m.2 240GB

don't remember the exact name

im fucking mad desu

https://m.gearbest.com/hdd-ssd/pp_424961.html

got a Mi Band 2

@Tribit do you have any ideas or was that just curiosity?

oh

I haven't seen many anons buy that one

gosh dangit

this fucking sucks

dis🅱ute

I really don't want to but I guess theres no other option

I'm trying to find out whether the red led does actually mean that it's dead

Red? Sorry, mate.

It's a communist.

@Videobro would recommend the unofficial paid app

> Using 8 years if write 100GB every day(32GB)

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=cz.zdenekhorak.mibandtools

What...?

this app, amirite @spaqin

Ye

good shit if you wanna make extra use of that vibration motor and display

I got about 4 people into buying the mi band 2 after they saw it can do that lol

That shit was only a poorly functioning novelty for me for a day or so.

never had it fuck up for me

just bought a miband 2

How to get my coupons guys

thanks @spaqin ill check it out once it arrives

I have mad respect for the dev of that app

he reversed engineered almost everything about the mi band 2

prior to his work there was barely anything working with mi bands other than the official app

and the official app didn't even have notifications back then, just step and sleep tracking and alarm

would that convince a chink

I'm usually an onion but I don't regret a single vent on that app

What cheap chinkshit (<£20) should i get for singles day

20 tenga eggs

this

Or buttplugs

Damn that Mi app isn't available on iOS

understandable

most xiaomi shills only shill MIUI running Android KitKat

rip

I wonder if that dev will share any of his work

at least understanding the RPC calls

but working with bluetooth is 😂 🔫

Idk

If you can get the protocol you should be fine

BLE messages are 20 bytes tops

I also want to spend 50 dollar on amazing Chinese shit

Someone redpill me

No eggs

Or buttplugs please

tea

yak jerky

Dildos

>chinese consumables

nice knowing you

Ye i dont trust chinese with my food man

I accidently licked my earbuds

And it tasted like the worst chemicals ever

tastes like clogged ear

pls link your youtube fetishist channel of you licking all sorts of electronics

How the fuck do you "accidentally" lick an earbud

that's the thing, you don't it's usually someone licking and worshiping electronics for 3-4 minutes

>Worshipping electronics, sexually

That's so /g/ay

is this a thing, i'm just a compulsive liar who likes to make stories

I think you're Morally obligated and financially inclined to make it a thing

@Deleted User do you own a mankini

licking electronics while wearing nothing but mankini would be enough to get a few thousand German viewers

maybe poop a little

<:woah:333623269674713098>

uhhhh, buy stuff off my wishlist for more electronic worshiping

@Cole no country bullying!

@JHWH scat is a valid fetish

tfw not operating a porn site electronic channel where you poop on the latest electronics and get to wash them off and have free gadgets

tfw you could never tell anyone how you managed to buy a 26 room villa in just one year

>implying I wouldn't wear it like a badge of pride

wagecucks btfo, I make more shitting than they do working

tfw what i say is retarded at face value, but upon further examination pioneering media consumption and creating someone a lucrative side income

How do you word it on your resume though? Or your taxes, for that matter?

inb4 "u-uh...thanks..." and putting them in the closet forever

praise kek dude, normies btfo

anon what do you do for a living?

oh I'm a video producer

oh really? do you like make movies or something??

I defecate on electronics.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmuQ6upXYAQ8OQv.jpg

tfw that guy with the sunglasses tries to get you to shit on his face

if he pays extra..

