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2017-11-14 18:34:36 UTC

Can I just drag and drop files from my computer?

2017-11-14 18:34:44 UTC

Or do I have to go to Kindle store?

2017-11-14 18:34:44 UTC

your prob better off with a kobo if you want that

2017-11-14 18:34:49 UTC

Ok

2017-11-14 18:34:56 UTC

you can use that one program

2017-11-14 18:34:57 UTC

Do they have multiple models or just one?

2017-11-14 18:35:01 UTC

yeah you can use calibre

2017-11-14 18:35:03 UTC

tons of kobo models

2017-11-14 18:35:05 UTC

yeah calibre

2017-11-14 18:35:06 UTC

not sure which one to get

2017-11-14 18:35:13 UTC

Oh didn't know if you had a recc

2017-11-14 18:37:32 UTC

Kobo is really really expensive tho. They're like $100-$200

2017-11-14 18:38:16 UTC

So does anyone have any opinions on the best LED light strip to get from Ali

2017-11-14 18:39:04 UTC

beige keyboards are BEAUTIFUL

2017-11-14 18:39:07 UTC

daily reminder

2017-11-14 18:39:50 UTC

@Drunk Octopus any 5050 (24V) RGBs probly

2017-11-14 18:39:50 UTC

I can get a NOOK for $50 and a Kindle for $70-$80 but kobos are super expensive

2017-11-14 18:40:13 UTC

depends what you want from the lightstrip

2017-11-14 18:45:06 UTC

RGB, waterproof not necessary (will just be under kitchen cabinets), bonus points for some form of control from my phone, and since this is CSG, not expensive

2017-11-14 18:45:27 UTC

(ofc real answer is high cri (90+), 5050 (industrial highcri option for that 800 lumens),high HZ for smooth as fuck color change, etc)

2017-11-14 18:46:23 UTC

Also just to make it more annoying, this is my first foray into this sort of lighting

2017-11-14 18:46:31 UTC

but if its indirect mood light you can get 5050 with 170-500 lumens per foot

2017-11-14 18:47:12 UTC

i dont suggest using "Internet of Shit" app lights as they are veryveryvery shittily protected

2017-11-14 18:47:28 UTC

just one with the "manual (read remote)" controller

2017-11-14 18:48:02 UTC

Gotcha.

2017-11-14 18:48:13 UTC

how much of cabling we are talking about

2017-11-14 18:48:37 UTC

4 or 40 meters

2017-11-14 18:48:43 UTC

closer to 4

2017-11-14 18:48:55 UTC

I'm starting off with just some accent lights for the kitchen

2017-11-14 18:49:02 UTC

Not trying to line my apartment witth it

2017-11-14 18:49:07 UTC

you want it color changing or stabile X color ?

2017-11-14 18:49:29 UTC

Suggestions on both, because I think i could use the color changing for holiday lights

2017-11-14 18:49:59 UTC

I don't want it to be one color all the time if thats what you mean. The ability to change the color is what I'm looking for

2017-11-14 18:51:41 UTC

I've considered looking at smart lights from Ali et al but I get a weird feeling connecting chink products to my wifi like that

2017-11-14 18:53:55 UTC

are you planning using diffuser (smoother light (no spots) but you need more lumens for same effect)

2017-11-14 18:54:08 UTC

aka just sanded plexiglass or such in front of leds

2017-11-14 18:54:29 UTC

wondering about that beginer suitable so you get nice looking from it too

2017-11-14 18:55:55 UTC

if you want "install and use" style of setup anything 5050 RGB what is manufactured by "epistar" is safe bet

2017-11-14 18:57:42 UTC

and sure ali "certifications" mean jack shit

2017-11-14 18:57:47 UTC

but CE,RoHS,CCC is always good to have

2017-11-14 18:58:20 UTC

Hm, got a Pi Zero from my brother today.

