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2017-04-21 22:24:33 UTC

lithuanian vpns are probably really cheap. I think its one of the eastern countries with very widespread, cheap and fast internet, like romania does e.g.

2017-04-21 22:25:10 UTC

I don't get the purpose of those roidmi glasses

2017-04-21 22:25:19 UTC

They don't have prescription lenses on purpose

2017-04-21 22:25:31 UTC

I guess it's just UV protection?

2017-04-21 22:25:37 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/305106830298972160/Roidmi-B1-HOYA-Anti-Bluray-Goggles-Black-20170207113224439.jpg

2017-04-21 22:25:57 UTC

I'd use them in prescription ngl I don't mind the look

2017-04-21 22:26:11 UTC

Actually called Roidmi.

2017-04-21 22:26:14 UTC

๐Ÿ‘

2017-04-21 22:26:48 UTC

Anyway, it's just for pretentious cunts, obviously.

2017-04-21 22:26:49 UTC

4chan blocks pretty much all the semi well known VPNs too ๐Ÿค”

2017-04-21 22:30:45 UTC

I really can't tell anymore whether that plant post in the thread is actually outsider or someone meming pretending to be him

2017-04-21 22:31:11 UTC

because all it takes to pass as him is to talk like that

2017-04-21 22:31:46 UTC

by chance, they both have bad grammar <:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-04-21 22:31:59 UTC

and then there's people posting that stupid plant to the thread on his behalf

2017-04-21 22:32:12 UTC

who would do that?

2017-04-21 22:32:33 UTC

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-04-21 22:32:42 UTC

@transience you can see the stupid radio and vhs recorders in his posts/pictures

2017-04-21 22:33:10 UTC

the latest post is just this screenshot https://i.4cdn.org/g/1492813162329.jpg

2017-04-21 22:33:39 UTC

thats not him. he is dutch

2017-04-21 22:33:44 UTC

so no jail

2017-04-21 22:34:52 UTC

I just ordered a bunch of electronics parts for $3.88 shipped

2017-04-21 22:35:01 UTC

what percentage of them are actually gonna work

2017-04-21 22:35:19 UTC

depends how many of what you ordered

2017-04-21 22:35:40 UTC

I ordered 10 of each of two different ICs

2017-04-21 22:36:53 UTC

i am too pleb to judge this

2017-04-21 22:39:29 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/305110321633296384/gg.png

2017-04-21 22:39:32 UTC

Count on at least 2 of each type failing.

2017-04-21 22:41:19 UTC

@transience MARC MATS MEES MART MAIK MICK?

2017-04-21 22:41:49 UTC

Machiel

2017-04-21 22:42:23 UTC

Michael

2017-04-21 22:42:34 UTC

Machiel is Dutch for Michael <:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-04-21 22:42:42 UTC

semi-common name iirc

2017-04-21 22:43:04 UTC

Michiel?

2017-04-21 22:43:32 UTC

but do you think he is A3?

2017-04-21 22:44:18 UTC

There was another Dutch guy on the 20th but that was the day after the day he posted his growth hormones ๐Ÿค”

2017-04-21 22:48:00 UTC

>buying all these $80 homtoms and manlet phones

2017-04-21 22:48:13 UTC

I guess it wouldn't be out of the question

2017-04-21 22:48:51 UTC

Is anyone here actually A4?

2017-04-21 22:49:45 UTC

gunna post a review of the note 4 on /csg/

2017-04-21 22:51:47 UTC

the mtk version?

2017-04-21 22:58:16 UTC

the mint is a male (male)

2017-04-21 23:08:37 UTC

no

2017-04-21 23:08:40 UTC

snapdragon

2017-04-21 23:17:13 UTC

Browsing Ali on a Xiaomi phone. Shit feels just right. ๐Ÿ‘

2017-04-21 23:28:13 UTC

mi pen arrived

2017-04-21 23:30:28 UTC

I wonder if i bought a xiaomeme from goybest and something went wrong months later, would i be able to bring it to local xiaomeme official support?

2017-04-21 23:37:44 UTC

>local xiaomeme support
Do you live in China or India?

2017-04-21 23:42:12 UTC

^

2017-04-21 23:42:37 UTC

@feedz how is mi pen? better than dollar store pen?

2017-04-21 23:47:08 UTC

nah, furfag is a german faggot

2017-04-21 23:47:10 UTC

I live in greece and recently a company started bringing in xiaomemes and supplying them with greek menus roms to the big shops

2017-04-21 23:48:04 UTC

They are supposedly handling the service as well

2017-04-22 00:34:11 UTC

Normies cannot handle basic variation

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/305139186812583946/Screenshot_2017-04-22-12-33-39-847_com.snapchat.android.png

2017-04-22 00:36:22 UTC

DON'T WORRY, IF THE FINGERPRINT IS TOO MUCH OF A HASSLE, YOU CAN JOIN THE GOOK BOTNET!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/305139736077533184/Screenshot_2017-04-22-12-35-43-164_com.snapchat.android.png

2017-04-22 01:39:39 UTC

What the fuck...? Finger print reader on the back side? WHERE YOU KEEP YOUR FINGERS?

