can i find real xiaomis on ali

Yes

i heard there are a lot of fakes

There's only fakes of the Xiaomi pocket power bank

as long as you buy your xiaomi shit from a legit store and don't buy SUPER CHEAP DEAL WOWO it's 100$ cheaper than the others???? you're gonna get legit stuff

code or discount cheaper than this ?

https://www.ebay.com/i/292136597877?chn=ps&dispItem=1

Think that's the cheapest you'll get

ok im buying for my cousin so

poor cousin

I looked at a review and the picture and video quality wasn't too bad for being so small

Definitely good enough to identify a nigga

I wish the new version of the Xiaomi 20000mAh power bank would've used USB C instead of microUSB

Xiaomi y u do dis to me

Any fun useless shit I could order on Ali?

sand

sand

huh

so you can take apart the fonge t01 housing with just a knife

it's not held in with glue or anything

prime modding candidate???

no removable cable tho

@hale banana plush keychains

i think you can just put the 2 pin in

it doesnt have a real 2pin even though it uses the cable

you could though you'd have to buy the socket in the first place

ZST would be a better option if you factor the price of the connectors in

can be opened with a thumbnail too

@hale $4 Danboards https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-japanese-4-Style-anime-New-Lovely-Danboard-PVC-Danbo-Doll-Mini-8cm-PVC-Action-Figure/32691529862.html

Is there a cheap universal mouse I can buy?

That's like recommended

didnt james donkey come out with a new one?

Iuno

tf is a universal mouse tho

Lol

I need one for my tv

just buy one that's highly purchased on ali

they're all office mouse tier

the new dames jonkey is nice but it's too expensive for what it needs to be

Office mouse ?

Fuck

I meant remote

Sorry I dumb

Ye thanks

kek

@fully-autismatic https://www.aliexpress.com/item/James-Donkey-112S-Wired-Gaming-Mouse-USB-Optical-LED-Light-Mouse-Gamer-2000-DPI-with-6/32820507586.html http://www.gearbest.com/mouse/pp_623936.html

he meant a remote lol

Yeah again sorry I meant universal TV remote lol

oh ok

Mine broke and I need a chink one

Looking lel

cody

are you importing the whole of china?

Yes

I need me a cute xiaomeme wife next

And I'll buy you the xiaomeme loli edition

guys

some Mi5 coupon?

ctrl+f

<#287939846662651906>

@Prepucio Letal Only have Mi5c, Mi5s and Mi5s Plus coupons

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Cute-Animal-Cartoon-Lunch-Storage-Bags-Oxford-Waterproof-Picnic-Bag-Thicken-Isothermic-Bags/32705089128.html

should i get this for uni

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/High-Quality-1Set-Plastic-Bento-Lunch-Box-Brown-Color-Microwave-Rilakkuma-Bento-Multilayer-Children-Lunch-Box/32496635450.html unironically this

i have piggu version

kinda effay tbh

@fedora At $3.51 its a good deal, you going for the Hello Kitty version?

it seems like patrician choice tbh

@fedora https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Cartoon-Portable-Insulated-Canvas-Lunch-Bag-Thermal-Food-Picnic-Lunch-Bags-Cooler-Lunch-Box-Bag/32719910399.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Portable-Japanese-Girl-Bento-Lunch-Boxes-Large-Bag-Insulation-Storage-Bag-Organizer-Traveling-Waterproof-Box-Thickening/32786194301.html not choosing a qt kimono girl

@JHWH "Everyday I close my eyes and pray for you"

I would be proud to carry my waifu with me everyday

and she even has food for me

and does everything to make me smile

gaybeast has gone mad

http://www.gearbest.com/computers/pp_625726.html

since when they have sold premades

Oooohhh I want a bento box

It'll help me feel more Japanese

Teclast has an all in one iMac style thing

@Tervy they sell "gaming" chairs now too

i know but decent whole PC

with decent pricing just suprised me

Srs note I've seen a few pc chairs in deal section , what's the cheapest but good pc chair atm?

IKEA still probably

@fully-autismatic You mean these?
$180.62/€160.75 SC8002 Computer Gaming Chair
http://www.gearbest.com/office-standing-desk/pp_661702.html

$141/€126.04 LANGRIA Ergonomic High-Back Office Chair
http://www.gearbest.com/other-home-improvement/pp_642340.html

Yeah

oh god

china chairs

But was hoping for cheaper cuz Ima kike

@fully-autismatic IKEA and local furniture stores are your best bet

Throw a rock at a used site and you'll get a good desk chair

I wonder if we even have a local ikea

Office clearouts

@HEKTIK Yeah and the pricing isn't entirely bad either

best chair currently if you care about your back is your local ikeas "markus" chairs

forget gaming chairs they are so bad for your back

not comfy at all

@Cole I see you keep typing but then nothing, you writing a book there pal?

n-no

he's just nervous <3

you too

This is actually the first time I've looked at IKEA , not bad o.o

@Tervy Markus is comfy, but not exactly a budget chair imo

100 or so dollaros for damn good back support

If you have one nearby it's worth going for the showrooms, sit on each chair and see which is best for you

way better in long run

@Tervy 100 usd? fuck. they cost like 160 euros over here

i got mine for around 100 iirc

more around 80

Has anyone tried a herman miller aeron?

