give him a flashlight and a knife

good idea yes

give him a lemote and a gentoo MIPS stage3 tarball

and no charger

well now you're losing me

and he can only keep it if he gets to a bootable state within one battery charge

I'm not that far in the linux meme

basically install gentoo

>not being that far in the Linux meme

Off my board normie rrreeeeeee

still blows my mind like 5% of my youtube channel viewing is from Linux

you're all PRETENDING to use Linux?

>uses a proprietary javascript IRC frontend targeted to children playing videogames
>calls others normies

is this like fat girls pretending to go to the gym?

Listening here boyo

I'm on my phone

My linux machine isn't tainted with this stuff

But my xiaomeme phone is

I genuinely do think most of you guys pretend to use linux tbh

or you have it installed on a laptop on a dual boot but you never boot into it

everybody post screenfetch now

*crickets*

I can't cuz my laptops in my backpack. Give me a couple minutes to dig it out

Also who the fuck uses dual boot or VM that's for niggers

If you don't have just a single copy of anything running then you need to die

just describing the average /g/tard

who is really a /v/tard

>Ubuntu

Get off my board rrreeee

am i cool yet

kek

My laptop doesn't have discord on it can I just take a pic of it?

>he actually wants to get shit done that's sooo bad

nice

https://puu.sh/ym44l/cce325fe1a.png actually no work done
but this exists only on windoze

Shitty XiaoMi pic

come at me linuxfags

Mfw it's a XiaoMi air

@Big Meme nice face

Find a flaw with my screenfetch. Pro tip. You can't

your face

>all those consumer grade CPUs

you disgust me, you are supposed to represent /g/

with your i5|7-****U

>U

u stands for kys

not even a threadripper or a xeon in here

do you all just surf the web and play videogames?

y-yes

yes

>U
>play vidya

that stands for "getting shit done"

My gaming machine has nice specs but this XiaoMi laptop I only use for like school, occasional hacking, and just like little projects and it's portability

>ubuntu
>getting shit done

tbh I bought that box for 130$ yesterday, second hand, and ubuntu is the only distro that booted in the first place. All others kernel panicked before any possible input

and I didn't investigate why yet

from what I saw the GPU might be defective

you need those non-free packages pal

(((Nvidia)))

novideo, you mean?

gotem

Oh yeah shit

could be possible since Ubuntu is the only distro that uses them by default

(((novideo)))

while others at least attempt to use the free ones

cards probably just obscure and shit like most quadros

and poulsbo

fuck poulsbo and powervr

not sure if it's worth it to put another card inside

look that up, I don't expect people to know the hell on earth that is poulsbo graphics

I paid 130 $ for that old workstation and I feel like spending hundreds for a decent GPU is an overkill

what would you do?

does the E3 mainstream chips have igpus?

yes but it doesn't even do Full HD

nope, it doesn't have an igp

lol

then it's the mainboard that has one

there's a GPU which takes up to 32 MB shared RAM on the board

is there? What board

Turn it into a server or buy a gt1030

this is sandy bridge so it's not that old

get like a 1050 or 1050ti and flip it as a cheap gaming pc

because that CPU is still quite capable

yeah, students go for that big time

I don't game

>selling it

no

it's my computer now

I'd like to remind that I upgraded from a 2006 Core 2 Quad Q6600

which I was using daily until yesterday

>not using arch Linux as a daily operating system

Maybe a 1050 TI would be a good idea but it looks weird in a workstation

it's a good card

I kind of want to get one just to hook it to my thinkpad and try one of those chink eGPU docks

looks fun tbh

let's actually move this to <#189467888657235970> before we all get ass raped

Was about to say that yeah

so i ordered a glow in the dark band for my miband2

il post pics and review it once i get it

i got my bluedio t4s

so i gotta test them

"pairing com leated"

engrish needs a bit work but damn audio is actually good. >mfw im falling down the pit of chink audiophile

endoscope deal expired already ):

Hi /csg/ friends

wym audio is good

relative to what

Hi murderer

you killed radio star

Probably a bass well creeping into 30khz

its true

I did

@Videobro videos when, Videobro?

Whenever my SHIT arrives

hopefully 1-2 weeks max 😃

noice

I've always been uneasy reviewing things, I prefer doing my vintage videos

so it'll be nice for someone else to do it

@Deleted User I got a new band for my mi band too. It's one of those leather surfer dude looking ones. I'll post pics when it comes in

It also gives me a nice excuse to upgrade my camera gear

>chick leather

enjoy the poison

I don't think it's real leather tho

Cuz it's chink

So it's obviously some poly pseudo plastic they developed for 12 cents a ton

the audio on bluedio t4 worth it tho i keep hearing gltiches

which im not sure is my headphones or my laptop Fuckingn up

ill figure a better testing method soon

you don't have a PMP pr phone to test with?

