Need to fix that otherwise I'll need to duck out of the radio show tomorrow

Somakefag didn't reply when I said why the Somake is bullshit

Could it be... he doesn't know what he's talking about?

I'll make that video even as my PC goes up in flames kek

The bottom line is my comparing it like for like with full phantom power isn't a legit test if the somake is secretly boosting the volume beyond the scenes

"here's phantom power at 70% gain and here's somake at 2000% gain"

>8ball are birbs best pets?

:question: **Question**: `are birbs best pets?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Yes`

Witnessed

👌

Got Goku for £2.50 kek

guys

do i buy 40 coconuts from vietnam for $20?

or do i buy 40 coconuts from sri lanka for $10?

Are you legit opening a corner shop?

no

i just want coconuts

i want a large ammount of a fruit

why?

...

Where do you live again?

eng

Isn't there a chink supermarket to go to near you?

not for 25 p per coconut

www.seewoo.com this is my local, pretty much as cheap as alibaba

Even has a live animal section where you pick the animal and they kill it right in front of you

cool

To make sure the chink made it suffer I guess

Chinks are subhuman

there is an asiana

looks shit though, they dont even have coconuts according to their websites

why do you want 40 coconuts?

so i can have 2 coconuts a day for 20 days

o-ok

that should be obvious

Coconuts are a pain in the ass, coconut water is overrated too

That's not how you use coconuts

not for 25 p it isnt

Coconut water is like plain water with a small tribble of piss in

Hate it

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/KING-COCONUT_120395110.html?spm=a2700.7724838.0.0.0mdkBz minimum order is 20 pieces

If I wanted to drink water with a sour after taste I'd drink English tap water :')

holy shit i could order cheap rice

http://puu.sh/pLdc3/064c56ca1c.png

👌

>If you use this drink every day you feel you are in heaven. beacause king coconut is the drink from heaven.

Won't alibaba only sell to you if you're a registered business?

In China?

doubt it

They're a wholesaler

a dude in the thread right now is buying form them

to his residence

>trusting fags in the thread who "order" things then never report back

I guess coconuts don't expire as much though

Customs might let it go

ill ask them if there will be any problems with customs

they'll definitely tell the truth

Food is the one thing customs won't stand tbh

Because they can get the blame if they pass some imported food and it happens to have some new super virus from China

i dont want super coconut cancer

Ever seen the film Contagion?

no

It shows an outbreak of a fictional super virus from Asia on the US

P cool

Hello, I am interested in buying relatively small quantities of your product.
May i ask, do you ship to residences?
also will there be any issues with customs between Sri Lanka and the UK where i am situated? What costs will be incurred on my end?
I also would like to inquire about shipping method and fees.
Thanks in advance, i look forward to doing business with you.

this is what ill send them

thoughts?

formal

very formal

My issue with Jii's avatar

why not "ay, chinkie, gimme some fucking cocos

"

I'd laugh if a crate of coconuts goes through customs with a slip saying "value: £2 items: phone cases"

Cannot unsee now @cathy

recognise that avatar comfy?

:<

Nope

its maromi dressed as shounen bat

from paranoia agent

Oh yeah

You weeb

I thought it was the bunny from zootopia

Nah Paranoia Agent is a weeb anime with Hirasawa as composer

Not seen it for a while

fukn weebs

Brb back to sleep

F Satoshi Kon

This mangosteen is gud

No stomach cancer yet?

Nop. Has a weird aftertaste but I put that down to it being mangosteen.

stalin how do you feel about my coconut inquiry

above

http://puu.sh/pLdc3/064c56ca1c.png

this

Jii: Shipping is going to be expensive, and I have no idea about UK customs. Go for it.

they'll get back to me with a shipping rate

customs should be fine. i assume they have a way around it

we'll see

the coconut dream persists, at least for now

heh

!play lovely bunch of coconuts

!skip

@breh make a yt video singing this

With all your coconuts

mitubot isnt working ;(

Wrong voice channel @Camphor76-22-2

Go to general

!play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYgOlqinH7A

I generally cant be arsed to use discord because skype is a thing I already have.

