow