I have the xiaomi router, already AMP'D

woah

@Deleted User Gearbest's 11.11 deals has been real good so far

Yeah good prices

Banggood hasn't done anything yet

https://i.imgur.com/sYGMNkb.jpg

@Ankka praise duarte

<:aliOK:251417852156837888>

https://streamable.com/34t0a does the 11.11 sale price apply to both options?

Xiaomi IV Hybrid Dual Drivers Earphones Silver
$9.99 (~8.63 EUR)
code: XIAMODR
https://www.gearbest.com/earphones/pp_261864.html?lkid=11811827

decent deal

:O

@Deleted User The Code you entered has expired.

but >xiaomi

fug

dang

is there anything wrong with xiaomi iems

yes

https://www.gearbest.com/m-promotion-active-352.html **EXPLOIT WHEN**

anyway I'll probably buy k4s on 11.11

xiaomi is a defunct company because ZUK Z2 btfo them so hard

@Cole you just missed out on a $1.11 CREE torch

mccree?

@Windatica <:alithink:327930371796893698>

IDONTNEEDANYMOREFLASHLIGHTS

<:aliOK:251417852156837888>

_rips hair out_

@Cole You sure?

by the time I post some of these they've already expired 😦

idk what I'd do with a flashlight

maybe then it would justify a pelican case purchase

I just use the one on my phone

Tribit you motherfucker

why do you do this to me

pls no bully

yeah im not sure what flashlights are for either

just open ur eyes lmao

at least you didn't say "my phone has a flashlight"

that's next level triggering

the flash on the 4x isnt as bright as my old phone

I have a big ol' stainless steel cop style flashlight that could be used as a self defense weapon

or a dildo

when are chinks gonna release a two-in-one fleshlight/flashlight

@Julian maglite?

no fuckin idea

nigger beaters!

take a photo

it sounds like maglite

lemme go get it

they sell LED drop-in modules for those

does it take D flashlights?

eh

what the

D batteries

I just have some random flashlight we got as a gift

it's pretty bright and more or less sturdy though

https://streamable.com/nwby0

you have not lived until you experienced this

is there going to be a major difference between $2 and $8 sidecutters

with chinks I don't even know

no

christ

you mean for wires right

yeah

that XKCD comic was true then

I'd go outside to show you how bright my brothers flashlight can go

I have $6 and $2 and $1 ones and the $1 is the same as ther $6

it has an adjustable lens

@Maxumym absolutely yes

https://www.banggood.com/BLF-Q8-4x-XP-L-5000LM-Professional-Multiple-Operation-Procedure-Super-Bright-LED-Flashlight-p-1194351.html?rmmds=search

also for some reason all the cheap sidecutters are babby sized

this is the light

I need 160mm ones

got a coupon that takes it down to 45USD if you're interested

just how many people have bought Q8 already because of you

the only thing

I'm not sure about

the batteries probably cost as much as the flashlight

is where you're supposed to insert batteries

@Stoopeedo I hope lots

into this thing

you unscrew it

@Cole

that looks like a maglite yes

no I'm talking about mine

4x 18650 are like $20

oh

@Windatica yes, about that price

can you unscrew the other end @Maxumym?

Now I feel stupid, yeah

👌

That being said it still hasn't ran out of battery since it was obtained

bet it's like a toy

compared to the enthusiast ones

ayy my brother has a Cree one too

yup, it is

okay back to chinkshit

here's a blf q8 (this is chinkshit) next to a soda can https://i.imgur.com/9ZG8pC5.jpg

hence the term "soda can flashlight"

bad dragon dildo for scale please

comparin flash light sizes

how much are the crees usually @Cole

depends, there's a lot of cree flashlights, but they're usually like 3 dollars at worst

even the (expand dong) ones?

zoomies?

yes

yeah

yeah i had a zoomie

the design is pretty austist but they were fine

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/led-cree-flashlight-torch-18650-AAA-battery-torch-lamp-Waterproof-Zoom-baton-XM-L-T6-3800/32796724888.html? this?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-New-Mini-2000-Lumens-Bright-CREE-Q5-LED-Adjustable-Zoom-Focus-Flashlight-Torch-Lamp-Light/32650216356.html

might actually grab that

the one I posted takes an AA battery no prob

IMO they're best in single mode

just on/off

https://gloimg.gbtcdn.com/gb/pdm-product-pic/Electronic/2017/09/29/goods-img/1507322702557007632.jpg

Xiaomi Redmi Note 4 4/64GB Global Black
Price: $141.11
Coupon: 11.11GB133
https://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_701790.html?lkid=11812038

why do chink routers look like Necron tombs

all modern routers look like this

time to return my 4x

look at asus' GAYMER lineup

xiaomi just btfo xiaomi, how will they ever recover?

slightly relevant

this made me think

what's this

oh

china flag's perfect geometry

fuck

this is obviously loss

yes too

mega-china

kek

:?

