^

im so shamed

gonna judge it a 1/10

ok

just like the shark card

you can delete it now to reedem yourself

did you take it out of your phone a lot or something?

memes are memes, it's not like the ones of /pol/ are any funnier than 9gag

dont go to pol

found your problem <:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

I don't

yeah you go to 9gag

I find reddit to be much more sophisticated when it comes to memes.

i get all my epic memes on facebook

I don't like reddit much in terms of humor

And those gosh darned fellas are so inventive too; always coming up with the freshest maymays.

reddits so good because you dont have to have an opinon on anything

<:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

just cehck the post with the most upvotes

👍

and be like

haha

/thread

in your head

please suggest me something better to scroll on the phone while taking a dump

and give him another upvote

I did nazi that coming!

i dunno random wikipedia articles

you get to pick up useless trivia that way too

I do that sometimes. yesterday I found the list of mandarin profanity on wikipedia, which is massive

Nice.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandarin_Chinese_profanity

ready to deal with aliexpress and their godawful customer support

>Other Mandarin insults accuse people of not being human.

>dick silk

<:chink:323022148870602752>

gweilo is all u need

I like the "sister of a dinosaur" which is not on the page and refers to "ugly girls" and the "dragon rider" which is a guy who dates a fat girl

damn

dragon rider is better than chubby chaser

gotta give em that

gāo bízi (Chinese: 高鼻子) — "high nose", a slur for Caucasians.

I just read that loud to my gf and she said "nobody uses/would understand that, at least in my* generation"
*23 y/o

shes chinese?

Taiwanese

true china

yes not those communist separatists

based af

http://www.geekbuying.com/item/LeTV-LeEco-Le-Max-2-X821-4GB-32GB-Smartphone-Gray-384175.html?utm_source=Pete

considerations

@Droidbot >LeEco

I know, but muh Lineage support

$220AUD for 820, 4GB, 32GB and LOS is NOT BAD

It's not

battery is a little weak though

3100 mAh

go for it, as long as you're getting official Lineage OS for it

it's a good deal

yeah

https://download.lineageos.org/x2

https://wiki.lineageos.org/devices/x2
Supported models
LEX820
LEX821
LEX822
LEX829

assuming X821 ix LEX821

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Most people pay $179ish for 808/2-3GB ram ish phones

<:alismirk:230784726615588865> <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

Dae use mi max

mi pad 3

or rather

mi bad 3

@Windatica [raughs in Chinese] https://www.massdrop.com/buy/venture-electronics-headphone-cables @HEKTIK

Ra ra ra ra <:chink:323022148870602752>

lee pls

actually cheap tho assuming its a good cable

any good directional mics for smartphones that's not $50+?

tfw i pulled the trigger 3 days ago and now there's a further discount of 30 dollars

https://www.gearbest.com/bikes/pp_434406.html

haha

Wait xiaomi sell bikes <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

probably going to snap in half desu

at this point massdrop is a joke

they used to have really good group buys but now it's just shit from china

I'm convinced that the only thing Xiaomi doesn't make (yet) is an underage pocket pussy

oh the picture doesnt upload?

is it too nsfw?

oh look these again

wtf happens at 22 years

what are the health risks of these

asking for a friend

you go to jail and get your bp torn apart

my bonus points?

22 years is probably mental issues from the younger years, fixed by over eating

i dont see the point of 28 years tbh

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1Rf.JPpXXXXcwaXXXq6xXFXXXV/Leten-6-styles-male-masturbator-One-week-pocket-pussy-3D-artificial-vagina-oral-cup-silicone-vagina.jpg_640x640.jpg

<:pepewot:327934404234313739>

if you want to make one of those for older fetish, why not go all the way to 52 or smth

it has teeth

if you want 28, just get the real thing

alien pucci

plenty of lonely geezers

are they different tightnesses?

I hope

😖

has anyone bought chink pussies here yet

if yes, has your dick fallen off yet

Xiaomi bath towel for *only* 40 bucks
https://www.gearbest.com/towels/pp_621905.html

Maybe they didn't live to review them

>youth edition

engineered fibers to ease the wiping of scum away from it ?

does it only come with one of them lol

Package Contents: 1 x Xiaomi ZSH.COM Bath Towel

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

https://www.gearbest.com/towels/pp_614374.html

the chinks have it all figured out

that towel sucks you off

RACIST

the madmen

http://zsh.com/qianse.php

i dont get it

its just a towel

why does it look like a flagship phone webpage

It's the flagship of towels

is it their only product?

yeah

Probably one of those companies that was incubated by Xiaomi

does the towel have an app

It gives you a blowjob

and it wipes the nut off afterwards

yes!

genius

the chinks win again

my mom bought these polyester towels and they're complete shit. when you rub your head with em it's like they have oleophobic coating. shitty towels smh

polyester towels are dogshit that's why

>she is too poor for cotton

sad.