2017-11-14 18:58:22 UTC

Yeah install and use setup is best for right now, and if I like the way it comes out I might go more into it

2017-11-14 18:58:26 UTC

ironic

2017-11-14 18:58:31 UTC

Any chinky addons I need for it?

2017-11-14 18:58:39 UTC

earlier we were talking about paracord and the paracord i ordered like 3 weeks ago came in

2017-11-14 18:58:57 UTC

and for when you want to go more into it @Drunk Octopus "neopixel" is the searchterm from adafruit.- those cost way more but are way fancier and smooth as fuck

2017-11-14 18:58:59 UTC

@Windatica Anything else you're waiting for that you'd like us to summon for you?

2017-11-14 18:59:16 UTC

yeah, one cheeseburger and small fries

2017-11-14 18:59:30 UTC

One AliBurger coming up. โ™‹

2017-11-14 18:59:38 UTC

the buns are 7d mangos

2017-11-14 19:00:05 UTC

7days old or 7-dimensional mangos

2017-11-14 19:00:13 UTC

order date: october 29
arrival date: november 14
pretty good

2017-11-14 19:00:15 UTC

can you get a custom print bandana on ali?

2017-11-14 19:00:38 UTC

2 weeks? That's most excellent.

2017-11-14 19:00:49 UTC

yes if you pay extra (ala : @ะžะ‘ะžะ›ะžะะฌ#5704 )

2017-11-14 19:01:08 UTC

Isn't that only if you want Genji butts on it though?

2017-11-14 19:01:11 UTC

god fucking dammit discord

2017-11-14 19:01:17 UTC

stup screwing up the hilights

2017-11-14 19:01:29 UTC
2017-11-14 19:01:33 UTC

if the burger smells anything like this paracord, i'll know it's an Aliexpress Special

2017-11-14 19:01:36 UTC

thanks .. spaqin

2017-11-14 19:01:37 UTC

here, have this

2017-11-14 19:01:58 UTC

non-ascii names should be banned tho

2017-11-14 19:02:19 UTC

i agree but gotta give them some freedom

2017-11-14 19:02:37 UTC

they are better than those "dickslutlord1999"

2017-11-14 19:02:38 UTC

>them

2017-11-14 19:02:47 UTC

that's what we're calling those subhumans now?

2017-11-14 19:03:18 UTC

if it were up to me i would start naming them after digimons

2017-11-14 19:04:04 UTC

Mfw can't type those moon runes on my English qwerty keyboard

2017-11-14 19:04:31 UTC

yes you can just alt+15432 or so

2017-11-14 19:05:03 UTC

Or I can just make them.change their name to a Latin based language and then just type their name

2017-11-14 19:05:04 UTC

can't moderators set a custom server name for the user?

2017-11-14 19:05:10 UTC

Yes

2017-11-14 19:05:25 UTC

I don't mind gibberish names or random letter but at least make them typable

2017-11-14 19:05:30 UTC

Anyway, enough about your stuff. What do I want to buy for my RasPi Zero?

2017-11-14 19:05:32 UTC

Hue hue.

2017-11-14 19:05:40 UTC

cables

2017-11-14 19:06:03 UTC

sensors

2017-11-14 19:06:09 UTC

I'm well set for cables.

2017-11-14 19:06:16 UTC

Pin headers perhaps?

2017-11-14 19:06:25 UTC

what the hell

2017-11-14 19:06:28 UTC

A dildo attachment so you can program your zero to fuck your trap ass

2017-11-14 19:06:39 UTC

*boi pucci detected*

2017-11-14 19:06:44 UTC

i took my phone out of my pocket and it was super warm, but then i put it to my face and it wasn't warm

2017-11-14 19:06:46 UTC

PXFMini shield

2017-11-14 19:06:52 UTC

how do the chinese do it???

2017-11-14 19:07:00 UTC

@Big Meme I have a jackhammer for that. Stole it from a construction site. ๐Ÿ‘

2017-11-14 19:07:02 UTC

@Windatica maybe it's just your warm hands???