california-ized

ok i stop

the Redmi Note 4 coupon is already expired <:kms:327934280619655179>

all of their codes are expiring rapidly

Pajeets got a whiff

Is there any reason not to use the Honey extension? From what I understand it does something with cashback, plus essentially DDOSes your checkout page with coupon codes in the hopes of something applying to your order

it relies on people submitting coupons and a lot of coupons like from Gearbest expire after a few uses

sometimes Honey helps, sometimes you gotta go fast

by the time some chump submits a coupon to Honey it might be dead already

doubtful, but anyone here ever buy from ioffer

better to be informed and follow deal forums

maybe i'll follow deal forums and dump codes I don't want into honey

if I can find any benefit to doing so

often a deal expires in the time it takes me to post it here, that's how fast it is

you vs the whole of russia/india/europe/US

http://www.ioffer.com/i/84-piece-silverware-12-servings-versace-style-wood-cas-566062136

this is the full set and i guess fancy box

lots still on the hunt for chinkware

did the math and checks out

need that fancy chinkware for a special christmas

>378 eur

now hold your fucking horses right here mate

did the math

it checks out if you were to buy i think it was

21 sets of 4

and then it has a presentable case

buy the biggest silverware sets you can find

the biggest silverware set you can afford

buy it up

@cumqber surf into your local IKEA, get the LADDA batteries

best price/performance ratio out there

chink batteries aren't even worth it unless you need li-ion vape/flashlight stuff

white LADDA batteries are Eneloop Pro's

brown LADDA batteries are Eneloop Lite

they're rewrapped Eneloop

make sure the package says made in japan

they're eneloops, only cheaper

ikea sells good AA/AAA chargers too

qt

NICE

is your cat?

that's like my cat.

already fed, happy, I pet it once
WELL LETS HAVE YOUR ARM FOR DESERT, THEN

@cumqber http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/40241309/

this charger if you can get it

they stopped selling them in some countries for some reason

they might

depends on store/locations

well, next time you get near an IKEA, buy em up

@Cole are the alkalisk batteries any good

I don't have any data to back those up, but I have about 20 of them at home, just for random stuff that doesn't warrant rechargeables

they served me well

basically any time I go to ikea I pick up some batteries of some kind

right now I have 8 AA and 8 AAA rechargeables still in the packages

and about uh

10 and 10 of alkalisks

I think there isn't a single non-ikea battery in this apt, lol

any way to share ali carts?

screencap it

too long

😭

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0TbkrZEAew or make a video like me <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

that's it

jesus 20 mins

yeah who has the time for that

I just clicked print and exported to a pdf

get some legit bdsm stuff instead of pet collars

b-but my dog needs a collar

oh

ok

carry on

I even got him a jacket

when i grow up i will also have a dog

and my mom saw me browsing me chinkshit and got some stuff too

hence the shoes and some sports top thing

im going to train my dog's puppers to be seal team six k9's

I want nothing more in life right now than a pup

@wyz faggit

D:

3 of the same earphone?

what for @spaqin

its not even 3 eiaosi x6s

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/American-history-X-Edward-Norton-movie-star-draw-bar-living-room-decorative-painting-Kraft-Poster-retro/32667281870.html

solid xmas stocking stuffer for 1.50

That is one ugly poster

Good for 15 year olds

even this has more "adult" vibe in it https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Fundecor-3d-cosmic-space-galaxy-children-wall-stickers-for-kids-rooms-nursery-baby-bedroom-home/32801816908.html?

yeah, you got younger cousins, hook them up with that stocking stuffer

there was those "inside WC" stickers on some site

had anime faces

i first wondered why

then i remembered japans pissing fetish

and was like "of course"

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/GOLD-INGOT-ILLUMINATI-24kt-FreeMason-Masonic-Conspiracy-Order-Bullion-bar-5pcs-lot-free-shipping/32370623014.html

thinking about getting chinked on gold bar meme thing, this is actually 'kinda' cool

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/34pcs-Sex-6-Euro-Coins-Different-Design-Kama-Sutra-Position-Hard-Commemorative/32600712386.html?

goddamit chinks

they do have everything

whose idea was this...

the chad head/ the virgin tails

Virgin vertical mouse/Chad trackball

I use a trackball at work, shit is good

Coworkers are low level and can't use it when they try

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/1-OZ-WWII-GERMAN-WAR-EAGLE-IRON-CROSS-DESIGN-GERMAN-SILVER-ART-BAR-1pcs-lot-Free/1541326_32656885406.html

chinks really do have everything for sale

I have one of those soviet gold bars

got if for $1

hmmmm

could I buy this and sell it to people collecting WW2 stuff? 🤔🤔🤔

is this how people make profit

silverthatwasstoredawayinbrazilbases.png

Don't deceive people like that

@Windatica because i got two other people wanting them