then yesterday I got an email from a courier, someone dropped the package off into an automated package receiving (and apparently sending) machine

@ﾠﾠ Google it <:anime:338369166929035265>

https://cdn.i0.cz/public-data/cf/1c/8226f2a93ad182bbfd0f6a07cab2_w1024_h678_g7abe9330012611e4a1c7002590604f2e.jpg?hash=8282a11aeb24654a16229e873d001f2b

like so

so the sender information was as vague as possible, I couldn't make out what was the item that was gonna be delivered to me

what do u even mean

google wat

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/PEGASI-Stainless-Steel-Folding-Butterfly-Knife-Balisong-Style-Knife-Comb-Stunning-CS-GO-Practice-Training-Tool/32822903076.html?spm=a2g0s.9042311.0.0.Ry5jbC

ordered this

for memes

Aren't those things banned in your country?

https://www.google.com/search?q=%20I%27d%20buy%20a%20gross.

it's a fucking comb dude

I think PostNL is getting raped by chinese orders.
evidence:
1) All Aliexpress standard shipping orders in the past months were PostNL for me. Recently, it's everything but PostNL.
2) GearBest offers PostNL shipping, but they just China Post it when you select it. happened twice to me now.

@johnfrum I could buy a real balisong if I wanted

I can buy guns, auto knives, any kind of pocket knives, whatever

we a free country man

just no bald eagles

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Simulation-animal-dog-ornament-wedding-gift-garden-decoration-creative-crafts-yoga-puppy-figurine-home-decors/1739509_32803766181.html

@Cole they are gettin fucked i think yeah

u b good son, u buy dis 4 mom

@Droidbot nvm, thought it wa a 'comb' like belt buckles that happen to function as brass knuckles

could buy that too

yet somehow

a 14 year old pocket pussy is just too much

🤔

God forbid you have underage silicone

Any good laptop bag for a 15 incher?

I've looked at amazon basic but it doesn't protect the laptop that much

god dammit

I did see a decent looking laptop bag on ali

some time ago

lemme see if I can find it

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Laptop-Shoulder-Bag-Women-Men-Notebook-Sleeve-Messenger-HandBag-Briefcase-Carry-Bags-for-Lenovo-Laptop-Bag/32792542530.html?spm=2114.search0104.3.74.YFuD7y&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10152_10065_10151_10130_10068_10344_10345_10547_10342_10546_10343_10340_10341_10548_10545_10541_10307_10060_10155_10154_10056_10055_10539_10537_10536_10059_10534_10533_100031_10103_10102_5670015_10142_10107_10324_5660015_10325_10562_10084_10083_10561_10178_5740017_10312_10313_10314_5650015_10550_10073_10551_10552_10553_10554_10557_10558-10550,searchweb201603_24,ppcSwitch_5&btsid=2d24390f-fb76-4251-9261-41a35da8d365&algo_expid=8ca9d7b0-17c8-46b5-9852-69a0aad04b90-8&algo_pvid=8ca9d7b0-17c8-46b5-9852-69a0aad04b90

i have this somewhere

@Bong i have 2 of those
http://s.aliexpress.com/ry67vue2

fix your links weebcreep

the flower ones I hope

fix wat ur linking

feg

cut everything after html

Can you shorten Ali links?

Nvm, thanks, didn't know that

These don't seem like they have any protection

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/faggot-man-purse/32792542530.html yes you can

hey man

i like that bag

Like if I'd bump into someone, id probably destroy my gaymantop

if you want real protection you need one of those with hard covers

<:italianthink:327934554126155776>

they are 30+$

or u could stick couple pieces of cardboard in there

probably what the chinks do anyways

I do it with books now with my current bag

It's a rucksack

Lmao

@Bong buy a pelican case <:benis:239668961011040257>

<:futhink:326408752754458634>

<:kms:327934280619655179>

<:hmm:346343150052311050>

Just carry a metal safe around

its what i do

tfw no equivalent of pelican cases made by the chink

I found one company on ali, but the prices were almost the same as real pelican cases

has anyone even heard of a pelican case before this cum dripping mouth breather said it

listen here you little shit

Wut?

I knew they existed but not their name

http://www.oilandgasproductnews.com/files/slides/locale_image/medium/0003/665_en_e5839_9759_pelican-cases-group.jpg

Tbh

It's like the most popular brand in the states

They're overkill

it's all kinds of cases and stuff that survive nuclear wars

Yeah u probably carry literal guns

In pelican cases

They seem like actual gun cases

I know about them because movie theatres have film sent in those

enclosed hard drives with the movie in a peli case

@Bong gun transport is one of the main uses, yes

🍆

🥚

but because of the foam inside, you can put anything you don't want to get damaged inside. People transport camera equipment etc in these across airports

**FERTILIZE**

they're REALLY neat tbh, but the price is nuts

I'd buy one for my flashlights

but christ

Feel like my laptop would move around too much

I'm not paying 200 bucks

And its overkill

and u would look fucking retarded

I already do <:benis:239668961011040257>

fuck

Like a flashlight would justify a purchase of a pelican case

Come on son

http://img.pelican.com/img/products/protector/1780HL/pelican-rifle-m16-ar15-military-transport-case.jpg

🔦

stephen paddock case variant

@Tribit oh no you didn't

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

And no one asks any questions about the numerous heavy cases he's hauling.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Large-storage-space-high-sealing-plastic-weatherproof-outdoor-tool-case/32811663022.html

