Throw a fidget spinner at it

ill throw my broken chink neos at it

can confirm

Throw book at Aussie spider, throws it back

nICE

my elephone explorer s came

the pc camera mode is disgusting

wait has anyone reviewed it on csg yet?

i kind of want to take a photo of it but it might jump at me :(

@HEKTIK turn flash off then

idi⭕t

I wanted to say "just kindly ask spider to leave" but then I read aussie spider. You better accept that its his room now

you re currently just tolerated

how the fuck am i supposed to take a photo of a spider in the dark without a light

nice the camera is shit

its pitch black

not sure any camera wouldnt be shit in this circumstance

other than like night vision shit

nah i'm talking about the explorer s

oh lol

eweweww

Your house looks Dutch as fuck

what

the

fuck

your outside literally looks like mine

looks like a britbong council house

That's what I mean

a nicer one

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

@Transience#0182 , you got it fam

mum bought it out a few years ago

Is my neighbourhood English

Or is yours Dutch

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

:hyperthink:

i wish i had nitro

I'm growing some vegies in my window

gay

Hence the shit in my window

Shit also leaks a little

>veggies
magic mushrooms are not vegetables

>Not tulips and weed too

the bigass spider ran away and now i need to find it before it eats me

Spiders are chill

They keep flies away for you

not when its the side of my hand

except huntsmans

theyre cool as fuck

their bite hurts tho

big ass fangs

BAVI

nah all the cockys hang out at this giant ass park near my house

fuckin loud cunts

https://imgur.com/gallery/HB99M

CHINKED

no shit memes allowed

My room is not well lit

Are cockatoos such a plague in Aus?

nah theyre cool

they fuck up certain crops tho

still waiting for the other order

What the hell

We pay fat bucks for those animals here in the Benelux

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz1p-fcXb6Y

REEEEEEEEEEEE

To keep things Chink, here is a Chink duck
https://justquiltin.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/canard-mandarin-620x295.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d5/16/90/d516905db3da550774b7415b6559023a.jpg

gamepad?

need a gamepad? Get a Gamesir or Xiaomi gamepad

yah man

Any good snes gamepads?

Buffalo makes good ones.

Don't go for the $1 Chink ones. They're absolute shit.

the hell is this

the chink shit general discord

@origami what else would it be

tru

or is it being linked elsewhere?

I bought a bitcoin

Tfw need to phone post because I'm still banned from /g/ for posting programming socks

@transience to help you over the fact that you dont even own 1 eth?

I own 1.2 eth now

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

@Slimes i have 5 bucks snes gamepads. it werks

@transience leeching the neetbux off your parents? you gotta say goodbye to mining when moving to L O N D O N

uni = free electricity = more minebux

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

halls, always a great idea

enjoy getting all your postage rummaged through

no more dragon dildos secretly posted for you

I drunk-ordered sunglasses yesterday night

are you gonna wear them

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/cool-shades/32362973779.html

well, not sure

they arent exactly my style

and I am a bit afraid that they dont have a good UV protection

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1q7tmQpXXXXbdXpXXq6xXFXXX5/116394134/HTB1q7tmQpXXXXbdXpXXq6xXFXXX5.jpg?size=185912&height=660&width=790&hash=88484c152b705c79a4ec3c6991d82e99

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1UL8KOFXXXXbcapXXq6xXFXXXZ/116394134/HTB1UL8KOFXXXXbcapXXq6xXFXXXZ.jpg?size=216122&height=904&width=790&hash=50646cfc3968649527c5aac6c0e94ea0

seller well memed as always

I wanted to have polarized ones but why did I go with the camouflage

I wish technology would move on from watches and tried glasses again

I need to wear glasses because I'm near-sighted, but I hate wearing then

just dont? if you can see in close vicinity (as in your computer screen) its all alright?

Not being able to see far also means my eyes get tired fast

Plus I just don't catch everything without glasses

I want to be able to make pictures or record with my glasses or something

that'd be nice on a keyring @transience

just ordered this from goybest

should be here in 15days-3months as per usual

ill review the adhd tester and see how the case and glass work out'

you dont need to test for it, if you already ordered one

you surely positive

wtf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH1fRza6SOU

people do this shit

How did this shit get so popular?

normies gotta ruin everything

okay I take that back

I saw tons of people using these things

wtf

this is pretty autistic

>288k views

*bend your knees* this is like those penspinning nerds

Hey

yeah people at my school started getting them

autism spinners officially ruined for autists

So, uh... what do you guys use to pay for your chink shit?

