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2017-11-13 17:38:59 UTC

always carry a beer opener

2017-11-13 17:39:04 UTC

and a corkscrew

2017-11-13 17:39:18 UTC

other makes friends.. other is great self-defense tool

2017-11-13 17:39:30 UTC

you can choose which one

2017-11-13 17:39:31 UTC

yeah thats why I always have my victorinox with me

2017-11-13 17:39:32 UTC

has both

2017-11-13 17:39:36 UTC

Bet Russian chink shit enthusiasts exploited this one by now
https://www.gearbest.com/m-promotion-active-352.html

2017-11-13 17:40:19 UTC

nah im not interested winning yet another phone this year

2017-11-13 17:40:20 UTC

:P

2017-11-13 17:43:06 UTC

(you can inject infinite points on that one btw quite simply

2017-11-13 17:43:12 UTC

the get infinite rolls

2017-11-13 17:43:41 UTC

@Tervy which is the same thing they did with cakes a year ago

2017-11-13 17:43:45 UTC

just do it offline first to capture whole handshake and all the thing inbetween

2017-11-13 17:43:49 UTC

the odds for that are minimal

2017-11-13 17:44:07 UTC

yeah but with the cake script you just left it running

2017-11-13 17:44:12 UTC

vernee mix practicaly 0 odds

2017-11-13 17:44:14 UTC

so if we could exploit it

2017-11-13 17:44:17 UTC

pretty much

2017-11-13 17:44:50 UTC

what is good as i only wanted the appliance and consumer codes anyway :3

2017-11-13 17:44:56 UTC

sadly gearbest sales dont stack

2017-11-13 17:45:01 UTC

and they have "always on sale" products

2017-11-13 17:45:10 UTC

(aka all the stuff people want)

2017-11-13 17:50:14 UTC

It's mildly amusing watching those timers tick down.

2017-11-13 17:50:20 UTC

Only to reset once they hit 0.

2017-11-13 18:31:11 UTC

damn too bad i'm not that of a wireshark pro

2017-11-13 18:47:12 UTC

speaking of sharks, you still can't choose the color of the mini plush shark 😐

2017-11-13 18:52:22 UTC

even if you put "PINK" in the order message?

2017-11-13 18:55:17 UTC

what shark

2017-11-13 18:59:13 UTC

pink shark is a hot /csg/ meme

2017-11-13 19:00:03 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/379707000516247573/unknown.png

2017-11-13 19:00:40 UTC

I read some previous reviews and several of them said they asked for a color and got a different one

2017-11-13 19:01:10 UTC

pink is GOAT, they should discontinue the others

2017-11-13 19:01:25 UTC

rude

2017-11-13 19:01:30 UTC

I want gray

2017-11-13 19:01:46 UTC

@Deleted User I heard you framed deus woof

2017-11-13 19:01:49 UTC

post photography

2017-11-13 19:01:57 UTC

>not an electric leopard print

2017-11-13 19:03:16 UTC

@Cole I'll get a pic tomorrow

2017-11-13 19:05:14 UTC

did you get a frame at ikea or something

2017-11-13 19:05:20 UTC

yeah Ikea

2017-11-13 19:05:24 UTC

nice!

2017-11-13 19:05:35 UTC

> Brand Name: vacom

2017-11-13 19:05:35 UTC

kek

2017-11-13 19:06:38 UTC

ikea frames are the best tbh

2017-11-13 19:07:01 UTC

even though the "glass" on mine did have some minor scratches

2017-11-13 19:07:44 UTC

ikea RIπŸ…±πŸ…±A seems perfect

2017-11-13 19:07:49 UTC

50x50, ideal size

2017-11-13 19:07:55 UTC

ribba lmao

2017-11-13 19:08:23 UTC

I wish ikea would sell something named nibba

2017-11-13 19:09:07 UTC

what kind of product would you imagine it to be

2017-11-13 19:09:47 UTC

Ikea gun

2017-11-13 19:12:31 UTC

but that would be illegal in the uk

2017-11-13 19:12:40 UTC

it could be purple drank

2017-11-13 19:17:40 UTC

@Cole RIBBAS are good for movie posters

2017-11-13 19:18:42 UTC

I have 2 Lomvikens for my prints

2017-11-13 19:18:57 UTC

i need some shit to put on my walls

2017-11-13 19:19:35 UTC

hang some flashlights

2017-11-13 19:19:40 UTC

decorative flashlights

2017-11-13 19:19:50 UTC

Noice. Persistent porn torrent seeding machine now. Thank you, Raspberry Pi.

