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2017-11-10 22:54:33 UTC

hopefully tomorrow has some great deals tho

2017-11-10 22:55:06 UTC

oh I talked to someone at GB about 4chan before actually, I mentioned it on the podcast

2017-11-10 22:55:15 UTC

they said they won't touch it because of adult content KEK

2017-11-10 22:55:24 UTC

chink is afraid of benis

2017-11-10 22:55:50 UTC

yeah I asked them why not make /csg/ specific coupons and they said no fuckin way basically

2017-11-10 22:55:57 UTC

: (

2017-11-10 22:56:04 UTC

rude

2017-11-10 22:56:09 UTC

I mean this is the /csg/ discord though

2017-11-10 22:56:17 UTC

it's not a secret club

2017-11-10 22:56:39 UTC

Comfy should start working for GB and supply us with discounts desu

2017-11-10 22:56:57 UTC

discounts? i want free shit

2017-11-10 22:56:59 UTC

fly to Shenzhen to be whipped by cathy

2017-11-10 22:57:06 UTC

you'd enjoy that

2017-11-10 22:57:15 UTC

DISPATCH FASTER

2017-11-10 22:57:31 UTC

This is getting lewd.

2017-11-10 22:57:45 UTC

#chink-sex-general

2017-11-10 22:58:37 UTC

welp I'm going to take the dug out for a piss then call it a night

2017-11-10 22:58:38 UTC

>genuinely want a massager
>tfw they are all 'massagers'๐Ÿ˜‰

2017-11-10 22:58:47 UTC

no movement on the 11.11 deals

2017-11-10 22:58:51 UTC

guess they're waiting for tomorrow

2017-11-10 23:00:26 UTC

@johnfrum your anus needs massaging too

2017-11-10 23:00:33 UTC

I've bought one but it wasn't strong enough to actually do anything but tickle clits. Need a non sexual massager.

2017-11-10 23:00:44 UTC

why am I still here the coupons aren't going live wtf

2017-11-10 23:01:09 UTC

Because we're your freeeen

2017-11-10 23:01:16 UTC

this tbh

2017-11-10 23:01:26 UTC

:retardedfrog:

2017-11-10 23:01:29 UTC

broke ass chinkas squad

2017-11-10 23:01:31 UTC

y'all the right kind of retarded

2017-11-10 23:52:08 UTC

https://imgur.com/a/1UEh7 Santa-anon updated the gift list for the final time

2017-11-10 23:52:25 UTC

final ideas for your baskets for tomorrow

2017-11-11 00:03:48 UTC

>edc tactical Comb

2017-11-11 00:03:51 UTC

What the fuck

2017-11-11 00:14:09 UTC

any laptop bags / sleeves on sale for 11.11

2017-11-11 00:14:11 UTC

?

2017-11-11 00:16:53 UTC

all Mark Ryden bags are on sale

2017-11-11 00:17:34 UTC

does stuff run out of stock quickly on 11.11?

2017-11-11 00:18:56 UTC

@Deleted User podcast link?

2017-11-11 00:22:50 UTC

its like Black Friday @Julian

2017-11-11 00:22:54 UTC

the good stuff goes instantly

2017-11-11 00:22:58 UTC

fuck

2017-11-11 00:23:08 UTC

guess I gotta go to sleep now if I want shit

2017-11-11 00:36:49 UTC

wallet is gonna be rip

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/378704587604885515/unknown.png

2017-11-11 00:45:54 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/378706872552783872/Screenshot-2017-11-10_Your_AliExpress_shopping_cart_-_Buy_directly_from_China.png

2017-11-11 00:59:17 UTC

good morning

2017-11-11 01:01:42 UTC

I'm gonna commit a /csg/ related crime

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/378710849931706368/unknown.png

2017-11-11 01:01:56 UTC

jesus christ

2017-11-11 01:02:04 UTC

that is /csg/ mass genocide dude

2017-11-11 01:02:30 UTC

I plan to wear this as a summer jersey

2017-11-11 01:02:31 UTC

>genji

2017-11-11 01:02:43 UTC

and with a long sleeve tshirt underneath in the winter

2017-11-11 01:02:58 UTC

Wow, absolutely pleb, real men aren't scared to wear thier waifu's colors

2017-11-11 01:03:36 UTC

No

2017-11-11 01:03:39 UTC

I have family

2017-11-11 01:03:46 UTC

And I don't wanna look like some trap fag

2017-11-11 01:03:58 UTC

Also I have purchases clothing from Asia before

2017-11-11 01:04:04 UTC

Specifically in Japan

2017-11-11 01:04:14 UTC

You really do have to order up many sizes

2017-11-11 01:05:01 UTC

I'd chastise the decision but I have a Samurai Flamenco hoodie from tumblr in my dresser

2017-11-11 01:06:10 UTC

>family knows of evangelion
>wears Genji's suit
Thier opinion of you is gone anyway.

