it has about a dozen GBA roms, whole bunch of gameboy and a shit ton of nes

if you order a knife or a battery you get boned though

it's also real 369-in-1, no repeats

it also has a racist megaman romhack if I remember correctly

Here you go @Lefteris https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Nintendo-Video-Game-Compilations-369-in-1-Game-Cartridge-Console-Card-English-Language-Version/32775815429.html

lol

i found it easily

I used that seller, arrived in two weeks

There's really not a whole lot of videogame sellers on AliExpress 😦

oh also all the games actually save

Haven't tried out trading yet

so it's like 2 dollars for fast shipping

on fasttech

do you use any other chink sites for cartidges as well?

I have ordered a game or two off DealExtreme years ago but their shipping is terrible

>check phone >battery time remaining >131 hours

well this sure is new feeling

haha ikr

though that's standby

I can get about three days with heavy usage

haven't tried the powersaver mode yet

that 131 hours is with powersaver yeah

(screen on time that is

probly way more screen off

@🚂Quatroking🚂 (🇳🇱) is it true that postnl doesn't deliver today? like small packages

yeah they usually don't deliver on mondays

aaaaaah now it makes sense<:alismirk:230784726615588865> <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

what shit can you buy if you're poor

chink shit

beans and rice

is there anything fun you can buy for 5 dollars max

just the rice

that isn't fun

you can't play with rice

you can buy LOZ blocks

they sell for like 2 to 3 bucks, are 8 times smaller than regular lego and you get like 300 parts

nice ty

https://www.aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=0&initiative_id=SB_20170508131109&SearchText=loz+blocks

I have snorlax, pikachu, charmander and a doreamon I picked up at a Lawson's in Shanghai https://www.aliexpress.com/item/LOZ-Pokeball-Pikachu-Toy-Charmander-Bulbasaur-Squirtle-Mewtwo-Eevee-Child-Anime-Building-Blocks-Brinquedos-Toys-for/32807734591.html

they easily take 30 to 60 minutes to construct

nice

oh fuck they have big sets now

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/DIY-Mini-Building-Nano-blocks-children-gifts-model-Educational-toys-naval-aircraft-carrier-transport-machine-series/32787465249.html

1300 pieces lmao

anyone know of any small monitors maybe like 10 inch?

need a few for reversing cameras

raspberry pi displays?

how are the instructions for the loz blocks

simple enough for 7 year olds?

mediocre at best but they're doable

ehhh

they tend to do multiple steps at the same time

btw they're rated ages 9+ because they are seriously small

yeah 7 is too young, 9+ is feasable i guess

They're real fun though because they're not lego bootlegs

@🚂Quatroking🚂 (🇳🇱) get a Lepin set, they make quality lego set copies

hahaha that's some high quality bootleg alright

buy it

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2017-casual-faggot-fire-hiphop-concert-shirt-O-neck-sweatshirt-3d-print-womens-mens-cartoon-pullover/32796591156.html

heheheheh it says faggot

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1-72-TRUMPETER-Soviet-MIG15-Mikoyan-15-Faggot-fighter-model-37130-Static-collection-model-Only-one/32478581398.html

@🚂Quatroking🚂 (🇳🇱) that's just their way of getting around copyrighted shit

yeah

I remember in 2012 when beats headphones became popular

you could buy deats over at people's square

found the photo

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Good-Quality-I-LOVE-YOU-1-3g-12inch-Valentine-Day-Courtship-Wedding-Party-Decorations-Balloon-Free/1950410230.html

deats.bydr.dre

is taobao down or something

My dads birthday is in a month. suggest tacticool shit

are there _good_ EMS knives? I know he has a cheap one, but that is rubbish

probably gonna buy one of them lights and a i-break-your-window-if-you-look-at-me-funny pen

what exactly is an ems knife

one you keep in your car so that you can cut the strap

@Deleted User well, yeah, im gonna look for stuff. sadly, he doesnt think much of these knives. I probably inherited the knife autism from him, but he only got like 80+ quid ones

he is into this prepper stuff lately and he was delighted about the waterproof bags and the magnesium lighter

basically massdrop.com

jack ma wont be pleased if I buy there

maybe knife accessoiries, holders or those bands

then dont have many orders on aliexpress

i thought about that, too. I like sanrenmu too, but he is probably gonna google it and cheap=bad in his view.

Maybe I am just loading up on tactical/survival stuff. He got lost in the woods a month ago with my mum lmao

he had to knock on a strangers house in the middle of the wood, one of those pedophile rapists who lived there with his 90y old mum in the middle of buttfucknowhere

kind of, that event started it

he had no phone with him and just started walking for hours and eventually got lost

so now he is "i am not going anywhere unprepared anymore"

i bet he likes those wrist straps

oh siht baofeng

im gonna look those up

you said one would need extra antenna

can I buy this on ali too?

