maybe he buys chink shit

goybest plasteres that shit all over chink things

he buys a lot from china

i wish i could buy chink flip knives

maybe he goes on csg?

ask him

damn ur room looks comfy

Thanks fam

Knife reeks but seems good quality, on par with my £20 brit knife

how mucc was it

£4.50

not bad

That cheap steel smell

Eugh

i find that virtually everything on goybest smells like cancer

it was probably tested on chinks

apart from my bm800 pretty much everything really

Their warehouse looks dirty in the shipped pics

mine are all just a scale

cant see any dirt

maybe dirty anon works there

>8ball knife review?

:question: **Question**: `knife review?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Definitely no`

rip

Cool

>8ball am I real?

:question: **Question**: `am I real?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Maybe`

oo

>8ball is hektik real?

:question: **Question**: `is hektik real?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Most likely`

:^)

>8ball am I real?

:question: **Question**: `am I real?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `My sources say no`

I base far too many life decisions on a discord bot

ok

rekt

>8ball should comfy not use nadeko as his life compass?

:question: **Question**: `should comfy not use nadeko as his life compass?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Most definitely yes`

>8ball should i become jewish?

:question: **Question**: `should i become jewish?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `No`

Fuck

>should I become a muslim?

allahu akbar

>8ball should I become a muslim?

:question: **Question**: `should I become a muslim?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Maybe`

:(

Nadeko hates degeneracy like Muslims do

>8ball do you hate degenerates?

:question: **Question**: `do you hate degenerates?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `It is uncertain`

>8ball can you give me the succ?

:question: **Question**: `can you give me the succ?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Most definitely yes`

HNGG

:o

Oh dang

>8ball can you give me the succccccccccccccccc?

:question: **Question**: `can you give me the succccccccccccccccc?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Ask me again later`

Denied

>8ball can you give me the succ now?

:question: **Question**: `can you give me the succ now?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Very doubtful`

7ball loves me more

:(

7ball is superior

>7ball are you 7ball now?

7ball succs harder

I take that as a yes

>8ball can u succ 7ball?

:question: **Question**: `can u succ 7ball?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Most likely no`

>:^(

>8ball can 7ball suck you?

:question: **Question**: `can 7ball suck you?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Probably not`

>8ball look nads I'm bored can I get permission to review my stinking Chinese knife?

:question: **Question**: `look nads I'm bored can I get permission to review my stinking Chinese knife?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Most likely no`

FUVK

>8ball can comfy review the knife?

:question: **Question**: `can comfy review the knife?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Nope`

shieeeet

>8ball can comfy review the knife if he succs 7ball?

:question: **Question**: `can comfy review the knife if he succs 7ball?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `My sources say yes`

:o

SUCC

Better crack out the lipstick

pics plz

Note my window is kept in place by tape kek

Master landlord

Who wants to see the view from my window?

sure

👌

i just have a giant hole in my window

havent sealed it

no hoots

australia 👌

pretty much

if I did that I would die

at least in the winter

winter only gets down to like 3 degrees most nights

here it gets to like -20

rip

shiet

mine is a bunch of cobwebs and a fuckin veggie patch

Construction is another set of chink student accommodation

oh christ what has csg found

http://www.gearbest.com/classic-toys/pp_377738.html

WHAT

Time to buy, zombii

MAKE HALLOWEEN GREAT AGAIN

too bad youd get face cancer

maga hat and that face

thats fucking nasty lol

10/10 halloween costume

and you can hit on liberal chinks

pretending to be a spook

>free shipping

perfect

>not keeping it on as you bang some Halloween sloot so you can feel how it is to be Trump

lmao its in the category "classic toys"

kek

do you nigs know how to change something in html based on what the clock is?