2017-11-13 19:19:50 UTC

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2017-11-13 19:20:06 UTC

>downloading porn in current year

2017-11-13 19:20:10 UTC

(and China, for so graciously providing one for a meager amount of currency)

2017-11-13 19:20:33 UTC

@Julian I don't trust sites to keep it available in perpetuity.

2017-11-13 19:30:50 UTC

This is a wholesome Christian server <#189466684938125312>

2017-11-13 19:30:56 UTC

take the porn to <#189467888657235970>

2017-11-13 19:30:57 UTC

top kek

2017-11-13 19:31:05 UTC

or <#189811441174446080>

2017-11-13 19:31:19 UTC

A thousand pardons, senior Chink admin. <:benis:239668961011040257>

2017-11-13 19:33:22 UTC

Actually take the porn to <#189811441174446080> and the talk of porn addictions can go in <#189467888657235970>

2017-11-13 19:34:21 UTC

@Tribit would you bash my skull in if you had the chance

2017-11-13 19:34:34 UTC

with a flashlight? nah

2017-11-13 19:35:00 UTC

😏

2017-11-13 19:45:53 UTC

@Sjonnie Teitor holy shit thank

2017-11-13 19:45:56 UTC

buying

2017-11-13 19:46:58 UTC

Saved

2017-11-13 19:47:02 UTC

2017-11-13 19:47:09 UTC

based Tervy

2017-11-13 19:47:20 UTC

Ahahahah

2017-11-13 19:47:30 UTC

gray shark here I come

2017-11-13 19:47:32 UTC

but if everyone gets pinkshark it wont be *the shit* anymore

2017-11-13 19:47:44 UTC

that's why I'm getting gray

2017-11-13 19:47:49 UTC

I make sure pink stays the shit

2017-11-13 19:47:59 UTC

this will be a nice companion to my IKEA shark

2017-11-13 19:48:02 UTC

that one IS the shit

2017-11-13 19:48:47 UTC

Awesome

2017-11-13 19:48:57 UTC

>not having a BLΓ…HAJ shark

2017-11-13 19:49:01 UTC

it's large as fuck

2017-11-13 19:49:16 UTC

How large?