2017-11-11 01:06:54 UTC

>genji suit

2017-11-11 01:06:59 UTC

absolutely fucking not

2017-11-11 01:07:13 UTC

no way am I going full degen like that

2017-11-11 01:07:41 UTC

full degenerate would be ordering the custom sized cosplays that they ask your gender even if it's a female character

2017-11-11 01:08:51 UTC

I mean yeah, it'd make a neat fun run costume, the spandex suit thing

2017-11-11 01:09:06 UTC

but that's only for the real gone cunts

2017-11-11 01:10:23 UTC

Also got me my MicroSD early

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/378713031628029953/IMG_20171111_140951.jpg

2017-11-11 01:10:39 UTC

This one was only NZD$57, which is actually cheaper than Aliex

2017-11-11 01:11:59 UTC

@Obolon Prime send me the hoodie

2017-11-11 01:12:07 UTC

I'll have to order an XL, thanks chinks

2017-11-11 01:12:13 UTC

XXL here

2017-11-11 01:12:48 UTC

Got measured by my mother ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ”ซ

2017-11-11 01:12:58 UTC

Are chinks making optical keyboards yet?

2017-11-11 01:14:05 UTC

what

2017-11-11 01:14:24 UTC

did you mean *wireless keyboards*?

2017-11-11 01:15:56 UTC

optical

2017-11-11 01:16:44 UTC

there's a laser inside the switch

2017-11-11 01:16:47 UTC

and when it goes down

2017-11-11 01:16:50 UTC

it blocks the laser

2017-11-11 01:16:54 UTC

and registers it as a keystroke

2017-11-11 01:17:07 UTC

it's fast

2017-11-11 01:17:21 UTC

so you're telling me its a placebo gimmick

2017-11-11 01:17:41 UTC

what does that mean, "its fast"? when's the last time your keyboard was slow?

2017-11-11 01:18:21 UTC

Yeah this seems like bullshit

2017-11-11 01:18:30 UTC

it's for vidya players who double tap and get fucked by mech switches cause of it

2017-11-11 01:18:37 UTC

mmo/rts especially

2017-11-11 01:18:47 UTC

it's a gimmick, but it's smart tech

2017-11-11 01:18:47 UTC

That's more the fault of the weight then.

2017-11-11 01:19:00 UTC

nice ghost messages

2017-11-11 01:19:21 UTC

Spooky

2017-11-11 01:19:31 UTC

tbh the future is the wooting one but that's $159.99

2017-11-11 01:19:37 UTC

```
My previous keyboard is a Logitech G11 (Membrane keyboard bought in 20007). I saw the B720 on Linus Tech Tips on YouTube and since this was on sale for $75, I figured I'd give it a shot.

Compared to the G11 the keys are more responsive to a lighter touch. Example: In Rainbow Six Siege, if I want to strafe right with the G11, the shortest distance I could get the G11 to move is a foot right in game. With the B720, that can be reduced to 6 inches in game. So the actuation and reset are noticeably more responsive if you're looking for it. Twice as fast by that example.

As for lag, I notice zero difference in lag with the keyboards once they hit their actuation point. The difference is simply that the B720 has a shorter distance to the actuation point. So in that regard, you could say there's no lag.

That said. In gaming overall, I noticed almost no difference. The only time it mattered was pixel peeks where you can only afford to move a few inches in game. I'm not that competitive a gamer yet, so I've only had to deal with that scenario about 1% of my gaming experience. If you're a pro, this might make a difference.

That said, if you're a pro, you may want to give the Wooting One a shot with its analog switches for that granular control that analog sticks give. Especially if money is no option.

If you're upgrading from a scissor switch membrane or chiclet style keyboard, this will be a huge improvement for you. If you already have a functioning gaming keyboard, you'll notice a minor difference. For $75, it's a solid choice for what you're getting. For full MSRP, it's not worth it compared to the competition. I'm still debating whether to return or keep it since my previous keyboard performs on par with my skill level