I bought a prepaid visa and it turned out that it couldn't make purchases over seas

then, I thought paypal would work but it doesn't

at least, not for AliExpress

use alipay on aliexpress via cc

check the wiki

paypal usually works on most other sites though

Will prepaid debit work

for alipay

i doubt it

fook

there's only one way to find out

yep

let's see

okay so

MAYBE I can do it like this

prepaid visa > paypal > alipay

Thay may work

nope

fuuuuck.

paypal cant go into alipay i think

you have to use cc > alipay

I pay using a virtual credit card, I don't know if your bank offers that

Only accepting credit cards is hella dumb

it makes refunds easy

A virtual credit card is basicly paypal in credit card form

also that

Damn.

I guess my only option is buying a reloadable card that does international purchases

but those fuckers are going to charge almost 15 bucks in extra fees

.50$ for every transcation in general

which is mental

and this damn sale ends in 2 days

If you have online banking it may be worth digging through the menus to see if your bank offers some form of virtual credit card

IDK how common having it is but I have it here in Turkey

I don't have a bank account. I keep all my money in gold bars in my mattress.

lol

with lead lining to keep prying jew eyes away

Sounds healty

kek

@wuzfuz i have 1.7% charge for international payment, its next to nothing mostly

using what?

international prepaid?

Alright what the fuck meng

AliPay suddenly doesn't work anymore?

I go through and make an account, just to see a popup saying that they don't run balances anymore

then why is the service or site still up at all?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'm about to bust a blood vessel

fuck it, i'll have to use my bank account

what-flippin'-ever

@wuzfuz just buy from chink sites that accept paypal then

AliExpress is selling the Redmi Note 4 for 149.99

cheaper than anywhere else

fuck i paid like $165

technically 215 cuz they never refunded me for switching phones

I'm to much of a cheap bastard to pay any more than this sale price

anywhere else

but if I can't figure this out within 2 days

i'll just have to bend and buy from somewhere else

banggood or tomtop or whatever

whatever accepts paypal

@wuzfuz yes, prepaid debit. but it is from a real bank. I had to open an account (which i dont use). I didnt read all of your posts, sorry

It's cool. You from the US? What bank did you use.

EU

fukg

@wuzfuz You in need of the Global Note 4? Or just the Note 4x?

http://www.geekbuying.com/item/Global-Version-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-4-3G-3GB-32GB-Smartphone---Black-377527.html

hi

hi

I'm a bit confused and I don't want to get kicked or banned again

just make an account

I did, so now I have an email and password attached to this name, but I tested it by clicking on the invite link from /csg and it allows me to enter the name Gotrice and talk here, so do I own it or not?

Click the cog symbol directly to the left of this message

Should open up a screen that gives you the option

We have a special rule though, everyone's name should contain a connection to penis

It's a rule that's easily missed but quite important

🤔

@Shrimpf dick

lol

Must suck having a shrimp sized dick

The worst part is cumming after 5 minutes and disappointing my girlfriend every single time

@Gotrice you dont have to click on the invite link everytime you want to chat here. if you have an account, it attaches this chatroom to your username, sort of. so just hit the invite once

The only thing that can extend it is the thought of Tom Hardy playing in yet another movie where he plays an inaudible side-character

@JHWH Ok I will figure this out, I haven't used irc since the 90s and not too sure what I did wrong. I usually come here through the /csg link but I have an account now.

just go to discordapp.com and enter your credentials. you should see this discord then in theory

You can just grab the link

And then use that to enter again

Why is my chosen name not associating to a verified account?

Becaus you haven't verified this account

Every time you click the invite you're making a new acount

What you have to do is go to www.discordapp.com

And then log in with your email and password

(if you verified an account)

And then your servers will show up there

Hey Comfy, how are you?

someone kill me

the elephone camera is so shit

Doing alright here, watched a few of your videos and not sure why there's so much drama on the csg threads like people people hating on you or anyone who posts any kind of review

4chins was a mistake

do either of them take microsd?

do you remember up to how much?

I know a few chink daps limit you to 32gb

i dont think the human ear can hear beyond 8 gb

tfw headphone wires aren't optimised for 128gb sharks

why would the chinks chink themselves out of people with thicc cards <:thonk:288060975775612929>

Is the sound quality on the ruizu decent? If it's about the same as my S7, then I'm happy

nice

I'm hyped for it <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

haha I remember when I fell for the audio autism meme

i remember when i autism

>being a regular in a literal chinese shopping chat room

Do you remember autism on Efnet, Dalnet, Undernet?

nobody here survived that long

I'm here, how's it going

hardly, trying to figure out whatto drunk order

>google all these nets
>irc networks from 30 years ago
wow

I was only born in time for the autism that is this

I'm drunk and it isn't even dark out, drunk ordering sounds like a bad idea