that's 12 xiaomis

id rather have 12 xiaomis

xiaomis for your entire family

which xiaomi are we talking 'boot

A1?

note4x

xiaomi iphone x

I could get a fucking note4x for my dying 95 year old great grandmother <:googlethink:328536447219138561>

didn't they promise to make a new lineup called langmi

or something

redmi pro

that's what that turned into iirc

it's made up

you're buying an imaginary pen

will make you write less chinglish

it's like art

you have to imagine the material yourself to actually use the pen

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/xiaomi-fountain-pen/1170037049.html

really makes me write

wew

W

e

24.59

w

its muji

yeah

everything they have is overpriced

nice though

oh yeah, simple design, no idea about the nib though

why are people calling it the xiaomi pen

👀

too bad its plastic

I have a fountain pen one in metal

ballpoint pens are superior

inb4 shitstorm

opinions

:^)))

they are superior though 8)

I'm left handed, every time I wrote with a fountain pen I just ended up with a blue hand

no special snowflake rodia paper needed

~~mechanical pencils are superior~~

man I fucking hate how I'm looking up xiaomi power banks and it shows me all the chink power banks ever with shit like "for xiaomi" in the name

try browsing from the official seller store page

lost the mi band 2 for 15 USD fml

are those chink pens any good?

@Stoopeedo just use goybeast, they're like 17usd for the 10k mAh

is the mi a1 out?

y

https://www.kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-mia1

been out for a while @Jignx

are there bluetooth speakers with option of playing music from a flash drive

yes

or at least microsd/sd

and there are shitloads of sd card to aux dongles

not really chinkshit but if ur an USfag this is a really great deal for a really great mouse https://www.bestbuy.com/site/logitech-g502-proteus-core-optical-gaming-mouse-black/4642008.p?skuId=4642008

https://www.bestbuy.com/site/promo/computer-acc-logitech-g-series-savings?ref=8575135&loc=277c5accc45f11e7b5e796e3530149c00INT&acampID=277c5accc45f11e7b5e796e3530149c00INT lots of logitech stuff for sale in general

the 11.11 deal from Comfy of the smartwatch for 11$, i paid it 10$ last week kek

fyi: don't buy it. the app doesn't run on Android 7

So the general advice is to stay away from aliex until a few days after 11.11 because of chinked prices, right?

nah aliex is gud

http://puu.sh/yhtXI/6ea7828235.png

Fuckin' saucy.

it still has good shit thats still *usually* cheaper than anywhere else

how bad of an idea would be buying durex from ali

Probably retarded tbh

chinkstyle.mp4

*tips sunglasses*

http://puu.sh/yhuaS/d310e563d1.jpg me irl

Lel

Smash the fash

get on my level

What I -have- just bought is one of those arc lighters.

and I'm wondering if it'll blow up in my hand.

theyre kinda cool

(probably)

brother has one

uses a lot of gas tho

Eh, lighter fuel is cheap

It begs the question of whether or not it's cheaper than a box of matches to run though.

I like this arc lighter more https://youtu.be/TG4DRnvSle0

👌🏻

is there a chink pocket sized version

Yeah, clamping a thin wire to a 9v battery.

and using that to light your smoke

http://s.aliexpress.com/qI7rmeu2 +
http://s.aliexpress.com/6v6rmAJB +
http://s.aliexpress.com/yEnyeQFF

*some assembly required

>LiPo

I mean yeah, you wire it in backwards and the whole thing erupts into flame

that'll do the trick

So how does that circuit board work?

by hacing voltage trans and regulation + 2x 0.3uF elcos

Mhm.

you place cables to non smiley face as input (AC)

and smileface goes to your balls

that product does not have proper insulation on the smiley face side tho

so be warned

Google ZVS flyback driver

@Deleted User that chink /g/ shock <:hmm:346343150052311050>

(and yes with those tips you just fry your circuit

and nothing else happens

well maybe fire due shitty insulation and AC over-arching

but still

Oh sick, I have all the parts for this.

Catch me when I burn my house down

@fedora I have 3 skmeis, they're p good actually

some nice designs

and apparently they use better materials than some modern casios

that Xiaomi laptop bag looks cool

http://c.dx.com/collection/201711/20171108GrandFeast/html/en.html?utm_source=dx&utm_medium=background&utm_campaign=en20171108epiccarnivalR2 sales from DX

we have our first chink shit meet-up in <#189467888657235970>

GUYS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFQoa6Hvh8U

<@&209260592911876096> gimme an @everyone

this fucking video

are you sure about this

want to know the shitstorm of the lifetime in your pants ?

hmm 🤔

the video is so hilarious tho

just say yes and i do it

nah not worth it

indeed.. good video tho

if love to see that chinkwarehouse at full gear under xmass pressure

jeez, couldn't even find a single chink who can into slavspeak

sorry we don't give @ everyone's to shills, please deposit 1 xiaomicoin to my wallet

hahahahah

🤔 wouldn't be a bad moneymaking scheme actually

$1 per @everyone

it would be abused to shit

and people would leave

maybe if discord themselves did it

only the dummies who can't into suppress @everyone and @here in the server settings

