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2016-06-19 16:23:36 UTC

^ code

2016-06-19 16:33:23 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/194127504787767297/IMG_20160619_183256_HDR.jpg

2016-06-19 16:33:35 UTC

I'm just sitting here like a hobo

2016-06-19 16:33:52 UTC

>Mao not buying all these 8p items up

2016-06-19 16:34:05 UTC

FUCK MAN

2016-06-19 16:34:23 UTC

2 hours more and my shift is over

2016-06-19 16:35:51 UTC

ROFL gaybest employee

2016-06-19 16:37:40 UTC

they came from a russian forum

2016-06-19 16:37:43 UTC

lmao

2016-06-19 16:38:25 UTC

I miss being a neet

2016-06-19 16:38:39 UTC

you've been employed for 1 day

2016-06-19 16:38:48 UTC

enjoy the money ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

2016-06-19 16:38:57 UTC

I am

2016-06-19 16:40:30 UTC

I had to download a bunch apps

2016-06-19 16:40:33 UTC

For work

2016-06-19 16:40:44 UTC

I hope none of them are tucking botnets

2016-06-19 16:41:11 UTC

I don't want my bosses to find out about China shit

2016-06-19 16:41:16 UTC

lol

2016-06-19 16:41:35 UTC

you could order stuff for them

2016-06-19 16:41:37 UTC

from china

2016-06-19 16:41:46 UTC

and they could have you as the go to order guy

2016-06-19 16:41:49 UTC

and then you deliver

2016-06-19 16:42:02 UTC

more money for you

2016-06-19 16:43:55 UTC

mao if they find out you have said chink they will report you to the eu

2016-06-19 16:44:02 UTC

>oh no half the cables in the office have been broken by a mysterious ham handed saboteur
>fear not *ham hands to gearbest* I can replace all this for next to nothing

2016-06-19 16:45:02 UTC

instant promotion

2016-06-19 16:45:37 UTC

pretend you can speak mandarin, call the gearbest customer service number in front of your bosses and go "SHISHI CHING CHONG AAHH CHING?! CHOOOOONG!"

2016-06-19 16:45:45 UTC

then order it all for them on the website

2016-06-19 16:46:24 UTC

Lfmao look at this sushi place

2016-06-19 16:46:34 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/194130822545145857/IMG_20160619_184531_HDR.jpg

2016-06-19 16:46:48 UTC

wat

2016-06-19 16:46:57 UTC

If you want me to roll

2016-06-19 16:46:59 UTC

kek

2016-06-19 16:47:23 UTC

Middle one says BABY IT'S SUSHI TIME

2016-06-19 16:53:09 UTC

Haven't gotten a task for 1 hour now.

2016-06-19 16:53:15 UTC

Feels boring

2016-06-19 16:54:49 UTC

get on the gearbest app and buy some $0.10 shit

2016-06-19 16:57:35 UTC

JRXMT1

2016-06-19 16:57:39 UTC

to save $8 I think

2016-06-19 16:58:42 UTC

if you go through this forum with google translate

2016-06-19 16:58:48 UTC

you can find some cool deals still active

2016-06-19 16:58:50 UTC

ssds for cheap etc

2016-06-19 17:00:59 UTC

Based slavs

2016-06-19 17:02:46 UTC

I feel asleep

2016-06-19 17:03:01 UTC

Only slept like 3 hours

2016-06-19 17:09:39 UTC
2016-06-19 17:09:47 UTC

thats one finger

2016-06-19 17:11:52 UTC

holy shitr

2016-06-19 17:11:53 UTC

shit

2016-06-19 17:28:35 UTC

wut

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/194141395714441217/Screenshot_26.png

2016-06-19 17:29:08 UTC

Engrish/10

2016-06-19 17:30:01 UTC

This has to be a troll

2016-06-19 17:30:33 UTC

kek, poor guy

2016-06-19 17:30:57 UTC

V A P O R W A V E

2016-06-19 17:31:33 UTC

What are the replies to him like

2016-06-19 17:31:49 UTC

http://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/55152684#p55158156 you could open the thread you know

2016-06-19 17:32:10 UTC

Or you could spoonfeed me

2016-06-19 17:32:17 UTC

Well I just did that kinda

2016-06-19 17:33:42 UTC

No-one is giving him Shit for his English is /csg/ even on 4Chan

2016-06-19 17:33:58 UTC

/csg/ is a comfy place

2016-06-19 17:34:14 UTC

I'll give you shit for "4Chan" though

2016-06-19 17:34:33 UTC

Auto correct

2016-06-19 17:34:44 UTC

I'll forgive you then

2016-06-19 17:35:07 UTC

Thanks

2016-06-19 17:45:11 UTC

I hope this isn't a 4chan discord full of people who don't actually go on 4chan

2016-06-19 17:46:16 UTC

I don't even know how that happens

2016-06-19 17:48:42 UTC

vaporwave thread

2016-06-19 17:48:50 UTC

reminded me of this i made a while ago

2016-06-19 17:50:17 UTC

what was i thinking?

