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2017-11-13 20:19:27 UTC

and shove it up your rectum?

2017-11-13 20:19:32 UTC

this shark was actually 500 dollars

2017-11-13 20:19:39 UTC

but the stitching is actually really good

2017-11-13 20:19:55 UTC

spook

2017-11-13 20:19:59 UTC

sharkfleshlight?

2017-11-13 20:20:33 UTC

transportating that must be ass

2017-11-13 20:20:51 UTC

Who cares... Its a shark

2017-11-13 20:20:59 UTC

wew

2017-11-13 20:21:11 UTC

where is this /shark general/?

2017-11-13 20:21:14 UTC

it seems like there used to be a gray one too

2017-11-13 20:21:18 UTC

but gone now

2017-11-13 20:21:19 UTC

sad

2017-11-13 20:21:32 UTC

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdDHo-GWoAEAKnS.jpg
'hey anon, a box just came in for you!'

2017-11-13 20:21:46 UTC

tfw Blahaj is your chink shit unboxing advisor

2017-11-13 20:21:52 UTC

@Cole order 20

2017-11-13 20:21:55 UTC

holy shit I will actually do that lmao

2017-11-13 20:22:07 UTC

next time something comes from china I'll post pics with Steve

2017-11-13 20:22:21 UTC

OH GOD i have an idea

2017-11-13 20:22:23 UTC

Hahahaha

2017-11-13 20:22:32 UTC

I think i have the right tie

2017-11-13 20:23:30 UTC

>mfw can't put a flashlight headband on Steve

2017-11-13 20:23:32 UTC

fuuuuuuuuuck

2017-11-13 20:23:36 UTC

meme opportunity ruined

2017-11-13 20:24:18 UTC
2017-11-13 20:24:25 UTC

@Cole both hands for flashlights

2017-11-13 20:24:43 UTC
2017-11-13 20:25:12 UTC

whatever

2017-11-13 20:25:20 UTC

I will do it tomorrow

2017-11-13 20:25:26 UTC

post a shark with a headlamp

2017-11-13 20:25:31 UTC

@Iren Masot that could be me

2017-11-13 20:25:36 UTC

except i go outside to puke

2017-11-13 20:25:48 UTC

puking inside is a dickmove

2017-11-13 20:26:07 UTC

Hold on, url broken

2017-11-13 20:26:19 UTC

what url?

2017-11-13 20:26:59 UTC

It kept showing the puke instead of the pasta fork one on my end.

2017-11-13 20:28:02 UTC

Ali customer support

2017-11-13 20:33:48 UTC

??? ?? ??? ????

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/379730593182908416/uhh.png

2017-11-13 20:34:15 UTC

Image results are kind of dried up, no more shark :<

2017-11-13 20:36:46 UTC

>he saved all the shark pics

2017-11-13 20:36:52 UTC

make an imgur album my dude

2017-11-13 20:37:32 UTC

>imgur
how does I even preturbere

2017-11-13 20:37:39 UTC

you wot

2017-11-13 20:37:46 UTC

just upload all of them somehow

2017-11-13 20:37:47 UTC

Exactamundo

2017-11-13 20:37:57 UTC

>somehow
Where I'm at fam

2017-11-13 20:37:57 UTC

zip em up

2017-11-13 20:38:16 UTC

I don't understand the language of your people

2017-11-13 20:42:29 UTC

Im making it, gimme a minute

2017-11-13 20:44:08 UTC

I think Iren broke

2017-11-13 20:44:24 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/379733260139495426/here_you_go_lads.png

2017-11-13 20:44:44 UTC

I threw them all in a shared image folder and had to sort them out

2017-11-13 20:45:15 UTC

Now how do I upload these?!

2017-11-13 20:45:32 UTC

I have literally never felt the need to share files so I dunno

2017-11-13 20:45:53 UTC

dump into imgur, it makes an album for you

2017-11-13 20:46:23 UTC

>How likely is it that my 11.11 chinkshit arrives before christmas? I wanted to pack them and put them under the tree even if I live alone, hopefully it will make me feel less lonely

2017-11-13 20:46:27 UTC

why is /csg/ so sad

2017-11-13 20:47:33 UTC

@Videobro buy a stuffed shark

2017-11-13 20:47:44 UTC

that way you won't be lonely at Christmas

2017-11-13 20:48:00 UTC

okay I give up

2017-11-13 20:48:04 UTC

imgur is retarded

2017-11-13 20:48:20 UTC

Well give me a minute

2017-11-13 20:48:24 UTC

lets see

2017-11-13 20:49:29 UTC

@Iren Masot can you make zip files

2017-11-13 20:49:46 UTC

Shidd πŸ˜„

2017-11-13 20:49:57 UTC

Can I drag+drop straight to Discord?