It'd probably actually be a lot of work. Like, your viewers are likely to have shit preferences, so you'll have to have a strict diet.

it can't be a regular dookie, i mean it seems pretty straight forward to me

>shit preferences
<:woah:333623269674713098>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYkd1uwG8fg

I don't like how large the cam looks tbh

and it overexposes a lot on 1080p

for now, anyway

it's a Xiaomi camera, it'll get a thousand updates before 2018

@Cole you can bet on Xiaomeme to update it

I'll probably just get the A119 for my car

... which I still didn't buy

Shit preferences, yeah, Like, do you want someone to drop a fat brick on the Xbox One X, or spray it with a mostly liquid spray with plenty of farts?

your knowledge on this concerns me

I am 26 years old and I am now thinking about types of shit I'd want on my tech

@Cole you don't have a car

yet

traded it in for a big flashlight

FFS

BLF GT going into production soon tbh

🔦

Hey guys I was wondering if there's a difference between the kz ate and kz atr

I feel like this would unironically be popular on /g/, then eventually find its way to reddit

@Deleted User It's common knowledge, r-right? There's a lot of variety to shits. It stands to reason that fetishists would prefer some over others

two years later you'd just be HowToBasic, but with shit

i'd do it, but this is one of those things where it starts as a joke, then becomes something you enjoy, its a bad path

I enjoy shitting desu

a turbo edit of how to basic with scat would be a one time enjoyment experience

then i'd be utterly disgusted, it'd be a fun thing to link apple fans on release days

should team up with epic meal time on that one

big ass sandwich

filled with chink tech

and shit sauce

that video would go down in history

@Deleted User oh my god

someone needs to buy the iPhone 9 and take a shit on it right in the Apple store

that would honestly be funny as fuck, but someone who does it has to have ZERO to lose

except for a couple thousand dollars

Isn't it waterproof?

lmao at the scat video how to basic, take a shit on it and then have someone call it and put the shit phone up against your face

@RubenF hey dude, try asking in <#365921969004216320> , that's a chink audio chat in here. we're busy with our shitty business plan for 2019

your question was literally drowned in shit

But H2B never shows his face

remember those 10 cent guy fawkes masks?

yeah.

I mean, he *kinda* did in his last video. Turns out he's a fatty.

i mean, the egg stuff is reddit lardo humor

I-I'll shit on a flashlight and set up a patreon

...will the flashlight be ON?

I hope you like a 5000K LED tint

yeah, it will be a dark room, he will squat over it and shit the room into darkness

<:pepewot:327934404234313739>

but guys I need to get at least 500 bucks from it

I hope you save enough money tomorrow <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Hmmmmm

A month's rent

or a video of something shitting a room into an inky abyss

tfw not yet a content producer

we're literally discussing chink shit

this chat has never been more on track

aaaaaaaAAAAAAFUCK. Finally dug this goddamn ingrown nail out of my big toe. Instant fucking relief.

🤢

thanks for sharing this in a shopping related channel

...I shat on the chinky multitool I used to do it. Happy now?

https://www.aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=0&initiative_id=AS_20171110114453&SearchText=ingrown+toenails

chinky multitool

this is now related

this pleb didn't pay a hundred euros for a Leatherman smh

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

No, it actually is a Leatherman Wave. <:sadmitu:331056421342806026>

tfw chinkshit traitor

MY NI🅱:b:ER

Leatherman Wave is fucking awesome tbh

I got it for 30 bucks when my buddy upgraded to a leatherman with better steel in the knives. forget what it's called

>30 bucks

I'll shit fury on you

I already got a second one thanks to 25 year warranty

just because the bit driver tool was loose a bit

they replaced the entire tool

...do you need a Proof of Purchase to use the warranty? because my eyeglass screwdriver is broken. The bit snapped off in there.

@Cole Do you think there will be any good flashlight deals tomorrow?