2016-06-19 17:51:33 UTC

what is that?

2016-06-19 17:52:02 UTC

@Deleted User I browse various boards daily

2016-06-19 17:52:31 UTC

i think i made a vaporwave image before vaporwave became a thing

2016-06-19 17:52:40 UTC

@Deleted User I browse /g/ and /wg/ basically every day

2016-06-19 17:53:13 UTC

/k/, /pol/, /g/, /diy/, /ck/ and i think that's it

2016-06-19 17:54:04 UTC

"various boards" ๐Ÿ˜‚

2016-06-19 17:54:08 UTC

>๏ผก ๏ผฅ ๏ผณ ๏ผด ๏ผจ ๏ผฅ ๏ผด ๏ผฉ ๏ผฃ ๏ผณ

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/194147823137193985/unknown.png

2016-06-19 17:54:40 UTC

sometimes i browse /lgbt/ for fun

2016-06-19 17:54:41 UTC

What's funny

2016-06-19 17:54:43 UTC

shit makes me ggile

2016-06-19 17:54:56 UTC

No /gif/

2016-06-19 17:55:47 UTC

My only contact with /lgbt/ was when /g/ was supposed to be dating with /lgbt/

2016-06-19 17:56:33 UTC

I don't think I've ever been on /lgbt/

2016-06-19 17:56:56 UTC

go to an /lgbt/ passing thread

2016-06-19 17:57:03 UTC

shit makes me laugh

2016-06-19 17:57:13 UTC

What's a passing thread

2016-06-19 17:57:27 UTC

where an ugly male faggot posts a picture of himself

2016-06-19 17:57:35 UTC

and he asks if he passes as a girl

2016-06-19 17:57:40 UTC

not gonna post entire pic because gore

2016-06-19 17:57:41 UTC

lol

2016-06-19 17:57:45 UTC

is this 4chan?

2016-06-19 17:57:53 UTC

yeah

2016-06-19 17:58:01 UTC

/diy/ is the best board

2016-06-19 17:58:02 UTC

imo

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for information

2016-06-19 17:58:33 UTC

/g/ specializes in tech while /diy/ covers everything that /g/ doesn't

2016-06-19 17:58:53 UTC

sometimes i see people from /g/ ask people from /diy/ for help too

2016-06-19 18:20:14 UTC

One for the AliExpress sluts. http://s.aliexpress.com/EzqeqeYJ

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/194154393468141569/IMG_20160619_191825_669546187.jpg

2016-06-19 18:38:15 UTC

>bodycon

2016-06-19 18:38:20 UTC

now thats a con I want to attend

2016-06-19 18:40:23 UTC

Damn

2016-06-19 18:40:27 UTC

Html is fun

2016-06-19 18:40:54 UTC

Oh fuck, another webdev in the making

2016-06-19 18:41:37 UTC

I can't wait for the Bootstrap website.

2016-06-19 18:42:07 UTC

Don't worry cathy

2016-06-19 18:42:21 UTC

I just made a home screen with some links

2016-06-19 18:42:44 UTC

What happened to those homepage generals?

2016-06-19 18:42:48 UTC

How long ago was that?

2016-06-19 18:43:07 UTC

They still exist I think

2016-06-19 18:43:34 UTC

I don't think I've seen one in a while

2016-06-19 18:47:34 UTC

lol

2016-06-19 18:47:41 UTC

those gearjew coupons are great

2016-06-19 18:47:45 UTC

I literally order everything

2016-06-19 18:54:19 UTC

Good goy

2016-06-19 19:12:52 UTC

ay

2016-06-19 19:13:32 UTC

Ay

2016-06-19 19:15:08 UTC

for this for 7p

2016-06-19 19:26:15 UTC

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

2016-06-19 19:27:11 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/194171243476287492/cheapshit.png

2016-06-19 19:27:47 UTC

got same lookin list

2016-06-19 19:27:48 UTC

hey

2016-06-19 19:27:52 UTC

did you pay pounds?