B

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T

N

E

T

@zambz did it 😒 🔫

:(

>Skype

if you say E nadeko says you killed yourself

E Skype

@Deleted User did it 😒 🔫

rip comfy

E more normies in the Discord

more normies in the Discord did it 😒 🔫

E @Deleted User

@zambz did it 😒 🔫

????

E dujwhgejkwahgdkjdhsadhjaiuohdoiaw

dujwhgejkwahgdkjdhsadhjaiuohdoiaw did it 😒 🔫

Nadeko insists you die

Gonna let her down?

>8ball do you want me to die?

Now playing in General: **Witch Doctor - Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing**

:question: **Question**: `do you want me to die?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Very doubtful`

>8ball kms or not?`

:question: **Question**: `kms or not?``
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Maybe`

_has experiance writing bots so if you want any shitbots......._

>8ball kms?

:question: **Question**: `kms?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Probably not`

yay

What kind of shitbots are we talking here Stalin?

I wrote a bot once that posted the entire contents of the art of war.

And then left the channel before you could ban it.

(On an old IRC server)

why not mein kampf?

Because the art of war is short enough that the bot wouldnt get silenced by automods

ok

https://github.com/NorconNorc/ArtOfWarIRCBot

A later, less shitty version

I've just realised how much of a twat I am for using PayPal rates on my credit card.

I'm used to bank charges but that was when I was on a Halifax debit card.

ok

ayy lmao got my kz ates

How are they?

Five chink things here

I think it's all the $0.10 stuff

All $0.10 micro usb adapter

Finger LEDs for dancing

Egg separator

Ooohh this wasn't $0.10

7 port USB hub

👌

0.10$ for the hub?

Nope

ok

Got $10 off

So like $3

nice

Nice, hub coupon still works?

Care to shere it? 😛

Nope it doesn't work

is the hub fukt?

like clive senbai said

Is it this one he got? Link me m8

I have one like that, buf with usb 2.0

the switches are really chinky crap, but it gets job done

i think its just the same but more ports

lemme find the link

UK mains adapter looks a bit dicey

They are dead simple tho

if you take them apart

hard to fuck it up

@Deleted User Oh, I have one of those

Speeds are kinda slow, but they're alright

BTW, we have some chink recommended phantom power supplies?

theres a few on ebay for cheap

25$ or so

They're all the same, eBay 48v phantom power

Or get a Behringer one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0hKi-Ivzj4

I think I'll just put together that thingy

Yeah it'll probably be easy to make

yeah, It's just a DC power supply

inb4 u die

slightly glorified

What do you plan to do with the mic?

Talk to people when gaming

I don't even game

but I've got some ultra crappy mic right now and it pisses me off

so you plan to not use your mic?

You don't need full phantom power for that really, even the 75p lapel mic on Gearbest would be fine

pretty much, yeah :V

but why?

that lapel mic is actually pretty good

I talk to people on occasion

I bought it

Still waiting

and the background noise pisses the fuck out of me

ok

>background noise
My fully phantom powered bm-800 is sensitive as fuck

You can hear my gf walk in the next room

nice

I guess

It's not good at cutting out background noise

But most games compress the audio anyway

I'm guessing you'll be playing Overwatch or some meme

unless you want to eat your mic then you'll get a tiny bit of background noise even with a somake

can u hear urself cum? :^)

Lel, I won;t be playing anything new :V

All I play is ocassional minecraft

I need the mic mostly for work

>Minecraft

Skype meeting and crap, it sucks.

Another 12 year old?

Hey, tekkit is awesome

man the dude presenting that diy phantom power supply seems so suicidal

minecraft doesnt use mic though?

He does

Yeah, but we talk on mumble when we play

i dont think ive ever heard a depressed kiwi before

k

I feel suicidal being the /csg/ bm-800 fag

lol

I can identify

https://goo.gl/photos/PngN8fqHq3fYHpVw6 My piece of crap that I currently use

once i get started on makind meme reviews ill have to dig some old power supply outta the garage

Is the cable replaceable or soldered in?

soldered

It's nice cable tho, one part that I'll keep

are you from italy?

My father is from Sicily, I'm from Poland

ok