Look at the infograph, and the archive for the news in the OP @Waffen

moondrop @transience

Can anyone reccomend me one? (pls spoonfeed)

18 quid for one kek

no chink?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1pc-New-Fidget-spinner-MOONDROPFidget-Desk-Toy-Displaying-Gravity-MOON-Hot-In-Kickstarter-Hand-Spinner-Child/32799305276.html

wew

already chinked

yeah just noticed

And they're already being sold as autism relievers <:alismirk:230784726615588865> https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1-Pcs-Fashion-Creative-MoonDrop-Anxiety-Stress-Toy-portable-Hand-dull-Polish-Bearing-For-Autism-Relief/32807193052.html

don't know if these can get as low as 2$ though

autism spinners used to be 3 quid

now you can find them for under two

let's see what chinks can do

https://waa.ai/zE0j

I'l fucking take 10

@transience https://www.aliexpress.com/item/NEW-Fidget-Spinner-MOONDROP-As-Antistress-Cube-Gravity-MOON-In-Kickstarter-Hand-Tri-spinner-Child-Decompression/32802617500.html?

Cheapest ones for now

£2 is already pretty good

anyone bought one yet?

oh wait

£2.85 shipping

are there any good cheap cordless bluetooth earbuds?

how fake are japanese anime figures on AliExpress?

@Waffen Most of the time they are fake

Thanks Mike

fidget cubes used to be 20

i said they'd be 4

now they're less

wew

most of them weren't worth more than a dollar to begin with

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

what exactly am i looking at

whoops wrong channel

like a retard

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/may/03/fidget-spinner-inventor-patent-catherine-hettinger

CHINKED

>create fidget spinners

>no money from all the chinks copying it

>implying chinks will give any fuck about patent

https://addictivefidgettoys.com/

what should i get my gf for hir birthday

shes turning 20

already got a french press

and oen of those clip on metal coffee scooeprs

get her a knife ;)

get her a pusheen

get her a mating press

http://i.imgur.com/TXVNrvw.jpg

>tfw fell for secrid wallet meme year ago when i could have just bought chink rip off

Truly the worst feel

My Japanese school girl costume has status "shipped by air" since May 2nd. What kind of flight takes 6 days? Is it normal?

@porco They found some new-old-stock zeppelins.

https://puu.sh/vJjmA/1f91a83029.png this happened with my phone

how could that be even possible I have no idea

That happens often for me

I guess its just waiting for customs clearance

Customs don't take more than 2 days ever here

nah, it says when it arrives and goes out of customs

I guess also that it didnt go to plane straight away

They just scan it to be ready

I often get my chink shit same day it arrives here since I live next to airport

Like 10min car ride from customs

Why the fuck are there chink wedding rings in aliexpress

Who the fuck buys chink wedding ring

And these cost like 10k

take risk buy one >take to be checked if real

>dishonor seller and say its fake anyway > get mony back

You forgot

>aliexpress says "no"

>cry

i think if you get legit report of its "fakeness" from locals

specialy in nordic countries

ali thinks "yeah nordic knows better than us chinks "

:D

Lol

Would be ebin to buy chink wedding ring though

yeah like waifu notices the difference

If someone in here wins lottery they better buy one for lulz

i will be bying fuckton of silly stuff if i wont lottery to be honest

just to send away to random people

Imagine sending chink dragon dildos to random people

kek

get local universitys apartment listing

>send 1 to everyone

with courtesy lube ofc

Kek

Do chinks sell lube

yes

but thats 1 product from them what i would not use to my dong

even candy is safer

Feels good because i dont have need for it it because (((they))) didnt jew me at birth

ofc this <https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-Sale-J-Lube-Concentrated-Powder-Gay-Extreme-Fisting-Lubrication-10-OZ-Anal-Lubricant-Adult-Product/32583897356.html?> (link name says it all but decided to nsfw the link)

Kek

their most expensive lube kek

32 freaking dollar

Wtf

Im pretty sure lube is legal here

kek

Would graphite lube do the trick?

dohohoho

grind up some pencil lead

My dzat df-10 arrived here

http://www.devicespecifications.com/en/news/cae1802

DOOGEE MIX

https://swiatandroid.pl/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/DOOGEE-MIX.jpg

Chinks are realy upping their smartphone game

thats a nope

>front fingerprint

thanks but no thanks

https://s3.amazonaws.com/neowin/news/images/uploaded/2017/05/1494082505_oneplus5listing_story.jpg

what's wrong with front fingerprint?

