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2017-09-03 21:07:31 UTC

not as effay as the LED shoelaces in hot deals

2017-09-03 21:07:40 UTC

Some sketchers shit right there

2017-09-03 21:07:41 UTC

how can you overclock your shoes with those?

2017-09-03 21:07:48 UTC

<:bleach:264926641359290368> <:alithink:327930371796893698>

2017-09-03 21:08:19 UTC

Guess I'll just buy a dozen ZS5 bluetooth cables and tie my shoes with those

2017-09-03 21:09:33 UTC

lookin for good chink suicide kit any suggestions?

2017-09-03 21:09:43 UTC

ZS5 strung together as a noose

2017-09-03 21:11:47 UTC

hold up

2017-09-03 21:11:54 UTC

suicide kits?

2017-09-03 21:12:05 UTC

don't buy one Cole

2017-09-03 21:12:06 UTC

we need you

2017-09-03 21:12:14 UTC

Don't worry, if you buy chink it won't work anyway

2017-09-03 21:12:30 UTC

Xiaomi exit bag meme

2017-09-03 21:12:36 UTC

<:hms:311152554618912768>

2017-09-03 21:12:47 UTC

just sit in daddy's car with the engine running

2017-09-03 21:13:05 UTC

can you buy Chinese bleach in bulk?

2017-09-03 21:13:08 UTC

remember to close the garage door

2017-09-03 21:13:12 UTC

Also i heard that chink tea works fine

2017-09-03 21:13:29 UTC

make sure you can't afford to pay the bill

2017-09-03 21:13:33 UTC

and you'll be <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

2017-09-03 21:13:54 UTC

or just make sure the bill is big enough to give you a heart attack

2017-09-03 21:14:58 UTC

take out ridiculous loans from obvious loan shark companies

2017-09-03 21:15:04 UTC

that'll off you easily

2017-09-03 21:16:50 UTC

@fedora thanks

2017-09-03 21:17:56 UTC

Is it possible to set that when im holding the button on my band 2 it reminds me where I left my phone

2017-09-03 21:18:35 UTC

Use it to set a timer on your phone?

2017-09-03 21:31:28 UTC

damn those KZs look n ice

2017-09-03 21:36:15 UTC

p sure they're room temp

2017-09-03 21:38:32 UTC

>he's not cooler than cool

2017-09-03 21:40:20 UTC

Orange Pi Zero Set 6:Orange Pi Zero 512MB Expansion Board Black Case development board beyond Raspberry Pi
http://s.aliexpress.com/3EVB3U3y
(from AliExpress Android)

2017-09-03 21:40:24 UTC

Thoughts?

2017-09-03 21:41:40 UTC

Raspberry pi is a dumb meme

2017-09-03 21:42:07 UTC

that one is faster than the pi 2 and has wifi iirc

2017-09-03 21:42:14 UTC

the price is what it is

2017-09-03 21:42:18 UTC

there's no other shop that sells it

2017-09-03 21:42:21 UTC

so if you want that then get it

2017-09-03 21:42:32 UTC

LETS GOOOOO

2017-09-03 21:42:38 UTC

HABEEB ONAWOLE LETS GOOOOOOO

2017-09-03 21:43:00 UTC

xiaomi onahole?

2017-09-03 21:44:02 UTC

Can't wait for a wireless vibrating onahole that will set my duck on fire.

2017-09-03 21:44:11 UTC

And my dick

2017-09-03 21:47:28 UTC

A1 looks good

2017-09-03 21:48:13 UTC

@piersio nope, been tried, no way to do that

2017-09-03 21:48:16 UTC

4.8" mi mix without selfie camera and with capacitive touch buttons on the little bezel that is when

2017-09-03 21:48:34 UTC

>4.8"

2017-09-03 21:48:38 UTC

handlet

2017-09-03 21:49:47 UTC

M1 a1

2017-09-03 21:50:00 UTC

We naming phones after guns now?

2017-09-03 21:50:06 UTC

Or tanks

2017-09-03 21:50:09 UTC

I forgot

2017-09-03 21:50:27 UTC

yeah that's a tank

2017-09-03 21:50:33 UTC

tanks, abrams

2017-09-03 21:50:45 UTC

m4a1 was the gun

2017-09-03 21:50:52 UTC

this guy guns

2017-09-03 21:51:56 UTC

muh freedomz

2017-09-03 21:54:51 UTC

M1A1 refers to a lot of shit in the military, literally means first model first run

2017-09-03 21:57:49 UTC

most commonly known as the tank tho

2017-09-03 22:23:37 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/354028693162557440/unknown.png

2017-09-03 22:23:44 UTC

πŸ‘Œ

2017-09-03 22:27:32 UTC

HTC ended up similarly with their M9 (92fs) and M10 (Cobray MAC)

2017-09-03 22:44:54 UTC

i kinda want to grab a fistful of opi zeroes since PoE

2017-09-03 22:46:15 UTC

also rpi is only a dumb meme if you're trying to use it as a desktop computer, it's the most well documented and well supported sbc out there

2017-09-03 22:46:22 UTC

even windows will run on an rpi

2017-09-03 22:49:26 UTC

Whats a crypto virus?

