respected redditor here

i would give gold if i had some dear sir

Dear sir @fedora

The gongtian fans are going somewhat mainstream in my neck of the woods, I spotted a couple irl

Guessing chink shops here carry them

Eat shit

@MarcoZ really? whereabouts?

who gives a shit about telegram

i like to tell mdot that he is fat

i dont even know who he is

Thanks China

@transience couple of different bars in southern italy

<:chink:323022148870602752>

@KawlunDram Super Switch?

what bootleg shit is this

i thought it was a skin at first

New bezels

At least just for the back of the console

So it's a replacement backing?

I wanna buy a 80 dollar tv box for my parent, do I love them that much?

@Tribit yeah

oh well

>mods deleted the telegram link

really makes you <:chink:323022148870602752>

<:aliOK:251417852156837888>

What mechanical keyboard should i get for 50€?
No amazon

why no amazon

Amazon - qisan magic force 68

Only £30

<:alismirk:230784726615588865> <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

With chink blue switches

@transience I have been thinking about these:
>JamesDonkey 619
>Ajazz AK33 RGB
>3LUE k751
JamesDonkey has Gateron switches Ajazz has Zorros, K751 has Outemu

Donkey

its my favorite meme

magicforce uses otemu, right?

or something like that

yes

no one spoted the meme.jpg

kek

every thread

@Deleted User Motospeeds used Outemu too at some point

no clue if they still do

guess the infographic has motospeed mech keyboard on it but

https://techkou.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/marktanteile-smartphones-mainland-china.jpg

where do you even order oppo stuff (except oneplus of course)

looks like oppo is the chink apple. popular with girls

sounds about right

mainland chink in my class had oppo

http://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/62102116#p62103687 <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

https://techkou.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/sammydress-fake.jpg chinked

Motospeed ck104 @fedora

wtf servers on <#287939846662651906>

believe it

kind of chink shit since you can cheaply upgrade them with Xeons from Ali

>xeons from ali

just buy them from ebay

at least then you'll have some sort of protection

Jack Ma is all the protection I need

he takes care of us A3 boys

the resident chink is already A4, really makes you <:thonk:288060975775612929>

halfway there

one more year of chink shopping and I'll be A4 <:chink:323022148870602752>

@Deleted User he takes care of me too

@transience the points decay over time so it's almost impossible to hit A4

wow

chinked

how did you find out?

I dropped back to A2 briefly yesterday then left feedback for something, went back to A3

fucking chinks <:chink:323022148870602752>

so you'd basically have to place /biz/ness size orders to be A4

yeah for sure

Huuuuuuuuuh. Those Superlux headphones are available from Thomann(.de) as well. At ~the same price.

But it won't increase my Ali ranking. <:thenk:329322130804047872>

Does getting the stuff in a couple of days outweigh that?

I remember Thomann having really expensive shipping, at least to outside Germany

yeah check the shipping

I looked at a mic from there because it was the same price as Gaybeast then ££££ shipping

i ordered my superlux from thomann. one of the few times it felt good to be living in .de land

cuckistan

no thats sweden

^

As for shipping, I think they wanted like €15 to Cuckistan. Which is not entirely pleasant, but I also want a couple of other items so it might be alright per item.

you need to burn 2k dollars in ali for A4

thomann is great kontroll

because it only counts purchases/reviews/etc made in the last 365 days

they're as fast as amazon

@Humbert Oh I know that.

@kontroll Thomann's a good place to get them from

how come Express dhl shipping on gearbest didn't give me a tracking code and it says "product can not be tracked"

also it says 3-7 day shipping by what should i realistically expect to Canada

when did you order?

2 days ago

and they sent the shipped email

takes a bit of time for it to show up

i mean i ordered like a week ago but they had just sent me fhe shipped email 2 days ago

it'll be on the order page

but sometimes it takes time to show up

it says in the email "this product can not be tracked"

just wondering why fhat is

just wondering why fhat is

it says in the email "this product can not be tracked"

just wondering why fhat is

it says in the email "this product can not be tracked"

BC usually Express shipping comes w tracking rigjt?

it says in the email "this product can not be tracked"

sorry phone shit itself

not checked on the order page?

@Deleted User

"and cannot be tracked

And you used DHL?

Enjoy your extra fee, I guess. 👍

iktf SadKid™

comfy have you seen the techaussie Cube iWork5x review?

>buy expensive shipping with tracking
>cannot be tracked

at this point I'd dispute

because why the fuck would they make you pay extra for cool shipping and then say "haha fuck you no tracking"

are people on trademe selling bad somakes?!

