Why

It doesn't charge shit

It's for trekking purposes.

You have to put it into sun for a very lmong time

It's pointless

I asked same question in the thread yesterday and somebody said blitzwolf

it's 50 bux tho

not big difference

Blitzwolf is that a chink brand?

seems so

Nice saw it at banggoos

Thanks spurdo

i might actually get one of those walnut v2s that anons have been meming in the threads

Did anybody here buy any of the Baofeng walkie talkies / ham radios?

I'm looking for something rugged witha big battery that can send and receive in the 40 to 60mhz range

i think comfy has one

@Deleted User

see above

well, i'm checking, but none of the radios they offer seem to be able to go that low in frequencies

they usually stop at like 120mhz

i have no idea what that is

the reason i'm saying rugged is because i'm gonna do some hardcore operating in the field

by which i mean actually throw yourself into teh dirt and crawl for days

what are u gonna be doing crawlin in the dirt for

sounds like an adventure

i'm literally a soldier and our issued radios are older than i am

so i want to chinkshit an alternative

google SEM-52

literally the size and weight of a masonry brick

transmission power 0.2 watts

lol that is cool

that is shit

signal gets blocked by 500 meters of forest

yeezy

yeah but all the range in the world won't be worth shit if i can't actually send and recieve on mil frequencies

that's why 40 to 60mhz

1,25kg

http://armyradio.com/images/D/SEM-52S-03.JPG

that's ruggestest shit I've ever seen

you see that lastic knob like one third up the thing

looks lik eit made of tank material

everything below that is the battery compartment

have you considered buying an autism spinner @swagmeisterflash

it eats 8 AA batteries every other day

may be good in the field

do they make rugged spinners

rugged spinners is what i call tank wheels

>literally a soldier
>Bundeswehr
pick one

prepare for asshurt

more like a police teacher for shit skins amirite

called it

i just need those freq bands

wikipedia says that's VHF 1

can you actually use your own? isnt that against regulations or smth?

i dun giv fuks, normal soldiers don't get radios, only group leaders do. i just want to meme on the force

and this thing is 50 years old

there aint no digital here

wew poo green

it's OLIVE

you keep telling yourself that

you should seriously think about your diet if your poo is that colour

Comfy is alive...

Holy shit

no he dead

Nice to see you back dawg

there's at least three VHF bands, and I need number 1

ask the chinkies? they will tell you yes, if it doesnt work, you refund?

the problem is that most radios say what freq they can do, i just can't find one that says the right one

bundeswehr radio chart:
SEM-52: fuck you, 500m range in average conditions. 2lbs strapped to your chest.
SEM-70: fuck you, 3000m range in average conditions. 20lbs strapped to your back.

this chart hasn't changed IN 30 YEARS

we all have to be strapped down with all the fucking kit and do marches

do it often enough and you stop complaining

80lbs and 4-5h walks, zigzaging the horizon, the glorious days

pls recommend small thin power bank

the entrance fitness test always is a joke, because from that same stock they raise both cooks, army musicians, tank crews as well as the actual infantry

the later tests are tougher

well, depending on what unit you went to

yes, we are

we're sending large parts of the ready forces to the baltics

because lmaoputin

i heard the bongs are making a return to germany over the next few years

moving your tank brigades to a place where they can be relevant, vaguely, again

i meant the army

u got them challangers m9

they don't do you a lot of good on your island

come over here and pretend like it's the good ol bad ol days and you're up against the 3rd shock army in the fulda gap

nigger why do i know your british military memes better than you do

the 3rd shock was a soviet mechanized / tank division posted at the inner german border

and the british forces posted in germany were posted in a place that was basically smack dab in their projected corridor of assault during the predicted WW3

so "3rd shock here I come" is a traditional call of "oh well" in the bong mil

https://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/3rd_Shock_Army

this is your wiki

enjoy it vigorously

>In the days of the Cold War 3rd Shock Army was the Soviet formation that sat on the other side of the IGB. The bad guys, the Soviet hordes and proof that "Quality may be better than quantity, but quantity has a quality all of it's own".

No matter how many prep talks the officers gave you, how stiff the upper lip and how strong the British spirit, grit and determination was, it never quite got rid of the slight nagging feeling that 1 x British Corps vs 1 x Soviet Army wasn't exactly cricket.

On the plus side intelligence assessments were not particularly hard work - "advancing West" covered most of it.

IT'S SO BRITISH

TRACK DAY, CHAP

i like the socks

https://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Warrior

this is also an excellent article full of british thinking

and humor

i recommend you to just wiki-walk that page to enhance your own mustache and tea making abilities

>black watch

>dressed in red

three years into ww1 and they still haven't realized that shrapnel is best resisted with a tinpot helmet

looking for chink alarm clock recommendations

@emre https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGWAmaRolgY

thats a cool review

yeah that video reminded me that I wanted one

they don't sell that on chink sites though

do u want the bell ones

or a digital

i was tempted to buy a seiko alarm clock with silent sweep hands and ringing bel

the ticking would probably keep me up at night

can be both, depends on if i happen to like it

https://www.aliexpress.com/category/200002935/alarm-clocks.html?d=n&isViewCP=y&CatId=200002935&catName=alarm-clocks&spm=2114.10010108.100004.6.xylirc&blanktest=0&tc=af

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Tooarts-Blue-Cat-Shaped-Metal-Coin-Bank-Money-Box-Money-Saving-Box-Home-Decor-Favor-Gift/32789478149.html?scm=1007.14594.81235.0&pvid=026a14e1-2cbb-4884-a052-244223472aaf this is cute

itd make a great gift for a girl

>a girl

<:you:265281777168416768>

u

im going through the aliexpress flash deals, are they real deals or are they bullshit

thers so much to scroll through

So I was at a funeral yesterday and some little faggot brought his spinner and was playing with it. Autismo much?

