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2017-11-14 11:35:38 UTC

what?

2017-11-14 11:36:04 UTC

oh, right

2017-11-14 11:36:35 UTC

tfw no chink shit arrived today so I can't do a shark unboxing

2017-11-14 11:36:53 UTC

now that's a funny shark

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/379957859322167297/unknown.png

2017-11-14 11:37:53 UTC

>11.11

2017-11-14 11:37:55 UTC

>prime

2017-11-14 11:38:00 UTC

>thanksgiving

2017-11-14 11:38:04 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/379958158916976640/unknown.png

2017-11-14 11:38:07 UTC

Which one is it GearBest?!

2017-11-14 11:38:44 UTC

at this point it should be PRIME THANKSGIVING CHRISTMAS HANUKA BLACK FRIDAY SINGLES SALE

2017-11-14 11:38:52 UTC

110% discounts storewide

2017-11-14 11:42:51 UTC
2017-11-14 11:43:37 UTC

they should do an amazon and drone it all, god knows these websites have a million drones between them

2017-11-14 11:45:16 UTC

millions of mini drones attempting to carry heavy items

2017-11-14 11:45:43 UTC

one poor mini drone trying to carry the massive 25lbs of pussy and ass fucktoy

2017-11-14 11:47:07 UTC

who was the guy who wanted the brightest flashlight ever

2017-11-14 11:47:14 UTC

warning: cool white tint

2017-11-14 11:53:12 UTC

OH FUCK

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/379961967013527562/unknown.png

2017-11-14 11:53:17 UTC

THIS CUNT IS THROWING SHADE

2017-11-14 11:53:29 UTC

Anyone tried the Alfawise A8 Smart Projector or any other chink projectors?

2017-11-14 11:55:27 UTC

Seems like they lied, it's not actually 1080p only standard res

2017-11-14 12:01:13 UTC

@Cole talk me out of buying a d4 flashlight plz

2017-11-14 12:01:44 UTC

xuhong han is going down

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/379964114417614848/unknown.png

2017-11-14 12:02:12 UTC

Wtf

2017-11-14 12:04:07 UTC

>

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/379964716614811659/unknown.png

2017-11-14 12:04:09 UTC

@aebkop it's a literal hand warmer

2017-11-14 12:04:14 UTC

THAT IS UR MISTAKE

2017-11-14 12:04:34 UTC

I'd have to get 2 tho

2017-11-14 12:04:43 UTC

green and blue

2017-11-14 12:04:44 UTC

do it

2017-11-14 12:04:55 UTC

One noctua and xpl hi cold white lol

2017-11-14 12:04:57 UTC

buy the pocket clip too, it's good

2017-11-14 12:05:01 UTC

COLD WHITE?

2017-11-14 12:05:11 UTC

**never mess with a zealanders need for genji ass**

2017-11-14 12:05:38 UTC

Cole have you considered buying the parts to make your own torch? I've seen it done before on YT

2017-11-14 12:05:57 UTC

I've done it

2017-11-14 12:06:02 UTC

I'm useless

2017-11-14 12:06:06 UTC

Just a simple convoy host

2017-11-14 12:06:09 UTC

It's pretty easy

2017-11-14 12:06:14 UTC

I would do it but I don't have a soldering iron (yet) and so on

2017-11-14 12:06:23 UTC

I'd build a Jaxman triple led flashlight tbh

2017-11-14 12:06:26 UTC

Just buy a led already soldered into a board on intl outdoors

2017-11-14 12:06:43 UTC

idiot how powerful was it and how long can it be powered on for without overheating

2017-11-14 12:06:50 UTC

Not very powerful

2017-11-14 12:06:54 UTC

I'll probably get to making one next year

2017-11-14 12:06:55 UTC

Made it for the tint

2017-11-14 12:06:56 UTC

just for the heck of it

2017-11-14 12:07:03 UTC

what's a good chinkshit soldering iron? I forgot mine at home and I won't be going back until Christmas