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

a lot of polyester goods are dogshit cheap anyway

unless you're buying straps or something that isnt bottom of the barrel

>polyester towels

man I'm from Eastern Europe and even I never touch this shit

I only have cotton towels <:alismirk:230784726615588865> <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

Real cotton towel hand picked by a negro or gtfo

http://www.scmp.com/news/china/society/article/2108347/green-gold-how-china-quietly-grew-cannabis-superpower

really makes you think

ew degeb

I'm totally for hemp fabric

supposedly it's better in warm climates

wait..fabric?

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

Can you smoke said fabric?

the stems are very fibrous

its hemp not marijuana, it wont do any effect when smoking

thats what big pharma wants you to believe

i ONLY smoke hemp

and eat, and drink

i have had a hemp bag once, it was comfy

(but then i smoked it)

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

I need some chink water shoes or whatever you call these things

Here is a pic a took of one

http://www.ebay.com/itm/10cm-New-Pop-President-Donald-Trump-PVC-Action-Figure-Model-02-Gifts-Toys/152662761152

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs

"I have to have my China" Trump confirmed for /csg/

chi-iy-na

he pronounces it with three syllables <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

what the fuck is that

and why would you get it

it looks like an fleshlight out of control

@swigs funko pops are popular with the big bang crowd

They have walls filled with them

I honestly did not understand a single term you used there

@swigs http://i.imgur.com/4286odm.jpg

They're this generations beanie babies

https://cdn6.bigcommerce.com/s-0kvv9/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/155757/217601/6364__80246.1490112563.jpg?c=2

funko pop

beanie babbies were never a manchildren thing.

@Humbert you don't understand the context I'm putting them in, they were hoarded then too and that bubble popped. Same thing's happening with Funkos with people having their walls filled with them.

They all have the same pose and beedy eyes and nearly every pop culture movie/cartoon/game/animes has had one

probably

reminds me of amiibo horseshit. nintendo got even more greedy "how can we sell this 50 cent chinkshit, and make even MORE a profit. oh right, just make cards out of em"

oh I was talking about intall gentoo's boat shoe

they're for rocks and shit

Have you never seen them before?

I don't know anything anymore

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

ya but amiibos at least look cooler than the pieces of shit funko are

amiibos don't look cool at all

hullo /csg/

OukitelAnon here

you bought an oukitel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roRQ2mNwMMQ >somebody bought an oukitel

Bought a k6000 pro last year

Zero regrets.

cool <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

I got chinked

Ordered something off eBay

I've posted a series of screencaps regarding battery duration, along with photos made with the camera back earlier this year.

If anything, the camera could be better. Everything else serves me just fine.

Received a bargain booze leaflet instead

<:hms:311152554618912768>

wat

Ordered an ecig off chink on eBay. He sent a leaflet to local off license instead

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

What is an off-licence?

Booze store

a chink from china sent you an UK leaflet?

maybe some asshole opened it and stole it

🤔

@Zelmor its a convinience store

How is DHGate buyer protection? Buying from a shop with 6 transactions and zero feedback is kinda sketchy territory

@Kröte You can rent them.

It's better in the long run, I think.

Naturally.

sadly, not possible. most farmland is in bavaria and therefore not german

@Deleted User If you want ecigs try Fasttech

they have plenty

Thanks dude

Did banggood close down their vape section?

@Deleted User Their entire forum is dedicated to that shit

I can still find the listings via google but nothing is in stock and I can't find a direct link on their site

https://www.banggood.com/Wholesale-Electronic-Cigarette-and-Acc-c-2365.html

Some items look like they're back but the section is still down

Too much of a hassle

probably becauseo f the whole exploding batteries thing

have I won the chinkshit game?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/g/32798998720.html

>they didn't make the bullets white

Missed opportunity right there

>very cock style <:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

>Soft Bullet Gun for Game

:weary:

having a good Sunday so far folks?

aside from the podcast withdrawal you mean?

<:leupboat:297087072374751233>

my PC got fucked up in transit so I'll be spending tomorrow breadboarding it anyway

fucked up how?

it keeps going to BSOD so something has messed up along the way

dozed-in-water-by-crazy-ex-fucked-up

had that happen

i can relate

nah I wish, would save me breadboarding all day long

@Deleted User sad.

new comfy station

9/bst

no figurines

still need to plug in speakers

Clean your desktop

Thats just dirty

yeah I'm going to, it's mostly images for the podcast