2017-09-03 22:49:33 UTC

Does it just run your vcard to mine?

2017-09-03 22:55:09 UTC

google.com can help you

2017-09-03 23:25:54 UTC

@s3bbe that's like the third blue one

2017-09-03 23:26:00 UTC

>made in India

2017-09-03 23:26:01 UTC

haha no

2017-09-03 23:26:16 UTC

If you want blue get the Blue Note 4x

2017-09-03 23:26:21 UTC

released this summer

2017-09-03 23:30:25 UTC

wheres the hatsune miku edition

2017-09-03 23:30:44 UTC

also that fucking price lol

2017-09-03 23:30:53 UTC

60 extra dollars for just blue color

2017-09-03 23:31:38 UTC

might as well buy LeEco Le Max or Zuk Z2

2017-09-03 23:40:45 UTC

nice

2017-09-03 23:41:40 UTC

Will come in Miku packaging too

2017-09-03 23:43:11 UTC

wonder if it also will have the miku case

2017-09-03 23:43:42 UTC

for ultiamte weebness

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/354048843970641920/redmi-note4xmain.png

2017-09-03 23:43:55 UTC

@BoggyBuntu Nope that was only for the limited edition

2017-09-03 23:43:58 UTC

sold out in seconds

2017-09-03 23:44:10 UTC

so it's just the phone

2017-09-03 23:44:11 UTC

wew

2017-09-03 23:44:14 UTC

so its just the phone in a Miku packaging now

2017-09-03 23:46:56 UTC

close enough

2017-09-04 02:26:09 UTC

@Jignx oh wow

2017-09-04 02:26:12 UTC

it's true

2017-09-04 02:38:12 UTC

there any decent csg smart lights or dimmers?

2017-09-04 02:50:35 UTC

Can't wait to make NZD$21

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/354095875091595275/Screenshot_2017-09-04-14-49-29-242_com.alibaba.aliexpresshd.png

2017-09-04 02:58:00 UTC

wot

2017-09-04 03:10:40 UTC

i bought like 10 cents worth of seeds to my mates house

2017-09-04 03:10:41 UTC

nice

2017-09-04 03:43:51 UTC

they should have released a red note 4 smh

2017-09-04 05:35:36 UTC

Where's a good place to get adult things from China?

2017-09-04 05:42:29 UTC

bump

2017-09-04 05:43:21 UTC

I need a place that takes paypal

2017-09-04 05:44:36 UTC

I'm not even a fan of miku but want that dam phone

2017-09-04 05:44:49 UTC

I wish they did more weeb collaboration

2017-09-04 05:45:11 UTC

*sign*

2017-09-04 06:07:51 UTC

Woah woah woah

2017-09-04 06:08:00 UTC

I got a redmeme 3

2017-09-04 06:08:09 UTC

I need to upgrade

2017-09-04 06:09:43 UTC

Your telling me there is a miku edition redmeme4?

2017-09-04 06:11:22 UTC
2017-09-04 06:23:05 UTC

OH SHIT YES

2017-09-04 06:23:14 UTC

they didn't lose my Convoy L6

2017-09-04 06:23:27 UTC

it's being delivered today eeeeeeeeeeeeee

2017-09-04 06:29:08 UTC

Where do I buy

2017-09-04 06:53:12 UTC

It's a "miku" edition in that it is a good color ~~for girls~~

2017-09-04 06:56:39 UTC

red redmi note 4 global

2017-09-04 06:56:48 UTC

now pls

2017-09-04 06:57:14 UTC

the Miku blue reminds me of the Ice Nexus 5X

2017-09-04 07:52:40 UTC

Is it just blue?

2017-09-04 07:52:50 UTC

Or does it have miku on it

2017-09-04 07:53:22 UTC

O the case, I see

2017-09-04 08:08:31 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/354175884586123265/unknown.png

2017-09-04 08:19:27 UTC

mfw Australian customs takes like 10 mins

2017-09-04 08:20:02 UTC

I've had shit shipped Monday night and arrived Wednesday morning by DHL from HK

2017-09-04 08:24:59 UTC

are there any KZs with volume/media buttons?

