^

It does take time to prepare his master plan

and completely crush us

he is big guy

[c mon say it]

im actually curious

if i unbanned zambz right now

how fast would it take him to rejoin

unban everyone and see what happens :^)

i found solution to muslim issues,and no one will be surprised that it is from china

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/UT8tBwRXRdXXXagOFbXO.jpg

masks that women like to wear!

as soon as he stops being rimmed by a trap

a dog mask would be better so they start stoning themselves

their master plan didn't go so well did it

4 u

this is mind-play

they trick you in to thinking you won

and then slowly eat you from shadows

damn,chinks are so advanced in theyr technology

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/UTB8a2cpXdnJXKJkSaiyq6AhwXXag.jpg

they got masks with ears too

typin' candy doll tv in to aliexpress search bar did not give me what i was looking for.

CHINKD

https://www.youtube.com/c/ComfyTechReviews/live

My dudes,recommend me some cheap chink shit [pictures] to put on my dirty walls

i m too lazy to cover them in new paint

so i want to just duck tape shity images all over the room

1. gotta be cheap 2. gotta be cheap 3. bonus points for something that is not absolute shit

@transience You're mentioned on the podcast kek

Your tea story at least

<:aliOK:251417852156837888>

thanks for watching everyone

@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 $2 posters or $6 BIG custom fabric prints (of Lars Lerin's work)

my screen sometimes blinks black

is botnet screenshoting my shit

@Deleted User late, but

the shitposter trying to ruin my name

inb4 i didn't already do that

Sorry for doing so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVt6KF9gtR0

are you at least getting paid to promote this boring shitface?iis iit yyou?

tfw chinks did their job great but greek post just fucks you up and you have to wait so many days for delivery

Yeah I get my shit packed so fast at any hour,it is impressive,they really do want the money quick

no one win if you do not get packet

like it takes about 10-15 days for packet to reach greece

after that its up to the post

@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 what's wrong with Serpentza?

What is not? I would not even mind if you would post him just once. Nevermind anyway,i m just nitpicky today i guess.

I only posted it once and in the related channels

so

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

meh dude I already know all your alt-accounts u shill

http://imgur.com/a/bZPN8

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

<:radthonk:318079469376110597>

<:chink:323022148870602752>

<:kms:311152554618912768>

<:alismirk:230784726615588865> <:you:265281777168416768>

<:you:265281777168416768>

<:newfagscan:238858091020419072> guys you can not even triforce just fuck off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c8u9nae550 archive version

i wanted to rewatch it right now

sadly it is not avaible

wat

What seeds do you have in mind?

Doesn't seem to work

Doesn't seem to work

okay one sec

hahaha

oh it's because I'm snipping out the jay chou at the start

editing in progress

there's literally a dispatch faster button on the gearbest app

but what does it actually do <:chink:323022148870602752>

whips gook

"shipment arranged"

okay I guesd

Why goybest are so slow to send packages

seems like in Ali they are a lot faster

if you manually click it 666 times it will summon your personal chink demon of the luck

I clicked it 6 times, it just said server error

The first time it worked though

also, maths

@hale You're only supposed to press it once!

What have you done

RIP Cathy from gearbest

Each time you press the button worker get electrocuted

and if you repeat it

shock is stronger

until worker die

then you get error message

and wait for new kid-worker

why they even implemented that dispatch faster button

makes gwailo happy

just like a tracking number

to make us wonder about it,while they chink you in other ways

chink mind-games

they are getting gud ad this gejm

Success!

I think they are getting better with customer service and not trying to chink

Maybe Jack Ma have tamed them because they won't get their money by cheating

yeah i charge-back any whore that tries to chink me. but really,there is no benefit to being known as "worse version of aliexpress" so maybe they really try to improve.

@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 you mean gearbest?

yep

are they invidual sellers in goybest or just 1 company selling all the items

inviduals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c8u9nae550

Does anyone use Dealextreme anymore? I remember to order my first chink shits there in like 2008 or something

does this work darkies?

It woorks

yeah i already watched it 5 times

and just keep it on repeat

it is master-piece

works

unlike half of /csg/

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 how I can know who are the seller in goybest? Do they audit their sellers more because there aren't multiple sellers of same items like in ali

they have closer relationship

Gearbest isn't a c2c marketplace

they're the seller

So the stupid chinks haven't shipped my RN4G for 12 days

What should I do

In my mind I thought it's more reliable to get real thing like real Xiaomi's without chink'd shit in gearbest

just get back money and run

@Make DealExtreme got too big for its own good, they're overpriced for chink shit now

I want to fuck the seller though

It's on ali

@TheYellowBandit ask the seller/support

I have

@Tribit yeah haven't used them like in 7 years

They just say "don't worry" "we ship soon"

Sounds like a red flag tbh and I woulnd't want to give them my money if they're wasting your time

@TheYellowBandit where did you order your redmeme 4 and what colour?