```

2017-11-11 01:19:58 UTC

wooting one is a meme

2017-11-11 01:20:07 UTC

it's an analog keyboard

2017-11-11 01:20:17 UTC

so it reacts to how much force you put on each key

2017-11-11 01:20:30 UTC

you can put a light press and walk, and make heavy run in csgo for example

2017-11-11 01:20:47 UTC

Vine Customer Review of Free Product

2017-11-11 01:21:14 UTC

aka its fucking nothing

2017-11-11 01:21:39 UTC

it's a massive gimmick

2017-11-11 01:21:54 UTC

but it wouldn't surprise me if chinks started making em

2017-11-11 01:22:06 UTC

chinks are already making them

2017-11-11 01:22:10 UTC

a4tech is a chink company

2017-11-11 01:23:25 UTC

smaller chinks

2017-11-11 01:23:42 UTC

a4tech is kind of known, unlike a lot of small chink mkb companies

2017-11-11 01:30:32 UTC

cool glass i just found, but can't link image lmao

2017-11-11 01:46:20 UTC

big draw for me is analog input so I wouldn't have to keep hauling more shit around between house+ dorm, but I refuse to buy anything bigger than TKL

2017-11-11 01:46:44 UTC

I wanna play racing games without a controller and optical switches have promise

2017-11-11 02:03:21 UTC

@FredtheFailLord analog switches

2017-11-11 02:03:25 UTC

wooting one is for you

2017-11-11 02:03:28 UTC

it's like 160eur tho

2017-11-11 02:03:32 UTC

tkl

2017-11-11 02:03:41 UTC

aight software

2017-11-11 02:03:47 UTC

swappable switches and top plate

2017-11-11 02:09:00 UTC

looks pretty damn great actually
I'd buy a cheap knockoff

2017-11-11 03:12:37 UTC

swappable switches doesnt mean anything if you cant find somewhere to get extra switches

2017-11-11 03:16:06 UTC

@Windatica they offer them

2017-11-11 03:16:14 UTC

you can buy it with reds and swap to blues

2017-11-11 03:40:41 UTC

Noticed the Jumper EzBook 3 had Chinky spyware. Did a system reset (built into Windows). This broke the entire install. ๐Ÿ‘

2017-11-11 03:41:35 UTC

^this post has been debunked, just look at the hd600 frequency response graph from kelogg cereal

2017-11-11 03:42:32 UTC

>not accepting the chinese govt in your computer

2017-11-11 03:43:07 UTC

@BoggyBuntu That I don't mind. I do, however, mind that it was making the computer sluggish.

2017-11-11 03:43:11 UTC

It's already underpowered.

2017-11-11 03:43:31 UTC

Hi

2017-11-11 03:43:39 UTC

any recommendation shipping to mexico?

2017-11-11 04:12:40 UTC

the cheapest one so it arrives late :^)

2017-11-11 04:13:51 UTC

whens the next coupon rain boys?

2017-11-11 05:25:48 UTC

Dabbin' Black Santa hoodie

2017-11-11 05:52:21 UTC

how are those sweaters? are the designs just printed onto them?

2017-11-11 05:53:16 UTC

I'm willing to bet they are. I refuse to believe that Dabbing Black Santa could be a quality product.

2017-11-11 05:53:57 UTC

hah. yeah, I was just looking at those sweaters on the christmas list and was uselessly hoping they weren't just printed on

2017-11-11 05:54:25 UTC

Shits expensive to weave in.

2017-11-11 05:55:36 UTC

According to this site trying to resell it at a hundred percent markup, it's printed on, but won't crack.

2017-11-11 05:56:53 UTC

that ramen one made me kek when I saw it

2017-11-11 05:58:02 UTC

It'll still fade probably. And crack.

2017-11-11 05:58:14 UTC

B-but they said it wouldn't

2017-11-11 05:58:52 UTC

Who even wears this stuff?

2017-11-11 05:59:21 UTC

Besides memeing on /csg/ I don't think anyone would wear this in public.