2017-11-14 19:07:20 UTC

no my hands are cold, so how about you shut the fuck up with that conduction bullshit

2017-11-14 19:07:25 UTC

i dont believe in thermodynamics

2017-11-14 19:07:28 UTC

@kontroll remember seeing the guy who strapped an onahole to a fan and then got his dick all mangled up

2017-11-14 19:07:54 UTC

@Windatica chink magic maybe? They're taking our meme magic and making a chink knock off version?

2017-11-14 19:10:07 UTC

will probably use this 550 cord to sleeve my kz bt cable

2017-11-14 19:13:36 UTC

fuckin nevermind

2017-11-14 19:13:41 UTC

the urethral insertion is too massive

2017-11-14 19:14:15 UTC

>inserting chink products into urethra

2017-11-14 19:14:22 UTC

Have fun with your lead poisoning

2017-11-14 19:16:07 UTC

>tablet finally shipped

2017-11-14 19:16:12 UTC

phew

2017-11-14 19:16:14 UTC

I was getting kind of queasy

2017-11-14 19:16:30 UTC

since that particular lot has no previously placed orders

2017-11-14 19:29:21 UTC

REEEEEEEE get to work slant eyes

2017-11-14 19:31:03 UTC

anyone already received some of the 11-11 stuff?

2017-11-14 19:31:20 UTC

My first 11-11 order is on "dispatched to overseas" already

2017-11-14 19:32:36 UTC

cool shit for 1,50$?

2017-11-14 19:32:38 UTC

my first 11.11 has been sent by airline already, apparently

2017-11-14 19:33:44 UTC

why? ๐Ÿค”

2017-11-14 19:34:03 UTC

@Gratzl a scalp massager or something?

2017-11-14 19:34:16 UTC

cool shit for under 1.50, might make you develop a love for electrical engineering

2017-11-14 19:35:01 UTC

b-but im a dev not a tinkerer

2017-11-14 19:35:56 UTC

@porco I don't think anyone received anything yet even if they paid for Personal Chink shipping

2017-11-14 19:35:58 UTC

you are a dev and you could build a `/dev/` *badumm tss*

2017-11-14 19:36:12 UTC

where the chinaman actually gets on a plane with the order in his hands

2017-11-14 19:36:23 UTC

poor chinaman

2017-11-14 19:36:31 UTC

for fireworks

2017-11-14 19:36:38 UTC

>de.aliexpress

2017-11-14 19:36:42 UTC

<:clickingthatshit:232919726307803137>

2017-11-14 19:36:44 UTC

oh shi

2017-11-14 19:36:54 UTC

I'm not getting my aliexpress language switched nice bait Tervy

2017-11-14 19:36:59 UTC

Chinky capacitors?

2017-11-14 19:37:04 UTC

If that's not a recipe for disaster...

2017-11-14 19:37:04 UTC

why the fuck you must change it aliex

2017-11-14 19:37:30 UTC

Du bist ein Schwuchtel Tervy

2017-11-14 19:37:42 UTC

there

2017-11-14 19:37:45 UTC

fixd it

2017-11-14 19:37:52 UTC

eine*

2017-11-14 19:37:53 UTC

๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘

2017-11-14 19:38:02 UTC

Eine Schwuchtel

2017-11-14 19:38:11 UTC

Duolingo hasn't prepared me for this yet

2017-11-14 19:38:19 UTC

I have absolutely no use for all those caps.

2017-11-14 19:38:26 UTC

as i said

2017-11-14 19:38:28 UTC

fireworks

2017-11-14 19:38:29 UTC

But whatever, guess I need to buy something today.