Ali

Gray

Xiaomi mc

Random store

link store

i had this one chink claiming i will get my packet soon,he did that for 8months

Cancel it if you can be arsed waiting a little longer for another order to ship

just get your money back and buy elsewhere

I wouldn't give them your money

https://www.reddit.com/r/Xiaomi/wiki/general/purchase Xiaomi mc store is in recommended category

Check out this recommended store on AliExpress. Find great products at low prices!
http://s.aliexpress.com/je2yeqIr
(from AliExpress Android)

Wow

I think they might have problems with getting grey and black xiaomi redmi note 4 64gb versions

I have tried to look for black model for 2 days now and out of stock everywhere

Smh

Am I getting chinked

There's no way to tell, as the issue may not be just that the shops have run out of stock. It may also be Xiaomi's production shortage.

Nothing specific in the news, but Xiaomi's production shortages aren't unusual.

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1arZbRpXXXXc4XFXXq6xXFXXXK/XS-XXXL-Runs-With-Scissors-T-Shirts-Men-Short-Sleeve-Round-Neck-T-Shirt-Dad-Normal.jpg_640x640.jpg did i just found worst version of the postal meme?

they said this in reddit

Reeeee

http://thegg.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/running-with-scissors-interview-header.jpg

I'm currently using a op2 and I can't stand it for any longer

I'm trying to hunt black model myself

need to check daily if they have new ones in stock

why they even produce so many of the shitty golden colour when no one doesn't want it

True

golden color is cheaper

and i also like it more

Because they have more stock of it

pink>rose>gold>black>white>rest

Are you a faggot

no,i m cute little girl

Who prints these

black>dark blue>grey>blue>everything else

I actually really like the dark blue

actually dark blue before black

yes

Too bad there isn't any stock

I think dark blue is only mediakek version

Rip

and chinese model

what i really hate is light purple

it is not blue enought

Do you think it would be easier to buy the phone in china

red enought or pink enought

in china you would just get chinked more

they would sell you refurbished shit

>not white

grey > all

I just got a wireless gaming mouse from aliexpress, there was a cold solder joint on the micro usb so I had to reflow it, but it works now

I'm worried about them coming with malware

I maybe just get Lenovo P2 if they aren't restocking those redmemes

does someone actually open up aliexpress like "hmm it is great idea to order 900$ lenovo from some chink on chink page,let it travel month or more and get no warranty" https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Lenovo-Yoga-710-14-Ultra-thin-notebook-I5-ultra-first-two-in-one-tablet-computer-i5/2999039_32816707525.html

Why so many chinks are so untrustworthy? When Jack Ma will tame them properly to get western level trustworthy in online shopping

Chinks will be chinks

Any links to dog clothing

I think Jack Ma have done good job with aliexpress, it's easy to refund if you get chink'd

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/MOQ-1PCS-free-shipping-dog-clothes-for-dogs-New-Pet-clothes-Dog-lovely-Lace-Heart-Apparel/556047006.html

I think because I'm finnish they even refund me faster than some random russians

i would fuck this good looking dog any day

over 3d woman

Yeah what's up with all of the Russians on ali

I have always get my money immediately back when I have disputed

ali protection is pretty dope

can not say that about gearbest

had to charge-back every time

they wanted to refund me just half

yeah how the fuck do people complain about being scammed on ali

Compared to ebay aliexpress feedback systems is quite nice you can determine quite easily if you are getting chinked or not

Should I fall for mini itx meme

eBay in general is trash

does gearbest just print what you type to "extra request" field

2017 and not even using HTTPS

on a shopping site

"type 10$ so i avoid tax"

i seen something like that on /g thread

😄

fasttech do

ebay website looks also like it's straight out from 2002

gearbest will generally try help you avoid tax I think

last time they were quite dope

i had it with weird "does not follow europe union trade laws blahblah"

In Finland customs doesn't generally fall for that chink value estimates

and got it really quick and free

without tax

chinks even send me photo of the packet before sending it

it already had those europe union remarks

@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 the yellow sticker means: the sticker is added to the package since the package was transported in Europe by a European package company/operator, BUT the package itself is did not originate from Europe (but rather from outside the EU, such as the United States or China).

ohhh so it does not actually help?

awww

no

well then i got lucky

that counts too

So to conclude, the sticker is just a little warning or information label that informs operators that custom duties and other fees still need to be paid on this parcel – even while it was handled by a European company.

I got 120$ order this time of various chink shit,if this get taxed I will be ruined

I will afford only 4 meals a day instead of 5

kek

>5 meals a day
Stop eating you fat fuck

For example in Finland if your order value is more than 25€ you should pay 24% VAT, but doesn't matter most of the cases because post office is flooded with chink packages and most of them just get trough without customs noticing

i m not fat,i m just big boned

you just need to be very unlucky if your phone is caught

nice meem

@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 doesn't matter because chinks sends them in invidual packages

yeah aliexpress does,but does gearbest? I even wrote to request"do not pack together please"

yes

nice then,i will pay 15$ tax at most

I have always received everything in own packages from goybest

my 5 meals a day are saved

Most of European post offices are flooded with small chink shit packages so most orders just get through easily if they aren't drugs

yeah my friend is extra unlucky

his shit get caught just every time

and then he gotta explain how is his mechanical 5gram keyboard worth 10cents

those chinks really over-do it with claims