2017-11-13 19:49:59 UTC

102cm in lenght

2017-11-13 19:50:08 UTC

58 in width

2017-11-13 19:50:26 UTC

Where

2017-11-13 19:50:33 UTC

Price

2017-11-13 19:50:42 UTC

search for BLΓ…HAJ in your ikea

2017-11-13 19:50:52 UTC

idk if this will automatically redirect

2017-11-13 19:50:54 UTC

Just search 'IKEA shark' you pleb

2017-11-13 19:50:55 UTC

its like 15 bucks

2017-11-13 19:51:13 UTC

or euros

2017-11-13 19:51:22 UTC

they stopped making them twice now

2017-11-13 19:51:38 UTC

>having this many

my hero

2017-11-13 19:51:40 UTC

Mmm i need mama shark for babby sharks

2017-11-13 19:51:47 UTC

this man is living the dream

2017-11-13 19:51:49 UTC

tribit will skullfuck us

2017-11-13 19:52:00 UTC

Probly

2017-11-13 19:52:07 UTC

But sharks

2017-11-13 19:52:08 UTC

@Tribit listen, technically the sharks are made in china, right

2017-11-13 19:52:31 UTC

All those sharks

2017-11-13 19:52:33 UTC

Yes

2017-11-13 19:52:35 UTC

I had a MAGA hat on my shark

2017-11-13 19:52:35 UTC

okay I made the channel chink friendly again

2017-11-13 19:52:42 UTC

This is my fetish

2017-11-13 19:52:42 UTC

too bad I destroyed the maga hat

2017-11-13 19:52:56 UTC

I did post that on 4chan a couple times

2017-11-13 19:53:26 UTC

<:pepewot:327934404234313739>

2017-11-13 19:53:33 UTC

Finding some weird shit

2017-11-13 19:54:00 UTC

Mods sleep post more stuffed sharks

2017-11-13 19:54:13 UTC

Great chinkshit meme

2017-11-13 19:54:17 UTC

@Tervy but you're a mod <:chink:323022148870602752>

2017-11-13 19:54:22 UTC

Ssssh

2017-11-13 19:55:53 UTC

Something about thosw sharks in official enviroment is so darn funny (or im tired)

2017-11-13 19:55:58 UTC

when I carried the shark home, I got a lot of kids going "MOM I WANT THAT"

2017-11-13 19:56:07 UTC

and I had to explain to like 3 or 4 parents where I bought it

2017-11-13 19:56:22 UTC

ok so if I ever need a gift for some kid

2017-11-13 19:56:24 UTC

imma get that

2017-11-13 19:56:25 UTC

>APEROL

2017-11-13 19:56:34 UTC

DISGUSTING

2017-11-13 19:56:35 UTC

Gonna make shark backbag out of one

2017-11-13 19:56:38 UTC

Yes

2017-11-13 19:56:38 UTC

BLAHAJ DRINKS WHISKY

2017-11-13 19:56:52 UTC

cut a hole down there and put a fleshlight in ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

2017-11-13 19:57:05 UTC
2017-11-13 19:57:13 UTC

what the fuck

2017-11-13 19:57:17 UTC

kek yes I remember this

2017-11-13 19:58:08 UTC

me rn

2017-11-13 19:58:20 UTC

shark is a /g/entooman?

2017-11-13 19:58:53 UTC
2017-11-13 19:59:12 UTC

I-I need one

2017-11-13 19:59:56 UTC

38 something-bucks

2017-11-13 20:00:03 UTC

Canada?

2017-11-13 20:00:07 UTC

holy fucc

2017-11-13 20:00:09 UTC

I suggest everyone goes to their local ikea asap, they do go out of stock pretty often

2017-11-13 20:00:19 UTC

Buy online dummy

2017-11-13 20:00:19 UTC

as I said, twice already they stopped manufacturing them

2017-11-13 20:00:29 UTC

but after online petitions etc they resumed

2017-11-13 20:00:52 UTC

@Iren Masot mfw ikea in my country only delivers for insane prices because it's for furniture and shit

2017-11-13 20:01:05 UTC

but then again it's literally half an hour away with public transit

2017-11-13 20:01:33 UTC

>Β£15 for a shark

2017-11-13 20:01:44 UTC

is it worth it?

2017-11-13 20:02:17 UTC

did the last 50 posts not convince you

2017-11-13 20:02:19 UTC

yes, yes it is

2017-11-13 20:02:26 UTC

get a giant shark my man

2017-11-13 20:02:33 UTC

<:alithink:327930371796893698>

2017-11-13 20:03:17 UTC

@Deleted User BUY A SHARK

2017-11-13 20:03:36 UTC

SHARKS ARE LIFE

2017-11-13 20:03:37 UTC

<:chink:323022148870602752>

2017-11-13 20:03:50 UTC

get a shark or I'll fucking disown you

2017-11-13 20:03:58 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/379723083218419714/IMG-20171109-WA0001.jpg

2017-11-13 20:03:59 UTC

maybe I'll ask friend from Glasgow to pick one up for me

2017-11-13 20:04:06 UTC

@Iren Masot where the hell are you finding so many of these

2017-11-13 20:04:14 UTC

We'll have to change his name from Comfy to Rude.