And then someone posted one on their Snapchat that their friend got them

This meme is way out of hand

Spin spin spin

Strangely enough I have never seen one irl

i see it on busses all the time

Also why does everyone have the triple ones with like the three round ones coming off

its fucking retarded

The ones with only two are so much cooler and more descrete

And they keep buying these cheap.plastic ones. All about that aluminium alloy boi

I guess I live in the middle of nowhere so I do not really see people

I see like everyone. There's more and more everyday. Mostly young kids but a couple people my age and even a little older. It's getting to be an epidemic

wait wtf is a spinner

i didnt know this was a big thing

yet to see one IRL

man im outta the loop

what *are* they ;o

There's too many. My whole area in the US is blowing up with them.

Mostly cuz everyone in the US has autism

@bicubic some sort of bullshit spinning thing you hold in your hand

its cancer

if you do it do it in your room from time to time

but why take it outside

to school

and make it a meme

<:bleach:264926641359290368>

I read the title of that video and threw my phone across the room

This is an insult to all the poor children that actually have autism

Tfw got chinked again

Will ali still side with me if the chink gave me the wrong details via PM and not the item description?

depends how well you can talk them to it

if they promised item to be 25x25x25 steelbox what they send to you even tho item stated it was 20x20x20

its all about the wording they used (and how you will use it about contacting ali

oh ur the tea guy

not from the hospital, but the one who helped me

or is hospital anon also you?

I'm both haha

I got discharged yesterday

hahahahahhaha that was you?

probably wasn't the chink tea

<:aliOK:251417852156837888>

are u doing good?

I'm fine now, still a bit red and steroid scars are still there but they're fading

I just have a feeling that it was something to do with me having one beer too many and falling into nettles head first

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

how many days did you spend at the hospital

mhm

also how is the food like

Four days in total

Food was acceptable

also what's this new lithu meme about comfy being a pajeet

its not new

https://i.warosu.org/data/g/img/0590/32/1487666070824.jpg

i like the comfy's massive bulge meme more tbh

is that you?

you dont look 28

pajeets always look younger

thats not comfy lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOgIHOtSZGo

why the fuck it needs wifi anyway?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qczImf93M_E
The chink version makes actual juice

they even have a chinky presentation

how can kickstarter mistakes even compete

what the fuck is so hard about using a blender tho

^

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsIa30KHRJA

Does this hugsby seem legit? https://www.aliexpress.com/item/CREE-XPE-R3-LED-Flashlight-led-torch-Portable-Hugsby-Mini-Pocket-light-Skid-proof-Abrasion-Resistance/32788189033.html

i think the real ones have a shiny button

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

The one on gaybest looks the same 🤔 http://www.gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_197632.html

https://youtu.be/Nvk-yUwAw2Q?t=37

also you have no way of knowing if those are the true product pictures

unless a reviewer provides them

he got nice feedback

hot

Do you have one? Where did you get yours from?

I'm thinking I could dispute if I get a fake with the shiny button but best not chance it to begin with

how would you even prove that the real one has a matte button

just ask seller for real photos

you can get the real one at fasttech

but its 11 buckaroos

wait nvm

thats xp-11

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/xp1/32516586812.html

thats the one i have

it doesnt have branding on it

i guess the seller changed the listing

looks fake? <:thonk:288060975775612929>

yeah its probably fake

works fine though so i dont mind

i dont think it matters if you get a fake or real one

if you get a real one you won't get chinked but most fakes work fine

Bought one anyway, going by reviews

seems decent enough

I like this guy
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaJ3EdxM9skBDoGP2SlMRDQ/videos

@Phatique

if it spins his autism

Are there any other chink shit reviewers on yt?

nea

neat

>9 months ago

Why are they giving up?

he probably has a life

FUCK THAT I NEED THE VIDEOS

kek

Chink shit black leather couch?

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

Link

i like the advanced flashlight dude

bretty good

Thanks, whom of those are dead?

too chinky for youtube

Now i've got some good content to watch

https://vgy.me/GNAVOu.png wew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CWrd2gdTIs found /biz/

When i search anything aliexpress related on youtube its always black woman buying fake hair

dropshipping is where you order for ppl and make it ship to them right?

Pretty much

but act as if you are a store

@transience

chinked

no i scratched it with the clip

you can take the clip off but you probably shouldnt

there was a sharp uncoated edge that just ripped through

Is there a stronger flashlight for under $15 than the generic 3xAAA / 1x18650 one?