Or really anything with audio out

Im using the bluetooth on my laptop which is overloaded im going to test on my ipod touch when i test it then i need to test it on my actual setup of my ipod classic wiht a bluetooth adapter

Bluetooth is sadly such a terrible and ubiquitous protocol

Bluetooth is sadly such a terrible and ubiquitous protocol

Bluetooth is sadly such a terrible and ubiquitous protocol

Bluetooth is sadly such a terrible and ubiquitous protocol

does anyone have opinions they could share on the bluetooth protocol? Trying to figure out if it is terrible and/or ubiquitous

Bluetooth as a protocol is a mess.

take a look at Bluetooth Low Energy

and you'll see Jeb!

it's completely different and incompatible with standard Bluetooth

and yet

it's called Bluetooth 4.0

Because it's all design by committee horse shit

>laughingfinns.jpg

20 bytes per packet

that's all you get with BLE

Has anyone bought one of those small circular Xiaomi bluetooth speakers?

they're the worst in audio quality i believe

>implying anyone can tell with thier compressed to shit YouTube mp3 files

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

I put an audiophile crystal up my ass for the sound to really open up

so, a led headband wrapped around a backpack and not a head

depends on how big your backpack is though

i can get mine to wrap around my backpack, but i carry one 1" binder every day

I think he means wiring a powerbank to a headlamp

I'm lost

just get a headlamp with rechargable batteries

like AAA enterloops

no, you can get a headlamp with red leds

dont know if they flash though

oh, this will fix ya
http://s.aliexpress.com/BrYFBZbI

those retail for $20 on the 'westernized' store

Physical stores are dead

>join discord voice chat. >youtube breaks

discord continues to be garbage

>YouTube while talking

you're the worst kind of person

>not youtube while waiting for people to come online

there's no voice channel in this discord ;)

you right THO TBH

>not telling peope your jacking off to doujins

oh shit I never really noticed

do you even have friends

i need to get a chink Sound setup for my blue yeti and set htat up

but first i need like ten mini usb cables because the ones i have are all broken

>blue yeti

🤢

blue yeti isn't that bad, but its definitely westerner bait

definitely overpriced too

might i introduce you to the world of chinkmics?

He probably saw it on a twitch stream and bought it

Not his fault

i got it for free

so i might as well use it

and nah it was stolen lmao

and yeah ill probably go wiht some Quality Chinkmics if they are worth it

>stolen

Give it back Jamal

Jamap

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

Should have kept it as is, solid autocorrect

actually do the spongbob condoms have regular or spongbob themed condoms? someone ask the seller.

@johnfrum#8811 they're probably azn size condoms though

perfect for most people in here then

if anyone uses chink condoms they deserve either accidental impregnation or sterilization

why would you use Chinese condoms

theyre going to travel in god knows what conditions

https://i.imgur.com/RCWEry9.jpg

We don't say "Chinese" here

relevant

Speak properly

<:scott_flag:231805451589779457>

Why would you EVER buy chink condoms

Why would you NEVER buy chink condoms

True.

if i got a good deal id sell condoms at my local flea market

i would do that if there were not already chink sellers with big cardboard boxes

FUCKER RUINED FLEA MARKETS I'LL KILL YOU

IF I WANTED TO GO TO A DOLLAR STORE I'LL GO THERE YOU CHINK FUCK

@johnfrum u mad?

incredibly

>mentioned
holy fuck

it used to be comfy going down to the flea market with my family and picking up weird old shit now it's just a sweaty dollar store with Mexicans selling cheap tat instead of indians

Yeah my local china seller has 3 stalls and its jsut boxes on teh ground full of Shit

some of it looks useful but im not about to get chinked in person

You realize its just AliExpress IRL

its at /every/ local flea market too the same setup

its like aliexprss but without actual quality items, like if the headphone guy had some quality chinkaudio id probably spend money there but hwne its all beat knockoffs its like naaah nah

Would you buy Soylent from AliExpress?

I thought regular Soylent is deadly enough

iv considered buying chink drugs

@Tribit bought the belt, thank

@Cole No problem, saw someone asking about them some threads ago

found the cheapest one on AliExpress

can't quite grasp how is that buckle working

looks neat actually

would buy

from the photos

?

you push in the buttons on the female end to release the barbed male end

isn't john frum the name of the white man god the retarded cargo cult islanders worship?

@johnfrum I must be retarded this belts gonna be fun

@Tribit lmao OneTigris has the same one for 36 dollars

on Ali

lek

@Videobro joined discord for /csg/ so a materialist cult sounded about right

make that one fifty and that's gonna be the redmi note that I bought

me2 bby

rollin with dat 4. bitches b lik 'OOOOH'

@Cole I'm sure those belts are on massdrop for $60

👀

massdrop is good for some things tbh. just not chink shit

i can imagine if they had good leather, *maybe* dropping $20 for those