2016-06-19 19:28:02 UTC

can you change the currency that you use to pay on GB?

2016-06-19 19:28:19 UTC

it always goes through as US dolla converted to pounds on paypal

2016-06-19 19:28:25 UTC

oh okay

2016-06-19 19:28:47 UTC

paypal always jews a bit of the current exchange

2016-06-19 19:28:51 UTC

McDonald's gift cards *

2016-06-19 19:28:52 UTC

would prefer to pay euros

2016-06-19 19:29:00 UTC

Not dollars

2016-06-19 19:30:17 UTC

>gf grumpy all day
>finally snap and tell her to stop being a grump
>WOOAHH WHY DON'T YOU STOP GRUMPING, SNAPPING AT ME
>now I'm public enemy number one

2016-06-19 19:30:27 UTC

sometimes I wonder if women are a meme

2016-06-19 19:31:00 UTC

should have said nothing innit

2016-06-19 19:31:00 UTC

>>>/r9k/

2016-06-19 19:31:15 UTC

Well, humanity kind of depends on them so they can afford to be sassy

2016-06-19 19:31:21 UTC

>/r9k/
I already got a gf though

2016-06-19 19:31:28 UTC

isn't that for lonely people? :^)

2016-06-19 19:31:43 UTC

most of the people there are normie with gf

2016-06-19 19:31:47 UTC

real robots are a minority

2016-06-19 19:32:05 UTC

most of the true autists migrated to wizardchan or 8chan r9k

2016-06-19 19:32:18 UTC

>8chan
you mean the islamic terrorist chan?

2016-06-19 19:32:28 UTC

yeah

2016-06-19 19:32:40 UTC

most of hardcore /pol/sters also went there

2016-06-19 19:32:45 UTC

only kids left at 4chan

2016-06-19 19:33:07 UTC

wot I made a /csg/ board on 8chan, that place is deader than dead

2016-06-19 19:33:35 UTC

unless you're a gaymur or /pol/ I guess

2016-06-19 19:34:39 UTC

I used to love 8chan, it just got so slow on most boards

2016-06-19 19:40:10 UTC

Rip csg on 8chan

2016-06-19 19:40:44 UTC

think it got autodeleted from no posts

2016-06-19 19:41:37 UTC

made a shitter for my shit channel

2016-06-19 19:42:30 UTC

>240 followers

2016-06-19 19:42:32 UTC

Wot

2016-06-19 19:42:45 UTC

I made it for the brief 2 day Miitomo craze

2016-06-19 19:42:56 UTC

the only way to add people easily was twitter

2016-06-19 19:43:06 UTC

so I have a bunch of filthy /v/ fags following me

2016-06-19 19:43:24 UTC

Eww

2016-06-19 19:43:33 UTC

I know

2016-06-19 19:43:39 UTC

I actually met -gn on /v/

2016-06-19 19:43:49 UTC

Basically best Norwegian osu player

2016-06-19 19:43:53 UTC

Cool guy

2016-06-19 19:44:09 UTC

going to do an Osu collabo?

2016-06-19 19:44:39 UTC

How would that work without sitting uncomfortably close to each other?

2016-06-19 19:44:40 UTC

>Osu

2016-06-19 19:47:08 UTC

I'm terrible at rhythm games, would play otherwise

2016-06-19 19:47:24 UTC

could barely play guitar hero and rock band

2016-06-19 19:47:32 UTC

There isn't a single person that's good at rhythm games by default

2016-06-19 19:47:54 UTC

It's almost entirely a matter of practice

2016-06-19 19:48:18 UTC

True, I'm so rhythm deaf I failed at learning bass guitar

2016-06-19 19:48:35 UTC

wonder if I can go one lower and fail at drums

2016-06-19 19:52:14 UTC

osu could easily be reduced to simple drumming with an aim component

2016-06-19 19:53:20 UTC

Or just play mania

2016-06-19 20:00:17 UTC

Cathy why

2016-06-19 20:00:32 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/194179634731024385/Screenshot_2016-06-19-22-00-06.png

2016-06-19 20:07:28 UTC

What?

2016-06-19 20:07:50 UTC

Why did you threaten to delete it?

2016-06-19 20:08:00 UTC

It was just a prank :^)

2016-06-19 20:08:06 UTC

Why are you mentioning it three days later?