2017-11-11 05:59:46 UTC

Do you live in a city? I live in Minneapolis and see people wearing cringe shit like this all the time

2017-11-11 05:59:53 UTC

if it were of decent quality I'd wear it tbh

2017-11-11 06:00:10 UTC

I live in a small city, most people wear mossy oak and flecktarn.

2017-11-11 06:00:11 UTC

going on a trip to HK this christmas and would like to wear that shit around

2017-11-11 06:00:29 UTC

chinks won't care or notice the cringe

2017-11-11 06:00:30 UTC

Could probably buy it in the airport.

2017-11-11 06:00:49 UTC

Chinks would definitely recognize ramen, are you nuts?

2017-11-11 06:01:03 UTC

They would recognize it, sure, but would they CARE?

2017-11-11 06:01:23 UTC

would make for silly photos, too

2017-11-11 06:01:46 UTC

christmas in chinkland wearing christmas chinkshit

2017-11-11 06:02:03 UTC

Tourists are universally cringy, the hoodie you're wearing won't be the straw that broke the camel's back

2017-11-11 06:02:08 UTC

Seems to be decent quality provided you don't wash it or wear it much.

2017-11-11 06:02:19 UTC

And also, who cares what some malnourished gook thinks?

2017-11-11 06:27:54 UTC

is it coupon rain soon?

2017-11-11 06:29:02 UTC

A burger and thirty fries from now.

2017-11-11 06:30:33 UTC

Hmmm are the items cheaper on the app?

2017-11-11 06:30:40 UTC

wut

2017-11-11 06:30:42 UTC

after the 11.11 sales get applied

2017-11-11 06:30:44 UTC

the actual sale starts in 1.5 hrs

2017-11-11 06:30:47 UTC

yeah

2017-11-11 06:31:10 UTC

I haven't noticed them much cheaper

2017-11-11 06:32:29 UTC

I can't think of anything to add to my card

2017-11-11 06:32:35 UTC

cart

2017-11-11 06:33:15 UTC

Then don't buy anything <:shiggy:232792354610872320>

2017-11-11 06:33:32 UTC

:^)

2017-11-11 06:33:36 UTC

That's dangerous thinking, @johnfrum

2017-11-11 06:33:54 UTC

anything else you mean or

2017-11-11 06:34:36 UTC

anything else

2017-11-11 06:35:02 UTC

probably going to spend around $120 only

2017-11-11 06:37:12 UTC

I found a store on Aliex that does knock off eSports jerseys

2017-11-11 06:37:57 UTC

oh, neat

2017-11-11 06:40:28 UTC

they look similar to the real thing, actually

2017-11-11 06:55:27 UTC

Aliexpress and gearbest login fails...

2017-11-11 07:13:57 UTC

46 mins left until ali sale huh

2017-11-11 07:18:01 UTC

i got trolled by someone on /csg/ ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2017-11-11 07:18:13 UTC

told me to wait until the very end without clicking anything on coupons thing

2017-11-11 07:18:23 UTC

and i could get a $25 coupon

2017-11-11 07:18:28 UTC

that does not exist

2017-11-11 07:18:29 UTC

rip

2017-11-11 07:18:38 UTC

41 minutes until 11.11

2017-11-11 07:20:06 UTC

@Danog That sucks, man. Why wouldn't you verify that with anyone else, though?

Sorry for the babby question, but how do you get coupons on Aliexpress?

2017-11-11 07:21:43 UTC

I've been hearing some people getting $5 coupons

2017-11-11 07:21:48 UTC

How to get that?

2017-11-11 07:22:49 UTC

@Matthew im a dumbass ๐Ÿ˜„

2017-11-11 07:22:57 UTC

I have something like 35 of the 2dollar coupons

2017-11-11 07:23:15 UTC

pretty sure you can only use 1

2017-11-11 07:23:59 UTC

Per transaction, or total? Meh

2017-11-11 07:25:15 UTC

uh

2017-11-11 07:25:43 UTC

"Note:
You can only use a Select Coupon in one store. In other words, you can't use one Select Coupon on a combined order including items from different stores"

2017-11-11 07:26:08 UTC

idk if that means like

2017-11-11 07:26:12 UTC

if i buy from a b and c

2017-11-11 07:26:16 UTC

it doesnt discount $2 from each store

2017-11-11 07:26:17 UTC

only 1

2017-11-11 07:26:21 UTC

but if you use multiple coupons?