2017-04-22 01:39:54 UTC

What kind of an absolute madman came up with something so convenient?

2017-04-22 01:49:15 UTC

>awkward to reach

2017-04-22 01:49:17 UTC

the fuck

2017-04-22 01:49:27 UTC

Yeah.

2017-04-22 01:49:45 UTC

That's where I have my index finger, so fuck knows what kind of a clown digit-layout that cunt has.

2017-04-22 01:49:48 UTC

pretty sure every normal human being has one finger right there

2017-04-22 02:57:17 UTC

lmao

2017-04-22 02:58:15 UTC

kek wtf

2017-04-22 03:57:12 UTC

oh boy

2017-04-22 03:57:15 UTC

my chinkshit came in

2017-04-22 03:57:20 UTC

time to run to the post office

2017-04-22 04:32:55 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/305199267830562816/IMG_20170422_093231.jpg

2017-04-22 04:33:39 UTC

B I G

2017-04-22 04:33:54 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/305199511784128516/JPEG_20170422_093349.jpg

2017-04-22 04:34:41 UTC

show us the spice

2017-04-22 04:34:52 UTC

3d printer?

2017-04-22 04:35:58 UTC

It's really not as big as it looks in that photo

2017-04-22 04:36:18 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/305200119538647040/JPEG_20170422_093606.jpg

2017-04-22 04:37:00 UTC

They put the ones with the red embroidery too, just like I asked

2017-04-22 04:37:18 UTC

what headphone am I looking at

2017-04-22 04:37:41 UTC

u g l y

2017-04-22 04:37:56 UTC

looks comfy tho

2017-04-22 04:40:07 UTC

The infographic was not lying

2017-04-22 04:40:19 UTC

Holy fuck these pads are comfy

2017-04-22 04:40:32 UTC

what headphone tho

2017-04-22 04:41:16 UTC

Yenona oneodio I think

2017-04-22 04:41:26 UTC

They are on the infographic

2017-04-22 04:41:44 UTC

oh its those

2017-04-22 04:41:53 UTC

razer used them as an oem for one of their headphones lol

2017-04-22 04:53:03 UTC

damn they even came with red shoelaces???

2017-04-22 04:54:13 UTC

to be fair takstar/isk was originally an oem for the hyperx cloud headset

2017-04-22 04:54:23 UTC

they're pro80s with an integrated microphone

2017-04-22 05:25:02 UTC

it's the cable

2017-04-22 05:25:10 UTC

I probably ruined a joke here

2017-04-22 05:42:07 UTC

Help

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/305216681113026561/Screenshot_2017-04-22-17-38-15-160_com.miui.home.png

2017-04-22 05:42:16 UTC

My keyboard is stuck

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/305216717456670720/Screenshot_2017-04-22-17-38-19-462_com.miui.home.png

2017-04-22 05:42:39 UTC

Had to restart the phone

2017-04-22 05:42:47 UTC

Using MIUI 8.2.2.0

2017-04-22 05:44:00 UTC

Aussies on suicide watch

2017-04-22 05:50:33 UTC

Have any of you guys ever had a concussion before? Currently suffering one I got on Monday and would like to ask some questions

2017-04-22 05:51:26 UTC

well fuck

2017-04-22 05:51:44 UTC

right up the didgeridoo

2017-04-22 05:52:22 UTC

My girl doesn't want to try that :c

2017-04-22 05:52:36 UTC

she should

2017-04-22 05:52:51 UTC

its therapeutic

2017-04-22 05:55:02 UTC

i only fap to concussion porn

2017-04-22 05:55:04 UTC

How long does it take to get packages from AliExpress via ePacket to the USA for you guys

2017-04-22 05:55:24 UTC

4-5 weeks

2017-04-22 05:55:35 UTC

Wtf

2017-04-22 05:56:10 UTC

i mean you are buying cheap little shit over the internet made through legalized slave labor

2017-04-22 05:56:14 UTC

gotta cut corners somewhere

2017-04-22 05:56:16 UTC

It says 12-20 days

2017-04-22 05:56:30 UTC

what did you order? a phone?