2017-11-14 12:07:03 UTC

If you want a powerful one just get a d4

2017-11-14 12:07:09 UTC

^

2017-11-14 12:07:12 UTC

Or a blf q8

2017-11-14 12:07:15 UTC

or BLF Q8 if you want less heat

2017-11-14 12:07:18 UTC

I've seen people buy a couple of 100W LED chips

2017-11-14 12:07:22 UTC

If you want something that doesn't overheat in 5 mins

2017-11-14 12:07:24 UTC

the UI on both is nearly identical which is awesome

2017-11-14 12:07:29 UTC

Actually more like 10s

2017-11-14 12:07:30 UTC

>5 minutes

try 30 seconds mate

2017-11-14 12:07:46 UTC

turbo steps down very noticeably on default thermal config

2017-11-14 12:07:55 UTC

I need to set my thermal limit

2017-11-14 12:07:55 UTC

Can't wait till I accidentally turn it on

2017-11-14 12:07:59 UTC

Or leave it on

2017-11-14 12:08:04 UTC

And start a fire

2017-11-14 12:08:06 UTC

blind youself with them

2017-11-14 12:08:07 UTC

physical lockout or software lockout, it has both

2017-11-14 12:08:13 UTC

100USD for a torch tho

2017-11-14 12:08:22 UTC

either press the button 6 times - the light blinks fast, its locked

2017-11-14 12:08:24 UTC

how long does the battery life last and is there a yt video of it

2017-11-14 12:08:28 UTC

one of my eyes is permanantly fucked from accidently eyeballing a laser pointer

2017-11-14 12:08:30 UTC

or just unscrew the battery

2017-11-14 12:08:31 UTC

@bap there's a discount code to bring it to 50usd

2017-11-14 12:08:35 UTC

For the q8

2017-11-14 12:08:47 UTC

its real fun i swear

2017-11-14 12:08:59 UTC

@bap#4956 not sure about an Emisar D4 review, but BLF Q8 has one

2017-11-14 12:09:00 UTC

light danger is wierd

2017-11-14 12:09:08 UTC

ts-100 B)

2017-11-14 12:09:26 UTC

cole, what do you need a light that powerful for?

2017-11-14 12:09:37 UTC

signalling your buddy on the moon?

2017-11-14 12:09:39 UTC

he is the sun

2017-11-14 12:09:52 UTC

>getting asked this almost daily now

2017-11-14 12:09:58 UTC

He needs to attract every insect in the country

2017-11-14 12:10:07 UTC

it's autism and a hobby

2017-11-14 12:10:09 UTC

i almost want a super bright flashlight like that for self defence

2017-11-14 12:10:14 UTC

Absolute madman

2017-11-14 12:10:14 UTC

slap that shit on strobe and run

2017-11-14 12:10:17 UTC

plus I use it for outdoorsing

2017-11-14 12:10:24 UTC

no auscuck govt gonna imprison my ass

2017-11-14 12:10:34 UTC

@Cole mostly autism

2017-11-14 12:10:40 UTC

they will fine you in australia for having a light that strong

2017-11-14 12:10:46 UTC

not denying it also fuck off weedman @Goz3rr

2017-11-14 12:10:48 UTC

naw

2017-11-14 12:11:08 UTC

So is the Q8 better than the D4?

2017-11-14 12:11:08 UTC

lightbulb growing in strength every day

2017-11-14 12:11:24 UTC

my convoy s2 is already stupid bright if you look at it

2017-11-14 12:11:24 UTC

@bap different size

2017-11-14 12:11:27 UTC

D4 is tiny

2017-11-14 12:11:44 UTC

tfw I want to build a huge lightcannon out of PVC and put PC fans and shit in it

2017-11-14 12:11:57 UTC

I want to exceed 50000 lumens

2017-11-14 12:12:23 UTC

probably melt a hole in the wall

2017-11-14 12:12:45 UTC

@bap#4956 it's larger, you need 4x 18650 button top batteries specifically, but it doesn't get warm nearly as fast and you can buy third party accessories for it