2017-11-14 19:38:30 UTC

all you need is two hours on Krautchan

2017-11-14 19:38:31 UTC

make a motherboard city

2017-11-14 19:38:42 UTC

who does not love magic smoke in the morning

2017-11-14 19:39:04 UTC

now this is art

2017-11-14 19:39:11 UTC

there was a shop in Taipei selling those for a ton of money

2017-11-14 19:39:11 UTC

incoming >tribit

2017-11-14 19:39:21 UTC

i bet hes still mad about the Sharkus

2017-11-14 19:39:26 UTC

buildings made with various chips, motherboards etc

2017-11-14 19:39:45 UTC

Tribit didn't even say a word

2017-11-14 19:39:50 UTC

damn

2017-11-14 19:39:50 UTC

that was strange

2017-11-14 19:39:56 UTC

overhelmed

2017-11-14 19:40:01 UTC

by awesomenes

2017-11-14 19:41:42 UTC

Rare image of Comfy working on hot deals (1939, Colorized)

2017-11-14 19:42:28 UTC

im actualy suprised now that how cheap the components are in china

2017-11-14 19:44:02 UTC

i mean .. readymade supercapacitor clusters for my railgu.....car project

2017-11-14 19:45:32 UTC

now i just need induction coil and magnetic stabilisator setup

2017-11-14 19:45:38 UTC

i wonder if chinks sell those too

2017-11-14 19:46:18 UTC

just for um carr.. ues

2017-11-14 19:46:37 UTC

induction for heating and stabilisator .. for .. umm... oh yeah smoother energy flow

2017-11-14 19:46:38 UTC

yes

2017-11-14 19:46:41 UTC

thats it

2017-11-14 19:47:35 UTC

im supely not planning building superheated steel mass accelerator for science and fun

2017-11-14 19:47:45 UTC

be careful with such, I ordered a tube for a geiger counter once and customs asked me what I need it for

2017-11-14 19:48:01 UTC

why didnt you just ask "for my geiger counter

2017-11-14 19:48:05 UTC

I did

2017-11-14 19:48:06 UTC

tbh

2017-11-14 19:48:11 UTC

safety first mates"

2017-11-14 19:48:32 UTC

Then he asked "What do you need a Geiger counter for?"

2017-11-14 19:48:35 UTC

and I said "Dude we live 20 km from Fessenheim"

2017-11-14 19:48:42 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2017-11-14 19:49:03 UTC

i would just answered "thats not really your business but im interested about this kind of stuff"

2017-11-14 19:49:06 UTC

and left it at that

2017-11-14 19:49:50 UTC

"I accidentally a whole Uranium"

2017-11-14 19:50:27 UTC

^

2017-11-14 19:50:33 UTC

@porco do you get free iodine tablets

2017-11-14 19:50:34 UTC

then turned around and showed your awesome leather jacket by " ะงะตั€ะฝะพะฑั‹ะปัŒ fan club"

2017-11-14 19:50:37 UTC

or are you out of range

2017-11-14 19:50:57 UTC

When I lived there, I got free iodine tablets

2017-11-14 19:51:05 UTC

still have them, even though I moved away

2017-11-14 19:51:22 UTC

tfw there's no hallucination side effects

2017-11-14 19:51:32 UTC

imagine if molly was against radiation

2017-11-14 19:52:37 UTC

Funny is, when I was a teenager my school took us to visit Fessenheim when it was still considered reasonably safe. At the entry the tour guide said "there is absolutely no additional radiation on the whole tour" and yet I was not allowed to take my geiger counter with me

2017-11-14 19:52:43 UTC

I had to leave it in the entry locker

2017-11-14 19:52:53 UTC

but that's <#189467888657235970>

2017-11-14 19:52:54 UTC

hold on

2017-11-14 19:52:57 UTC

>when i was a teenager

2017-11-14 19:53:02 UTC

>not allowed to take my geiger counter with me

2017-11-14 19:53:13 UTC

๐Ÿ‘€ why did you have a geiger counter as a teenager

2017-11-14 19:53:31 UTC

cause why not

2017-11-14 19:53:32 UTC

it was not MY geiger counter, I got it from the Chemistry lab at school and asked the teacher if I can bring it to see if there's radiation on the tour

2017-11-14 19:53:33 UTC

they are cool

2017-11-14 19:53:39 UTC

and the teacher agreed because he was interested in that, too

2017-11-14 19:53:52 UTC

so let me get this straight

2017-11-14 19:54:10 UTC

you were prevented from bringing life saving equipment to possible disaster site

2017-11-14 19:54:15 UTC

yes

2017-11-14 19:54:16 UTC

by company what works there

2017-11-14 19:54:17 UTC

kek

2017-11-14 19:54:20 UTC

...