2017-11-11 07:36:22 UTC

@Danog single transactions with a coupon each

2017-11-11 07:36:28 UTC

I think will work

2017-11-11 07:36:32 UTC

Done it before

2017-11-11 07:39:34 UTC

anyone have experience with those figures off of aliexpress? looking at a charlotte dunois/laura bodewig pair in particular, but anecdotes besides that one "kill me pls" saber statue would be neat

2017-11-11 07:47:47 UTC

Get ready, lads

2017-11-11 07:51:53 UTC

I chose a great time to go out on a date

2017-11-11 07:52:03 UTC

Hope i don't miss anything to good

2017-11-11 07:52:23 UTC

boys

2017-11-11 07:52:29 UTC

im looking for a good chink backpack

2017-11-11 07:52:47 UTC

something that can fit a 15" workstation and lots and lots of shit

2017-11-11 07:52:50 UTC

what should I grab?

2017-11-11 07:53:43 UTC

im really happy with mine

2017-11-11 07:53:46 UTC

sec ill find it

2017-11-11 07:55:22 UTC

@Obolon Prime ehhhh i guess

2017-11-11 07:55:39 UTC

having to add all of my shit again though... meh

2017-11-11 07:56:00 UTC

So be honest, is the site going to fucking crash the moment the clock hits zero?

2017-11-11 07:56:29 UTC

Because I turned down a bj to stay up and get my orders in

2017-11-11 07:56:33 UTC

gonna be pissssed

2017-11-11 07:57:29 UTC

A true chinkshit hero

2017-11-11 07:58:29 UTC

just lean over

2017-11-11 07:58:51 UTC

incoming

2017-11-11 07:59:22 UTC

gf went to sleep 3 hours ago, too late for that now

2017-11-11 07:59:41 UTC

unless I wake her up screaming "I'M 80 DOLLARS POORER AND I NEED TO CUM *NOW*"

2017-11-11 08:00:09 UTC

Seems reasonable to me

2017-11-11 08:00:17 UTC

HERE WE GO

2017-11-11 08:00:35 UTC

@Deleted User I don't think the watch one is working

2017-11-11 08:00:53 UTC

LETSA GO

2017-11-11 08:00:57 UTC

hmmm what is this bullshit

2017-11-11 08:01:09 UTC

cart is looking quite nasty atm

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/378816407195877377/unknown.png

2017-11-11 08:01:20 UTC

what you got in it?

2017-11-11 08:01:45 UTC

what do the $2 coupons do?

2017-11-11 08:01:49 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/378816572715958274/unknown.png

2017-11-11 08:02:01 UTC

show me what you all got

2017-11-11 08:02:11 UTC

had to remove an item from the cart

2017-11-11 08:02:17 UTC

and re add it because the price was fucking up

2017-11-11 08:02:26 UTC

Mine was doing that too

2017-11-11 08:03:03 UTC

iceland flag, meme tee, wolf hunt necklace, solar panel pieces, usb output reader, wifi antenna, vtec stickers, radar detector for car, micro usb to 30 pin, everywhere to au/nz ac adaptor, mini hdmi to hdmi, hoodie, 18650 charger board

2017-11-11 08:03:10 UTC

Why not buy in the app? You'll probably save a few bucks on top of the 11/11 sale

2017-11-11 08:03:20 UTC

with the coupons too of course

2017-11-11 08:03:25 UTC

How the shit do I apply the select coupon, it keeps saying I don't have any

2017-11-11 08:03:29 UTC

THIS SHIT CHINK SITE

2017-11-11 08:03:32 UTC

coolio brother

2017-11-11 08:04:37 UTC

yeah the coupons aren't working

2017-11-11 08:04:41 UTC

paying for my shit one by one

2017-11-11 08:04:50 UTC

so I can apply the select coupons per store

2017-11-11 08:04:54 UTC

Fuckin' gooks

2017-11-11 08:04:54 UTC

so the chinkstravaganza started 4 minutes ago ?

2017-11-11 08:04:56 UTC

on ali

2017-11-11 08:06:02 UTC

M-muh select coupons, they do nothing

2017-11-11 08:06:09 UTC
2017-11-11 08:06:17 UTC

I was not well enough prepared for today

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