2017-11-13 20:50:14 UTC

no

2017-11-13 20:50:35 UTC

@Julian did you download them all

2017-11-13 20:50:56 UTC

zip em up and host them on mixtape.moe, mega.nz anything really

2017-11-13 20:51:21 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/379735011156295687/step_2.png

2017-11-13 20:51:25 UTC

no I gave up

2017-11-13 20:51:26 UTC

I'm on my phone I can't do it myself

2017-11-13 20:51:27 UTC

ok iren

2017-11-13 20:51:30 UTC

go to imgur

2017-11-13 20:51:35 UTC

@Cole not a bad idea <:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

2017-11-13 20:51:46 UTC

Yeah I'm already on imgur, just waiting for upload

2017-11-13 20:51:50 UTC

oh nice

2017-11-13 20:51:55 UTC

@Videobro BlΓ€haj is the name, 15 euro, shits massive

2017-11-13 20:53:39 UTC

@Julian can imgur even process a zip

2017-11-13 20:53:48 UTC
2017-11-13 20:54:28 UTC

I'd rather a mega, or something else for a zip file. Easier to share.

2017-11-13 20:54:34 UTC

that's the stuff

2017-11-13 20:55:47 UTC

In any case it's better to get them first hand to avoid shitty jpg recompression, wew

2017-11-13 20:56:37 UTC

God forbid we are deprived if high resolution chinksharks

2017-11-13 20:57:21 UTC

Yeah well forgive me for having taste in my image compression and artifacting

2017-11-13 20:57:27 UTC

jpg a shit

2017-11-13 20:59:54 UTC

@Iren Masot if you go in mixtape.moe you can just upload the zip you made

2017-11-13 20:59:59 UTC

real easy

2017-11-13 21:00:14 UTC

and no further jpg compression

2017-11-13 21:00:32 UTC

were not image autists

2017-11-13 21:00:42 UTC

(right?)

2017-11-13 21:01:24 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/379737536647659520/somfysharkgeneral1.zip

2017-11-13 21:01:52 UTC

Here, so I don't have to open my thousandth account on some website somewhere

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/379737657158270986/comfysharkgeneral2.zip

2017-11-13 21:02:20 UTC

based

2017-11-13 21:03:12 UTC

I also went to check Mixtape and, lo and behold, no login required. https://my.mixtape.moe/cfdiyd.zip

2017-11-13 21:03:28 UTC

πŸ‘Œ <:aliOK:251417852156837888> πŸ†—

2017-11-13 21:04:03 UTC

that's why I said real easy

2017-11-13 21:04:09 UTC

Aw they go for 18€ here

2017-11-13 21:04:16 UTC

RIPOFF

2017-11-13 21:04:18 UTC

I feel somewhat cheated

2017-11-13 21:04:42 UTC

Cole I may say some shittery, but I'll still check after the fact at least. Still shitty I know...

2017-11-13 21:04:55 UTC

That's Jack Ma's 11.11 earnings spent

2017-11-13 21:06:41 UTC

Dong Shou Dao will be the porn version

2017-11-13 21:06:51 UTC

@Tribit got an aneurysm yet

2017-11-13 21:08:30 UTC

kek he gave Jason Statham some shekels for a skype call and used that for his trailer

2017-11-13 21:09:20 UTC

@Cole ???

2017-11-13 21:09:27 UTC

shhhhh

2017-11-13 21:09:33 UTC

he doesnt need to know

2017-11-13 21:09:40 UTC

Man, I would think Ma would have some more eccentricity than make a boring vanity movie.

2017-11-13 21:11:50 UTC

*hugs*

2017-11-13 21:11:51 UTC

Should have paid for a scene where he rapes Jeff Bezos

2017-11-13 21:12:11 UTC

goddamn it, wrong server, I hate you all

2017-11-13 21:12:32 UTC

nice

2017-11-13 21:13:14 UTC

@EyebrowBoi on a trap seduction server?

2017-11-13 21:13:33 UTC

don't judge

2017-11-13 21:15:34 UTC

wew

2017-11-13 21:19:09 UTC

@Julian nice be didn't notice

2017-11-13 21:19:40 UTC

@EyebrowBoi no hugs for us? that's just rude man

2017-11-13 21:41:40 UTC

>item is "waiting to be picked up" for 2 weeks

2017-11-13 21:41:41 UTC

is this really a 7 minute trailer

2017-11-13 21:41:46 UTC

reeeeeee

2017-11-13 22:16:12 UTC

What is in the box?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/379756363703910401/JPEG_20171114_111435.jpg

2017-11-13 22:17:06 UTC

Genji ass mousepad

2017-11-13 22:19:21 UTC

printed upside down

2017-11-13 22:19:36 UTC

ΠžΠ‘ΠžΠ›ΠžΠΠ¬ will go fucking postal

2017-11-13 22:20:06 UTC

i would pet a genji

2017-11-13 22:20:16 UTC

oh my

2017-11-13 22:20:27 UTC

ORANG WENT INFINITE SPEEDS TO GET HERE

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/379757431351410698/JPEG_20171114_111950.jpg