@BoggyBuntu you think i should email them and say why is there no tracking on my order

I didn't get one either. last time I did

check if the order in your gearbest account has a tracking link

@Obolon Prime they might have the older ones probably won't know till you get one and check

yeah email them just in case

hey guys can someone explain whats this about 7 ali coupons

@sludge#0115 eh

not worth the effort

My Note 3 just reached peak chink and killed the keyboard while i was still typing on it. Gold. Love the recommendation.

sounds pretty tame

unless you mean a physical keyboard

are the select coupons on ali ever changing from -2 dll

i bought flower seeds to my mates house for 10 cents with free shipping

now they're asking me to buy more shit lmao

hey does anyone know where I can get statues like these

in Chinatown, they're selling for approx25-45 dollars

but I know they use alibaba or aliexpress or something like taobao for these products

because in the Chinatown stores they are overpriced asf

i couldnt find anything exactly like this on aliexpress

is it flowers or is it "flowers"

anyone here have the Zishan Z2? Thinking about getting it.

i have the z1

i didnt think i'd see the day where people argue about $20 chinese multimeters that were nonexistant only a month ago

i guess it could be worse

/csg/ never fails to surprise

/hpg/ on the other hand..

/hpg/ is just a shithole at this point

i dont even follow the threads unless ive got absolutely nothing else to do

multimeters are for like 5$ over here

idk what's all this about 20$ ones

multimeter pricing = what are you gonna do with it (and how valuable your life is)

decent class IV/V multimeter costs easily 100 euros

V(in this case being those highend portable "i take everything" osciloscope things)

i still have my expensive one from electrician studies from way back

tho most of hobby users dont need frequency nor 600+V measurement range

nor temperature sensors etc

mine has temp sensing but i never use it lol

i used to use tempsensor a lot

(back then laser meters cost arm and leg)

these days i would just take one of laser meters and do the same thing

if i dont need .01 accuracy

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/GTX650-GPU-Veineda-video-card-GTX650-1G-128Bit-graphics-vga-game-card-1059-5000MHz-Stronger-than/32820730259.html

gtx 650 from veineda is £41 on sale, it seems

not the best brice considering you can get a 650 ti for a few pounds more, but

its something

it;s gonna be on sale for 50 ameribux

but

why

I'd guess if you play 720p

and if you don't want to max out settings?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu17pa0J-NA

cant even run 720p modern games

30 fps is the best it can

yeah

Going strong after almost 1 year

Nice

@Pengu you can get cheap Chinese "antiques" like that on eBay

g-goys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avOy0dotHnc

@hale chinky copics https://www.gearbest.com/pen-pencils/pp_711051.html

https://www.gearbest.com/pen-pencils/pp_711050.html

https://www.gearbest.com/pen-pencils/pp_711049.html

https://www.gearbest.com/pen-pencils/pp_711048.html

oh FUCK

SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW

think the dollar store has pens like that?

shit fuck i thought it was enxt week

Tomorrow? Where are you at?

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

.se

So sorry to hear that.

Hey

i have work tomorrow too i dont know which one to skip

first day of the semester cant be that important

besides i dont even have marker pens

I bought a shitload of 0.4mm gel pens from Ali a while back. They're actually pretty fucking amazing.

Can't find a good link though.

Most of them seem to use a standard insert though, so basically just buying a couple of nice pens and a shitload of refills = set for life.

Or until they dry out. Which is why it's important to have good caps on the pens.

i ordered a bunch of brush pens so i can write like a chink shit

they havent arrived yet though

That was just the other day though, wasn't it?

yeah

so probably got another 3 weeks to wait

Is this full of kids or any adults also there

im 25

I'm 13.

trade school

<:thvnk:332928260004642827> ok

So any cheap interesting timepass stuff that i can buy on aliaexpress?

Bought a flip phone and its pretty dipe

They still sell Tenga Eggs I think.

ive never used one of those

friend of mine did

he had to spend way longer cleaning it

so i got put off the whole thing

Yikes

or maybe it was a fleshlight

are tengas one time use only?

fleshlights cant be theyre too fucking expensive

"""""""one time use"""""""

No, fleshlights are definitely made to be re-used.

And preferably cleaned inbetween each li'l adventure.

And youre 13 ? <:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

Almost!

In September.

it has to feel pretty fucking good because you have to spend like 30 mins scooping out cum

only 5 years until you can post in the thread

youll be well prepared

Tbh... I just use a dab of lube and a condom. 👍

I mean. What? I don't use those things. Filthy.

Fucking fags :NotLikeBlob:

real niggas go in raw

very rude

please ban this user

Pls no. <:chink:323022148870602752>

Huuuuuuuuuh. Bad Dragon makes fleshlight type things as well.

Wonder if there are any oriental knockoffs?

oriental dragons are fucking dumb

snake shaped things

😉

classic european dragon or get out

Oh no, @aaaa. You're not allowed to have any preferences if it's not for minority things. And even so you have to tread real carefully.

shark card after 1 year of use (when was the hype? I bought it during the hype, I guess about a year or a little more), please don't judge the 9gag, I need something while shitting

well you see im a bit of a badass

o sh1t what phone

I wouldn't even have noticed if you hadn't pointed it out, @porco. Self-chinked.

blackberry keyone

@porco <:thonk:288060975775612929> mine's still going strong

im gonna judge that 9gag app though