2017-04-22 05:56:56 UTC

if its something expensive then its probably registered mail or dhl or whatever and it'll be faster

2017-04-22 05:57:11 UTC

ive heard dhl can get shit shipped from china to alaska in 5 days

2017-04-22 05:57:13 UTC

A butt plug, lube and a chastity belt

2017-04-22 05:57:18 UTC

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-04-22 05:57:32 UTC

All via epacket

2017-04-22 05:57:49 UTC

i hope you asked the seller to label it as "beauty products"

2017-04-22 05:58:10 UTC

I told him to label it as "children's toys"

2017-04-22 05:58:34 UTC

great, so when you get caught you'll be labeled as a pervert and a pedophile

2017-04-22 05:58:41 UTC

Did your cuck cage come in yet

2017-04-22 05:59:08 UTC

So back to my original question

2017-04-22 05:59:28 UTC

Any1 ordered shit from Ali via ePacket

2017-04-22 05:59:35 UTC

im tellin you, 5 weeks

2017-04-22 05:59:55 UTC

i have over 100 confirmed ~~kills~~ purchases on aliexpress

2017-04-22 06:00:09 UTC

Dude it literally says if it goes over 20 days full refund

2017-04-22 06:00:34 UTC

I doubt it's 5 weeks when it says 12-20 days

2017-04-22 06:00:53 UTC

and then the seller extends buyer protection on the 21st day

2017-04-22 06:01:28 UTC

I thought buyer protection was through Ali not the seller

2017-04-22 06:01:47 UTC

it is

2017-04-22 06:01:51 UTC

the seller just controls it

2017-04-22 06:01:53 UTC

well

2017-04-22 06:01:55 UTC

relax m8, it'll come

2017-04-22 06:01:56 UTC

can extend it

2017-04-22 06:02:02 UTC

I need my lube

2017-04-22 06:02:04 UTC

yea you just need to relax for 20 days

2017-04-22 06:02:05 UTC

ffs

2017-04-22 06:02:06 UTC

Like asap

2017-04-22 06:02:08 UTC

just use coconut oil or something

2017-04-22 06:02:12 UTC

corn starch and water

2017-04-22 06:02:12 UTC

wd-40

2017-04-22 06:02:16 UTC

bleach

2017-04-22 06:02:16 UTC

No man I'm cut

2017-04-22 06:02:20 UTC

It doesn't work

2017-04-22 06:02:27 UTC

Fucking Jews for parents

2017-04-22 06:02:27 UTC

PVA glue

2017-04-22 06:02:39 UTC

thats why you need a dick cage goyim?

2017-04-22 06:02:48 UTC

protect your skinnies from seconds

2017-04-22 06:02:52 UTC

No that's for my (girl)friend

2017-04-22 06:03:33 UTC

shoulda just bought it locally

2017-04-22 06:03:39 UTC

you wouldnt eat a chink burger

2017-04-22 06:03:45 UTC

Nowhere around here sells that shit

2017-04-22 06:03:51 UTC

I'm in the fucking Bible belt

2017-04-22 06:04:14 UTC

In the middle of good ol fuckin ketuckeroooo

2017-04-22 06:06:00 UTC

Goddamn if it comes in 5 weeks I'm going to kms

2017-04-22 06:14:21 UTC

Tape it

2017-04-22 06:14:57 UTC

I ordered RAM two days ago and it just arrived

2017-04-22 06:15:05 UTC

Dog bless DHL 24 h delivery

2017-04-22 06:16:13 UTC

Who needs ass lube, more spit, run longer, run faster

2017-04-22 06:16:58 UTC

That'll get you in there

2017-04-22 06:28:21 UTC

Who here got their hands on the pussy trigger?

2017-04-22 06:30:22 UTC

pussy trigger?

2017-04-22 06:51:16 UTC

I'm pussy?

2017-04-22 06:52:05 UTC

I got a 3d pussy

2017-04-22 06:52:22 UTC

I don't need one famalama

2017-04-22 06:53:53 UTC

then what the hell do you need us for?

2017-04-22 06:55:20 UTC

Chinky tech

2017-04-22 06:56:40 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/305235441508941826/208.png