2017-09-04 08:26:33 UTC

iirc zs5 w/ mic

2017-09-04 08:26:36 UTC

has media controls

2017-09-04 08:36:32 UTC

@bitz#5618 it's blue and comes in a Miku packaging

2017-09-04 08:58:49 UTC

@Droidbot one button only :/

2017-09-04 08:58:58 UTC

it shows 3 in pics wtf

2017-09-04 08:59:51 UTC

only see one button

2017-09-04 09:00:16 UTC

maybe you're thinking of the bluetooth cable?

2017-09-04 09:01:15 UTC

the bt cable is literally the only one with media buttons wtf

2017-09-04 09:01:39 UTC

I have the non button version

2017-09-04 09:01:50 UTC

and I need buttons now

2017-09-04 09:01:51 UTC

so

2017-09-04 09:01:52 UTC

fuck

2017-09-04 09:18:07 UTC

w

2017-09-04 09:18:07 UTC

o

2017-09-04 09:18:08 UTC

w

2017-09-04 09:21:11 UTC

suck my jing**dong** haHAA

2017-09-04 09:45:52 UTC

guys, how can I tell if my Gongtian meme fan is the newer (more powerful) version?

2017-09-04 09:47:28 UTC

I found out that there's apparently two, but after already ordering one

2017-09-04 09:47:32 UTC

I GOT MY DELIVERY

2017-09-04 09:47:36 UTC

SAME

2017-09-04 09:47:40 UTC

FUCKING BEHOLD THIS SHIT

2017-09-04 09:47:55 UTC

the Convoy flashlight is fucking amazing

2017-09-04 09:48:09 UTC

I could beat someone to death with this

2017-09-04 09:48:23 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/354201015609851904/JPEG_20170904_114808.jpg

2017-09-04 09:48:37 UTC

also got 4 more Samsung 18650 batteries

2017-09-04 09:48:45 UTC

we ready for the apocalypse boys

2017-09-04 09:48:46 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/354201114091978752/JPEG_20170904_114842.jpg

2017-09-04 09:49:11 UTC

THe package reads in bold print on those stickers not to deliver the goods to be but rather to direct them to the customs office

2017-09-04 09:49:32 UTC

apparently people at the post office are dumber than ever because that shit came straight at me into my homebox

2017-09-04 09:49:46 UTC

lel

2017-09-04 09:50:25 UTC

@swagmeisterflash it probably went through customs

2017-09-04 09:50:33 UTC

they were just too lazy or deemed it not worthy to check

2017-09-04 09:50:36 UTC

had the same a couple of times

2017-09-04 09:50:42 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/354201601441005588/JPEG_20170904_115035.jpg

2017-09-04 09:50:52 UTC

but on other times I had them search thouroughly through 5$ packages

2017-09-04 09:50:56 UTC

honestly that makes more sense. the sticker was probably like a "do not send to address right away, customs check first"

2017-09-04 09:51:09 UTC

customs didn't check my 60 dollar convoy flashlight, thank god

2017-09-04 09:51:38 UTC

it says the contents of the package violate article 28 and 29 of some treaty

2017-09-04 09:51:47 UTC

maybe because i ordered three 7010s at once

2017-09-04 09:59:48 UTC

What KZ memes did you get freund

2017-09-04 10:06:22 UTC

earbuds, that 4k action camera, thre 7010s and one shoulder mount for the camera

2017-09-04 10:06:27 UTC

an a yeelight

2017-09-04 10:07:09 UTC

the yeelights' instruction manual is entirely in chink

2017-09-04 10:07:12 UTC

gg chink

2017-09-04 10:08:29 UTC

Which KZ model

2017-09-04 10:08:47 UTC

ate

2017-09-04 10:22:05 UTC

does anybody here know alternate apps that can control the Yeelight bulb?

2017-09-04 10:29:46 UTC

fucking HELL

2017-09-04 10:29:57 UTC

the god damn LAMP wants to phone back home to xiaomi

2017-09-04 10:30:05 UTC

what is WRONG with these chinks

2017-09-04 10:31:17 UTC

why do I need an account for this

2017-09-04 10:31:22 UTC

for a LAMP

2017-09-04 10:33:46 UTC

>buys a smart bulb
>is surprised that it needs internet connectivity and it phones home
<:chink:323022148870602752>

2017-09-04 10:33:58 UTC

what were you expecting exactly?