2017-11-14 12:12:46 UTC

literally blind the shit out of some people

2017-11-14 12:12:50 UTC

I want it too but I never go outside in the day let alone at night

2017-11-14 12:12:53 UTC

I got a light diffuser from Fenix for my Q8

2017-11-14 12:12:57 UTC

fits perfectly

2017-11-14 12:13:07 UTC

and a pouch from OneTigris

2017-11-14 12:13:10 UTC

@bap just get a blf A6

2017-11-14 12:13:14 UTC

also valid

2017-11-14 12:13:20 UTC

It'll be easily bright enough

2017-11-14 12:13:26 UTC

or a 25 dollar Skilhunt H03

2017-11-14 12:13:28 UTC

Less powerful though

2017-11-14 12:13:30 UTC

that's my daily carry now

2017-11-14 12:13:47 UTC

You actually daily carry a 18650 light lmao

2017-11-14 12:13:51 UTC

y-yes

2017-11-14 12:13:52 UTC

Daily carry, fucking sound like a burger witha glock

2017-11-14 12:14:09 UTC

Skilhunt H03: it's small, right angled, good ui, doesn't get hot, you get a headlamp band with it

2017-11-14 12:14:11 UTC

If any melanin enhanced thugs swindle me, i shall blind them with science!

2017-11-14 12:14:29 UTC

and light reflected off my lilly white skin!

2017-11-14 12:14:40 UTC

I carry it for work tbh

2017-11-14 12:14:46 UTC

shining lights at our work vehicles

2017-11-14 12:14:46 UTC

at the post office?

2017-11-14 12:14:47 UTC

Fair enough

2017-11-14 12:14:48 UTC

yes

2017-11-14 12:15:01 UTC

part of my work includes checking for damage

2017-11-14 12:15:13 UTC

Bogans got all bright lights and laser pointers banned becuase cunts were shining them at airoplanes hoping to crash one

2017-11-14 12:15:23 UTC

me and carrie gonna double team choke slam this chink cunt

2017-11-14 12:15:28 UTC

kinky

2017-11-14 12:15:29 UTC

@cjharmer73 look up the "BLF GT"

2017-11-14 12:15:41 UTC

that shit can actually take down a plane just by shining the GT on it

2017-11-14 12:15:56 UTC

@Obolon Prime invite me to the wedding carrie seems nice

2017-11-14 12:17:09 UTC

how tf does a bright flashlight affect a plane

2017-11-14 12:17:31 UTC

cunts blind the cunts in the cockpit

2017-11-14 12:17:32 UTC

easy

2017-11-14 12:17:39 UTC

havent you ever seen starwars?

2017-11-14 12:17:39 UTC

unless youre like on the runway surely its not focused enough

2017-11-14 12:18:12 UTC

class 3/4 laser pointers could easily get to jumbo jets

2017-11-14 12:18:51 UTC

class 4 laser pointer could probably hit the fucking moon, the few ive seen are dangerous to shine at a wall, you still might go blind just from light scattering

2017-11-14 12:19:07 UTC

I'll never get a laser pointer for that reason

2017-11-14 12:19:17 UTC

class 3 are also illegal, but thats becuase australia is shit cunts, thats how i fucked up my eye

2017-11-14 12:19:29 UTC

not lasers, flashlights

2017-11-14 12:19:32 UTC

like theyre too diffuse right

2017-11-14 12:19:39 UTC

I think so

2017-11-14 12:19:54 UTC

yeah, planes fly above 5 k's easy

2017-11-14 12:19:57 UTC

they use lasers to measure the distance to the moon so they definitely exist

2017-11-14 12:20:15 UTC

zapping ayy lmaos with lasers

2017-11-14 12:20:16 UTC

Apollo 11 left a mirror on the moon for it

2017-11-14 12:20:25 UTC

cute

2017-11-14 12:20:42 UTC

jesus christ

2017-11-14 12:21:19 UTC

when you're not sure if you need a flashlight or a baseball bat

2017-11-14 12:22:57 UTC

Battery Included or Not: No

2017-11-14 12:23:03 UTC

Hello mordy,
it includes battery
Package Contents: 1 x LED Flashlight, 1 x Extension Tube, 4 x 18650 Battery

2017-11-14 12:23:09 UTC

gearbest as consistent as usual i see

2017-11-14 12:23:54 UTC

kek it actually lists

2017-11-14 12:23:55 UTC

4 x 18650 Battery Case

2017-11-14 12:23:59 UTC

i bet someone got shafted on that

2017-11-14 12:26:05 UTC

right I have the whole transcript if you wanna have a gander

2017-11-14 12:28:56 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/379970960633364482/livechatdoubleteamreporting.txt

2017-11-14 12:30:27 UTC

WHY YOU WANT XHP-70 FOR BLF GT? IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH AS PROCURED FROM LUMINTOP? YOU THINK NEEDS IMPROVEMENT? THEN MAYBE YOU FIND JOB WITH BLF DESIGN TEAM! YOU HAVE DRINKS WITH THE MILLER, TRADE STORY OF MANY FLASHLIGHTS DESIGNED AND DETAILS OF SCHOOL FOR ENGINEERING!