2017-11-13 22:21:02 UTC

@spaqin Oh my

2017-11-13 22:21:37 UTC

what will you do with the orangepie

2017-11-13 22:22:08 UTC

create a bot that asks every ali custom mousemat seller if they're willing to print genji ass

2017-11-13 22:22:23 UTC

asking periodically until one of the sellers caves in

2017-11-13 22:24:18 UTC

Make it spam the "dispatch faster" automatically

2017-11-13 22:24:47 UTC

Pi-Hole software

2017-11-13 22:24:56 UTC

To block all ads

2017-11-13 22:29:24 UTC

Size comparison

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/379759683445063680/JPEG_20171114_112556.jpg

2017-11-13 22:30:58 UTC

how hard would it be to do this pi hole thing for a complete developer pleb

2017-11-13 22:31:03 UTC

with -5% experience

2017-11-13 22:31:38 UTC

Very well detailed

2017-11-13 22:32:51 UTC

if you can follow instructions you should be able to do it

2017-11-13 22:36:21 UTC

The orang pi chinks know we exist! <:benis:239668961011040257>

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/379761435489861643/JPEG_20171114_113524.jpg

2017-11-13 22:36:32 UTC

Best product

2017-11-13 22:37:47 UTC

Class πŸ…±

2017-11-13 22:40:29 UTC

does that orange come πŸ…±oneless

2017-11-13 22:43:24 UTC

@Obolon Prime aww, I thought you meant they know /csg/ exists

2017-11-13 22:43:29 UTC

that would've been way funnier

2017-11-13 22:57:08 UTC

@Cole that would be incredible

2017-11-13 22:57:30 UTC

Alright I'm gonna plug this in and set it up

2017-11-13 22:57:43 UTC

But bed is comfy

2017-11-13 22:59:01 UTC

Has anyone tried the hall effect keyboard at all? Asked in previous threads and got nothing back; thought I'd try here.

2017-11-13 23:20:54 UTC

can you link it to me please?

2017-11-13 23:21:06 UTC
2017-11-13 23:21:43 UTC

Oh shidd, give me a minute

2017-11-13 23:23:33 UTC

j a m e s d o n k e y

2017-11-13 23:25:11 UTC

I'm on mobile so you'll have to forgive this trash link...
https://m.alibaba.com/product/60531096167/Hall-Effect-Mechanical-Keyboards.html

2017-11-13 23:25:37 UTC
2017-11-13 23:25:57 UTC
2017-11-13 23:26:56 UTC

πŸ‡Ύ πŸ‡΄ πŸ‡Ί πŸ‡· πŸ‡ͺ
πŸ‡Ό πŸ‡ͺ πŸ‡± πŸ‡¨ πŸ‡΄ πŸ‡² πŸ‡ͺ

2017-11-13 23:36:06 UTC

How is the steam controller lads

2017-11-13 23:36:22 UTC

Got one going for 20 euros good condition

2017-11-13 23:37:34 UTC

using it right now because laptop touchpad sucks

2017-11-13 23:37:41 UTC

it's comfy for some stuff

2017-11-13 23:37:44 UTC

not platformers

2017-11-13 23:37:53 UTC

esp 2d platformers

2017-11-13 23:38:02 UTC

driving games are more than fine

2017-11-13 23:40:51 UTC

i'd say 20€ is very much worth

2017-11-13 23:41:06 UTC

i'm gonna get a xbone s controller for that sweet bluetooth and tight dpad

2017-11-13 23:42:11 UTC

Can it substitute normal gamepads?

2017-11-13 23:43:01 UTC

Bc i was looking for xbox360 controller for some pc games

2017-11-13 23:45:20 UTC

yes

2017-11-13 23:45:33 UTC

I play Rocket League with it and Dirty Rally and they both recognize it as a xbox controller

2017-11-13 23:45:57 UTC

What about third persin vidya

2017-11-13 23:46:47 UTC

Bc the touchpad doesnt work like analog sticks right? Its not continues if Im not mistaken

2017-11-13 23:47:46 UTC

Then why did you say you accepted a custom design?!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/379779405335101441/unknown.png

2017-11-13 23:47:59 UTC

You fucking idiot

2017-11-13 23:49:20 UTC

not again

2017-11-13 23:49:24 UTC

<:alithink:327930371796893698>

2017-11-13 23:50:04 UTC

will the Genji mousepad saga ever end?

