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not as effay as the LED shoelaces in hot deals
Some sketchers shit right there
how can you overclock your shoes with those?
Guess I'll just buy a dozen ZS5 bluetooth cables and tie my shoes with those
lookin for good chink suicide kit any suggestions?
ZS5 strung together as a noose
don't buy one Cole
we need you
Don't worry, if you buy chink it won't work anyway
Xiaomi exit bag meme
just sit in daddy's car with the engine running
can you buy Chinese bleach in bulk?
remember to close the garage door
Also i heard that chink tea works fine
make sure you can't afford to pay the bill
and you'll be <:aliOK:251417852156837888>
or just make sure the bill is big enough to give you a heart attack
take out ridiculous loans from obvious loan shark companies
that'll off you easily
Is it possible to set that when im holding the button on my band 2 it reminds me where I left my phone
Use it to set a timer on your phone?
damn those KZs look n ice
p sure they're room temp
>he's not cooler than cool
Orange Pi Zero Set 6:Orange Pi Zero 512MB Expansion Board Black Case development board beyond Raspberry Pi
(from AliExpress Android)
Raspberry pi is a dumb meme
that one is faster than the pi 2 and has wifi iirc
the price is what it is
there's no other shop that sells it
so if you want that then get it
HABEEB ONAWOLE LETS GOOOOOOO
Can't wait for a wireless vibrating onahole that will set my duck on fire.
And my dick
A1 looks good
4.8" mi mix without selfie camera and with capacitive touch buttons on the little bezel that is when
We naming phones after guns now?
yeah that's a tank
m4a1 was the gun
this guy guns
M1A1 refers to a lot of shit in the military, literally means first model first run
most commonly known as the tank tho
HTC ended up similarly with their M9 (92fs) and M10 (Cobray MAC)
http://www.gsmarena.com/xiaomi_redmi_note_4_now_available_in_limited_edition_lake_blue-news-27091.php Did anyone post this meme?
i kinda want to grab a fistful of opi zeroes since PoE
also rpi is only a dumb meme if you're trying to use it as a desktop computer, it's the most well documented and well supported sbc out there
even windows will run on an rpi
Whats a crypto virus?
Does it just run your vcard to mine?
>made in India
If you want blue get the Blue Note 4x
released this summer
wheres the hatsune miku edition
also that fucking price lol
60 extra dollars for just blue color
might as well buy LeEco Le Max or Zuk Z2
Will come in Miku packaging too
wonder if it also will have the miku case
for ultiamte weebness
sold out in seconds
so it's just the phone
so its just the phone in a Miku packaging now
there any decent csg smart lights or dimmers?
Can't wait to make NZD$21
i bought like 10 cents worth of seeds to my mates house
they should have released a red note 4 smh
Where's a good place to get adult things from China?
I need a place that takes paypal
I'm not even a fan of miku but want that dam phone
I wish they did more weeb collaboration
Woah woah woah
I got a redmeme 3
I need to upgrade
Your telling me there is a miku edition redmeme4?
OH SHIT YES
they didn't lose my Convoy L6
it's being delivered today eeeeeeeeeeeeee
Where do I buy
It's a "miku" edition in that it is a good color ~~for girls~~
red redmi note 4 global
the Miku blue reminds me of the Ice Nexus 5X
Is it just blue?
Or does it have miku on it
O the case, I see
mfw Australian customs takes like 10 mins
I've had shit shipped Monday night and arrived Wednesday morning by DHL from HK
are there any KZs with volume/media buttons?
iirc zs5 w/ mic
has media controls
@bitz#5618 it's blue and comes in a Miku packaging
it shows 3 in pics wtf
only see one button
maybe you're thinking of the bluetooth cable?
the bt cable is literally the only one with media buttons wtf
I have the non button version
and I need buttons now
suck my jing**dong** haHAA
guys, how can I tell if my Gongtian meme fan is the newer (more powerful) version?
I found out that there's apparently two, but after already ordering one
I GOT MY DELIVERY
FUCKING BEHOLD THIS SHIT
the Convoy flashlight is fucking amazing
I could beat someone to death with this
also got 4 more Samsung 18650 batteries
we ready for the apocalypse boys
THe package reads in bold print on those stickers not to deliver the goods to be but rather to direct them to the customs office
apparently people at the post office are dumber than ever because that shit came straight at me into my homebox
they were just too lazy or deemed it not worthy to check
had the same a couple of times
but on other times I had them search thouroughly through 5$ packages
honestly that makes more sense. the sticker was probably like a "do not send to address right away, customs check first"
customs didn't check my 60 dollar convoy flashlight, thank god
it says the contents of the package violate article 28 and 29 of some treaty
maybe because i ordered three 7010s at once
What KZ memes did you get freund
earbuds, that 4k action camera, thre 7010s and one shoulder mount for the camera
an a yeelight
the yeelights' instruction manual is entirely in chink
Which KZ model
does anybody here know alternate apps that can control the Yeelight bulb?
the god damn LAMP wants to phone back home to xiaomi
what is WRONG with these chinks
why do I need an account for this
for a LAMP
>buys a smart bulb
>is surprised that it needs internet connectivity and it phones home
what were you expecting exactly?
a short range connection to my phone so i can use an app to fuck with it
why does the bulb connect to the internet, then to CHINA, then back to me
this is some insane troll logic
even their air purifiers don't work at all if you remove the wifi chip
not even as a dumb air purifier
this is how "smart devices" work, even if they're from google or amazon
just more snooping innit
like how the Roomba guys were caught selling scans of room layouts they were getting from their robot vacuums
if there's data someone will buy it
i'm smelling a market for totalhax for these hings
get a programmer and a pcb electrical engineer together on patreon and pay them to progressively hack every smart device with open source circuit boards
there's hacks for the Xiaomi IP camera and router last I checked
just depends how autistic the community is
I put a hacked firmware on my hawkeye firefly 7s yesterday
fixed some chinky issues
for the cameras
they're pretty nice, my friend has his server as a CCTV box recording them to a HDD
yeah and the routers run on a forked version of OpenWRT so it's supposed to be relatively easy to de-chink them
any hax availiable / necessary for elephone action cameras?
i just received one
this is where the autists go to make their own custom fw
whatever sensor it has it'll be in there, firefly is novatek
do these things also phone home, fookin ell
my hacked firmware renamed 4k mode to 3k mode, removing all the chink lies
I think they do if you connect them to their apps but I never have
the firefly app is shit
S YSTEM ON A C H I P
@Make Lenovo P2 4/64GB Gray
$199.99 with coupon code: LNP2
$277 for that?
rn4x is like half the price
of that lenovo
with the coupon, Make wanted me to look out for one
saw rp4x for $139AUD shipped, that's like $250AUD
16gb model, but shrug
16gb one is 2gb ram right?
Miui would choke on that, although you could just use Lineage
Miui is a bit of a ram hog at times
Think my vape juice is stuck in customs...
even customs hate vapers
3gb + 16gb uwu
it's the chinese model, aa
how the fuck does a vape juice get stuck in cuckstoms
They probably think it's heroin and will be in their drug test box for a week...
they need to make sure it's authentic bull semen flavour vape juice
takes a lot of careful study and testing with the real thing
mfw my mum worked at customs and the drug scans are 10-20s
aaaaand it's acid
"Xiaomi Electric Mop"
Xiaomi Portable USB LED Light (Enhanced Edition)
$0.97 with coupon ARSELIGHT
Gearbest with the smoking hot burns on Aussies