>asking for html advice in /csg/ - Consumerist Shitbags General

wtf

http://www.gearbest.com/action-toys/pp_132105.html

>gorgeus party cheerful

oi u shitlords know brendaniel reads?

no

https://www.youtube.com/user/BrendanielReads

he does tales from 4chan

I googled him

he should do a series where he just reads shitty chink translations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUl_o3lwCdA

top kek

ye chippo man is good

>another day without my ajazz

suffering

lol

never hated anything more than I hate this warwolf

was it actually a good keyboard for the time you were using it?\

I almost broke it in half, I had to get to the bios but it wouldn't turn on at computer start up

mashing delete like a maniac

keyboard dead until I get to the windows 10 splash screen

it was okay at first but now all the keys have this loud whining noise on the switches, the thing is half broken, my computer keeps blue screening then pointing to the keyboard as the problem, and generally I'm mad

thats pretty shit

how much was it

£17

oh

not a major loss then

I got it because some anon was saying how amazing it is

get chinked nerd

"semi"-mechanical

>mfw my parents are advertising a 350$ "Youtube and internet safety" thing

lolwat

its made by Nordic Screens

????

a huge company that exploits thousands of norwegian children

leaving them thinking they are pro youtubers

even though they arent earning any money

my parents want me to be there

why

and when I was like "nah" they got angry

also why

but I think I wont have to

I heave no ieda

idea*

I said I could just google it if I wondered about anything

they dismissed my argument

probably hoping you turn all the expensive tech they buy you into an income

since you're still a 12 year old leech

kek

im already doing that

BECOME A YOUTUBE STAR, YOU LITTLE SHIT

NO

:(((((

NO GTX 1080 FOR YOU, KIDDO

NOT UNTIL YOU MAKE MUMMY AND DADDY THE YOUTUBE JEW BUCKS

GIVE USE YOUNOW MONEY

US*

I don't think it's normal for parents to want their kids to be youtube leeches

maybe this is another generation

probably

my parents would be ashamed if they knew about my videos

my dad goes on angry rants about "the facebooks and the googles"

kek

my dad is slightly not tech illiterate

hes good at programming

but normal things

like googling

and such

he cant even touch type

most people can't judging by the "type this without looking at your keyboard" threads

lol

my mum is literally one of the dumbest people i know

when it comes to tech

I had to teach mine step by step how to use it, then she went behind my back and sold all my shit on ebay :^)

sheeeeeit

my dad is alright with computers, but only because he was an audio engineer and did all that stuff

lmao i'd literally knock my parents out if they did that

>come back home to visit
>go to my old room
>wardrobe and bookcase bare
>"mrs. comfy where's my n64 and all the games?"
>"sold it all"
"a-and my books?"
"yeah gone"

mfw

why

^

were they hard on money?

no she's just a money grubbing jew like me

lmao

it runs in the family

started rubbing her hands at all my junk once I moved out

my dad shops a lot at "Havaristen"

sold hundreds of CDs, books, games

and gave me like 10% of the money :^)

its a shop where they sell old food

really cheap

its not bad like

you dont get sick

and it tastes good

I call that the vulture aisle

in the supermarket

kek

you mean food thats past 'best by' but not actually rotten?

people pace back and forth waiting for the employee to dump the out of date food

yes hekti

we have a shop like that here\

pretty neat

i got purple icecreams that had the consistency of rubber

>mrs. comfy is sitting on my old X200 thinkpad with an SSD listing my organs on the deep web as we speak

sheeeeeeit

rip comfy

shes gonna sell your birds

she didn't understand what I gave her, I bought her a x200 and put an SSD in, she was like "nice, is this one of your old shitty laptops?"

;_;

lol

yeah she hates the birds

likes the guinea pigs tho

:(

do you have any pets, hektik?

make a hybrid of them

a cat

im boring

almost 2

some random cat just hangs out at my house from time to time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyKBxO6MTH4

they hang out like this already

wot u doin

Laghrian2 years ago
Pigs dont say what they re doing haha

one of my friends has a guinea pig

my friend'd guinnie pig drowned in cereal left on his desk once

yeah they're idiots

they're pretty much blind

so our ones, you drop a pile of food next to them and they're like WOT WOT WOT

sniffing around when the food is right there