Closest one is next state

they're supposedly very comfy

i wish

thought of picking up a used one for 200 quid

aeron are damn nice but not worth it

"spend your money where you spend your time"

would it qualify <:thonk:288060975775612929>

tho ikea had pricehike recently on most of their office stuff

oh wait a non-leather Markus chair is 134 euros

dunno whats that about

brb ikea

@Tervy i have some overpriced office chair from isku and it back thing of if broke pretty fast, now it wobles a bit

i still use it though

also yeah their "leather" one is shitty

for 4 years

get the canvas one way nicer

I hate leather seating in general tbh

wtf i just sid

rip english

i mean that back thing what keeps it from not wobbling broke

but yeah chinks are one place where i would not trust my ass that much

when it comes to gas-springs

:D

LOL

yes

I was about to say that

i have been thinking about getting that ikea markus chair

there's probably a slightly higher chance of your ass being penetrated without prior consent

though, maybe you consent when buying the chair?

by default

Yeah boi just almost got in car accident with dad

Two nigs back to back pull out in front of us

das raceist

Niggers should stick to their natural transportation, cars too advanced

woah now cant handle all that edge at once

@fully-autismatic i hope that your state allows open carry

Concealed carry and I always carry a recover

whats the point of being shart if you cant open carry

If I could I'd open carry my ar pistol for the edge

open carry a chinkshit samurai sword

when they laugh, get your cc pistol out

Dude I do wanna order some chink knives soon

is discord a glorified irc?

do chinks sell actual firearms?

@Goa yes for gaymen

im in good place then @fedora

@Goa all chat apps are basically irc with fluff on top

tnx

I wish I could get chink fire arms , it sucks they are banned from importing now

I love my Chinese SKS and wish I lived the days of buying them fr 100$

why the obsession with firearms?

Good hobby

welcome to amelica

@Goa Why consider an interest dangerous on its own?

my personal insecurities

guns are like, cool and shit

and I'm not even murrican

mm

Guns are dangerous in the hands of retards and dangerous people, but so are (as proven in certain countries) knives, cars, styrofoam peanuts and whatnot. Chink guns have chinked medium caliber ballistics which is pretty neat and that makes this post very related to chink shopping

I mean we should just cull the retards and shit anyways so

really dont want to get into gun prohibition debate

no one would change anyones minds anyway

what happened to PostNL they used to be fast

or is gearbest chinking them hard

they werent never fast for me

never had a quick package by postnl

anything I ordered via postNL was here exactly in 14 days

I consider that good for china

>fast >14days

where you from

@Goa its fast for chink shit

@Goa I'm used to chinese stuff taking a month ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@fedora czech republic, somewhere in the poor part of europe

hey f u im from the poor part of europe

@Goa fight me

All parts of Europe are poor

bring it

@fully-autismatic wew lad

This is why we invented the word europoor

@Goa I'm not bringing anything, that would be exporting goods

@Cole haha good point

I don't need these, but I guess I'm buying them anyway because of how neat they are: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-50pcs-Disposable-Towel-Magic-Compressed-Towel-for-Travel-Compact-Papper-DIY-Facial-Tissue-E2shopping/32726435495.html

i get it kontroll

i bought 100 small plastic containers on ambien

@kontroll hey thanks I was looking for these a while ago

pocket semen wipes wasn't returning many results

👍

@Goa Link to containers?

i dont even remember where i ordered it from. blacked out completely. let me check my mail

@kontroll 2 orders of these

https://goo.gl/sxtJoK

oh god I need a paycheck, I have like 60 dollars of stuff lined up for purchase again

These links are dangerous. I like it.

ye, i almost ordered 300 euro motor without putting money on the side for tax and crap

I ordered like ~500 euro worth of shit from various sites this month (not only chink)

I have no self control

thats almost my paycheck worth u animal

I may have to resort to eating packaging of all the orders for a few days

here's an idea

edible packaging

im eating toast and patte saving for crap

paper is technically edible

You can eat gravel if you're so inclined.

Doesn't mean it's terribly nutritious.

if youre brave even indian food

@fuckthapolice yeeeeeeeeeeah but it was in the hands of dirty postal workers of the world

theres a thing called cardboard steak

you fry a piece of cardboard and bam

eating good

also I work for a post office

AMA

Where's my shit?

i used to work for a post office

shit job

@fuckthapolice did you see the toast sandwitch

dont think so

toasted bread slice between two regular bread slices. its a thing

oh that thing

@kontroll probably dropped under the sorting machine

british cuisine

yeah lol

don't worry, someone will find it in a month

Looking for a nice wallet 🕵

i just got my paycheck and im really conflicted

i need a car and a pc

but look at all the chink shit

holy fuck are you me

I need a car and a pc upgrade

but then I open up aliexpress/goybest/etc

and I watch my bank account scream in pain

_and I like it_

i only have like 4k saved

and my car is on its last legs

and i cant work on my piece of shiut laptop

i want to build an electric goped

tfw poor

@Goa doesn't xiaomi make one

or one of their 600 sister companies

a shit one yea

oh, it's bad?