2017-11-14 19:54:20 UTC

yes

2017-11-14 19:54:24 UTC

LAWSUIT

2017-11-14 19:54:25 UTC

:D

2017-11-14 19:54:33 UTC

damn

2017-11-14 19:54:34 UTC

what if porcorosso was a whistleblower

2017-11-14 19:54:37 UTC

It's not the US sadly

2017-11-14 19:55:12 UTC

Also to be fair we were not allowed to bring electronics in general

2017-11-14 19:55:19 UTC

then yeah understandable

2017-11-14 19:55:21 UTC

we had to leave all our mp3 players out

2017-11-14 19:55:26 UTC

and our walkmans

2017-11-14 19:55:34 UTC

but i would have (as tour guide) at least borrowed legit one from nearby office

2017-11-14 19:55:48 UTC

and gave it to kids to look at

2017-11-14 19:56:02 UTC

<:chink:323022148870602752>

2017-11-14 19:56:05 UTC

but i would have (as tour guide) at least died from giving too much tours in an irradiated area

2017-11-14 19:56:11 UTC

kek

2017-11-14 19:56:15 UTC

kek

2017-11-14 19:56:24 UTC

fucking kek you made me spit my kebab on the keyboard

2017-11-14 19:56:43 UTC

kebab is good

2017-11-14 19:57:25 UTC

dรถner masterrace

2017-11-14 19:57:54 UTC

Consider shawarma if you ever visit the middle East https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shawarma

2017-11-14 19:58:03 UTC

But we're <#189467888657235970>

2017-11-14 19:58:08 UTC

been there done that and we are

2017-11-14 19:58:17 UTC

not anymore

2017-11-14 19:58:24 UTC

im suprised they are this cheap

2017-11-14 19:58:49 UTC

when the customs asked

2017-11-14 19:58:57 UTC

oh yes.. fukushima might have boosted supply

2017-11-14 19:59:10 UTC

I wanted to make a tricoder like on Star Trek for a convention

2017-11-14 19:59:24 UTC

so the plan was to put a bunch of sensors in a box

2017-11-14 19:59:28 UTC

and connect them to an LCD

2017-11-14 20:19:20 UTC

<:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

2017-11-14 20:35:40 UTC

fucking shit

2017-11-14 20:35:50 UTC

mom asking me if I could find a cheap tablet for my nephew

2017-11-14 20:35:58 UTC

COULD YOU NOT ASK ON FRIDAY?

2017-11-14 20:38:04 UTC

jus tell her to get the amazon one

2017-11-14 20:41:26 UTC

could you be more vague I'm actually finding results

2017-11-14 20:41:42 UTC

y'know

2017-11-14 20:41:45 UTC

THE Amazon one

2017-11-14 20:44:46 UTC

dude ur nephew wants an ipad to play his mobile gamezzz

2017-11-14 20:44:53 UTC

I want android and easy google play access

2017-11-14 20:44:57 UTC

and no

2017-11-14 20:45:05 UTC

ipads are barely a thing here

2017-11-14 20:45:10 UTC

it's not about what you want, Cole

2017-11-14 20:45:18 UTC

get him something without a botnet

2017-11-14 20:45:19 UTC

well, he knows android

2017-11-14 20:45:20 UTC

it's for your nephew

2017-11-14 20:45:21 UTC

he's familiar

2017-11-14 20:45:23 UTC

give him the red pill

2017-11-14 20:45:28 UTC

^

2017-11-14 20:45:31 UTC

get him something libre

2017-11-14 20:45:37 UTC

I'll buy him a laptop and books on how to build arch linux

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