"discoin" "use these to @ everyone"

discord hiding a bitcoin miner in the app when

discoin miner *

aka they mine bitcoin but we get discoin for using it

it would actualy work for them if they wanted to

as long as its opt-in i bet some people would do it

"good software why not support"

kind of like how Brave browser pays you for keeping ads on?

thats mostly due they get more money themselves injecting their own adds in place of others

you mine discoin and use it when you want to use emotes

discord becomes an idler game

it aint now ?

just like irc

idle relay chat

discord becomes an idler *game*

a lot of people idle here with all channels but <#287939846662651906> muted

from what I'm told

yeah from my calculations its around 10% who have ever commented to anything from the userlist

and thats with some tolerances :D

@Deleted User Anycubic Kossel Upgraded Pulley 3D Printer @Deleted User
Price: $89.11
Coupon: Flash sale, no coupon!
https://www.gearbest.com/3d-printers-3d-printer-kits/pp_640022.html?lkid=11825932

HOLYSHIT

Need a cheap Kossel? @Kaytee

didn't it expire already?

those went fast

fug

yeah they were all reduced for ~5 mins

yeah it's already back to regular pricing

wait are 11/11 sales already live

there's a car charger I'm after

supposed to be cheaper on 11/11

@Cole yes

neat

STARTING IN 10 MINUTES

KZ ZS5 Gray Earphones
Price: $12.99
Coupon: KZGB
https://www.gearbest.com/earbud-headphones/pp_641227.html?lkid=11826468

Xiaomi AMAZFIT Smartwatch English Version Black
Price: $89.11
Code: 11.11GB151
https://www.gearbest.com/smart-watches/pp_605468.html?lkid=11826475

Xiaomi Mijia 0.5mm Pen
Price: $1.11
Code: 11.11GB152
https://www.gearbest.com/stationery-supplies/pp_429777.html?lkid=11826493

thanks

car charger

also which girl in the video is the one doing all the QA

link

err

I mean

fuck

customer support

where did qa even come from

:D

I just woke up from a nap

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/AUKEY-USB-Car-Charger-48W-4-Port-Universal-Car-Adapter-with-AiPower-Adaptive-Charging-Tech-for/32748569271.html

this says it'll be even cheaper in 3 days

its aukey so its quality, but you can't even get these on amazon

ahhh

anker makes one 4 port charger as well... only sold on amazon.com, not even on .de

i thought you were looking for something like this gentle nipple massager https://www.aliexpress.com/item/LUNDA-600A-Peak-Current-Portable-Car-Jump-Starter-Charger-Power-Bank-Emergency-Car-Battery-Booster-Pack/32793737304.html

but just usb adapter

I. uh.. I'll need that one.. for .. reasons

"certain people own me some money"

I wish I was a serb

I could do that for a living

hahahaha

I could be the loan shark that makes it into a freeroam videogame one day

FACKIN' LOAN SHARKS, NIKO

[EVERYONE]
$5 off a $15 spend/$10 off a $30 spend @ DealExtreme
http://www.dx.com/event/promotion/subscriber20171106

**BE QUICK** only 9 hours left to claim

what do you mean be quick I haven't been on dealextreme in several years how am I supposed to pick something in under 9 hours

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

is that 20 cent V mask code legit?

when's catch the coupon thing again

http://www.dx.com/de/p/geekworm-raspberry-pi-fc-style-nes-nespi-case-enclosure-compatible-with-raspberry-pi-3-model-b-2b-and-b-485969 you could buy a raspberry pi enclosure shaped like a NES

but then I'd need a raspberry pi

and development skills

... does dx sell pocket pussies?

only one way to find out

@CriticalBrit it expired

I got one

it was a short term freebie

the search for underage pocket pussies continues <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

odd I just puit the code in and it seemed to accept the discount

oh maybe it's back

I saw the code expired earlier

nice

if so, yes it's legit

noice

lets hope it dosnt arrive a mass of broken plastic

a plastic mask should survive

I posted it to the thread but obviously *someone* spotted it was me and report bombed it

it got removed pretty fast

wait

are you hated

I haven't been to csg threads in a long long time

for more than a year pal

I pissed off some permabanned pedo and he's had a grudge ever since

report bombs me every time and stalks me on here

quite sad

i guess some people dont have lifes to take care of

wtf

b-but

you're so friendly and comfy

who would hate a chink santa

he dislike bombs my videos too, my last one had 9 dislikes within 10 seconds

so jew :333

lmao

dude is fucking persistent

maybe he is just gay for you

he just wants me to notice him, yeah

and lacks skills to express love and emotion

he wants the comfy dick

so he gets frustrated

and aims the frustration at you

one time he submitted english subs to one of my videos

and it was just a rant about how shit I am and how I sound like a retard

line by line

kek

that gimbal is deal of the day I think

those things are usually insanely expensive

But it's just 10%off

it's already super reduced

I'd still need a fucking camera

it's for phones innit

... god dammit

yes

buy thousands of USD's worth of stablising accessories and use them with the default redmi camera

<:alismirk:230784726615588865> <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

the guy in the video review talks shit about the redmi camera kek