I know he has a radio device already, but that is probably still from the NVA aka GDR army

this gonna be fun. 15-20 years ago, he tuned into the radio from truck drivers and talked smack with em

until they found out he isnt one of them

somewhat, he never turned it on again from what I recall

UV 5R?

which one have you got?

i got on for 30, shipped from DE, couldnt be better actually

before i lose myself in the autism of the HAM world, what would be one punch above UV 5R?

ok nvm, maybe you d know

i hav eno idea about that

i saw the graphic once and closed it immediately

i shouldnt feed my autism anymore

the 82 has 8W

the 5r has 5W

but yeah I think so, too

thanks for the great idea

bunker anon is posting in some thread http://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/60282622#p60283740

huh

so theres this watch replica channel that has only started making videos recently and he already has 60% of the suscribers that comfy has

$4 rolex review when

thats the worst part

link to the channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6yNQ1n_4wkh4CZU5_Okcag

stole the name of the subreddit too

he is a brown person, isnt he?

i wish

i dont have the money to drop on $100 rolex replicas

pal of mine got a rolex bootleg in shanghai in 2012

survived two weeks before it literally fell apart lol

the clockwork was solid though

that kz zs5 looks interdasting

i wish i had the motivation to write reviews about the chinkshit I own

because I probably own more chinkshit than the average person

I mean I even got fucking chinkshit cooking books

I'm at the osama bin laden poker cards level

Nah but I visited shanghai twice

dated a chink for like 18 months too

I even own chinese soda cans lel

Mirinda, Coca Cola and Fanta

nah we just realized we didn't really have too much of a future together

we're still friends and talk now and then

like a car

always marry a class up

It's not *really* arranged marriage

parents pretty much serve as a dating service

Another chinese friend of mine recently married to the third guy she dated

note that they married like, two months after meeting

they're happy together though, these dating markets know how to match

don't see anything wrong with that

lol ikr

Huh, now you mention it, I don't really remember seeing any graveyards on the maps in Shanghai

I guess they just throw everybody in the ovens

heh

traditional religion is pretty cool though

pretty much "don't be a dick" and "respect nature or whatever"

MUH 5000 YEARS OF CULTURE

when I left shanghai last summer this fucking faggot pal of mine gave me a god damn vacuum packed chicken as a parting gift

knowing full and well customs blocks that shit

what the fuck kind of parting gift is a chicken anyways

I wonder if the hotel threw it away by now

I left it in the shared fridge lmao

wait

kz zs5?

再见黑鬼

link @Windatica ?

for?

its in the thread

oh

sick

wtf those look like andros

jesus if they actually sound like andros i'd kek

what chinkshit collector level am I if I own a chinese school uniform

**two** chinese school uniforms

why

got them from this college I've been in contact with for the past uh

6 years

got one in 2012 and in 2015

oh also I got a pot of chinese tea that may or may not be entirely legal

but it smells nice

I've got keychains, two chinese consoles, a ton of gameboy games, poker cards, wavers, loz bricks, a bag of dried berries, several cooking books, a ton of adapters and cables

i am the ultimate chinkshit enthousiast

even my phones are chinkshit, because I use motorola and lenovo

xiaomi? nigger I got you covered I got a shit-tier xiaomi router

arduino? got like 3 clones yo

love how the chink dried berries are a collection item and not ever edible

but how many 7d mangos do you have

yeah I got them in 2013 from a pal who was going back to shanghai, no way I am eating them

I have 5 chink comics

no wait I have 8

3 of which are plants vs zombies

shit fam I even have a nice big chinese bowl that I can put my feet in

shit ton of chopsticks, some of which are decorative

bunch of restaurant menu's, entry tickets, etc.

a large tuzki coffee mug

tiger balm

a fold-up umbrella I got for like 20元 and somehow didn't break yet

pretty glad I got that one at the time because two days later I experience my first three-day long tropical rainstorm

that was pretty cool

i am a god

htpc keyboard, wii classic controller for the gamecube, snes controller for the pc, sd cards, usb sticks

now I think of it, still haven't opened the curry cubes I got

washing cloth

i have a nice scrubby washing cloth to scrub my anal with

tiger balm

rag on stick

https://puu.sh/vKbnQ/8d72c91736.png why does this bullshit have to happen with my most important orders

and not with random bullshit I order for memes

you just don't notice it with chink shit memes

until something arrives and you forgot you even bought it

I don't order that much chinkshit to not notice stuff yet

maybe later when I fully embrace it

get them to use epacket if you want your chink shit quicker

or sinotrans

my favorite chinkshit adapter is my usb a to usb b adapter

no wait

usb male to usb female

damn straight

I kinda fail to see where you would use one that short

well for one I can extend my cables a whole inch

nice

some fags suggested using it to prevent usb wear but if you use this you actually stress the port more lmao

no clue why these things are a thing

I got like 10 different models of micro-usb readers

two actually work and another one is a fucking card cannon

ejects the cart at insane force

why are people so autistic about ordering batteries?

I order coincells all the time, recently ordered a new battery for my gba sp and last summer I ordered two batteries for my camera

never had a problem

TALK ME OUT OF BUYING A GAMEBOY POCKET

THEY SELL GAMEBOY POCKETS?

just get a gba sp

i already have a gba sp and gameboy color

but i feel like im missing out on the classic system

ehh

I mean if you already have a flashcart maybe but other than that idk

pff

just get a PSP go

and emulate all that

now if they only sold PSP go batteries

some of us are sluts for original hardware tho

ehhhhh

@Berserk64 I don't actually own a pocket yet but there's really not much of a reason to get one

I mean I own a red gameboy, a yellow and skeleton gameboy color, three purple gameboy advances and a gameboy sp

I really only use the sp because I can charge it with USB

having that said if you didn't yet get a usb cable off the chinkweb, go do it, they're great

Watafak there is a mother with two kids spinning an autism spinner at this bus stop

I'm actually about to order three cubes and I'm looking for a decent spinner on aliexpress

W h y

because I always fiddle with adapters and stuff while working

Just get a stress ball ya nerd

figured I might as well get one and see if it's any good

pffff stress balls are for fucking normies

You'll look way less autismo

I work from home :^)