2017-11-13 23:50:52 UTC

it's custom as long as you want one of his mousepads

2017-11-13 23:52:21 UTC

@Iren Masot someoens tried it on deskthority

2017-11-13 23:53:34 UTC

@Obolon Prime travel to China and kill him

2017-11-13 23:56:09 UTC

Thanks @aebkop

2017-11-14 00:08:17 UTC

ayyyyyyyyyy

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/379784568708005888/JPEG_20171114_130804.jpg

2017-11-14 00:12:17 UTC

gay

2017-11-14 00:12:36 UTC

screenfetch pls

2017-11-14 00:14:17 UTC

Reeeeee hurry up and send me my shit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/379786080712523776/Screenshot_20171114-101328.png

2017-11-14 00:14:41 UTC

@spaqin fuck off its bash what do you expect me to do you nonce

2017-11-14 00:15:18 UTC

i expect you to type in ``screenfetch`` and press enter

2017-11-14 00:15:24 UTC

I should cut open the box to use as the case?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/379786361894600705/JPEG_20171114_131455.jpg

2017-11-14 00:15:39 UTC

@spaqin is that a true command?

2017-11-14 00:15:48 UTC

<:googlethink1:328536264292827139>

2017-11-14 00:15:51 UTC

Try it and find out

2017-11-14 00:15:51 UTC

try sl

2017-11-14 00:16:06 UTC

I very rarely use Linux

2017-11-14 00:16:14 UTC

Like I know about 5%

2017-11-14 00:16:29 UTC

WOAH FUCK IT WENT PINK

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/379786634113318926/JPEG_20171114_131617.jpg

2017-11-14 00:16:54 UTC

Oh, please and thank you then

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/379786739776094209/JPEG_20171114_131640.jpg

2017-11-14 00:17:29 UTC

How much did you pay for that?

2017-11-14 00:18:29 UTC

prolly <15$

2017-11-14 00:18:47 UTC

Might get me one for the same reason

2017-11-14 00:19:14 UTC

How well does the ad blocker work?

2017-11-14 00:19:37 UTC

I'll just google it

2017-11-14 00:20:02 UTC

Yeah NZD$15 and NZD$5 for shipping

2017-11-14 00:26:15 UTC

Link?

2017-11-14 00:27:58 UTC

Just look up orange pi on aliex

2017-11-14 00:28:07 UTC

There is only one seller of it

2017-11-14 00:34:01 UTC

will the fucking saga ever end

2017-11-14 00:34:49 UTC

will russian new zealand cunt that used to be on vesselrips ever get his genji titpad?

2017-11-14 00:43:29 UTC

Is not droidbot actually not droidbot

2017-11-14 00:43:43 UTC

Genuinely confused because I haven't seen droidbot post in forever

2017-11-14 00:53:25 UTC

just ban him and find out

2017-11-14 01:03:10 UTC

no bulli pls

2017-11-14 01:03:18 UTC

@TCxUFATIME it's actually droidbot I just lost access to my 2fa

2017-11-14 01:04:06 UTC

Right πŸ˜‚

2017-11-14 01:04:24 UTC

lmao u deserve to get banned

2017-11-14 01:04:27 UTC

I'm on my desktop to verify this

2017-11-14 01:04:46 UTC

look at this moron, can't even break 2fa

2017-11-14 01:04:46 UTC

Delet

2017-11-14 01:04:49 UTC

this

2017-11-14 01:06:02 UTC

my 2fa is on my shitty nexus

2017-11-14 01:06:05 UTC

which is booting now

2017-11-14 01:10:10 UTC

MAGIC TREE MACHINE BROKE

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/379800144121561088/IMG_20171114_140948.jpg

2017-11-14 01:10:47 UTC

@Tobdiord I hope and wish

2017-11-14 01:11:52 UTC

MACHINE SUPRE BROEK

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/379800571374338048/IMG_20171114_141137.jpg

2017-11-14 01:15:27 UTC

huh?

2017-11-14 01:15:31 UTC

What is that game for?

2017-11-14 01:16:31 UTC

oramnge pi one is pretty nice, i have a couple

2017-11-14 01:16:56 UTC

orange pi zero is also cute

2017-11-14 01:17:09 UTC

can you make bomb controllers with small tft and orange pi

2017-11-14 01:17:13 UTC

asking for a friend

2017-11-14 01:17:16 UTC

PoE so i'm kinda considering sprinkling them around for network cameras and APs

2017-11-14 01:17:17 UTC

@Kaytee orange pi zero is a bit too limited I think

2017-11-14 01:17:32 UTC

Quick tangent

2017-11-14 01:17:54 UTC

eh, it's got two network interfaces and a whole 512MB of ram, 's all you need really

2017-11-14 01:17:57 UTC

PoE is handy

2017-11-14 01:18:20 UTC

Can someone make an announcement that if they want a genji assmat contact me, as it seems the best way to get it is to get nine others who want to throw USD$10 away for a meme

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