>One plus 5 has a SD card slot

mama mia

Front fingerprint > back fingerprint imho

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Turkey-model-two-seater-mini-cars_60096935463.html

front fingerprint >chinks always get your fingerprints when you use the phone

back fingerprint >you can clearglue it so it cant read but you wont lose functions of front buttons

Imagine when fingerprint scanners get embeded on displays

>click phone

i will never buy such phone

>your fingerprint is now part of chink botnet

until there is law where police cant force you to give your fingerprint globaly

or they face death sentence

Have you redone your passi?

i have

i have also destroyed the rfid on my passi

Did you give your fingerprint

sup all

after proper dataclause yes

>tfw part of finnish botnet now

luckily the passi-botnet is pretty well done (and tieto had no access to that thing haha)

also i kind of want these chink cars now https://sc01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1qoBQGFXXXXbIXFXXq6xXFXXXL/200582988/HTB1qoBQGFXXXXbIXFXXq6xXFXXXL.jpg

seeing how that shit tilts

yes please

if only it was fuel one

not electric

also style >Ride on toy

Imagine the fun of repairing that thing

yeah

and id rather get fullsized one anyway

but the idea from small city-shopping car is nice

if only it were economic gas engine there

Id rather buy like toyota aygo or something

not this ?

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/SINOTRUK-140hp-4x2-Expansion-Van-Cargo_60645782715.html?s=p

and yes the door mechanism is <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

>2 wires

Holy shit

Chinks realy sell everything

thats neat looking thing tho

ummm
Capacity (Load):
1 - 10t

there is option for KFC delivery too https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/loudi-dafenghe-electric-goods-van_60444203395.html

yeah i ended up looking for vans cause i noticed this on front page <https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Middle-East-Asia-hot-selling-and_60616944984.html>

https://sc01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1SznrQpXXXXccXVXXq6xXFXXXj/Middle-East-Asia-hot-selling-and-50.jpg

there is even cow version there

Do they ship those here

i dunno maybe in gargocontainer

also this https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/SINOTRUK-CHINA-TRUCK-4x4Trucks-4x4-Off_1453941922.html

if only had money

and it had boxed back not open

same manufacturer too apparently

i wonder if they will send me "sample" from those cute trucks

sadly those trucks dont fullfill eu-fuel directives

morning

this

tho its on delivery since 25 minutes ago

so anytime now

waitting intensifies

What are you getting

lenovo p2

Was thinking about getting into the dropshipping meme. That guide doesn't mention that Shopify has monthly subscription even for basic license. <:thonk:288060975775612929> Fuck it, I am not giving in to our jew friends.

Says on paypal I've been refunded on my purchase, but the money is not on my card

Any explanation for that?

how accurate are the sizes on shirts on ali

us s, us m, us l

@Ayingott depending on the ammount they might be holding it to check it

It's 250 eur

So I shouldn't be paranoid?

yeah paypal might be holding it (To profit from it)

suggest contacting their support

and asking

It does say that the refund was completed though

Should I open a dispute

or wait a few days

message staff

easier than opening dispute

Can't see where I could message them

finnish posti quality

https://www.paypal.com/selfhelp/contact/call

https://www.paypal.com/us/selfhelp/contact/email

Good morning

morning

wew bought some new reference mics to measure chink iems

just need to find the right tubing to get a seal

@Deleted User that'd be pretty cool

I haven't seen any of your streams tho

So I don't know what you even do on them

i couldnt watch :(

I'd join in.

That sounds like fun.

oh god zambz was there?

he's probably snoopin us now

i c u

kek

40? Wew. Too big.

I have him in my server lol

Gave him his own channel to contain him

Seems to work

today my xiaomi piston 2s jack became half broken after 3 years of service

what is a easy/cheap way to know if someone is at my doorstep

my room is on the second floor ffs

with headphones on

too bad aeca you gotta stay alert for your chink shit to arrive

i need to repair my xiaomi shits but dont have solder or wire strippers pls help

might have to buy these from aliexpress

yeah i guess so Cx

there's solder irons for like 7

if it's not very tiny and it's a one time thing you can melt some wires with fire;p

i did it , i bought wire strippers and a new jack

gonna repair my trusty earphones

i got asoldering iron at my parents house ill just use

sad day

@Deleted User you continued you stream yesterday eve?

you had an outage and said you were off after that small number of bird videos

also, i dont have a youtube account, and I am not risking a who-the-fuck-are-you

I enjoyed Booze Britain though

how long until you stream gets raided by australian turboautists

fuck it, i ordered one https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Zishan-Z1-hifi-DSD-player-lossless-fever-MP3-portable-portable-portable-amp-DIY-USB-sound-card/32804850804.html

hopefully it can run off battery while OTG so i can power juice hungry shit

what did you stream?

<:aliOK:251417852156837888>

pokemon snap - uhh the memories

its a shit game, which I suprisingly liked as a kid

i think we all liked shit things as kids

i used to play the FUCK out of some jimmy neutron game

never even watched the show lol

thank god I am not a kid today, would probably have all the fidget things

oh god

man kids today are just breeding autism

i still have one of those self made penspinning pens somewhere, proper autism

must be more than 10y ago, shiiet

new csg shit is lost on me these days

this modern world isn't safe for kids fam

i miss the bmeme800 and shark memeing

and pissphone

twas

still see retards arguing about phantom power and condensers in the threads to this day lol

i miss dirty :(