OR MAYBE YOU NOT DO THIS. PROBABLY IS BECAUSE YOU NEVER DESIGN FLASHLIGHT IN WHOLE LIFE. YOU LOOK AT FINE BLF FLASHLIGHT, THINK IT NEED CRAZY LARGE LED INSIDE OF REFLECTOR. YOU HAVE DISEASE OF AMERICAN CAPITALIST, CHANGE THING THAT IS FINE FOR NO REASON EXCEPT TO LOOK DIFFERENT FROM COMRADE. YOU PUT 4 BATTERIES ONLY FOR LESS WEIGHT, YOU PUT DIFFUSING TAPE OVER THE LENS, YOU PUT SLING ON FLASHLIGHT SO YOU ARE LIKE AMERICAN MOVIE GUY JOHN RAMBO. MAYBE YOU PUT SEX DILDO ON TOP FOR MAKING SHAMEFUL TRAVESTY OF FLASHLIGHT OF BLF, NO?

FLASHLIGHT IS FINE. YOU FUCK IT, IT ONLY GET WIDE BEAM AND YOU STILL NO HIT LARGEST SIDE OF BARN. GO TO DARK SITE, PRACTICE WITH MANY BATTERY OF 18650. THEN YOU NOT NEED LARGE LED FOR ILLUMINATION.

2017-11-14 12:31:00 UTC

flashlight Ivan Chesnokov

2017-11-14 12:31:03 UTC

I'm in heaven

2017-11-14 12:34:43 UTC

Lmao

2017-11-14 12:35:07 UTC

Nice maymay adaption

2017-11-14 12:45:14 UTC

fucking fedex moved my delivery day back a by a day

2017-11-14 12:45:33 UTC

postnl only good delivery company

2017-11-14 12:52:22 UTC

Damn cuck Sweden, my thinkpad were sent back beacuse of the battery in it... Apprenetly not allowed to get sent by dhl from germany with lithium batteries. Seller did not know this, so hopefully I'll get it with UPS asap

2017-11-14 12:54:24 UTC

@Goz3rr PostNL doesn't exist for GearBest anymore tfw

2017-11-14 12:56:13 UTC

That's not my problem because AliExpress standard shipping is the tits

2017-11-14 13:01:50 UTC

dhl is literal diarrhea

2017-11-14 13:02:57 UTC

only good for inland shipping

2017-11-14 13:03:25 UTC

FedEx sent me a text message at 9am saying it would be delivered today and then updates the tracking at 12 to be delivered tomorrow

2017-11-14 13:03:27 UTC

???

2017-11-14 13:03:47 UTC

3 orders to ship left

2017-11-14 13:03:52 UTC

I'd be even more pissed if I had to stay home to receive it

2017-11-14 13:04:26 UTC

_between 9am and 6pm lol_

2017-11-14 13:04:34 UTC

@Gratzl DHL is good here idk, very expensive but you get your money's worth

2017-11-14 13:06:57 UTC

last time i ordered they wanted 50€ for storing the package and it took 4 weeks to deliver even tho it was express shipping that cost like 20€ extra

2017-11-14 13:07:01 UTC

never again

2017-11-14 13:07:12 UTC

that company can suck my balls

2017-11-14 13:11:45 UTC

wew xiaomi fan

2017-11-14 13:14:03 UTC

Gearbest must make a killing off aussies

2017-11-14 13:14:07 UTC

so many coupons daily

2017-11-14 13:21:21 UTC

@Gratzl are you american I keep forgetting peoples nationalities

2017-11-14 13:21:24 UTC

discord nation flags when

2017-11-14 13:21:29 UTC

I want to collect rare nations

2017-11-14 13:21:51 UTC

@Comfy#1404 ask them if they'll make a custom genji ass

2017-11-14 13:21:57 UTC

@Comfy#1404

2017-11-14 13:22:03 UTC

@Comfy#1404 please

2017-11-14 13:22:18 UTC

why isnt there white xiomee fans anymore

2017-11-14 13:23:20 UTC

white was racist

2017-11-14 13:24:58 UTC

gwailos btfo

2017-11-14 13:26:15 UTC

cheap to ship to australia i guess

2017-11-14 13:26:31 UTC

but still no genji ass for new zealand

2017-11-14 13:26:48 UTC

Genji ass is the new which mechanical keyboard to buy

2017-11-14 13:27:03 UTC

Genji ass is the new pink shark?