2016-06-19 20:08:14 UTC

Because

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Idk

2016-06-19 20:08:24 UTC

Kids hold grudges

2016-06-19 20:14:04 UTC

cop or drop?

2016-06-19 20:14:16 UTC

looks like a cheapo mech

2016-06-19 20:16:29 UTC

forget it 28 days ago

2016-06-19 20:26:06 UTC

Guys

2016-06-19 20:26:26 UTC

My fucking bike

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Broke

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rip

2016-06-19 20:26:54 UTC

Kek I thought you were gonna say someone stole it

2016-06-19 20:27:05 UTC

Tyrone pls

2016-06-19 20:27:06 UTC

I had to drag it all the way from the left side of town to the east side

2016-06-19 20:27:15 UTC

what's wrong with it?

2016-06-19 20:27:15 UTC

I'm so ducking tired

2016-06-19 20:27:23 UTC

take it to a bike repair place

2016-06-19 20:27:35 UTC

Tyrobe chewed the chain

2016-06-19 20:27:41 UTC

Tyrone *

2016-06-19 20:28:19 UTC

Fuck this liberal keyboard making me autocorrect to "duck"

2016-06-19 20:29:09 UTC

btw the brakes broke

2016-06-19 20:29:16 UTC

So now they are stuck

2016-06-19 20:29:36 UTC

And I can't get the wheels rolling

2016-06-19 20:29:46 UTC

they can probably swap out the brakes for another

2016-06-19 20:29:54 UTC

I was actually trying to break the brakes

2016-06-19 20:30:11 UTC

Wot

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Why

2016-06-19 20:30:16 UTC

I was in the middle of town kicking my bike hard

2016-06-19 20:30:19 UTC

so he could get it going I guess

2016-06-19 20:30:31 UTC

but then he'd be full on colliding with a wall at some point to stop

2016-06-19 20:30:33 UTC

Looking like a mental patient

2016-06-19 20:30:45 UTC

I was like yolo

2016-06-19 20:30:51 UTC

Need to work

2016-06-19 20:31:05 UTC

For chink shit

2016-06-19 20:31:13 UTC

If you had put on black face paint people would have helped u

2016-06-19 20:31:31 UTC

Tip for next time

2016-06-19 20:31:38 UTC

Not in sweden

2016-06-19 20:31:43 UTC

Oh

2016-06-19 20:31:44 UTC

they'd think he stole it

2016-06-19 20:31:48 UTC

Where?

2016-06-19 20:32:46 UTC

Bikes are all a combination of parts, if the brakes broke you can buy new brakes

2016-06-19 20:32:49 UTC

and slap them on

2016-06-19 20:33:01 UTC

there's a bike shop 2 min walk from me who do all that for next to nothing

2016-06-19 20:33:11 UTC

big drawer full of brakes and seats etc

2016-06-19 20:33:30 UTC

inb4 Mao buys a whole new bike from chinks that falls apart within a day

2016-06-19 20:33:59 UTC

I think I wanna buy a new one actually : D

2016-06-19 20:34:43 UTC

is it necessary for your job? may be better in that case

2016-06-19 20:35:04 UTC

But probably used

2016-06-19 20:35:09 UTC

Yes

2016-06-19 20:36:16 UTC

You can find people who have used their shit like one week and then sell it for the half price

2016-06-19 20:36:40 UTC

Sell your existing bike, someone will be able to fix it for a few crowns

2016-06-19 20:36:43 UTC

if you don't want to do it

2016-06-19 20:36:58 UTC

The thing that sucks ass

2016-06-19 20:36:59 UTC

offset them costs

2016-06-19 20:37:03 UTC

Its in downtown

2016-06-19 20:37:17 UTC

tied up or left there?

2016-06-19 20:37:48 UTC

Its forbidden to bring your bike to the subway

2016-06-19 20:38:01 UTC

really? sucks

2016-06-19 20:38:12 UTC

So I have to take it to a fucking train statin

2016-06-19 20:38:38 UTC

is it an expensive bike?

2016-06-19 20:38:51 UTC

Lol no I've had it since I was 14

2016-06-19 20:38:58 UTC

Its a piece of shit

2016-06-19 20:39:11 UTC

invest in a good one if its for your job, your ass and thighs will thank you

2016-06-19 20:39:21 UTC

My ass

2016-06-19 20:39:30 UTC

Is actually destroyed

2016-06-19 20:39:40 UTC

The seat

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