@piersio doesn't seem like Convoy flashlight store on Ali is participating so no convoy deals directly from the source

as for others I'm sure there will be but I'm not keeping track

i wanna convoy l6 format but even more powerful

there's already a few lights in hot deals thanks to Comfy

that big? most of those are really expensive usually

even with a discount it would be like 50 dollars at least imho, probably much more

@Matthew absolutely not

convoy is one of the cheapest currently 54 $

i could spend around 130 $

Are those Ingrown Toenail torture looking tools actually effective? Because digging this fucker out was so incredbily painful with the leatherman and a screwdriver

@Matthew I bought my wave from an eBay store in America because it was cheaper even with customs

years ago, don't have proof of purchase anymore. I just got in contact with the company that does warranty service in my country and they told me to send it in

they did say it could longer for the warranty thing to be done without proof of purchase (they need to validate that it's a legit Leatherman)

but I had a new tool in under a week

How much did you pay for shipping? Leathermans aren't light

@piersio keep an eye on https://reddit.com/r/flashlight too, they are likely to catch deals

@Matthew uh, standard package shipment within country, like 5 euros

do email your warranty center before you ship it in

the tool really isn't that heavy, it's a standard package

I even took out the screwdriver bit before sending and I have it still lmao

they sent me a completely new tool with the nylon pouch and all

>he doesn't own chinese furry fashion booties

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/-/32823311514.html?

anyone got some winter/autumn gloves to recommend?

@Julian Xiaomi

not even kidding they have gloves too

They are gonna make sex robots too

Do they have lawn mowers already? They have robot vacuum cleaners

in china the government makes sure you have no grass

or the toxic air takes care of that

@piersio physically I don't think there's many lights larger than the Convoy L6, unless you're ok with waiting for the BLF GT (which is about to hit production but it's a thrower, very little flood light)

Thorfire S70 is physically similar

I kind of want to pick up some smartphone gloves

They're available at like

Any dollar store

most are a disaster if your winter jacket has velcro of any kind, though

somehow they get destroyed faster than regular gloves

lol @spaqin wanted a thieye deal and comfy just makes it happen

deal god

what if comfy actually works at gearbest and is a milionaire because he's selling us on discounted chink stuff? <:thenk:329322130804047872>

kek I wish, I can't even afford the shit I shill

was funny how that happened tho

I don't believe you, mr. gearbest

@piersio what about a modded convoy L6? 6500 lumens, baby (but colder white tint) https://skylumen.com/products/convoy-l6vn-enforcer

i bought a Note 4x (my third) tuesday morning and its already here

your third note4x?

yeah let me rephrase that

is the third i bought

hey tribit he wanted to spend a lot, although this is over his budget ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

because friends and family ask me to buy them things on ali

i just got a whatsapp from the courier (dhl) that it will drop it frist

Fugi

i want to buy some clothes but i don't know if the customs will return it.

I wasn't prepared for the coupon

>dhl whatsapps you

what country is this

Mexico

but i know the courier on this route

so i send him a text on whatsapp and he answers me

oh

I thought it was like company wide

kek

always know your couriers friendo.

i know the one for the local post office (2 actually it depends on the guide number), the one from DHL and the one for estafeta (private post service that is kinda shitty)

Fedex sucks dick really hard here tho

The mailmen in my neighborhood have been seasonal fucksticks for the entire year

The GF regularly has to go give our neighbors their mail that got delievered to us, and retrieve the mail they have of ours

That used to hapen to us when we lived downtown.

And every time I try to confront the carrier about it, it's some Somalian who sprints across the street as soon as I open my door

the local mailmen here is an autistic guy with a fascination with trains

what is it that attracts autists to locomotives

the 12 is mailmen day (dia del cartero) im thinking about gift him some chink trains.

its usual for families to gift some good to the mailmen you know a bag of rice, a can of beans or veggies, shit like that

The day my mailman expects a gift from me is the day I shoot him the dick

and i think autist people are attracted to anything thats very complex in function in general.

why would a mailman get a gift, do your job and get lost pal

well

its kinda weird but we have a lot of traditions like that in mexico

American Thank a Mailman day is Feb. 4th

but we have a holiday for literally fucking everything, so they can go fuck themselves

yurobeans have their equality and inclussion shit, murricans have their own shit, and so on, you could kinda say that this is more of a solidarity tradition.

I've never seen my mailman

tfw: americans have a holiday for everything to make money
>>we beans have holidays for traditions just for the sake of it.

chinkman did it again.