2017-11-13 20:04:15 UTC

#ikea-shark-general

2017-11-13 20:04:35 UTC

inb4 Tribit

2017-11-13 20:04:49 UTC

>no shark emoji

2017-11-13 20:04:55 UTC

@Windatica get it sorted

2017-11-13 20:04:57 UTC

I permit as this startted from chinksharks

2017-11-13 20:04:58 UTC

🦈 <:shark_chink:230982717200793600>

2017-11-13 20:05:01 UTC

comfy are you ok

2017-11-13 20:05:01 UTC

oh yeah

2017-11-13 20:05:18 UTC

It shows me all the emojes for every server I'm in, I got confused

2017-11-13 20:05:24 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/379723447049125888/wew.png

2017-11-13 20:05:26 UTC

I wondee if they have huge chinsharks in aliexpress

2017-11-13 20:05:34 UTC

they do

2017-11-13 20:06:14 UTC

Shipping probly is pain

2017-11-13 20:06:47 UTC

wew

2017-11-13 20:07:16 UTC

already had a shark emoji
is this the state of /CSG/ tripfags????1!!?11

2017-11-13 20:08:34 UTC

@Deleted User heard you were talking shit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/379724243790987274/unknown.png

2017-11-13 20:08:47 UTC

lewd

2017-11-13 20:09:13 UTC

Aaaaa love these sharks

2017-11-13 20:09:31 UTC

Its 10pm and im giggling like a girl

2017-11-13 20:10:05 UTC

I wish i had sharks

2017-11-13 20:10:17 UTC

buy em up

2017-11-13 20:10:40 UTC

comfy_shark_general

2017-11-13 20:11:06 UTC

would normies understand this autistic love for plush sharks?

2017-11-13 20:11:10 UTC

those gloves are good for $6, but IMO not for $10+

2017-11-13 20:11:16 UTC

they're fragile

2017-11-13 20:11:30 UTC

comfy and nogrip

2017-11-13 20:12:40 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/379725273106743307/7d11.jpg

2017-11-13 20:12:42 UTC

me rn

2017-11-13 20:12:58 UTC

OPERATOR?

2017-11-13 20:13:14 UTC

MOSHI MOSHI ~

2017-11-13 20:14:21 UTC

this bitch is gonna get purged so hard when tribit finds out

2017-11-13 20:14:48 UTC

tribit must never know

2017-11-13 20:15:18 UTC

it'd be a shame if I just $purge 50 rn B)

2017-11-13 20:15:29 UTC

Noooooo

2017-11-13 20:15:31 UTC

dont you dare

2017-11-13 20:15:34 UTC

@Windatica I'll find you

2017-11-13 20:15:37 UTC

Dont you dare

2017-11-13 20:15:39 UTC

and I will buy you a shark

2017-11-13 20:15:42 UTC

better smash that mf'in save button

2017-11-13 20:15:50 UTC

D U N K E D

2017-11-13 20:16:07 UTC

Leave it for tribit

2017-11-13 20:16:20 UTC

He gets good aneurysm

2017-11-13 20:16:50 UTC

there will be blood

2017-11-13 20:17:03 UTC

https://i.imgur.com/7I9BEMo.jpg
still image for Bondage Fun

2017-11-13 20:18:10 UTC

who would get so many shark plushes? .-.

2017-11-13 20:18:21 UTC

I love how many there are

2017-11-13 20:18:30 UTC

All the stuff

2017-11-13 20:18:38 UTC

its only 15/pop

2017-11-13 20:18:57 UTC

And obv worth it

2017-11-13 20:18:59 UTC

120€ for plush sharks

2017-11-13 20:19:02 UTC

βœ…

2017-11-13 20:19:04 UTC

BUY EM UP

2017-11-13 20:19:17 UTC

buy the biggest stuffed shark you can find

2017-11-13 20:19:22 UTC

the biggest stuffed shark you can afford

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