2017-11-14 13:27:18 UTC

nah, people got their pink sharks

2017-11-14 13:28:18 UTC

when I failed the report the first time, there was a chinese message (assuming to the seller) regarding this information that he fucked up, seller guidelines: https://sell.aliexpress.com/__pc/rule_detail.htm?tracelog=sszb02#post-punish

2017-11-14 13:28:27 UTC

when I got the email it failed

2017-11-14 13:33:55 UTC

@Cole austrian πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ή

2017-11-14 13:34:08 UTC

hm

2017-11-14 13:34:18 UTC

hello i am neighbor <:benis:239668961011040257>

2017-11-14 13:34:28 UTC

DHL is really fucking good here, but for a price

2017-11-14 14:11:09 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/379996683741822977/IMG_20171114_073338-01.jpg

2017-11-14 14:11:11 UTC

Best chink purchase in a good while tbh

2017-11-14 14:11:34 UTC

One fell off and the other was already replaced with a piece of shoelace

2017-11-14 14:12:20 UTC

the backpack?

2017-11-14 14:13:04 UTC

i got a backpack off ali

2017-11-14 14:13:06 UTC

its pretty good

2017-11-14 14:13:59 UTC

@s3bbe I'm in the market for a backpack, what dis

2017-11-14 14:27:40 UTC

hello

2017-11-14 14:27:54 UTC

what is the best chink laptop

2017-11-14 14:28:02 UTC

Needs to be very cheap

2017-11-14 14:28:24 UTC

browsing 4chan, movies, yt, all the normie shit

2017-11-14 14:28:40 UTC

don't go chink

2017-11-14 14:28:44 UTC

buy a used πŸ€”pad

2017-11-14 14:29:03 UTC

lol

2017-11-14 14:29:40 UTC

no lol

2017-11-14 14:29:41 UTC

buy

2017-11-14 14:29:43 UTC

try the xiaomi macbook

2017-11-14 14:30:03 UTC

the one that linux touch tips made a vid about

2017-11-14 14:30:12 UTC

4chin needs emoji support, now.

2017-11-14 14:30:21 UTC

you only need one emoji

2017-11-14 14:30:28 UTC

:^)

2017-11-14 14:30:37 UTC

πŸ˜‚ πŸ…± πŸ‘Œ πŸ”₯

2017-11-14 14:30:43 UTC

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2017-11-14 14:30:44 UTC

πŸ’―

2017-11-14 14:30:57 UTC

<:autism:327926282639769610>

2017-11-14 14:31:04 UTC

best ultracheap keyboard

2017-11-14 14:31:10 UTC

a rock

2017-11-14 14:31:13 UTC

Smashed my main one

2017-11-14 14:31:26 UTC

Unfortunately

2017-11-14 14:31:28 UTC

atmega32u4 and a wire

2017-11-14 14:31:56 UTC

eeh a keyboard

2017-11-14 14:32:02 UTC

dont need a chip

2017-11-14 14:32:15 UTC

thats where the wire comes in handy

2017-11-14 14:32:38 UTC

oke

2017-11-14 14:32:46 UTC

morse code

2017-11-14 14:32:49 UTC

just want to buy smth

2017-11-14 14:32:53 UTC

buy locally

2017-11-14 14:32:53 UTC

Help me

2017-11-14 14:33:03 UTC

cuz shipping

2017-11-14 14:33:05 UTC

deus woof

2017-11-14 14:33:14 UTC

Wat

2017-11-14 14:33:48 UTC

you might wanna ask /mkg/ for keyboard advices, not /csg/

2017-11-14 14:33:58 UTC

i can go to a shop and get a kb for 2€

2017-11-14 14:34:04 UTC

i cannot order one from ali for that much

2017-11-14 14:34:22 UTC

why are keyboards so cheap in lublin

2017-11-14 14:34:44 UTC

>lublin

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