>120 bucks

>still talking about pelipene cases

That would also be too heavy to carry

Too many drawbacks

still thinking about contacting this chink for a case tho

Word of warning, these types of cases might trap humidity depending on what foam you use if you store them long term

motherfucker

you just saved me some dollars, I guess

You're autistic if u buy those in the first place

^

I'm here, did you think any different up to this point

>says the person looking to buy chink sextoys

Memearrows

yes wanting to relieve sexual urges is equivalent to buying large clunky boxes for menial shit

overpriced large clunky boxes

Do you really need an onahole for that?

onahole

do u even speak english

No.

i knew it

what the fuck would you be doing in this discord if you weren't autistic in the first place

discord is the largest platform for communication

wrong

email is

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

B)

<:aliOK:251417852156837888>

also discord is the least private

And 4chan is?

filled with shitposters

https://i.imgur.com/kTVerNd.png

grrrr i hate shitposters

DELETE THIS

Why is there a scat flag emoji<:scott_flag:231805451589779457>

D
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L
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឴ ឴

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

>• Anon got an umaru pillow, programming socks, a lunch box, a fountain pen, and some razor blades.

yea saw that

idk about u but that umaru pillow looks mighty kawaii desu ni ~~~~~~~

umrau pillow to cry into
programming socks because your fucked up
lunch box??
fountain pen to write a note
razor blades to end it all

edgy

chink razor blades are not that good

chastity belt removed

Why the fuck do they require someone to give you permission to unlock it?

that's possible without even getting the unlock permission

there's literally nothing to it

are chink phones even worth it? not really that cheap

im not following some pajeets youtube tutorial featuring notepad.exe

feel like u better off getting something used off ebay

i think its worth, only downside is the god awful camera

getting used phones sounds like a pretty fucking dumb idea

what about the battery degradation

also chink phones have much better parameters for your buck

except for the camera, on xiaomi at least

dunno about meizu

or huawei

i hate huawei

my first "smartphone"

maybe i just got a real shitty one

https://www.pcgamesn.com/mantistek-gk2-keylogger?amp

<:chink:323022148870602752>

Old news lads

wasn't this debunked

Don't install the software and yes

It does ping home to alibaba servers

But no actual logging in the software

u open ur xmas presents up

u find bape and bape accessories

wat do

That's still a thing?

Or you mean vape

vape is a meme

I leave as this obviously is not my home or my family

bape is also a meme

@Windatica how many days since you started trying to unlock the phone? congratulations

72 hours

so just 3

so many people sperg out about it though

i think its weird and shouldn't be a thing, but 3 days is 3 days 👽

that's 3 days worth of data the chink has on you now

they're smart

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/10pcs-Funny-Fart-Bomb-Bags-Stink-Bomb-Smelly-Funny-Gags-Practical-Jokes-Fool-Toy-M09/32794711148.html

can someone tell me what the best chink stink bomb is

@LOTS#8637 toxic waste with some mixed in sichuan peppercorns

1.14 for 10 stink bombs seems like an okay deal

https://www.gizmochina.com/2017/11/07/xiaomi-officially-enters-spain-launches-mi-a1-mi-mix-2-mi-box/

xiaomi store in spain, no double taxes

Lol @Tribit mayne thats why it was so cheap back then

hey the prices are actually somewhat related

there's an official xiaomi reseller in poorland and the prices are inflated over 50%

like

fuck

the yi camera for 135€ is actually a decent deal too

official retail xiaomi prices in russia are retarded

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Deplorables-4-Chan-Donald-Trump-President-Pepe-Sad-Frog-Kek-Lapel-Pin-Badge/32824164937.html?shortkey=FjuqmYZf&addresstype=600

OOF http://www.tomshardware.com/news/mantistek-gk2-collects-typed-keys,35850.html

just dont use the software

i have the gk2 and its fine

Anyone here have the LeEco Pro3? is it chinkshit?

wth is goybest's SF eParcel

@Obolon Prime fake news

It only pings home but doesn't actually log keys

You don't even need the software for it

ahh yes chink logic

https://www.gearbest.com/promotion-daily-50-off-deals-special-1615.html

>anet is -22 only

how the fuck that is -50%

``Nov. 12nd``
yeah about that

how's xiaomeme umbrella

> PROMO ENDS IN:

00 : 09 : 58 : 20

their email to me said "the main event" is 8th-11th

so they'll probably launch another sale tomorrow

is the mi a1 on sale?

yup

in <#287939846662651906>

lots of EU wide deals right now

really good prices too

tfw no good rugged phones with snapdragon

I know that feel

at least you can buy a chink rugged case

doesn't feel the same in the rubber

actually that is a thing to consider

since phones have waterresistance now

@Tribit found some nice leather and hard fabric cases for Redmis

I want the leather one, it makes the phone look like an Oukitel K10000 Pro

I can recommend Nillkin Frosted cases

but they dont really cover the top and bottom, sadly

@Julian yo, don't post non deal stuff in hot deals . you can just ping comfy in here if you need to tell him something.

oh sorry

didnt know that

all good

@Deleted User do you know whats the limit per address on the gillette deal?

no idea m8

might be in t&cs

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Creative-Wall-clock-Modern-personality-quartz-clock-Home-Furnishing-decoration-Study-decoration/1187336_32796213978.html

only 1 per address sadly

brainlets are not welcome in my home

@Tervy tfw u cant follow rules

oh you windatica

cry more :D

:D

🍿

smash that motherfuckin dislike button

but tho its still BS that "europe" is like 5 european countries

and Mexico

whats the best way to make sure you find the best price for certain items

tried googling image of thing looking for, but no results