2017-09-04 10:34:34 UTC

a short range connection to my phone so i can use an app to fuck with it

2017-09-04 10:34:57 UTC

why does the bulb connect to the internet, then to CHINA, then back to me

2017-09-04 10:35:09 UTC

this is some insane troll logic

2017-09-04 10:35:19 UTC

data mining

2017-09-04 10:35:26 UTC

even their air purifiers don't work at all if you remove the wifi chip

2017-09-04 10:35:30 UTC

not even as a dumb air purifier

2017-09-04 10:35:43 UTC

this is how "smart devices" work, even if they're from google or amazon

2017-09-04 10:35:54 UTC

just more snooping innit

2017-09-04 10:36:11 UTC

like how the Roomba guys were caught selling scans of room layouts they were getting from their robot vacuums

2017-09-04 10:36:23 UTC

if there's data someone will buy it

2017-09-04 10:37:15 UTC

i'm smelling a market for totalhax for these hings

2017-09-04 10:37:59 UTC

get a programmer and a pcb electrical engineer together on patreon and pay them to progressively hack every smart device with open source circuit boards

2017-09-04 10:38:13 UTC

there's hacks for the Xiaomi IP camera and router last I checked

2017-09-04 10:38:17 UTC

just depends how autistic the community is

2017-09-04 10:38:26 UTC

I put a hacked firmware on my hawkeye firefly 7s yesterday

2017-09-04 10:38:32 UTC

fixed some chinky issues

2017-09-04 10:38:38 UTC

fang-hacks

2017-09-04 10:38:43 UTC

for the cameras

2017-09-04 10:39:09 UTC

they're pretty nice, my friend has his server as a CCTV box recording them to a HDD

2017-09-04 10:39:53 UTC

yeah and the routers run on a forked version of OpenWRT so it's supposed to be relatively easy to de-chink them

2017-09-04 10:40:35 UTC

any hax availiable / necessary for elephone action cameras?

2017-09-04 10:40:41 UTC

i just received one

2017-09-04 10:41:06 UTC

check here

2017-09-04 10:41:14 UTC

this is where the autists go to make their own custom fw

2017-09-04 10:41:34 UTC

whatever sensor it has it'll be in there, firefly is novatek

2017-09-04 10:43:02 UTC

do these things also phone home, fookin ell

2017-09-04 10:43:07 UTC

my hacked firmware renamed 4k mode to 3k mode, removing all the chink lies

2017-09-04 10:43:25 UTC

I think they do if you connect them to their apps but I never have

2017-09-04 10:43:29 UTC

the firefly app is shit

2017-09-04 10:44:25 UTC

SUN PLUS

2017-09-04 10:44:40 UTC

S YSTEM ON A C H I P

2017-09-04 10:46:25 UTC

@Make Lenovo P2 4/64GB Gray
$199.99 with coupon code: LNP2
https://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_658919.html?lkid=11263234

2017-09-04 10:50:03 UTC

$277 for that?

2017-09-04 10:50:23 UTC

for what?

2017-09-04 10:50:29 UTC

rn4x is like half the price

2017-09-04 10:50:32 UTC

of that lenovo

2017-09-04 10:50:34 UTC

$199

2017-09-04 10:50:42 UTC

with the coupon, Make wanted me to look out for one

2017-09-04 10:51:18 UTC

saw rp4x for $139AUD shipped, that's like $250AUD

2017-09-04 10:51:19 UTC

uwu

2017-09-04 10:51:38 UTC

16gb model, but shrug

2017-09-04 10:51:51 UTC

16gb one is 2gb ram right?

2017-09-04 10:52:06 UTC

Miui would choke on that, although you could just use Lineage

2017-09-04 10:52:43 UTC

Miui is a bit of a ram hog at times

2017-09-04 10:52:51 UTC

Think my vape juice is stuck in customs...

2017-09-04 10:52:54 UTC

Fuck

2017-09-04 10:53:29 UTC

even customs hate vapers

2017-09-04 10:53:46 UTC

3gb model

2017-09-04 10:53:52 UTC

3gb + 16gb uwu

2017-09-04 10:54:29 UTC

it's the chinese model, aa

2017-09-04 10:54:40 UTC

how the fuck does a vape juice get stuck in cuckstoms

2017-09-04 10:57:32 UTC

They probably think it's heroin and will be in their drug test box for a week...

2017-09-04 10:58:31 UTC

they need to make sure it's authentic bull semen flavour vape juice

2017-09-04 10:58:40 UTC

takes a lot of careful study and testing with the real thing

2017-09-04 10:59:39 UTC

mfw my mum worked at customs and the drug scans are 10-20s

2017-09-04 10:59:45 UTC

swab

2017-09-04 10:59:47 UTC

put

2017-09-04 10:59:49 UTC

done

2017-09-04 10:59:58 UTC

aaaaand it's acid

2017-09-04 11:15:22 UTC

"Xiaomi Electric Mop"

2017-09-04 11:15:25 UTC

what

2017-09-04 11:15:52 UTC

[AU/NZ only]
Xiaomi Portable USB LED Light (Enhanced Edition)
$0.97 with coupon ARSELIGHT
https://www.gearbest.com/electronics-gadgets/pp_280338.html?lkid=11263529

2017-09-04 11:15:54 UTC

>arselight

2017-09-04 11:16:02 UTC

Gearbest with the smoking hot burns on Aussies

2017-09-04 11:20:30 UTC

ayyy

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