2017-04-22 06:57:11 UTC

What keyboard should i get boyz

2017-04-22 06:57:40 UTC

don't fall for the mechanical meme

2017-04-22 06:57:40 UTC

I want something with a lot of resistance like a 12 year old Norwegian girl

2017-04-22 06:58:25 UTC

it's not chink but just get a cheap membrane 10-key from logitech or smth

2017-04-22 06:58:48 UTC

Whyยฟ

2017-04-22 06:59:02 UTC

cuz it'll be a keyboard

2017-04-22 06:59:14 UTC

and you wont be out ~$100

2017-04-22 06:59:20 UTC

What's so bad about mechanical keyboards

2017-04-22 06:59:24 UTC

nothing

2017-04-22 06:59:43 UTC

they're just too expensive for too little

2017-04-22 07:00:13 UTC

ooh I got me some click-clacks and some great pressure

2017-04-22 07:00:23 UTC

for 4x the normal price

2017-04-22 07:00:27 UTC

Sounds pretty guud

2017-04-22 07:00:55 UTC

No arrow keys tho

2017-04-22 07:01:00 UTC

How does that work

2017-04-22 07:01:14 UTC

I don't understand

2017-04-22 07:01:36 UTC

Lots of mech keyboards don't have arrows

2017-04-22 07:01:57 UTC

just turn on Num Lock and you're set

2017-04-22 07:02:05 UTC

How can I go through a boot menu

2017-04-22 07:02:13 UTC

Num Lock

2017-04-22 07:02:21 UTC

But I also need to code

2017-04-22 07:02:42 UTC

Are there any with keys

2017-04-22 07:02:43 UTC

then turn off Num Lock? you lost me again

2017-04-22 07:02:56 UTC

dude

2017-04-22 07:03:10 UTC

the numpad just doubles as arrows

2017-04-22 07:03:15 UTC

Liar

2017-04-22 07:03:43 UTC

wat do you think numlock does

2017-04-22 07:04:13 UTC

Lock things

2017-04-22 07:04:18 UTC

Nigga

2017-04-22 07:04:24 UTC

It locks the numpad

2017-04-22 07:05:05 UTC

if you turn off numlock, the numpad becomes the arrow keys with page functions inbetween

2017-04-22 07:05:27 UTC

Alright

2017-04-22 07:07:12 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/305238092481298433/20170422_000636.jpg

2017-04-22 07:10:59 UTC

Cherry mx on a rk61

2017-04-22 07:11:04 UTC

not 10keyless, 10key

2017-04-22 07:12:12 UTC

Black case cherry mx

2017-04-22 07:12:17 UTC

Blue mx

2017-04-22 07:12:38 UTC

My dicccc

2017-04-22 07:12:49 UTC

How much for it?

2017-04-22 07:13:12 UTC

65 euro

2017-04-22 07:13:16 UTC

70 usd

2017-04-22 07:13:26 UTC

Free shipping

2017-04-22 07:13:32 UTC

fucking nice

2017-04-22 07:13:38 UTC

Fuggin bargain

2017-04-22 07:13:45 UTC

Gonna git it

2017-04-22 07:18:24 UTC

Lets all buy memeboards

2017-04-22 07:45:17 UTC

I'll wait for the meme consensus from fellow chinkbuyers

2017-04-22 07:52:40 UTC

I'm prolly also getting the mi6, should I review?

2017-04-22 08:22:55 UTC

ayy

2017-04-22 08:23:05 UTC

gearbest refunded me ๐Ÿ˜„

2017-04-22 08:23:19 UTC

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2017-04-22 08:54:28 UTC

I hope you do pay them if the packet appears

2017-04-22 09:00:32 UTC

When your entire room is made of Chink tech

2017-04-22 09:03:05 UTC

Who greenlighted this

2017-04-22 09:17:16 UTC

you bought a new mp3 player?

2017-04-22 09:20:03 UTC

oh right, yes just make a video

2017-04-22 09:20:09 UTC

everyones dying for it

2017-04-22 09:30:00 UTC

slav shit?

2017-04-22 09:30:04 UTC

sites please

2017-04-22 09:30:09 UTC

oh e bay

2017-04-22 09:30:22 UTC

what kinds of slav shit?

2017-04-22 09:39:19 UTC

o/

2017-04-22 10:03:31 UTC

kek

2017-04-22 10:39:53 UTC

I bought some de soviet razors they worked well

2017-04-22 10:57:56 UTC

What do you guys buy to clean your electronics

2017-04-22 10:58:01 UTC

My laptop is getting dirty as fuck

2017-04-22 10:58:42 UTC

And my mouse looks like it's covered in dried old cum

2017-04-22 11:01:34 UTC

I like to use microfibre wipes they don't leave any shit behind

2017-04-22 11:04:06 UTC

No weird sprays or shit?

2017-04-22 11:23:07 UTC

@Shrimpf compressed air in a can

2017-04-22 11:25:38 UTC

also, dont cum on your mouse would help perhaps

2017-04-22 11:25:42 UTC

not judging though

2017-04-22 11:33:36 UTC

@Shrimpf Just use metho and a rag

2017-04-22 11:36:25 UTC

I'll buy that stuff

2017-04-22 11:47:44 UTC

cue rapid smashing of PrtScr button

2017-04-22 11:49:59 UTC

kek

2017-04-22 11:53:09 UTC

It happens, that faggot will screencap anything

2017-04-22 11:53:36 UTC

now to explode my load like blublulblublub

2017-04-22 11:53:44 UTC

what

2017-04-22 11:54:04 UTC

fuck man there is a big ass spider wigging out on my curtain

2017-04-22 11:54:33 UTC

kinda want to keep it in a like fish tank but itll just make cobwebs and be ugly

2017-04-22 11:54:48 UTC

Kill it with chink shit

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